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{{ib|[[File:Alec Baldwin.jpg]]}} | {{quote|There are no words to convey my shock and sadness regarding the tragic accident that took the life of Halyna Hutchins, a wife, mother and deeply admired colleague of ours. I'm fully cooperating with the police investigation to address how this [[lulz|tragedy]] occurred and I am in touch with [[Cuck|her husband]], offering my [[Cock|support]] to him and his family. My [[Cock|heart]] is [[Cum|broken]] for her husband, [[Shota|their son]], and all who knew and [[Fucked|loved]] Halyna.|Alec Baldfail}} | ||
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alec Baldwin'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Alec Baldwin'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 3, [[Before the internets|1958]] ([[Old people|{{age|1958|4|3}}]] years old)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[ | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 1}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Supposedly [[lie|accidental]]}} | |||
{{Ibend}} | {{Ibend}} | ||
'''Alec Baldwin''' | '''Alec Rae Baldwin III''' is an [[Jewnited States of Americunts|American]] [[unfunny]] [[old people|{{age|1958|4|3}}]]-year-old [[boomer]] [[actor]] from [[New York]] who gets put into shitty unfunny [[Hollywood]] [[movies]] to please the mass of [[normalfags|low-IQ idiots]] that will find ''[[I'm so random|anything]]'' [[funny]]. | ||
In January | In late [[2021]], Baldwin was eventually tired of these [[lulz|comedy]]-film hack producers not making anything good, and decided to give the director [[nobody|Joel Soulza]] what he deserved, a [[SHOTS|nice shooting]]. However - he ended up killing an [[Ukraine|Ukrainian]] [[hott|hottie]] [[bitch]] named [[nobody|Halyna Hutchins]] who was the cinematographer for the movie insetad. He now claims it was an "[[lie|accident]]" - probably to try and avoid an investigation from the [[FBI]]. In January [[2023]], Baldwin was found GUILTY... but only charged with [[retarded|simple manslaughter]], proving once again if you have big money and big fame you can get away with big murder. | ||
== Backstory == | |||
Filmmaker [[nobody|Joel Soulza]] created a [[movie]] specifically for Baldwin called [[Modern Warfare 2|''Rust'']], as he had bad enough film-taste to like Baldwin's shitty movies. Basically it's a generic [[murder]] movie about an [[irony|accidental murder]]. [[Some argue]] it's ironic that the movie is about a accidental murder, despite the fact [[fact|Alec Baldwin did it intentionally]]. | |||
Despite having [[lie|no budget]] at all, they were able to [[sus|oversee guns]] for the movie by [[Le 56% Face|Hannah Gutierrez-Reed]], daughter of [[K/|Thorn Reed]] who had worked as a film armorer for years. They decided to put some real bullets in the guns as a [[fuck you|middle finger]] for the director for making them work on his shitty movie. | |||
== Shooting == | |||
On October 21, [[2021]] while "[[lol|shooting]]" a scene for the movie ''Rust'', the cast were given [[guns]]. According to different sources, the guns were either checked or not checked. However - the overseer would have had to put the bullets in the guns, meaning that [[truth|this was "likely" all planned]]. | |||
Alec Baldwin became bored as a gourd recording for this movie, and wanted to be finished. Baldwin said "[[fuck you]]" and [[dubious disclaimer|"maybe"]] attempted to shoot the director. However there was only a [[fail|slight injury to Joey]], but Baldwin ''was'' able to [[epic|360 noscope]] their worthless cinematographer-ess. Halyna is a [[woman]], and since Alec shot her this de facto infers that he's not only a murderer but also a [[sexist]], [[no|am I right]]? | |||
Baldwin claimed he [[dipshit|didn't know that there were bullets in the gun]] because he's an [[gun control|anti-gun]] [[faggot]] who knows fuck-all about firearms, but none-the-less, he will use them in films to line his [[Jew]] pockets with [[jew gold|cash]]. | |||
After [[gay|fucking Joey]] and [[sexist|pwning Halyna]], the remorseless actor posted on [[Twatter]] a fake half-arsed apology in which he [[BAWWWW|BAWWWWWWWWWed]] about how guilty he feels. But, if Baldwin woulda just learnt about guns and trained to be competent with handling them, none of this would have happened. No doubt Alec will walk away from this whole mess convinced that his anti-gun bullshit views have been vindicated, while he hides behind armed bodyguards and kike lawyers. | |||
== Loadout == | |||
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*'''Primary''': Supposed "prop" revolver | |||
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But a prop can't fucking kill people, can it? | |||
*'''Does 25-45 Damage.''' | |||
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== Investigation == | |||
