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{{quote|If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
|'''Rule 34'''}}
 
[[Image:Bayeuxrule34.jpg|thumb|Predates the internet, possibly as far back as [[Bayeux Tapestry|the 11th century.]]]]
[[Image:tenerife.jpg|thumb|Plane on plane porn. Brought to you by the [[lulz|death of 583 people]].]]
 
The oft-cited observation from lore, '''Rule 34''' has been proven beyond even the faintest doubts by fetishists, [[furries]], [[Infantilism|infantilists]], [[WWOEC|childhood-destroyers]], and other horndogs in general, which is why it's proudly featured on brain-raping websites such as [[4chan]], [[7chan]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
 
On the most basic level, '''Rule 34''' is the pornographic manifestation of even the most fucked up things imaginable as it states that "If It Exists, There Is Porn of It", thus the most important thing to understanding it is that it is ''never'' [[iPod|breakable]] (which is why '''Rule 34''' is seemingly the only Rule of the Internet to actually apply). Instances can be real but usually range between [[hentai]] drawings by [[weeaboos]] or Photoshopped images. To facilitate your learning of the rule, we at ED shall take the liberty of breaking it down based on the quality, difficulty to find, and legitimacy of the pornography:
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== Variations ==
 
=== Type 1: Superb pornography ===
 
If you've been on the internet long enough, you know that [[Cynthia|specific characters]], [[Totally Spies|franchises]], and even [[anime|entire mediums]] are only popular because they offer plenty of fanservice, so it's no surprise that there's more pornography made of said things than there is made of others. So out of all that porn made, the quality of some of it ends up exceeding the quality of the thing it's based on, resulting in what we see here. We ''were'' going to put some Bejeweled rule 34 here, but we realized that Bejeweled is immune to rule 34, so we didn't.
 
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File:Demona and Queen Tyr'ahnee.PNG|Congratulations, now you’re both a [[furfag]] ''and'' a [[xenophile]]
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File:Cowgirl b00b job.jpg
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File:Ivy DAT ASS.jpg
File:Oebra dia vanille REIQ.jpg
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File:Tifa lokwhore.jpg
File:Rabecca welsh.jpg
File:Vocaloid Leader.jpg
File:Sophitia Alexandra.jpg
File:Revy Black Lagoon REIQ.jpg
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File:Casandra Alexandra 3D REIQ.jpg
File:Yuna REIQ 34.jpg
File:Boa Hancock.jpg
File:Cammy fucks dildo.jpg
File:DEM BOOBS.png|'''[[Rule 63]]'''
File:Unique Knockers.PNG
File:Jessica Rabbit.png
File:Morrigan uploaded by Gray.jpg
File:One Piece.jpg
File:The Simpsons uploaded by Gray.jpg
File:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (April O'Neil).PNG
File:Jessie and Crimson Viper.PNG
File:Jessie and Bayonetta.PNG
File:Ahsoka.PNG
File:Ahsoka Tano and Shaak Ti.PNG
File:K-On! 34.jpg
File:DC 34 1.png
File:DC 34 2.png
File:DC 34 3.png
File:DC 34 4.png
File:DC 34 5.png
File:Frida Suarez.PNG
File:Fallout 3 Moira Brown.jpg
File:Mami Charlotte NSFW.jpg
File:Sayaka Kyouko 34.jpg
File:Shadman_Fallout_Porn.jpeg
File:Shadman_Fallout_Porn2.jpeg
File:Samus_Aran.jpeg
File:Samus_Aran2.jpeg
File:Samsu_Aran3.jpeg
File:Big_Hero_6.png
File:SaltyIceCream_Midna.gif
File:Misty_Futa.jpeg
File:Doxy_My_Little_Pony.jpeg
File:Apostle_FamilyGuy.jpeg
File:Johnny_Test.png
File:Dmitrysfuta_Starcraft.jpeg
File:Chrono_Trigger.jpeg
File:Chrono_Trigger2.jpeg
File:Chrono_Trigger_League_of_Legends.jpeg
File:South korean ilustrator kidmos art .jpg
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Note: Porn of this category is ironically the farthest thing from '''Rule 34''', as '''Rule 34''' states quantity not quality.
 
