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'''Ben Vodden''' from [[Shit|Sussex England]] [[Dick|hanged]] himself on the [[An hero day|20th of April]] 2007, after being the subject of [[lulz]] from his fellow classmates.
'''Ben Vodden''' from [[Shit|Sussex England]] [[Dick|hanged]] himself on the [[An hero day|20th of April]] 2007, after being the subject of [[lulz]] from his fellow classmates.
==BEN VODDEN IS THE MASTER OF BATION BEN VODDEN IS THE MASTER OF BATION==
When told to sit next to the bus driver so he wouldn't be the subject of [[Lulz|cruel words]], the [[Troll|bus driver]] began to call him a [[Fap|wanker]] and nicknamed him [[Fap|"Master Bate"]]. He also gave him [[Lol|lulz]] worthy nicknames such as "[[dickhead]]" and [[Emo|"Billy No Mates"]]. He apparently gave him these names because he was a [[Pikachu|"little wank"]]. He also fondled Ben during the bus rides, which made Ben cry.
[[Image:BVOD2.jpg|thumb|right|Wank...lol]]
On December 12th, his parents got a phone call from his school stating he had been kicked off the bus for [[Fuck you|flipping off]] the driver, meaning he was obviously [[hardcore]] and probably listened to Marilyn Manson or [[My Chemical Romance|something]].
[[Furfag|"Giggles"]] as his family nicknamed him because of his [[Fag|"happy go lucky nature"]] (certainly didn't seem that way) has now become a part of history, and last year's [[an hero]]...unfortunately this time without a funny lost [[Dildo|iPod]] or [[Penis|something]] equally [[Emo|pathetic]].
[[Image:Ben_vodden.jpg|thumb|right|Don't step on his blue suede shoelaces.]]
Ben's reason for [[suicide]] was not only that he was being bullied, but his father was stealing his [[Lazytown]] videos and [[Fap|jacking off]] to them because Ben's elderly mother hasn’t been in the mood for years. Hence why the boy's father sodomized him 2 to 3 times a day. The resulting argument over the Lazytown videos was enough for Vodden to become [[an hero]] and go [[pwn]] himself.
Ben's head teacher was quoted in the newspaper as saying “Ben will be remembered for his ability to make others [[Lulz|laugh]].” What the dopey [[bitch]] failed to realize is that the [[lulz]] were directed at Ben, probably because he was such a little [[faggot]] and couldn’t [[Barrel roll|defend himself]] when some [[chav]] thought he was a freed [[Camwhore|hostage]] from [[12chan]] and started [[Bondage|whipping him with shoelaces]] until he cried like a [[16 year old girl]].
According to Ben's father he was “[[Fag|always thinking of others]]” because Ben ran a fun run dressed as Elvis; this wasn’t actually to raise extra money but because Ben was embarrassed to be seen with people old enough to be his great-grandparents. This also gave the bullies [[moar]] [[Troll|ammunition]] as they often sang the Elvis hit “Blue Suede Shoes".
[[Image:Benvoddens.jpg|thumb|right|It is currently unknown if he was [[Big dick|hung]].]]
It should also be noted that young Ben spent large amounts of time with mentor [[an hero]] [[Chris Benoit]], who was described by his parents as "the only positive influence in Ben’s life." The two would often spend hours at a time practicing knot tying and watching gay [[porn]]. Benoit often described Vodden as “[[Abortion|the son I never had]].” Their relationship, however, went sour when Chris informed Ben he was planning on strangling his own son and not him. The two never recovered, and they both went on to become [[an hero]]es.


==Lulzy Bebo Convo==
==Lulzy Bebo Convo==

Revision as of 00:07, 24 September 2012

Interesting Fact:
This article contains someone who fails at being an hero.


AN HERO 2007

Ben Vodden from Sussex England hanged himself on the 20th of April 2007, after being the subject of lulz from his fellow classmates.

Lulzy Bebo Convo

Pow:
Why are you such a fucking prick towards ben vodden, he was a little kid that go buliied and killed himself, its nothing to laugh about you wanker and i knew him so if i knew who the hell you were id stab you. get a fucking life you sick bastard

Richard C. Mongler:
His Death was the most lulzworthy evar.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ben_Vodden- Truth
http://halflife2.zoy.org - Truth
http://BenVodden.On.nimp.org - Truth

Pow:
m8,
YOUR SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY YOU WONT EVEN FUCKING LET ME COMMENT ON YOUR PAGE!
I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I FIND OUT WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE ME AND MY M8'S ARE GONNA KICK YOUR HEAD IN!

Richard C. Mongler:
But you know who I am.

Pow:
I OBVIOUSLY DONT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
YOUR SOME DUMB CUNT WHO'S ABOUT TO GET HIS FACE SMASHED IN!

Richard C. Mongler:
If I'm about to get my face smashed in, why hasn't it happened already?

Pow:
YOUR A FUCKING CUNT AND ME AND MY M8S WILL PUT A BRICK TO YOUR FACE,
i'd never fucking kill you but im concidering acoma,
Fuck off and kill yourself and save me the job,
worthless cunt, have you got nothing better to do!

Richard C. Mongler:
The term is Become An Hero. Yes the grammar is ment to be incorrect.
Learnt any Internet Memes?
Encyclopedia Dramatica Will help.

Pow:
seriously though,
ok you find humour out of a kid that i knew that killed himself, great, keep it to yourself we dont care.
You blocked your page cuz your a complete pussy and you can't handle being lared off.
are you even from england?

Richard C. Mongler:
I am from the land of lulz.
Encyclopedia Dramatica

Pow:
no,
your a 40 year old hacker that was bullied at school and is living in his parents bedroom,
you've fucked your life up,
well done.

Richard C. Mongler:
Lulz, you are confused. You believe in something that is false because it's the only insult you can use.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fail

Pow:
mate!
YOUR A FUCKING LONELY CUNT THAT HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TAKE THE PISS OUTTA DEAD KIDS,
GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU UN-LOVED CUNT!

Pow:
and your websites fucking shit
i can see someone failed their GCSE'S,
and failing life
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fail
Theres only one thing to do when lifes as shit as yours
DO US A FUCKING FAVOUR AND DIE!

Want to troll the Vodden loving faggot?
His Bebo Profile: http://www.bebo.com/pow10
Msn: [email protected]

Memorial Sites

The aforementioned massive lulz.

DA SITEZ BELOW AR A DISTRACE

External Links

Memorial page. Troll for massive lulz

A Bebo page also devoted to his memory. As above.

The most frequently viewed memorial page. Like Mitch Henderson's friends, Ben's can't spell. BUT THESE FAGS EVEN GOT HIS NAME WRONG. LULZ!

Another Bebo page made because some emo chicks who didn't even know Ben got butthurt over the trolling.

His school's Bebo. It appears none of them actually care about Ben anymore though

His bebo from beyond teh grave Baleeted

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