It's no surprise that the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|American]] [[FBI]] is already "[[I see what you did there|looking into]]" the case. Baldwin and the ''Rust'' movie team are under investigation by the [[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Santa Fe]] Sheriff's Office, a "First Judicial District Attorney", and [[Mexico|Mexico's]] Healthy and Safety Bureau. Unfortunately, the [[feds]] are too dumb to realize that Alec Baldwin "[[Dubious disclaimer|probably]]" did it on purpose or the "[[some argue|allegation]]" that an overseas person put in the bullets - so they're only going after the ''Rust'' production company for not protecting the film team. Hopefully it will put the film company out of business! | |||
Also, one of the talentless actors - a certain Serge Snetnoy has filed a lawsuit (to fish for for extra Jew Gold) against the production/producers for not trying to take care of things. | |||
== Graded Score == | |||
{{GradedScore|1|1 injured|20|Hit two people with one shot.|5|[[Surprise buttsex|Surprise kill]].|20|Angered basically all sides of the argument.|5|Very rare circumstances for a shooting.|51|F|When you hate your boss so much you could shoot him.}} | |||
{{wanted|1}} | |||
== Gallery == | |||
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File:These Alec Baldwin memes are killing me.JPG|whoops | File:These Alec Baldwin memes are killing me.JPG|whoops | ||
File:Alec Baldwin You miss 100 percent of the shots you dont take.JPG|very motivational quote, [[dubious disclaimer|''probably/maybe'']] from Alec's mouth, who knows though? | File:Alec Baldwin You miss 100 percent of the shots you dont take.JPG|very motivational quote, [[dubious disclaimer|''probably/maybe'']] from Alec's mouth, who knows though? | ||
File:Truth is the prop was rigged from the start meme.JPG | File:Truth is the prop was rigged from the start meme.JPG | ||
File:Crew member asks for another take from Alec Baldwin.JPG|"Just one more take, please!" | File:Crew member asks for another take from Alec Baldwin.JPG|"Just one more take, please!" | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Alec Baldwin - his prop people.JPG | File:Alec Baldwin - his prop people.JPG | ||
File:Alec Baldwin nicknames chanpost.JPG|A man of stature, Alec goes by many "names". | File:Alec Baldwin nicknames chanpost.JPG|A man of stature, Alec goes by many "names". | ||
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File:MV5BMTczMTAyNjI3M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzk2ODYyMQ%40%40._V1_.jpg|[[Irony]], much? | File:MV5BMTczMTAyNjI3M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzk2ODYyMQ%40%40._V1_.jpg|[[Irony]], much? | ||
File:312314864_10227875746140297_5713784666752834753_n.jpg|Alec Baldwin, soon to be very interested in [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|dead nigger storage]]. | File:312314864_10227875746140297_5713784666752834753_n.jpg|Alec Baldwin, soon to be very interested in [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|dead nigger storage]]. | ||
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==See | == See also == | ||
*[[2021]] | |||
*[[Actors]] | |||
*[[CBS]] | *[[CBS]] | ||
*[[Celebrity]] | |||
*[[Crimes]] | |||
*[[Dreamworks]] | |||
*[[Gun]] | |||
*[[Gun control]] | |||
*[[High Score]] | |||
*[[Hollywood]] | |||
*[[Jewnited States of Americunts]] | |||
*[[Movies]] | |||
*[[New Mexico]] | |||
*[[Tim Burton]] | *[[Tim Burton]] | ||
*[[Tom Cruise]] | *[[Tom Cruise]] | ||
*[[William Atchison]] | |||
== External links == | |||
*{{Wikilink|Alec_Baldwin|TOW coverage}} | |||
*{{Wikilink|Rust_shooting_incident|TOW coverage of the shooting}} | |||
{{Gun control}} | |||
{{High Scores}} | |||
{{Television}} | |||
{{timeline|[[ED:AOTN|Featured Article]] August 15 and 16, [[2022]]|[[Pedophilia]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Joe Biden]]}} | |||
{{timeline|[[ED:AOTN|Featured Article]] January 19 to 22, [[2023]]|[[Logan Paul]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Server Maintenance]]}} | |||
[[Category:2021]] | [[Category:2021]] | ||
[[Category:America]] | |||
[[Category:Crime]] | |||
[[Category: | [[Category:Culture]] | ||
[[Category:Gun control]] | |||
[[Category:High Scores]] | |||
[[Category:IRL Shit]] | |||
[[Category:Law]] | |||
[[Category:Memes]] | |||
[[Category:Movies]] | |||
[[Category:People|Baldwin, Alec]] |
Revision as of 01:47, 9 August 2024
—Alec Baldfail |
Alec Baldwin | |
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Born | April 3, 1958 (66 years old) |
Nationality | Americunt |
Highscore | Killed 1, injured 1 |
Top 50? | No |
Style | FPS, Single Player |
An Hero? | No |
Motive | Supposedly accidental |
Alec Rae Baldwin III is an American unfunny 66-year-old boomer actor from New York who gets put into shitty unfunny Hollywood movies to please the mass of low-IQ idiots that will find anything funny.
In late 2021, Baldwin was eventually tired of these comedy-film hack producers not making anything good, and decided to give the director Joel Soulza what he deserved, a nice shooting. However - he ended up killing an Ukrainian hottie bitch named Halyna Hutchins who was the cinematographer for the movie insetad. He now claims it was an "accident" - probably to try and avoid an investigation from the FBI. In January 2023, Baldwin was found GUILTY... but only charged with simple manslaughter, proving once again if you have big money and big fame you can get away with big murder.
