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Warning! Jenny will use his 1337 HACKER SKILLZ TO TAKE DOWN THIS SITE!!!111 |
Template:Youtube2 CLOSED!!! JuggaletteJenny, is an obese pre-op transsexual goth lesbian juggalo. Srsly.
If you're confused, hold on. It gets worse. Much worse.
When Internet Humanitarianism Goes Wrong
Approximately a year ago, Jenny wandered into the troll forum PWN3D on DarkStarlings.com. He was aghast to see the offensive image macro at the top right of this page. The macro was made to tease some other user named Disturbedfire about a girl he had a crush on. Jenny took this macro to be serious fucking business. Having confused the macro with a legitimate threat of rape, he then proceeded to contact the local police department in Disturbedfire's town and make several lulzy videos that have since been deleted. Like fresh meat in a piranha tank, Jenny in one fell swoop had managed to make himself the star attraction of the aforementioned trolls forum.
The Many Faces of Jenny
Jenny has used so many pseudonyms that at times it's difficult to keep them all straight. Most of his original trolls refer to him as "Kayla". Here's just a sample of some of the names he's used in the past:
- amberrenee
- Babyboy James Harris
- GenderBitch
- GenderBytch
- Jennifer_Katie
- jennybowen
- jennybowen75
- JuggaletteJenny
- Kayla
- Middy
- MissouriRedMist
- RavynCrow
- RavynCrowShow
- RavynCrow75
- RavynCrow2008
- RavynManiac
- VampiricAsshole
- VikkyLynn (NEW!!11)
Plan B
After getting incessantly trolled and earning several image macros of his own, Jenny embarked on Plan B. This basically consisted of him deleting his DS account, creating a new one, and pretending to be a splinter cell of the ever-fearsome Gothic Liberation Front. As the new spokesman for the GLF, Jenny declared that they were going to "roll up in here and shut this place down". Of course, this completely blew up in his face when site moderators confirmed that it was just him.
Plan C
Jenny's next plan was not quite as complicated as Plan B, but just as brilliant. He decided to pull a Cheryl Shuman, and threaten the owner of DS into giving him what he wanted.
—Jenny, threatening with lolsuits |
—JuggaletteJenny, internet tough guy |
When that failed, Jenny fell back on his 1337 h4x0r skilz:
—Jenny, self-pwn specialist |
—Eon, winrar |
She just can't get enough
On February 22nd, 2010, Jenny returned to DS, under a new alias. "VikkyLynn" Instantly, he was accepted among DS's beautiful elite, the day she joined. What a fucking ego boost.
She was quick to shun of drama instigators.
—Jenny |
Stay tuned, kids. It's going to burn DS to the ground with her epic skillz.
Taking it to the Tubes
As Jenny's one-man war on trolls progressed, it occasionally spilled out of DS and on to YouTube. Strange channels and videos would crop up, only to be closed down shortly out of tranny butthurt. Jenny's trolls began ripping his vids, knowing that they would soon be gone like the others. Here's a sampling of the known channels that Jenny has owned:
- Template:Youtube2 - closed
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- Template:Youtube2 - closed
- Template:Youtube2 - banned for dropping dox
- Template:Youtube2 - banned again
- Template:Youtube2 - suspended
- Template:Youtube2 - suspended
- Template:Youtube2 - 'DMCA'd to death
NEW CHANNEL
- Template:Youtube2 - Jenny tries to troll - closed
Most of Jenny's videos are tl;dw since he's one of those people that thinks every little detail about his inconsequential life is somehow amazing. Occasionally though he comes up with some real gems. Here's just a few of Jenny's greatest hits:
—a random Jewtube user |
—another Jewtube user |
—JuggaletteJenny |
—JuggaletteJenny |
—JuggaletteJenny |
—"Ravencrow" |
—JuggaletteJenny |
—JuggaletteJenny |
JuggaletteJenny v. ED
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—BubbabetteBebby |
—JuggaletteJenny - Making shit up as he goes along |
Don't Be Fooled By The Cock That I Got
At one point during his YouTube skirmishes, Jenny thought it would be a good idea to make video of his pen0r. As you can imagine, this blew up in his face too. This earned Jenny a few more image macros.
After seeing the images above, Jenny quickly went into damage control mode. He started telling people that those stills weren't actually pics of his diminutive dick, but pics of a "pocket vagina". Then he made the mistake of uploading another video that proved he was completely full of shit. Whoops.
I'm So Ronery
When Jenny isn't busy waging internet war on "teh haterz", he likes to scour the 'nets for nookie. Jenny is very specific in his requests. He wants his partner to accept that he's "transgendered", "good-hearted", "different" and on SSI. In return, his only request is that he wants her to be a "genetic girl", essentially making him a tranny-hating tranny. What a fucking bigot.
Jenny's very active on several gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgender/goth dating sites. Have a look:
- Jenny posting on GoPride.org
- Jenny posting on Butch-femme.com
- Jenny's GothicMatch.com account
- Jenny's GoneGothic.com account - banned
- Jenny's Vampirefreaks.com account - banned
- Jenny's Vampirefreaks.com account -
NEW!!BALEETED! - Jenny's account on Virtual-Vancouver.com - a site for cybersex hookups
—Jenny, trying too hard |
Quotes
—RavynCrow |
—RavynCrow |
—RavynCrow, on how to delete yourself |
—GenderBytch, on parenting |
—JuggaletteJenny, AIDS victim |
—Jennifer_Katie, on how you're just making his life easier |
Gallery
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"
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West side yo!
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Commonly used on food items
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"I've been a very naughty whale"
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Oh lawdy iz dat a manatee?
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Jenny likes to rock out with his half inch cock out
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Your tax dollars at work
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Jenny finishing off a bucket a chikinz
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It's a fact
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Epic ween.
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Going for a trans gawth girl look.
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Tits or GTFO.
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External Links
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RavynManiac - his DS account- ClosedRavynCrow - his other DS account- Banhammered- RavynCrowShow on blogtalkradio.com
RavynCrow - his MySpace- Deletedgenderbitch - his other MySpace- BaleetedRavynCrow - his LiveJournal- Abandonded- VikkyLynn, Jenny's latest DS account
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