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Spirit Halloween was first founded by some random [[Guido]] named Joseph Marver{{jew}}, in the thousand mile shithole that is [[New Jersey]]. It would start of as just a regular old dress shop, but the Halloween Stuff became so popular, that Marver decided to just completely switch to that to squeeze as much [[jew gold]] out of the American Consumer as possible. And in 1999, the owner [[Goatse|opened]] the store to new markets outside of [[New Jersey|Guidoland]], and into every shitty rundown strip mall in America. Coming up on 40 years of existance, it is estimated that Spirit Halloween makes 8.4 Billion Dollars every year.
Spirit Halloween was first founded by some random [[Guido]] named Joseph Marver{{jew}}, in the thousand mile shithole that is [[New Jersey]]. It would start of as just a regular old dress shop, but the Halloween Stuff became so popular, that Marver decided to just completely switch to that to squeeze as much [[jew gold]] out of the American Consumer as possible. And in 1999, the owner [[Goatse|opened]] the store to new markets outside of [[New Jersey|Guidoland]], and into every shitty rundown strip mall in America. Coming up on 40 years of existance, it is estimated that Spirit Halloween makes 8.4 Billion Dollars every year.


===Present Day Spirit===
{{quote|It's a physical manifestation of Halloween. You're driving to work and you see a Spirit Halloween pop up — and it's like, 'OK, it's happening,|[https://www.npr.org/2021/10/05/1043278951/spirit-halloween singer Nick Lutsko to NPR]}}
{{quote|Today’s Spirit is pretty much a bottom-feeder business that works only at the expense of other stores; if there weren’t vacant storefronts, this business wouldn’t exist.|[https://www.strongtowns.org/journal/2021/9/29/about-that-spirit-halloween-store-you-always-see-around-this-time-of-year Rachel Quednau, program director for Strong Towns (as of September 2021)] ([https://archive.ph/oHs5h Archived!])}}
==Fantards==
==Fantards==
Online, Spirit Halloween is very popular with [[Depression|Gothics]], [[Halloween|Spooktober]] [[Fantards|lovers]] (yes, [[FML|they acutally call halloween that]]), and [[boring]] [[christfags]] who like clean Halloween memes. These people, can usually be found on [[9gag]], [[funnyjunk]], [[cheezburger]], me.me, or any other place that isn't [[4chan]] that deletes mean comments.
Online, Spirit Halloween is very popular with [[Depression|Gothics]], [[Halloween|Spooktober]] [[Fantards|lovers]] (yes, [[FML|they acutally call halloween that]]), and [[boring]] [[christfags]] who like clean Halloween memes. These people, can usually be found on [[9gag]], [[funnyjunk]], [[cheezburger]], me.me, or any other place that isn't [[4chan]] that deletes mean comments.

Revision as of 11:19, 10 November 2021

ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
Spirit Halloween will be posted by the same
unfunny newfag until you like it.

WARNING:

With Jews, you lose!

Spirit Halloween✡ is a halloween store known for it's overpriced decorations and cheap knock off costumes made by chink slave children. Spirit itself is owned by Spencers, and are well known for being property leeches who leech on to any open space in a mall they can get.

History

Spirit Halloween was first founded by some random Guido named Joseph Marver✡, in the thousand mile shithole that is New Jersey. It would start of as just a regular old dress shop, but the Halloween Stuff became so popular, that Marver decided to just completely switch to that to squeeze as much jew gold out of the American Consumer as possible. And in 1999, the owner opened the store to new markets outside of Guidoland, and into every shitty rundown strip mall in America. Coming up on 40 years of existance, it is estimated that Spirit Halloween makes 8.4 Billion Dollars every year.

Present Day Spirit

   
“ 		 
It's a physical manifestation of Halloween. You're driving to work and you see a Spirit Halloween pop up — and it's like, 'OK, it's happening,
  		„
  		 

—singer Nick Lutsko to NPR

   
“ 		 
Today’s Spirit is pretty much a bottom-feeder business that works only at the expense of other stores; if there weren’t vacant storefronts, this business wouldn’t exist.
  		„
  		 

—Rachel Quednau, program director for Strong Towns (as of September 2021) (Archived!)

Fantards

Online, Spirit Halloween is very popular with Gothics, Spooktober lovers (yes, they acutally call halloween that), and boring christfags who like clean Halloween memes. These people, can usually be found on 9gag, funnyjunk, cheezburger, me.me, or any other place that isn't 4chan that deletes mean comments.

Gallery of Unfunny Faggotry

  • KAREN - now in costume form
    KAREN - now in costume form

The Shitty Nick Lutsko Videos

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