Lizard Squad

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The Lizard Squad is a group of young skids that still live with their parents and will most likely die alone in Guantanamo due to AIDS and arrests. They got fame for ruining gayming servers during the second period of 2014, for tweeting a false terrorist act on a plane and specially for shutting down PSN and Xbox Live gaming networks on Christmas.

Bomb threats

Lizard Squad leader worried of FBI investigation

During July, in the middle of gayming network attacks and since Lizard Squad is ISIS, they tweeted that it was believed the flight carrying Sony Online Entertainment President John Smedley had explosives on board. The flight was diverted to Phoenix for a security-related matter, John Smedley claims that the FBI is in the case since its National Security related.

Finest Squad

Lizard Squad dox by Finest Squad

Finest Squad, also known as "zeekill tier Squad" or "Le epic xDDD Skid maymay squad", is a group of deepweb cyberhaxors as leet as Penisboat or The Regime who appeared as the saviours of online gaming, they had just 1 mission: suck a cock and kill themselves stop the lizard squad from ruining Christmas, and they failed it. What were you expecting?

The group initially doxed the whole LS and published it on their strong security website and the media quickly published encouraging reports about how Finest Squad heroes had doxxed the evil hackers, none of the doxed guys were actually from LS and what happened to them after that was that they became the target for better hackers, in less than a week, all the members from Finest Squad were doxed by MLT and decorated with lulzy ASCII art.

Even after getting ass raped and non being able to stop Christmas Day attack, they claimed that they were the ones that stopped PSN and XBL attacks by launching "succesful" DDoS attacks against LS servers, which are all protected by Crimeflare (Daniel Brandts favourite service), with the use of sofisticated haxing software.

Characteristics of Finest Squad members:

• Likes dicks
• Likes chimp dicks as well
• Knows how to use LOIC
• Knows how to spell the word dox
• Cant DDoS a server
• Publishes the first names they find on the internet as legit dox
• High levels of autism
• Bullimic
• Probably members from JIDF
• Loves gayming
• Loves anal sex

The Great Christmas DDoS

I have doxed Lizard Squad as a guy called Santa Claus, who lives in the Arctic with polar bears and snowniggers

Kim Dotcom saves children (and his personal gayming)

Lizard Squad publicly said that they would DDoS Play Station Network and Xbox Live servers on Christmas Day, this led to a massive ammount of pre-DDoS drama when fags tried to stop them from doing so, all this resulted in:

• A bunch of skids trying to dox them without success
• Cows being able to talk to humans
• Many fake twitter accounts created by fanboys, faggots or scammers
• 2 Lizard Squad official twitter accounts rekt:  LizardSquad and  LizardPatrol
• Many fake media reports of arrested members from Lizard Squad

After laughing at the n00bs, Lizard Squad proceeded to start its DDoS attack on PSN and Xbox Live on the early morning of Christmas Day as promised, the targets of the attack were the load balancers of the networks, once they fell, both whole networks were unable to give any kind of service, the attack lasted for nearly 20 hours. The anger of the kids and gamers can be read on #LizardSquad or on any other social network or forum, Lizard Squad received more insults and death threats from teens in 1 hour than nachash and PinkMeth owner from Jason Van Douche in half a year, which is quite a success.

You, fat gamergater or autistic gaymer should thank Lizard Squad for helping you to abandon your xXx quickscoper console and go to the outside and do some sport during those 20 hours.

On Christmas Days night, Kim Dotcom after being butthurt because he couldnt play his games, decided to shill at planetarian scales his privacy-strong honeypot service: MEGA, by promising to give to the LS 300 premium MEGA accounts if they stopped the attack on both gaming networks. In less than an hour, LS had the vouchers for the accounts and stopped the attack as accorded with Kim through private messaging. God bless Kim Dotcom for saving kids from malicious attackers.

After the attack there were many media reports about it and even some interviews with 2 alleged members from Lizard squad: Vinnie something and Ryan Cleary, the members gave details about the reason of why they did (the same bullshit Lulzsec used to say) it and other technical information of the attack like for example, that Microshit servers had an extremely poor security. Lizard Squad publicly said that  MeanTxLawyer was sponsoring the attack on XBL and PSN, this led to another massive rage against the most loved lawyer in Texas and a great ammount of public death threats from the lawyer. You can taste this on HERE

ATTACKS SPONSORED BY MEANTXLAWYER!!!!!

ATTACKS SPONSORED BY MEANTXLAWYER!!!!!

ATTACKS SPONSORED BY MEANTXLAWYER!!!!!

ATTACKS SPONSORED BY MEANTXLAWYER!!!!!

ATTACKS SPONSORED BY MEANTXLAWYER!!!!!

ATTACKS SPONSORED BY MEANTXLAWYER!!!!!

ATTACKS SPONSORED BY MEANTXLAWYER!!!!!

Fail Sybil attack on Tor network

Lizard Squad reaction to Anonymous

After ruining Christmas, Lizard Squad decided to go after Tor network because its used by pedos, they claim to have used a Tor 0day to add around 3300 new relays to the Tor network in about an hour, all the relays were called LizardNSA + 10 random digits and all were hosted on jewgle user content servers with a extremely shitty bandwidth. The attack resulted in nothing else rather than more NSA propaganda for everyone: Tor is broken, Tor is kill, Tor is botnet, Tor is for pedos... The problem was solved in less than 2 hours by the Tor Project team with something as simple as blocking LizardNSA relays from the network.

The attack, which was nothing more than a fail, was criticized and overvalued by the faggots from YourAnonNews, which threatened to take actions against Lizard Squad members. Right now, Lizard Squad members are all afraid on their moms basements because anonym00000se will hax them.

NOTE: Lizard Squad 0day definition is different from original 0day definition.

Lizard Stresser

Lizard Stresser click and hack layout

After the success of LS DDoS against PSN and XBL, they decided to give paid access to their ultimate script kid stressing tool, which allows you to hax the gibson with a few clicks and some shekels. Lizard Squad claims that with its tool you can launch DDoS attacks of 30 Terabytes/second which is as legit as Nicky Minaj boobs, the numbers claimed by Lizard Squad pawn and shit on top of anything done before. You cant use a VPN to register on Lizard Stresser site, you know, hackers like to know who their partners and clients are.

The tool will be used by skids and gaymers all around the world to beat on kiddie oponents, and maybe by the media to ddos other media and then get shekels from new visits.

See Also

• Zeekill: A member of Lizard Squad
• Lulzsec: LizardSquad tries very hard to be like Lulzsec, but miserably fails every time
• Cult of the Dead Cow: Old 90s hacking team
• Sandworm: This is an example of what advanced hacking is.
• DDoS
• Furry: Because they're furry for gay lizard yiffing.

External Links

•  LizardMafia: Their official twitter account
• Lizard Squad website (Dead?)
• Lizard stresser site
• Forbes report about: how Kim Dotcom saved Christmas from the Lizard Squad
• Digg interview video with Ryan
• Lizard Squad and ISIS
• Forbes article about: Plane Bomb threat
• Tomsguide report about: Vinnie Omari arrested
• Brian Krebs laughts at Vinnie Omari
• Venturebeat report about: Lizard Stresser
• Business Insider report about: Lizard Stresser
• Business Insider report about---LOL! Lizard Squad arrested!
• Lizard Squad Hacks: The history behind Lizard Squad.
• Tor project possible sybil attack
• Tor project network metrics

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