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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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What makes a human being an absolute nightmare to be around? Is it an irritating voice that sounds like an old air conditioner covered in runny horse shit? Is it the mental instability that comes with being a disgusting tranny? Is it an obsessive need to check Twitter every single hour of every single day for the validation of strangers because you feel "threatened" when you're called a crazy introvert? If you're the train-wreck that is that is Sarah Butts, it might just be a combination of all of the above!
Formally the owner of "Final Fantasy Shrine", an infamous one-stop-shop of piracy and pedophilia, Sarah Nyberg (aka Sarah Butts/ srhbutts/retrogradesnowcone/srh/Sarah Isabelle/Nick/Maezr/Ender/Disgust/AlexMack/opiumprincess and formerly Nicholas Edwin Nyberg), finally shut down the site when he was unable to scam his users out of 60k (perhaps to pay is 40k worth of debt to the IRS and the rest towards hormone treatments) and became an SJW.
This cross-dressing molester from the land of incest, good ol' American education, and cows (aka Wisconsin) is no stranger to questionable logic, being that he is an unstable, sexist, insecure faggot that spends all day e'ry day stalking prominent GamerGate figures, looking to grasp at any terrible excuses for "evidence" and pretend it's established fact (while accusing GamerGate of the same thing). Because of this obsession, Butts has become the largest driving force behind GamerGhazi (See removed posts: 1, 2) (a collection of white knights believing in patriarchy conspiracy theories who literally worship Anita Sarkeesian) where he sat upon his ivory tower accusing people of being criminals and pedophiles until a swift doxing exposed him to be one himself.
Early life - Broken home, man-hating and camwhoring on 4chan
Sarah, or Nicholas, as he was called before embracing the urge to take a power drill to the dick, was born on December 26th 1985 in Madison, Wisconsin and must have been a quiet boy in school. Not everyone enjoys the company of a fat, ugly psychopath with a broken poorfag family, so it is no surprise he was constantly bullied for being a faggot (but not yet a literal one). He later attended Madison Area Technical College where everyone is surprised he didn't pull a cho.
Eventually Nick would start taking hormones to change into a woman, but only from the waist up. Like all SJW freaks, this was done for reasons that seem insane even by tranny standards - hating men. Butts has repeatedly expressed his fear and disgust at males, so if you thought he's just a dude who felt he was born in the wrong body and is a "Normal feminist", no such luck! He decided to become a tranny because he hastes men and is as repulsed by them as most normal people are at faggots like him.
As for the "Broken family" part, his mom (Elizabeth Moen Nyberg) was a cocaine addicted whore and got arrested multiple times (allegedly slept with prison administrators to get an early release) in addition to getting them all evicted from their home. His brother (Garrett Scott Nyberg), on the other hand, was also a heroin and cocaine addict! He was also in jail about a million times (didn't fuck the warden tho, just the c/o's, allegedly) and ended up dying of an overdose. Not even srh's own mother could handle raising such a putrid little shit, as Nicholas let her run out of HP and didn't use a Phoenix Down on her.
—Sarah is quite familiar with the plights of the mentally ill, being one himself... |
To escape his pathetic excuse for a life without manning up and using drugs like the rest of his relatives, Nick's favorite pastime became hanging on at 4chan and posting his nudes, Yes, while today he preaches about the evil of chan sites, he couldn't care less when they were used by him to strip for sexual gratification. But he wasn't even a good enough trap for 4chan so he had to find a new way to get his dick hard.
Ffshrine - Scams, piracy and pedophilia
Sarah was set out to hide his past life of getting picked on in middle school and find a preteen girlfriend, but there was only one problem: He was fucking ugly. But Nick had an ingenious plan:
- Dress up like a girl
- Join a site about a video game
- Find underage boys/virgins with no self esteem
- Lure them
- Drown in cum
It was foolproof! It was then that Sarah turned to the most emo, mainstream Weeaboo series to ever be graced with a Disney crossover. Sarah joined a forum called ffshrine and soon became its admin, making it his base of operations to bait minors for abuse.
