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'''Morocco''' is a shitty [[Muslim|islamic]] country located in North Africa. It has a population of about [[Over9000|35 million]] and an area of 710,850 km² although most of it is covered by mountains and sand, which is why Moroccans / Berbers are best known in Europe as "mountain niggers" or "sand gypsies". [[Some_argue|Some argue]] that Moroccan men are easily spotted by their constant farting due to eating shitloads of [[Shit|couscous]] which is apparently their traditional food. Moroccan [[Wimmins|women]] are usually [[Ugly|ugly]], smelly and hairy due to the fact that in Morocco, like in [[France|France]], shaving is illegal. Also, Moroccans seem to have an [[Fetish|affinity]] for French language which makes them even more [[Gay|gay]] than they already are. | '''Morocco''' is a shitty [[Muslim|islamic]] country located in North Africa. It has a population of about [[Over9000|35 million]] and an area of 710,850 km² although most of it is covered by mountains and sand, which is why Moroccans / Berbers are best known in Europe as [[Sand niggers|"mountain niggers" or "sand gypsies"]]. [[Some_argue|Some argue]] that Moroccan men are easily spotted by their constant farting due to eating shitloads of [[Shit|couscous]] which is apparently their traditional food. Moroccan [[Wimmins|women]] are usually [[Ugly|ugly]], smelly and hairy due to the fact that in Morocco, like in [[France|France]], shaving is illegal. Also, Moroccans seem to have an [[Fetish|affinity]] for French language which makes them even more [[Gay|gay]] than they already are. | ||
Moroccan people renowned for their retarded thinking, blowjobs, whole year no shower, in addition to providing their sisters in golden plates to sand niggers and their children to hungry paedophiles as hobbies, without mentioning killing each others for an onion. Moroccans are so proud to have raw phosphate extracted from the sandy parts of their "proclaimed" territory that doesn't worth a tiny cellulite of a dog shit and cannot even cover 0.0001% of balance deficit, oh yes and the Argan oil, that cannot be found only in a random spot of this world, south Morocco. Although the world never heard of it, no body cares and do not need it anyway, while holding gold medals in humiliation and shame, those dawgs have no dignity whatsoever, due to the enlightenment of internet's fragments coming from Europe, Moroccunts believe they know about all universe things while in reality all they do is sucking each others ass-holes. | Moroccan people renowned for their retarded thinking, blowjobs, whole year no shower, in addition to providing their sisters in golden plates to sand niggers and their children to hungry paedophiles as hobbies, without mentioning killing each others for an onion. Moroccans are so proud to have raw phosphate extracted from the sandy parts of their "proclaimed" territory that doesn't worth a tiny cellulite of a dog shit and cannot even cover 0.0001% of balance deficit, oh yes and the Argan oil, that cannot be found only in a random spot of this world, south Morocco. Although the world never heard of it, no body cares and do not need it anyway, while holding gold medals in humiliation and shame, those dawgs have no dignity whatsoever, due to the enlightenment of internet's fragments coming from Europe, Moroccunts believe they know about all universe things while in reality all they do is sucking each others ass-holes. | ||
== Tutorial == | |||
Worte by some moroccan who came out from a trash can. | |||
<center><big><big>How to steal like a Morocco bitch</big></big></center> | |||
=== Objects === | |||
# Navaja | |||
# [[Robert Steinhäuser|Black hat]] | |||
# Amego word/spell | |||
=== Steal === | |||
# Find your victim for the steal | |||
# Steal old woman or man or some young bitches | |||
# Use the navaja to break the bag and steal the wallet or any valious crap the victim has | |||
# Run away | |||
# If you want it on other way, say amego/a give me the wallet | |||
# If the victim defends, stab it in the neck, steal the valious crap and go away | |||
# If you want to steal a clock, just stab him in the chest with the navaja | |||
# Then, grab his wrist and try to quit and steal it | |||
# If you success on it, run away like a bitch | |||
# Felicitations! you succeed the tutorial. Now you are a professional robber. | |||
== Sand Nigger Proudiness == | |||
Other things that Moroccunts are famous for are:<br><br> | Other things that Moroccunts are famous for are:<br><br> | ||
