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imported>Boudica For the love of God,ISIS is not it's own fucking country.It had no place being in the commonwealth |
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Revision as of 05:04, 10 July 2014
Last Thursday, a group of batshit insane arabs decided they didn't like the government and so they set up their own and called it ISIS. ISIS, also known as the Islamic State in Iraq and in Sham, The Islamic state in Iraq and in the Levant, ISIL, and Sweden are a group of crazed sandniggers that are currently pwning most of Iraq and Syria. Like all terrorists, ISIS records its videos with potatoes, requiring jihadists from Britain to make their videos with shitty Instagram filters. The group is led by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Isis plans to create a "caliphate" that will spread from Iraq/Syria to Austria, Morocco, India, parts of China, the entire Middle East, and Parts of Africa assuming they don't get eventually rekt by Assad.
Their long-term aim is to turn everyone to their brand of Islam. They will do whatever they can to get everyone to become like Them. They will exterminate anyone who gets in their way. In the meantime, they have rallies where they praise their god, Admiral Ackbar and sacrifice pigs to him. First, though, they have to get over the fact that Isis is actually an ancient Egyptian idol. Even then, it won't solve the main problem because their allah is permanently Butthurt.
Social Media
Like 16 year old girls, ISIS members have the compulsion to post every aspect of their lives on Twitter or Instagram.Unlike your typical teenage camwhore however, ISIS tweets tend to be quite lulzy,often involving beheading government officials,stealing U.S. tanks and kittens.(No srsly)The holy warriors of ISIS may be brutal psychopathic murderers,but they don't lack a sense of humor. They shopped a picture of the First Negress after stealing equipment the U.S. had originally given to Iraq.
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Batshit insane yet still hilarious
Achievements
They have succeeded where W failed by finding Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction (Srsly)Really!
- KIll count:Over 9000
Links
- chechclearisback Instagram-Chechclear is back ?!
- ISIS jokes about using severed head as soccer ball
Islamic State of Cat
See also
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