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[[File:KamalaForPresident.jpg|thumb|James "Kamala" Harris, running for [[President]] in 2020. Shortly before [[Joe Biden]] had him murdered.]]
 
'''James Arthur Harris''', known professionally as '''Kamala''', was an [[American]] professional [[wrestler]] who was most well known for being an extremely tall and [[obese]] [[black]] [[man]] who wrestled for the [[WWE]]. For his wrestling persons, Kamala would paint his face to look like a 400 pound [[Voodoo|Baron Samedi]] and wear strange [[African]] tribal masks.
 
Kamala was [[Joe Biden]]'s original pick for Vice President in [[2020]], but he died of "[[Lie|COVID]]" only a week before the [[Democrat|Democratic National Convention]] and was stealthily replaced with a [[skank]]y and [[obnoxious]] [[woman]] of the same name.
 
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== Death ==
 
Kamala died on August 9, [[2020]], from a combination of [[COVID|Chinkypox]] and [[diabeetus]]. His body was transported to a beach in southern [[Mississippi]] where it was blown up with 1000lbs of TNT, with the resulting explosion sending meaty chunks of Kamala flying over 800 feet.
 
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== See Also ==
 
* [[Chris Benoit]]
* [[Slaton Sisters]]
 
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Revision as of 22:12, 22 July 2024

James "Kamala" Harris, running for President in 2020. Shortly before Joe Biden had him murdered.

James Arthur Harris, known professionally as Kamala, was an American professional wrestler who was most well known for being an extremely tall and obese black man who wrestled for the WWE. For his wrestling persons, Kamala would paint his face to look like a 400 pound Baron Samedi and wear strange African tribal masks.

Kamala was Joe Biden's original pick for Vice President in 2020, but he died of "COVID" only a week before the Democratic National Convention and was stealthily replaced with a skanky and obnoxious woman of the same name.

Death

Kamala died on August 9, 2020, from a combination of Chinkypox and diabeetus. His body was transported to a beach in southern Mississippi where it was blown up with 1000lbs of TNT, with the resulting explosion sending meaty chunks of Kamala flying over 800 feet.

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