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ISIS, also know as the Islamic State in Iraq and in Sham,The Islamic state in Iraq and in the Levant, ISIL, and [[Sweden]] are a group of psychopathic murderers that are currently [[pwn|pwning]] most of [[Iraq]] and in [[Syria]].Like all crazed [[sandnigger]] terrorists, ISIS records its videos with potatoes, requiring jihadists from Britain to make their videos with shitty [[Instagram]] filters. The group is led by [[Sandnigger|Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi]]. [[Unrealistic Expectations|Isis plans to create a "caliphate" that will spread from Iraq/Syria to Austria, Morocco, India, parts of China, the entire Middle East, and Parts of Africa]] assuming they don't get rekt by [[Syria|Assad]]. ISIS used to be part of Al-Qaeda, but like a black father, Al-Qaeda abandoned them because they were too scary. The group currently controls territories in Syria and Iraq, making the Caliphate the newest country (although no one will ever recognize them as independent) | ISIS, also know as the Islamic State in Iraq and in Sham,The Islamic state in Iraq and in the Levant, ISIL, and [[Sweden]] are a group of psychopathic murderers that are currently [[pwn|pwning]] most of [[Iraq]] and in [[Syria]].Like all crazed [[sandnigger]] terrorists, ISIS records its videos with potatoes, requiring jihadists from Britain to make their videos with shitty [[Instagram]] filters. The group is led by [[Sandnigger|Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi]]. [[Unrealistic Expectations|Isis plans to create a "caliphate" that will spread from Iraq/Syria to Austria, Morocco, India, parts of China, the entire Middle East, and Parts of Africa]] assuming they don't get rekt by [[Syria|Assad]]. ISIS used to be part of Al-Qaeda, but like a black father, Al-Qaeda abandoned them because they were too scary. The group currently controls territories in Syria and Iraq, making the Caliphate the newest country (although no one will ever recognize them as independent) | ||
[[Image:ISISflag.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The flag of ISIS which looks like every other flag made by sandniggers]] | [[Image:ISISflag.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The flag of ISIS which looks like every other flag made by sandniggers]] | ||
[[Image:ISIScrucifiction.jpg|thumb|left|300px|ISIS likes to crucify opponents.]] | |||
[[Image:ISISmap.jpg|thumb|right|300px|What ISIS want to achieve]] | |||
== Shia butthurt == | |||
ISIS says they will destroy the Kaaba, (the black box that muslims worship and that holds the vagina meteor that fell from space) once they Saudi Arabia because "people only go to touch the stones". Of course the Islamic State will not succeed as Saudi Arabia stationed 30,000 troops on their border This will hold back ISIS for a while, as the only legitimate members are Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi and his many whore wives. ISIS has begun destroying ancient relics and mosques belonging to shia Muslims. As if there was a difference between Sunni and Shia Muslims in the first place. Shia muslims have even been crucified, like Jesus. [[Image:Muslimsbombingmosques.jpg|thumb|right|300px|ISIS destroying a mosque belonging to shia muslims.]] | |||
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== Music == | |||
<center>'''Isis music video, made by Brit members of ISIS.'''<br><youtube>ZXPjvdceTX8</youtube></center> | |||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
Revision as of 02:27, 7 July 2014
ISIS, also know as the Islamic State in Iraq and in Sham,The Islamic state in Iraq and in the Levant, ISIL, and Sweden are a group of psychopathic murderers that are currently pwning most of Iraq and in Syria.Like all crazed sandnigger terrorists, ISIS records its videos with potatoes, requiring jihadists from Britain to make their videos with shitty Instagram filters. The group is led by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Isis plans to create a "caliphate" that will spread from Iraq/Syria to Austria, Morocco, India, parts of China, the entire Middle East, and Parts of Africa assuming they don't get rekt by Assad. ISIS used to be part of Al-Qaeda, but like a black father, Al-Qaeda abandoned them because they were too scary. The group currently controls territories in Syria and Iraq, making the Caliphate the newest country (although no one will ever recognize them as independent)
Shia butthurt
ISIS says they will destroy the Kaaba, (the black box that muslims worship and that holds the vagina meteor that fell from space) once they Saudi Arabia because "people only go to touch the stones". Of course the Islamic State will not succeed as Saudi Arabia stationed 30,000 troops on their border This will hold back ISIS for a while, as the only legitimate members are Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi and his many whore wives. ISIS has begun destroying ancient relics and mosques belonging to shia Muslims. As if there was a difference between Sunni and Shia Muslims in the first place. Shia muslims have even been crucified, like Jesus.
Music