=== Type 2: Typical porn ===
 
Not all pornography is of an [[awesome|orgasmic]] quality; instead, most of it falls under this category. It's not the best, but by far is it the easiest to find. Go on any [[Drawn Sex|shitty porn site]] and we bet you'll find some.
 
{{cg|Meh|rule34gallery2|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Dovahkiin Nord Skyrim TES flick.jpg|The [[Skyrim|Dovahkiin]]'s true [[Bestiality|relationship with dragons]]
File:21321313.jpg
File:Myrtle.jpg|[[Harry Potter|EXPELLIARMUS!]]
File:Jenny Wakeman 34.png
File:Danny Phantom 34.png
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File:Danny Phantom (Jazz and Maddie).png
File:Everquest_Firiona_Vie.png|[[EverQuest|It's time to lay the dragon!]]
File:Sandy_squirrel_34.jpg
File:Watermarked Daria 34.png|Fucking [[watermark|watermarks]]
File:Alien09.jpg|[[Alien]]
File:Alien34 - 1.jpg
File:Alien34 - 6.jpg
File:Alien34 - 5.jpg
File:Alien34 - 4.jpg
File:PredatorPron.png|[[Michael Jackson|Predator]]
File:Derpina Porn.PNG|[[derp]]
File:Frankie 34.jpg
File:Fosters34.JPG
File:Esurance34.jpg|The Esurance company has been doing great since their newest commercial
File:Erin_Ready_4_Action.jpg|Erin of Esurance naked and ready for action
File:Marioporn.jpg|[[Mario]]
File:YuGiOh porn.jpg
File:YuGiOh_Hentai.jpg|Guess where the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards are in this picture
File:Monmusu Slime.PNG
File:Beavisandbuttheadfinallyscore.jpg
File:Speeds Tyras Fun.jpg
File:SuperAwesomefunTime.png
File:Rugrats_34.jpg
File:FMA_Rape.jpg
File:TRSheva.jpg|[[Resident Evil 5|Thanks, partner!]]
File:vgcats_tentaclerape.jpg
File:Vgcats rule34nigger.jpg
File:Rule_34_in_action.jpg
File:Samus wii.jpg
File:Kavexlithia.jpg
File:Arthur4.jpg|WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
File:BANG!.jpg
File:Bellegaston34.jpg|[[Gaston]] teaches Belle [[secks|something she can't learn from a book]]
File:Freya balcony.jpg
File:Mindflayer=tentacleporn - Pandora's Box.jpg|[[Dungeons & Dragons]]
File:Kadabra34.jpg|[[Abra]]
File:Spiderman_smalldick.jpg|Fapping to this makes [[you]] a double [[cuck]].
File:Nintendopr0n.jpg
File:PrincessPeachparty.jpg
File:Peachwtf.jpg
File:this_hurts_me_as_much_as_it_hurts_you.jpg
File:Midna1.jpg|[[Legend of Zelda]]
File:EQ2_kingdom_of_sky.jpg|This will guarantee you winning a [[Internet drama|flame war]] in [[EQ2Flames]].
File:Wizard of Oz 34.jpg
File:Ewj34sex.gif
File:Blackandwhite.jpg|[[Halo]]
File:Ph_fence.jpg|[[Silent Hill|Pyramid Head]]
File:Furry_portal.jpg|Fucking furries
File:Earthbound_Paula_Grown_Up_Rule_34.jpg
File:metal_gear_solid.jpg|[[Metal Gear Solid]]
File:Futurama.jpg|[[Futurama|Still popular in the year 3001]]
File:Azula_mai_tylee01.jpg|Kids will get their childhood raped plus a boner from this.
File:HarleyQ34.jpg
File:Hoteve.jpg
File:Elisabeth_Sladen_Fan_Art.jpg|[[Doctor Who|"Oooh, this Sonic Screwdriver has three vibrational settings!"]]