- causing rabies epidemics by [http://amp.ibtimes.co.in/fifteen-teenagers-contract-rabies-after-raping-donkey-morocco-738779 gang-raping infected donkeys]<br> | - causing rabies epidemics by [http://amp.ibtimes.co.in/fifteen-teenagers-contract-rabies-after-raping-donkey-morocco-738779 gang-raping infected donkeys]<br> | ||
- smuggling drugs into [[Spain|Spain]]<br> | - smuggling drugs into [[Spain|Spain]]<br> | ||
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- beating their wives and throw them in the streets.<br> | - beating their wives and throw them in the streets.<br> | ||
- eating [[Shit|couscous]]<br> | - eating [[Shit|couscous]]<br> | ||
- stealing from tourists<br> | - stealing from tourists with the word "Amego"<br> | ||
- Dont giving a fuck to everything in his environment<br> | - Dont giving a fuck to everything in his environment<br> | ||
- "Accidentally" introducing species to Europe<br> | - "Accidentally" introducing species to Europe<br> | ||
- Laughing at [[Spain|dagos]] for beating them on penalties in Qatar 2022<br> | - <s>Laughing at [[Spain|dagos]] for beating them on penalties in Qatar 2022</s> Got their ass raped after the 2024 Olympics in paris <br> | ||
- fucking like rabbits and having 5 children<br> | - fucking like rabbits and having 5 children<br> | ||
- [[ | - calling their children; Mohammed, Ahmed, Youness and [[Osama bin Laden|Osama]] | ||
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Morocco is a shitty islamic country located in North Africa. It has a population of about 35 million and an area of 710,850 km² although most of it is covered by mountains and sand, which is why Moroccans / Berbers are best known in Europe as "mountain niggers" or "sand gypsies". Some argue that Moroccan men are easily spotted by their constant farting due to eating shitloads of couscous which is apparently their traditional food. Moroccan women are usually ugly, smelly and hairy due to the fact that in Morocco, like in France, shaving is illegal. Also, Moroccans seem to have an affinity for French language which makes them even more gay than they already are.
Moroccan people renowned for their retarded thinking, blowjobs, whole year no shower, in addition to providing their sisters in golden plates to sand niggers and their children to hungry paedophiles as hobbies, without mentioning killing each others for an onion. Moroccans are so proud to have raw phosphate extracted from the sandy parts of their "proclaimed" territory that doesn't worth a tiny cellulite of a dog shit and cannot even cover 0.0001% of balance deficit, oh yes and the Argan oil, that cannot be found only in a random spot of this world, south Morocco. Although the world never heard of it, no body cares and do not need it anyway, while holding gold medals in humiliation and shame, those dawgs have no dignity whatsoever, due to the enlightenment of internet's fragments coming from Europe, Moroccunts believe they know about all universe things while in reality all they do is sucking each others ass-holes.
Tutorial
Worte by some moroccan who came out from a trash can.
Objects
- Navaja
- Black hat
- Amego word/spell
Steal
- Find your victim for the steal
- Steal old woman or man or some young bitches
- Use the navaja to break the bag and steal the wallet or any valious crap the victim has
- Run away
- If you want it on other way, say amego/a give me the wallet
- If the victim defends, stab it in the neck, steal the valious crap and go away
- If you want to steal a clock, just stab him in the chest with the navaja
- Then, grab his wrist and try to quit and steal it
- If you success on it, run away like a bitch
- Felicitations! you succeed the tutorial. Now you are a professional robber.
Sand Nigger Proudiness
Other things that Moroccunts are famous for are:
- causing rabies epidemics by gang-raping infected donkeys
- smuggling drugs into Spain
- observing from tiny wall holes the people to collect data...
- smuggling whores into Spain
- pwnd by sand niggers
- stabbing dagos
- beating their wives and throw them in the streets.
- eating couscous
- stealing from tourists with the word "Amego"
- Dont giving a fuck to everything in his environment
- "Accidentally" introducing species to Europe
- Laughing at dagos for beating them on penalties in Qatar 2022 Got their ass raped after the 2024 Olympics in paris
- fucking like rabbits and having 5 children
- calling their children; Mohammed, Ahmed, Youness and Osama
—Fact. | ||
