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Spirit Halloween{{jew}} is a halloween store known for it's [[loadsamoney|overpriced]] decorations and [[shitty|cheap]] knock off costumes made by [[Azn|chink]] slave children. [[Shit no one cares about|Spirit itself is owned by Spencers]], and are well known for being property leeches who leech on to any open space in a mall they can get. | |||
==History== | ==History== | ||
Spirit Halloween was | Spirit Halloween was first founded by some random [[Guido]] named Joseph Marver{{jew}}, in the thousand mile shithole that is [[New Jersey]]. It would start of as just a regular old dress shop, but the Halloween Stuff became so popular, that Marver decided to just completely switch to that to squeeze as much [[jew gold]] out of the American Consumer as possible. And in 1999, the owner [[Goatse|opened]] the store to new markets outside of [[New Jersey|Guidoland]], and into every shitty rundown strip mall in America. Coming up on 40 years of existance, it is estimated that Spirit Halloween makes 8.4 Billion Dollars every year. | ||
==Fantards== | |||
Online, Spirit Halloween is very popular with [[Depression|Gothics]], [[Halloween|Spooktober]] [[Fantards|lovers]] (yes, [[FML|they acutally call halloween that]]), and [[boring]] [[christfags]] who like clean Halloween memes. These people, can usually be found on [[9gag]], [[funnyjunk]], [[cheezburger]], me.me, or any other place that isn't [[4chan]] that deletes mean comments. | |||
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==The Shitty Nick Lutsko Videos== | |||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Malls]] | *[[Malls]] - Where this Parisite spreads most effectively | ||
*[[Hot Topic]] | *[[Hot Topic]] - [[no|Similar to Spirit Halloween]]. | ||
*[[New Jersey]] - The place where this virus started. | |||
*[[Halloween]] | *[[Halloween]] | ||
*[[ZOG Incorporated]] - Parent company of Spirit Halloween. | *[[ZOG Incorporated]] - Parent company of Spirit Halloween. | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[https://www.spirithalloween.com Spirit Halloween Website] | *[https://www.spirithalloween.com Spirit Halloween Website] | ||
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirit_Halloween TOW article] | |||
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{{Jewseries}} | {{Jewseries}} | ||
{{REW}} | {{REW}} | ||
{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured Article]] October 18 and 19, [[2021]]|[[R. Kelly]]|[[Spirit Halloween]]|[[The Backrooms]]}} | {{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured Article]] October 18 and 19, [[2021]]|[[R. Kelly]]|[[Spirit Halloween]]|[[The Backrooms]]}} |
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Spirit Halloween✡ is a halloween store known for it's overpriced decorations and cheap knock off costumes made by chink slave children. Spirit itself is owned by Spencers, and are well known for being property leeches who leech on to any open space in a mall they can get.
History
Spirit Halloween was first founded by some random Guido named Joseph Marver✡, in the thousand mile shithole that is New Jersey. It would start of as just a regular old dress shop, but the Halloween Stuff became so popular, that Marver decided to just completely switch to that to squeeze as much jew gold out of the American Consumer as possible. And in 1999, the owner opened the store to new markets outside of Guidoland, and into every shitty rundown strip mall in America. Coming up on 40 years of existance, it is estimated that Spirit Halloween makes 8.4 Billion Dollars every year.
Fantards
Online, Spirit Halloween is very popular with Gothics, Spooktober lovers (yes, they acutally call halloween that), and boring christfags who like clean Halloween memes. These people, can usually be found on 9gag, funnyjunk, cheezburger, me.me, or any other place that isn't 4chan that deletes mean comments.
Gallery of Unfunny Faggotry
The Shitty Nick Lutsko Videos
See Also
- Malls - Where this Parisite spreads most effectively
- Hot Topic - Similar to Spirit Halloween.
- New Jersey - The place where this virus started.
- Halloween
- ZOG Incorporated - Parent company of Spirit Halloween.
External Links
Spirit Halloween is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
Spirit Halloween is part of a series on articles which are the subject of retarded edit wars |
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Featured Article October 18 and 19, 2021 | ||
Preceded by R. Kelly |
Spirit Halloween | Succeeded by The Backrooms |