File:FreemaAgyemanFanArt.jpg|[[Doctor Who|"It's bigger on the inside..."]]
File:Kalashni_orc2.jpg|Orcs
File:Kaijusex.jpg|Never mind that 99% of Godzilla monsters are male, let's give them big tits and make them have lesbian sex
File:29048_-_Sheeva_mortal_kombat.jpg
File:zoey and witch.jpg
File:Hp rule 34.jpg|[[Harry Potter|Ron]], it's been far too long since the last time you [[Gay|fucked me in the ass]]!!
File:Dumbledore_34.jpg
File:House_34.jpg
File:IvyLizardman.jpg
File:Hanukkah porn.jpg|[[Hanukkah]]
File:Hellokittyrule34.jpg|[[Hello Kitty]]
File:Titanic Lance.png
File:Bioshock_porn.jpg|[[Bioshock]]
File:Halo rule 34.jpg
File:Rule 34 Come on Pinocchio tell me a huge lie.jpg
File:Aunt_May_by_Oni.jpg|"Oh, [[Spiderman|Peter]], ever since [[80 year old Chinese man in panties|your uncle Ben]] died, I've been [[masturbating|so lonely]] ..."
File:Aunt_May_by_DTMS.jpg
File:Yuriraven.jpg
File:Courageporn.jpg
File:Scene_from_CTTR_copy.jpg|[[Gay]] furry porn.
File:JudyNails.jpg|[[Guitar Hero|Guitar heroine!]]
File:Foxtrot-spanking.jpg
File:Rule 34 Ben 10.jpg
File:Drawn-Together-orgy.jpg
File:Eq2_gnome_nude.jpg
File:Flipmulti-xxx.jpg
File:Dilbertrule34.jpg|[[Dilbert]] solidly inside the box
File:Flo.jpg‎|This bitch is ugly and there is still porn of her
File:Joker dark.knight batman34.jpg|[[Why so serious?]]
File:Mortalkombat34.jpg|Typical [[Mortal Kombat]] [[Gay|friendship]]
File:Jennyfucked.gif
File:Bluesbrothersyaoi.jpg|The Blues Brothers
File:SpyvsSpy34.jpg
File:Frankie-Cheese34.jpg|I like asses!
File:Mithra_futanari.png
File:Hamtaro porn.JPG
File:Popeye_TijuanaBible.jpg|[[Tijuana_bibles|Your grandpa jerked off to this]]
File:Gaia34.jpg|[[Gaia|Gaiaonline]]
File:Nov 28 2009 EDTan Rule34 Complete.jpg
File:Shaaaark34.png
File:landbeforetime.jpg
File:YinYang2.jpg|"In a world of chaos & disarray, it's brother & sister that fuck all day!"
File:Doughboy 34.jpg
File:328790 - Channel Awesome Douglas Walker Dudette Lindsay Ellis Nostalgia Chick Nostalgia Critic That Guy With The Glasses cumwild.jpg
File:911-rule-34.jpg|[[9/11|Nevar Forget]]
File:Schiavo34.jpg|[[Terri Schiavo]]
File:Jugga34.jpg|[http://www.tryptechnics.com/pictures/GOTJ2004/index6.html Juggalo porn], fantastic
File:A'kanna_34.jpg
File:Keaira_rule_34.jpg
File:Tabula_rasa_rule_34.jpg|[[Tabula Rasa]] before the shutdown
File:ROCKHARDTHING.jpg
File:Mirrors-edge-rule34.png
File:Candy Corn porn.PNG|Chewy
File:Charlotte_Knows_how.png
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=== Type 3: Shitty porn ===
 
Since stupid things tend to become [[memes|part of internet culture]], them being 34'd is only natural. Unfortunately, the people who 34 them are the same unfunny, untalented idiots who popularized them in the first place (ex: [[Alexreynard]], [[Chris-chan]], [[DBoyWheeler]], [[Eric W. Schwartz]], [[Neomorphasis]], [[Ray Jones]], [[ReZ]], and [[Urd-chan]]), thus here we have badly-done porn made of [[shit nobody cares about]].
 