Ffshrine was created in 1999 by a loser named MasterCloud and features an innovative usage of unedited templates from commercial forum software that really screams to the user "we're too cheap to afford a web designer, but that's okay because we're bottom of the barrel anyway!". Although, this didn't stop Sarah from constantly trying to extort money from his users' parents once he became the boss (probably because he owes over 50k to the IRS as well as thousands in state taxes), making such outrageous claims as:
Of course, that might also be because they were mostly a music piracy site and seemed to have QUITE a bit of copyright troubles, but what can you expect from a forum known for making a higher priority out of pirating software than actually talking about Final Fantasy?
Either way, the site soon became infamous as a hotbed for pedophiles that would put NeoGAF to shame, prompting multiple threads about what a shithole full of pedos it is, with the #1 pedophile being srh himself. The forum was full of threads like: “post your naked pics”, “what is your penis size”, “lets compare our penis size” (remember, this was a site full of minors) and one particularly lulzy thread where the forum members talk about whether they would let srh babysit their kids.
Nick's own attempt at finding himself a little Pico came in the form of trying to get his own forum users to say nice things about his hideous mutilated body (it's hilarious). It's like a game to the rest of the members, really, the users on the other end try to say "no, stop showing me your folds" in the most effective way possible without provoking the wrath of the banhammer.
Sarah's persistence for little boy cock girl tits would give her quite a reputation as an e-rapist and a sick fuck. My, how we can only imagine the faces of her past haters if they could see her now...
Are you not legally old enough to post on or view 4chan? You think you're missing out? Well, thanks to his photobucket gallery, we now know that if you've seen Rule 34 of Meg Griffin, you've seen srhbutts naked.
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The site was eventually closed for a while and now appears to have changed hands. In his time as reigning administrator ffshrine became known as a hell-hole full of tards and pedophiles, run by a creepy admin who makes rape jokes and calls people fags on the IRC (it's ironic he's now an SJW), who also uploaded isos of hardcore Japanese games like "Open Season" and "Tony Hawk's Underground." Sarah's response to people figuring out his den of piracy? "GamerGate's going after my job."
After FFS - Something Awful Cancer
Butts soon moved on after FFshrine was shut down and ended up at one point on Something Awful. Butts is a flame war veteran, usually on the losing end. He's one of the legions of 13 year old boys responsible for the decline of SomethingAwful. You can tell Sarah was a quality poster in his time, since Sarah used to engage in such wonderful topics that wouldn't backfire at all later in his life such as asking how other uncircumcised penises pee, or trying to cause drama in transsexual chat rooms by being a pedo.
Seizing a Chance: Sarah Leeches onto GamerGate
Sarah would later on devote his life to becoming an asset to the push against gaming. While he doesn't bring with him stolen money like Feminist Frequency or mainstream media connections like Brianna Wu, he provides something much more worthwhile to the narrative: an uncanny resemblance to Tina from Bob's Burgers and his channel containing playthroughs of The Binding of Isaac that haven't even reached 2000 views.
Like all failures of humanity that cry over Zoe Quinn being called a whore, Sarah jumped on the anti-GamerGate bandwagon to whore himself out as an e-celeb. To truly identify himself with the plight of corrupt journalists he quickly became one, publishing amateurish attack articles on The Mary Sue, a publication famous for accusing Pokemon of having "quiet misogyny" (whatever the hell that means), and not much else. The articles themselves are about such engaging topics as: YouTube videos, and... uh... well... okay, nobody ever said that Butts was creative or original. The Mary Sue was so embarrassed when Butts was later outed as a pedophile that they denied everything... while leaving his articles still up on the site. Oops.