Backstory
Filmmaker Joel Soulza created a movie specifically for Baldwin called Rust, as he had bad enough film-taste to like Baldwin's shitty movies. Basically it's a generic murder movie about an accidental murder. Some argue it's ironic that the movie is about a accidental murder, despite the fact Alec Baldwin did it intentionally.
Despite having no budget at all, they were able to oversee guns for the movie by Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, daughter of Thorn Reed who had worked as a film armorer for years. They decided to put some real bullets in the guns as a middle finger for the director for making them work on his shitty movie.
Shooting
On October 21, 2021 while "shooting" a scene for the movie Rust, the cast were given guns. According to different sources, the guns were either checked or not checked. However - the overseer would have had to put the bullets in the guns, meaning that this was "likely" all planned.
Alec Baldwin became bored as a gourd recording for this movie, and wanted to be finished. Baldwin said "fuck you" and "maybe" attempted to shoot the director. However there was only a slight injury to Joey, but Baldwin was able to 360 noscope their worthless cinematographer-ess. Halyna is a woman, and since Alec shot her this de facto infers that he's not only a murderer but also a sexist, am I right?
Baldwin claimed he didn't know that there were bullets in the gun because he's an anti-gun faggot who knows fuck-all about firearms, but none-the-less, he will use them in films to line his Jew pockets with cash.
After fucking Joey and pwning Halyna, the remorseless actor posted on Twatter a fake half-arsed apology in which he BAWWWWWWWWWed about how guilty he feels. But, if Baldwin woulda just learnt about guns and trained to be competent with handling them, none of this would have happened. No doubt Alec will walk away from this whole mess convinced that his anti-gun bullshit views have been vindicated, while he hides behind armed bodyguards and kike lawyers.
Loadout
Class Setup | |
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Item | Accessories/Bonus |
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But a prop can't fucking kill people, can it?
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Investigation
It's no surprise that the American FBI is already "looking into" the case. Baldwin and the Rust movie team are under investigation by the Santa Fe Sheriff's Office, a "First Judicial District Attorney", and Mexico's Healthy and Safety Bureau. Unfortunately, the feds are too dumb to realize that Alec Baldwin "probably" did it on purpose or the "allegation" that an overseas person put in the bullets - so they're only going after the Rust production company for not protecting the film team. Hopefully it will put the film company out of business!
Also, one of the talentless actors - a certain Serge Snetnoy has filed a lawsuit (to fish for for extra Jew Gold) against the production/producers for not trying to take care of things.
Graded Score
Kill count: | 1/20 1 injured |
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Accuracy: | 20/20 Hit two people with one shot. |
Style: | 5/20 Surprise kill. |
Butthurt: | 20/20 Angered basically all sides of the argument. |
Bonus: | 5/20 Very rare circumstances for a shooting. |
Gallery
{{cg|Gallery|fcgallery|center|-
whoops
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very motivational quote, probably/maybe from Alec's mouth, who knows though?
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"Just one more take, please!"
File:Alec Baldwin - his prop people.JPG File:Alec Baldwin nicknames chanpost.JPG|A man of stature, Alec goes by many "names". File:Alec Baldwin vs Some Lady on the set.JPG File:Alec Baldwin memes - TAKE THE SHOT jokes.JPG|Future Jab/CDC spokesman? File:Gunfighter Ballads album cover but its Alec Baldwin.JPG File:Guns Dont Kill People Baldwin Does shirt.JPG|Baldwin "may have" been sighted with the commemorative T-shirt File:Alec Baldwin - Its loaded with blanks right.JPG File:Alec Baldwin - so anyway I started blasting - meme.JPG|Obligatory "SO ANYWAY..." meme File:General Mad Dog Baldwin.JPG|The (Dis)honorable General "Mad Dog" Baldwin File:Alec Baldwin shooting accident - the real culprit - Sam Hyde.JPG|the true and honest suspect? (Sam Hyde?) File:MV5BMTczMTAyNjI3M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzk2ODYyMQ%40%40._V1_.jpg|Irony, much? File:312314864_10227875746140297_5713784666752834753_n.jpg|Alec Baldwin, soon to be very interested in dead nigger storage. |}
See also
- 2021
- Actors
- CBS
- Celebrity
- Crimes
- Dreamworks
- Gun
- Gun control
- High Score
- Hollywood
- Jewnited States of Americunts
- Movies
- New Mexico
- Tim Burton
- Tom Cruise
- William Atchison
External links
Alec Baldwin is part of a series on Visit the Television Portal for complete coverage. |
Featured Article August 15 and 16, 2022 | ||
Preceded by Pedophilia |
Alec Baldwin | Succeeded by Joe Biden |
Featured Article January 19 to 22, 2023 | ||
Preceded by Logan Paul |
Alec Baldwin | Succeeded by Server Maintenance |