{{cg|Behold, some of the stupidest porn you'll ever see in your life|rule34gallery3|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Ericrule34.gif|This entire gallery summed up in one image
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File:ORLY34.jpg|[[O RLY]]
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File:Randy and nigel.jpg
File:Yiff we can obama rita.jpg
File:Bowserapesyoshi.jpg
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File:Rule34LandOLakes.JPG|Delicious [[Cum|butter]]
File:Doommarinerapesimp.gif|[[NEDM]]
File:Rule 34 Eastenders.PNG
File:Rule_34_C3PO.gif
File:pongoperdysexes.jpg
File:Char_cornelius.gif
File:Rule_34_Bugs_Bunny.jpg
File:Angel_Sylvester.jpg
File:Skunk_fu_34.png
File:LadyJ internetrules poster11955046.jpg
File:Pornflakes.jpg|That's not milk
File:Rule34 DC10.png
File:Pogopossumsucksfargonorthdecodersdickwhilefritzthecatcallsthemfags.jpg
File:Loveofchair.jpg|But what about Naomi?
File:StarWars.jpg
File:Stick_stickly_34.jpg
File:Salad anal.jpg|[[salad fingers]]
File:JesusIsComing.jpg|Putting those holes to some good use
File:2012_olympic_logo_recolored.gif
File:Lol_rule34_pinkfloyd.jpg
File:Imperial_walker_34.jpg
File:Kyubey BDSM.png
File:Penismahboi.jpg|[[LINK MAH BOIIIII]]
File:6368 - CD-i Legend of Zelda Nintendo Philips Zelda.png
File:Rocko_34.jpg
File:Juggalo34.jpg|[[Anabelle Lotus]]
File:34furry.jpg
File:Weatherpackage 700.jpg
File:Gumbyblowjob.jpg
File:Lolwut34.jpg|[[LOL WUT]]
File:legopron.jpg|Get your blocks off!
File:Ecco.jpg|Just because you forgot it exists doesn't mean it's exempt.
File:Stafy2.jpg|Same goes for things you never even heard of.
File:Smurfy34.jpg‎|Toy [[Smurfs]]
File:Stoppittidyup.jpg
File:Thatsbrutal.jpg
File:Rule34mario.jpg
File:mewxraichu69.jpg
File:rule34King.jpg|There are no exceptions; even to [[Super Smash Bros|shitty fighting games]]
File:Arnoldporn.jpg|One of the guys from [[Lemon party]] is bisexual
File:Plank with wood.gif
File:KAMASUTRA.gif|[[Fallout]]
File:Norbndag34.gif
File:Garfieldwtf.jpg|Translation: Garfield! Go back to bed!
File:ADAMWAT.jpg|[[Adam Savage|Myth Busters]]
File:GoatseGA.jpg|Rule 34 on [[good article]]s on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Good_articles Wikipedia], courtesy of [[goatse]]
File:Robotnik_Mah_Boi!.jpg|It was only a matter of time before they clashed.
File:Hyena dp.jpg|Why Shenzi is the leader of the 3
File:Sadmario.jpg
File:B00SteveIrwin.jpg|A scene from sweet lil [[Attention whore|Bindi Irwin]]'s new childrens cartoon on PBS
File:REDENBACHER.jpg|I'll butter your popping corn...
File:798300.jpg|Even the [[ICP|shittiest band in the world]] isn't exempt
File:Staredog34.jpg
File:Cockmongler 34.jpg
File:Bushahmedpresidents.jpg
File:178743 - Eve Tomato Wall-e pixar.png
File:St_Wanker.jpg|[[Metallica]]
File:Etpron.jpg|Yes. [http://xhamster.com/movies/401186/e_t_porn_home_-_movie_parody_part1_gr-2_.html An actual E.T. porn spoof] actually exists.
File:Sandherorule34.jpg|[[Codey Porter|S& Ninja]]
File:PUDDIRule34.png‎|PUDDI
File:12320913612.jpg
File:vine_mays_34.jpg|[[Shamwow|Vince]] vs. [[Billy Mays]]
File:GastonxbeastOHYEAH.jpg
File:Flounder.jpg