It is clear that Sarah's quest to become the most famous psychotran isn't over yet. Sarah, rather than pay the 40k he owes the government by getting a job, decided to devote his free time to getting into flame wars with strangers on Twitter due to his constant need for attention and validation from a hugbox that would have given it to him regardless for being a dick-girl. This works in a vicious cycle of attention whoring: Butts will make some remark about a screencap of a tweet, dozens of people will take the bait and give Sarah's tweet attention, then Sarah will get butthurt at one of the tweets correcting him and then screencap it claiming it is harassing her, thereby starting the process all over again. With each iteration of this cycle Sarah slowly winds down a spiral of mental self-destruction; he's already sacrificed his ability to comprehend basic logic and the ability to speak in non-text formats (as proven by his Binding of Isaac videos). Soon there will be nothing left in Sarah's life besides the internet. No friends, no family, only Twitter and the acceptance of GamerGhazi.
Sarah's Methodology
It's quite easy to emulate Sarah's style of tweeting. Just follow this simple guide:
You will need:
- A complete disregard for the concept of context.
- The socially-inept ability to identify all messages (jokes, baseless insults, idle threats, metaphors etc) in a literal way like an autistic child.
- A combination of unwarranted self-importance and intellectual dishonesty.
- No short term memory and selective vision of things you and your friends say or do.
The process:
1. The search
- Plan to be at the computer all day. Yes, you will need to get a poop bucket ready.
- Log onto Twitter and open up no less than 255 tabs, each of them for the feeds of different GamerGate supporters and sites (try to focus on absolute nobodies or sites where anyone can post).
- It's been 5 minutes, have you found anything that is even remotely incriminating? If yes, go to The Capture. If not, select one of the following options:
2. The Capture
- Screencap one tweet and one tweet only. The conversation doesn't matter because if you cared for discussion you wouldn't be doing this inane shit, right?
- Fill in the following mad-lib: "(Someone you don't like/GamerGate) actually (Believes/Thinks/Tried to) (Hyperbole of whatever you found)" and post.
(Editor's note: Notice how "fact check" isn't listed anywhere in this section.)
Butts is too big of a coward to directly confront his alleged "harassers" over Twitter, and if you show him evidence of him or someone he supports doing the exact same thing he's pretending to be angry about, prepare to get blocked.
Fucking With Butts
It didn't take long for several GamerGate supporters to realize that their twitter feeds were being stalked by psychopathic tranny trash whenever they saw screencaps that had nothing to do with GamerGate get capped. Some turned to apathy, ignoring this idiot, while others suspected that this slacktivist was an unrealized lolcow. After all, the premise seemed proven; insecure, crazy feminist on the internet might as well be a trope (tropes are problematic, though, so we'll just say it's a genre of stupidity).
Butts, without stopping to ask himself "are these people trying to fuck with me?" has been known to run headfirst into weak bait.
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Butts and the War on 8chan
In his efforts to single handedly end GamerGate, Butts got into a long and convoluted slapfight with 8chan, during which he tried to shut them down by falsely accusing them of hosting child porn and then being doxed and outed as an admitted pedophile and dog fucker himself.
Fake pedophilia reports backfire
Sarah's work in creating a utopia where people can't call whores "whore" and sick fucks "sick fuck" was not yet completed, not while there were icky Chans on the webs. Hating everything relating to the phrase "free speech", Sarah used his burner account to rally Ghazi to attack 8chan's income and possibly also TheRalphRetort. Ironically enough, he did this by listing that Paypal does not allow donations to sources that infringe upon several conditions, including offer items that "infringe or violate any copyright, trademark, right of publicity or privacy or any other proprietary right under the laws of any jurisdiction." Of course, Sarah's site dedicated to sharing movies and copyrighted music wouldn't know about Paypal's Terms of Service, being the site that ffshrine runs to when it's time for donations.
But hark! 8chan had not gone offline despite the efforts of Ghazi's struggles. One can only imagine Sarah shaking his fist in the air while shouting "I'll get you someday, 8chan" before going to jack off to the Brady Bunch, waiting to throw Twitter bitchfests another day.
One shiny morning Butts woke up to find that someone wrote an article accusing 8chan of hosting CP. Without a moment's hesitation he reported it to the site to have it removed screencapped the board and went to flaunt the pictures on twitter. This was part of a bigger plan to get 8chan banned from Patreon which went awry when people started asking him why the hell didn't he report the CP when he saw it. But who was this "journalist" who wrote the article that Sarah was quick to wave around?