File:Republican rule34 drawing.jpg|Anne Coulter,[[Larry Craig]],and [[Michael Savage]]
File:Divide by zero rule 34.gif|[[Divide by zero]]
File:34thRule.jpg
File:RULE34 Harvest-Moon-More-Friends-Of-Mineraltown.gif
File:Neverdoubt34.jpg|Never doubt it, faggots
File:fagboi.jpg|[http://bulbaboi4444.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2d1dve bulbaboi4444]
File:Mythbusters34.jpg
File:Loltyranosex.gif
File:Rudolf34.jpg|[[furfag|Merry Fucking Christmas!]]
File:Shrek34.jpg
File:Fionafacial.jpg
File:Naughtycarebear.jpg
File:Zerowing34.jpg|[[All Your Base Are Belong To Us|ALL YOUR BUTTS ARE BELONG TO US]]
File:MST3K rule34.jpg|[[MST3K]]
File:That's not pee.GIF
File:John Hodgman Justin Long Mac PC mascots.jpg|[[Mac]] vs. [[Windows|PC]]
File:DarkNek0Gami Hudson Horstachio Teddington Twingersnap Tina Twingersnap Viva Pinata.jpg
File:Wigcliffejpegsmall.JPG
File:rule34MTG.jpg|[[Magic the Gathering]]
File:Firedarkdragon-rule34-final.jpg|New Pokémon from Diamond and Pearl!
File:Minesweeper.JPG
File:Breathed_tj_bible_3.JPG
File:fknw4K.jpg|[[Science]] vs. [[Religion]]
File:Snakeoncaloriemate.png
File:Mgs34.jpg
File:kojima34.jpg
File:Asterix_Rule_34.jpg|How Asterix got the golden sword
File:Olmec.jpg|36 seconds. How long it takes to reply to your own pic.
File:Rita28.jpg
File:Marlborodoggystyle.gif
File:901d6493a9.jpg|[[Africa]] giving [[AIDS]] to South America
File:Kfcchikkins.gif|Colonel's [[cum|secret recipe]]
File:Mona lisa 34.jpg
File:Pork chop sandwiches.jpg|[[Lazy Town]] and [[Starcraft]]
File:Skifree_rule34.jpg|[[SkiFree|Better than being eaten]]
File:Firefox34.jpg
File:Swine flu 34.jpg|[[Swine flu]]
File:Monopoly.png
File:Kurt Cobain Nirvana Shotgun.jpg
File:Coyaoi.jpg|What you didn't see during Dylan and Eric's school shooting
File:VTTechRule34.png
File:Mrturkel.jpg
File:Rule34PC.png|That'll shut [[Clippit|him]] up
File:Sticky34.GIF
File:Advice dog 34ed.png|[[Advice dog]] and [[Courage wolf]]
File:chess_rule34.jpg|Pawning off to some chess
File:Canada milk 34.jpg|In Canada, milk cums in [[Milk Bags|bags]]
File:Toucan Sam blows Tony the Tiger.jpg
File:schoolfun.jpg
File:Smile.dog-Rule34.jpg|[[Smile.jpg]]
File:Uh...sorry....jpg
File:Gizmo Facial.jpg|Don't feed it after midnight!
File:toastfucking.jpg
File:Brave_toaster.png
File:Balrog.jpg
File:Iriver.jpg
File:IRaep.jpg
File:Thomas 34.jpg
File:ThomasRule34.png
File:Thomaswank.jpg
File:clangclangclang.gif
File:Mr._bucket_34.jpg|[[Mr. Bucket]]
File:WalmartRule34.jpg|Rule 34 applies to [[Wal-Mart|stores]] too
File:Rule34_Toothpaste.jpg|Remember to brush your teeth! Good luck trying after seeing this.
File:Rule 34 Kraft Macaroni Dinosuar.jpg|It's the cheesiest!
File:CaptainPlanetLovesPikachu.jpg
File:Rule_34_Tom_and_Jerry.jpg
File:Dragonsandcars01_top.jpg
File:Dragonsandcars02_top.jpg
File:Dragonsandcars05 top.jpg
File:Dragonsandcars09_top.jpg
File:Rule34_Hungry_Caterpillar.jpg
File:Rule34-2_Hungry_Caterpillar.jpg
File:ShecameforCWC.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
File:Toaster porn.jpg
File:Boat porn.jpeg
File:Bart_get_out.jpg
File:LEGO R34.jpg
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=== Type 4: The essence of Rule 34 ===
 
Although porn of this category is undoubtedly the most difficult to find and it's not like ''any'' person would want to masturbate to it, it inflicts the impact that '''Rule 34''' has on the internet. This category's level of sick fuckery and WTF makes it the pornography equivalent of [[shock sites]] as it bring much lulz at the dispense of other's [[shit bricks|brick shitting]]. Finding these requires great amounts of searching backwater porn sites and possibly several bumps of a thread but it's worth the shock value.
 
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File:Eyedick.jpg
File:gotchacumdumpster.jpg
File:thomaslulz1.jpg
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File:thomaslulz3.jpg
File:Analtruck.jpg
File:Rule34 lunch.jpg|[[Demotivators]]
File:Strawberry Shortcake.jpg
File:Darkstalkers guro uploaded by Gray.jpg
File:Fayeshit.jpg|It was only a matter of time before coprophiles found out about [[Cowboy Bebop]]
File:Centipede Dragon.jpg
File:Shittingdicknipplesshemaleserving.jpg
File:Rule34mermaid.jpg|Fish. In his anus.
File:LionKingTimon.jpg|Stuff like this makes [[Atimon]] horny
File:Scooby Doo Raped By Shaggy.jpg|Nothing can compare with Scooby's ass
File:Lugiagoatse.gif|[[Lugia]], a true [[Goatse]] fan
File:yourchildhoodisfinished.jpg
File:Titodicksreggie.JPG|"[[Tito|It's time for a dicking]]!"
File:Poohandtigerhomos.jpg
File:Penis necks.jpg
File:Dayumb.png
File:Kyubey ipgd.png
File:Pikachu57.jpg
File:Pokemongotcummedon.jpg
File:Candypenis.gif
File:Food - Banana_Rule_34.jpg
File:Sushi porn.jpg
File:Political Scale Rule 34.jpg
File:Hentai humanoid.jpg
File:Furfaggot anal death.gif
File:Happydays.jpg
File:Towerfallanitarule34.png|[[Anita Sarkeesian|Anita Sarkeesian's]] character from Towerfall.
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=== Type 5: Instant Rule 34 ===
 
On 10/08/08, a /b/tard decided to end all difficulties associated with '''Rule 34''' on any subject thus created a template consisting of [[Fellatio|a penis, a mouth, and some semen]]. This instantly became popular with /b/ due to the fact that simply pasting it onto any image and moving it to juxtapose correctly would instantly 34 it. Threads exploded with never-before-seen '''Rule 34'''s of memes and, within moments, 10/08/08 became known as MEME [[Rape|RAEP]] Day.
 