Dan Olson, better known as "Foldable Human" or "Benis Puppet Man" from TGWTG, received a hot tip about 8chan being full of CP. So he wiped the grease off of his hipster glasses and planned the downfall of 8chan, downloading the CP and writing an article about it with the pix included.
You'd have to be an absolute retard to not see a problem with this plan. The sheer stupidity of this idea is amplified when you take geography into account; 8chan answers to US law, and none of the content that Dan downloaded (for some reason, he was very descriptive about what each blurred image depicted) would qualify in a US court as CP. A 9 year old girl in a bikini is not CP in America unless vagoo is showing and neither are cartoons. However, it is in Canada, where Dan Olson lives and downloaded the images. This means he is both guilty of possession and, thanks to him posting it on the blog, distribution.
Hilariously, when people started reporting him to the Canadian police, who other than Butts, a fellow pedophile extraordinaire, jumped to his defense to say that there is nothing wrong with posting CP against the law (unless it is being done by someone she doesn't like). GamerGate clenched its anus, and in retaliation gave srhbutts one of several (needed) cock-slaps. Unfortunately, nobody involved knew that Sarah had a history of trying to cyber minors on his site, so the blowback was not as epic as it could have been. Oh well!
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Sarah's plan (of course) failed again. After Zoe Quinn personally dictated to Patreon its new ToS (which she actually violates so report her patreon here) and 8chan was banned, they simply made a new one collecting money for the admin's cat and no amount of butthurt from Butts could change that (it's not a violation of ToS). Later Hotwheelz just left Patreon of his own accord, even though they asked him not to.
The real punchline is that the person who tipped off Olson was SJWiki owner and fellow tranny psycho Laurelai, who started the board and posted the CP himself so that he could have something to send to Olson.
lol doxed by /baphomet/
—L. J. Borges on the whole ordeal |
Meanwhile on /baphomet/, a 2edgy4u 8chan board filled with newfags that pretend to be oldfag /b/tards, some dox-happy trolls wanted to make GamerGate look bad for the lulz (a worthy endeavor by all accounts), but /gamergate/ didn't allow doxing and would delete their threads every time they tried, so they made their own board. Sarah knew about /baphomet/, yet continued to kick the hornets' nest until someone there decided to reach for the bottom of the barrel of SJW nobodies and dig into SB's past. One 8chan anon posted an archive mentioning an account on a completely different website. Mysteriously, Sarah started talking about this on Twitter at the same time and went to *freshly* delete the incriminating comment that made Sarah look like a hypocritical retard. This simple act of damage control shattered Sarah's anonymity; he's one of those retards that uses the same username for every account that he makes, so his MySpace and Facebook were quickly found and an entire treasure trove of links was dumped on 8chan. Along with the links there were discussions from Sarah admitting to piracy, a Photobucket gallery featuring his muffin-top, and even a Hot or Not profile with a hilariously low rating. Soon after, Butts got pizza, Bibles, and multiple copies of the Quran sent to his doorstep.
Sarah is currently panic-deleting fucking everything and begging GamerGate to help him and be his personal army while others are coming out of the woodworks to dig info on srhbutt's hilarious past at the expense of our contributors' afternoon. Apparently he has the learning capacity of the braindead third graders he dreams of molesting because he honestly thought GG would jump to the defense of a dog molester.
Sarah's fighting for a future where anonymity doesn't exist. He doesn't like it when his is lifted, though! About missing Pics
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IRC logs - Did srh fuck his dog?
Moar info: Sarah Butts/ffshrine chatlogs.
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That's right! Dog fucking! As previously mentioned, the FFshrine IRC was known for being a collection of retards unwanted in any chatroom across the web. This was discovered when, during the doxing, irc logs were found wherein (like we already mentioned) srh is seen calling people fags, making rape jokes and having cybersex with her underaged forum members.