'''Rule 34''' lost a lot of value by the insane overuse of this simple, witless, hack, which did to '''Rule 34''' what "[[Lolcats]]" did to "[[Caturday]]". Being of the worst quality, yet exploitable, this even made some think that perhaps there ''shouldn't'' be porn of [[Rosie O'Donnell|some things]]. For the sake of not creating a category for every type of Shop, all shitty Photoshopped images that can be considered "porn" will fall under this one.
 
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File:Rule34Exploitable.png|[[Oh, exploitable|Instant '''Rule 34''']]: Now there is no excuse
File:Penis34.jpg
File:Avatar_34.jpg|[[Avatar (movie)]]
File:Kawaiidesudesufrog.jpg| My name is [[Attention_whore|Leny]]~ If you're a [[Weeaboo|cat]], I'll prolly [[Lies|reconsider]] ヾ(э^・ェ・^)э
File:34 Batman.jpeg|[[Batman]]
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File:Ronald-mcdonald_34.png|Your [[McDonald's|happy meal]] will never be the same again (though still every bit as mushy and salty)
File:Tomfapping.gif|[[Tom Anderson]]
File:Rule_34'd_EA.jpg‎
File:Martin luther king rule 34.jpg
File:Baloo_cock.jpg|[[Disney]]=[[Pedo|Pedos]]
File:34 Weev.jpg|Not even [[Weev|the members of ED's former regime]] are safe
File:JLo34.jpg
File:Ring closet34.jpg
File:LadyJ rule34 poster48966550.jpg
File:Ubuntu linux wutmaster.jpg|[[Ubuntu]]
File:Fred_rule_34.jpg|[[Fred]]
File:Rule_34_myadopts.png
File:Rule34Longcat.jpg|[[Longcat|Longdick is Long]]
File:FailGayDiamondRule34.jpg|GayDiamond
File:Kev plug1.jpg|[[G4|Kevin Perera]] buttplug
File:Uncyclopedia34.png|Fuck [[Uncyclopedia]]
File:YouTube_Porn.jpg|[[Annoying Orange]] getting [[Raped|what he deserves]]
File:Hypnocake34.JPG|Looks [[Fake|convincing]].
File:LionCar34.JPG|ALL YOUR MEMES ARE BELONG TO '''RULE 34'''
File:JosefFritzl34.JPG|[[Josef Fritzl|Karma in full effect]]
File:LouisArmstrong34.JPG
File:jack_thompson_34.png|Secret's out, [[Jack Thompson|Jacko]]
File:THEGAMErule34.png|[[The Game]]
File:Rule_34_Windu_Amidala.jpg|[[Snakes on a Plane|Mace Windu]]
File:Wolfram_34.JPG|Rule 34 [[IRL]]
File:VictorianPortraitRule34.JPG|The Victorians certainly were a stolid bunch.
File:Neo34.png|Bullet Time Effects!
File:DiCkGeyst.jpg|Take that [[Wikipedia admins]]
File:Will_it_fly_34.jpg|Will it fly?
File:BillieChase.jpg|[[Green Day|Billie Joe Armstrong]] fucking [[House|Dr. Chase]]
File:Rule_34_Kirk_Spock.jpg|You're right, Spock, that's not a [[Penis|phaser]].
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== See also ==
 
[[Image:YesJackNicholson.gif|200px|thumb|What's that? Your perverted ass wants more?]]
 
* [[Rules Of The Internet]]
* [[Fetish]]
* [[Porn]]
* [[Booru|Providers]]
** [[Shadman]]<sup>[http://www.shadbase.com/]</sup>: The West's response to Japanese hentai
** [[Aerisdies]]<sup>[http://www.aerisdies.com]</sup>: Most mediocre hentai site in existence
** [[ImageFap]]<sup>[http://www.imagefap.com]</sup>: See ''[[The Great ImageFap Troll]]''
** [[Paheal]]<sup>[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list]</sup>: ImageFap is <s>better</s> inferior
** [[Palcomix]]<sup>[http://www.palcomix.com/comics.html]</sup>: WWOEC spinoff
** [[WWOEC]]<sup>[http://www.wwoec.com/index2.php]</sup>: Biggest cesspool of pedophiles on the internet
** [[Rule34.xxx]]<sup>[http://www.rule34.xxx/]</sup>: Superior tagging, removes loli and shotacon.
 
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If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.


 


 
 

Rule 34

Predates the internet, possibly as far back as the 11th century.
Plane on plane porn. Brought to you by the death of 583 people.

The oft-cited observation from lore, Rule 34 has been proven beyond even the faintest doubts by fetishists, furries, infantilists, childhood-destroyers, and other horndogs in general, which is why it's proudly featured on brain-raping websites such as 4chan, 7chan, and Encyclopedia Dramatica.

On the most basic level, Rule 34 is the pornographic manifestation of even the most fucked up things imaginable as it states that "If It Exists, There Is Porn of It", thus the most important thing to understanding it is that it is never breakable (which is why Rule 34 is seemingly the only Rule of the Internet to actually apply). Instances can be real but usually range between hentai drawings by weeaboos or Photoshopped images. To facilitate your learning of the rule, we at ED shall take the liberty of breaking it down based on the quality, difficulty to find, and legitimacy of the pornography:

Variations

Type 1: Superb pornography

If you've been on the internet long enough, you know that specific characters, franchises, and even entire mediums are only popular because they offer plenty of fanservice, so it's no surprise that there's more pornography made of said things than there is made of others. So out of all that porn made, the quality of some of it ends up exceeding the quality of the thing it's based on, resulting in what we see here. We were going to put some Bejeweled rule 34 here, but we realized that Bejeweled is immune to rule 34, so we didn't.

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Note: Porn of this category is ironically the farthest thing from Rule 34, as Rule 34 states quantity not quality.

Type 2: Typical porn

Not all pornography is of an orgasmic quality; instead, most of it falls under this category. It's not the best, but by far is it the easiest to find. Go on any shitty porn site and we bet you'll find some.

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Type 3: Shitty porn

Since stupid things tend to become part of internet culture, them being 34'd is only natural. Unfortunately, the people who 34 them are the same unfunny, untalented idiots who popularized them in the first place (ex: Alexreynard, Chris-chan, DBoyWheeler, Eric W. Schwartz, Neomorphasis, Ray Jones, ReZ, and Urd-chan), thus here we have badly-done porn made of shit nobody cares about.

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Type 4: The essence of Rule 34

Although porn of this category is undoubtedly the most difficult to find and it's not like any person would want to masturbate to it, it inflicts the impact that Rule 34 has on the internet. This category's level of sick fuckery and WTF makes it the pornography equivalent of shock sites as it bring much lulz at the dispense of other's brick shitting. Finding these requires great amounts of searching backwater porn sites and possibly several bumps of a thread but it's worth the shock value.

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Type 5: Instant Rule 34

On 10/08/08, a /b/tard decided to end all difficulties associated with Rule 34 on any subject thus created a template consisting of a penis, a mouth, and some semen. This instantly became popular with /b/ due to the fact that simply pasting it onto any image and moving it to juxtapose correctly would instantly 34 it. Threads exploded with never-before-seen Rule 34s of memes and, within moments, 10/08/08 became known as MEME RAEP Day.

Rule 34 lost a lot of value by the insane overuse of this simple, witless, hack, which did to Rule 34 what "Lolcats" did to "Caturday". Being of the worst quality, yet exploitable, this even made some think that perhaps there shouldn't be porn of some things. For the sake of not creating a category for every type of Shop, all shitty Photoshopped images that can be considered "porn" will fall under this one.

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See also

What's that? Your perverted ass wants more?

External links

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