Butts freaked out and attempted to take down sites where the partial logs were featured by sending false complaints to their hosts. As he did this, more logs only continued to pour in until (not) Goatse Security published the complete logs of the FFshrine irc alongside a video of them (sort of) hacking it to prove they are real (alongside at least one scam site where Sarah sold "discount shoes and cosmetics").
The logs themselves are far too long for Encyclopedia Dramatica to host in their entirety. We have saved the ones that were uncovered at the beginning and the rest can be found here. Allegedly, the logs contain conversations where Butts roleplays incest pedophilia as he jerks off and admits that he and his "wife" (????) regularly rape their dog.
According to some sources an FBI investigation has been launched.
Butts admits being a pedo (dox round 2)
why is it okay for, say, a 14 year old to consent to sex with a 14 year old, but if the other individual's 20, it's instantly abuse? I don't get that, and never have. the potential for abuse grows, sure, but it isn't inherently abusive.)
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GG, once again having nothing to do, dug up a number of posts by Butts on some forum where he openly admits to being a pedo, and later more IRC logs where he talks about wanting to fuck 4 year olds, wanting to fuck his baby cousin and the police sizing his computer to check it for CP.
#Istandwithbutts
Because of the endless mockery towards Tranny Sarah over these recent discoveries, Anti-Gamer white knights saw it wise to change their twitter names to something with "Butts" in them and make #a hashtag to show their support... because that's so much smarter than just distancing yourself from him after finding out he's a serial con artist who's into CP and bestiality.
Worth noting is that GamerGate supporters once changed their names to contain "Rogue" in solidarity as RogueStarGamez had been b& from Twitter. You didn't think that SJW faggots thought of something original, did you? Well, that would require thinking, and if Sarah's fans could think then they'd have dropped him like a shit months ago.
You are all in the clan of being fat ugly bitches
Of course it didn't take long for the autists over at 8chan to pick up on this, as they literally scour Literally Blue's tweet all the time. The channers flocked to the hashtag to share their favorite pictures of furry ass and colon cancer.
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See Also
- Fat
- Chloe Sagal
- A Man in Black
- Attention Whore
- Final Fantasy
- OCD
- USI
- Hypocrite
- FT2 - another dog rapist.
External Links
- His twitter
- GamerGhazi - His home away from home (See removed posts: 1, 2)
- Srnbutts - Parody Twitter account
- sarahbuttnaked - One more
- #The hashtag created in response to this article
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posts His G+ - His youtube
- Deleted reddit account (See removed posts: 1, 2)
- Proof the article about 8chan having CP he quoted was based on evidence that was faked
- Proof Butts admitted to being a pedo
- Sarah plays the victim... by verifying this article.
- Oopsies... We kind of ruined your userbase Sarah. Our bad :(
- TheRalphRetort article about him
- Another one where he claims he tried to shut his site down with false report emails
- A third article
- Thread about FFshrine
- Collection of FFshrine takedown notices
- Another thread
- And another
- and another
- and another
- And another
- more
- and more
- and still some more
- FFshrine where they talk about srh being a pedo
- Creepy SA thread
- Post about srh not being banned from a tranny forum despite being a pedo
- Trying to get 8chan banned from Pareon
- Some dox
- His (now deactivated) Deviantart
- His articles on TheMarySue - All anti-GG shit. At least somebody appreciates his autism.
- October 25 http://web.archive.org/web/20150510044929/http://www.themarysue.com/gamer-guys-gamer-girls/
- November 5 http://web.archive.org/web/20150510045329/http://www.themarysue.com/gamergate-makeup-tutorial/
- November 7 http://web.archive.org/web/20150510044249/http://www.themarysue.com/blizzard-gamergate/
- His MySpace
- Creepy chatlogs
- Deleted Photobucket
- FFShrine as it appeared during this article's writing. Notice the first boards that come up are about piracy shit.
- He's a 4.38 (Europoor use commas) - A lower score than Hitler
- His Myshoemall website - evidence here
- His discount cosmetics website - evidence here
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