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[[File:1407963261440.jpg|left|thumb|Anorexia, it does the body good.]] | [[File:1407963261440.jpg|left|thumb|[[Anorexia]], it does the body good.]] | ||
Charlotte Charms, aka "Little Lotte" (more like BIG lotte, am I right?) is a fat ugly slut who's famous for having been pretty at some point. Charms was a notorious cunt during her pretty years, and so the interwebs collectively loled when they saw how fat and ugly her ass had gotten within just a few years. Take note, ladies, [[truth|anorexia makes you pretty]]. The hilarious irony of Charms turning into a prescription McDonald's cow is lost on Charms, and she continues to radiate [[USI]] while behaving like a pigs ass. | Charlotte Charms, aka "Little Lotte" (more like BIG lotte, am I right?) is a fat ugly slut who's famous for having been pretty at some point. Charms was a notorious cunt during her pretty years, and so the interwebs collectively [[lol|loled]] when they saw how fat and ugly her ass had gotten within just a few years. Take note, ladies, [[truth|anorexia makes you pretty]]. The hilarious irony of Charms turning into a prescription McDonald's cow is lost on Charms, and she continues to radiate [[USI]] while behaving like a pigs ass. | ||
==Lolita Drama== | ==Lolita Drama== | ||
[[File:33200et.jpg|right|thumb|Aoi wearing the choker that Charms stole]] | [[File:33200et.jpg|right|thumb|Aoi wearing the choker that Charms stole]] | ||
Charms had always been a lolcow within the EGL community for being a self absorbed dumb fuck, but shit didn't hit the fan until she stole another girls choker from her house. She also had been stealing lolita brand items from other girls (and bragging about it on gaia), but the choker was the only item with damning evidence. | Charms had always been a [[lolcow]] within the [[EGL]] community for being a self absorbed dumb fuck, but shit didn't hit the fan until she stole another girls choker from her house. She also had been stealing lolita brand items from other girls (and bragging about it on [[gaia]]), but the choker was the only item with damning evidence. | ||
==Aoi== | ==Aoi== | ||
"Aoi Phantomhive" is a 22 year old Mexican women who doesn't know how to grow the fuck up and behaves like a thirteen year old emo. Being a complete fucking loser irl, Aoi preys on dumb ass high school kids like Charms so she can find a place to sleep at night. Aoi and Charms moved in together while Charms was 17 and the two lived alone together in one of Charm's [[rich}|any seasonal houses.]] Having loads of money and two much time on their hands, the two decided to pretend Aoi was a boy with a twin sister names "Alice". The two also pretended that Aoi was half German and half Japanese instead of a boring spic. Every one in a while, Aoi would say "I'm going to fuck you with my giant cock now, wink wink", and fuck Chrams with her giant strap on until she bled out of her vagina. The two seemed happy in their [[pedo|creepy]] unhealthy relationship, that is, until Aoi just sort of snapped one day and beat Charms up. | "[[|trap|Aoi]] Phantomhive" is a 22 year old Mexican women who doesn't know how to grow the fuck up and behaves like a thirteen year old emo. Being a complete fucking loser [[irl]], Aoi preys on dumb ass high school kids like Charms so she can find a place to sleep at night. Aoi and Charms moved in together while Charms was 17 and the two lived alone together in one of Charm's [[rich}|any seasonal houses.]] Having loads of money and two much time on their hands, the two decided to pretend Aoi was a boy with a twin sister names "Alice". The two also pretended that Aoi was half German and half Japanese instead of a boring spic. Every one in a while, Aoi would say "I'm going to fuck you with my giant cock now, wink wink", and fuck Chrams with her giant strap on until she bled out of her vagina. The two seemed happy in their [[pedo|creepy]] unhealthy relationship, that is, until Aoi just sort of snapped one day and [[win|beat Charms up]]. | ||
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Revision as of 07:19, 17 April 2016
Charlotte Charms, aka "Little Lotte" (more like BIG lotte, am I right?) is a fat ugly slut who's famous for having been pretty at some point. Charms was a notorious cunt during her pretty years, and so the interwebs collectively loled when they saw how fat and ugly her ass had gotten within just a few years. Take note, ladies, anorexia makes you pretty. The hilarious irony of Charms turning into a prescription McDonald's cow is lost on Charms, and she continues to radiate USI while behaving like a pigs ass.
Lolita Drama
Charms had always been a lolcow within the EGL community for being a self absorbed dumb fuck, but shit didn't hit the fan until she stole another girls choker from her house. She also had been stealing lolita brand items from other girls (and bragging about it on gaia), but the choker was the only item with damning evidence.
Aoi
"[[|trap|Aoi]] Phantomhive" is a 22 year old Mexican women who doesn't know how to grow the fuck up and behaves like a thirteen year old emo. Being a complete fucking loser irl, Aoi preys on dumb ass high school kids like Charms so she can find a place to sleep at night. Aoi and Charms moved in together while Charms was 17 and the two lived alone together in one of Charm's [[rich}|any seasonal houses.]] Having loads of money and two much time on their hands, the two decided to pretend Aoi was a boy with a twin sister names "Alice". The two also pretended that Aoi was half German and half Japanese instead of a boring spic. Every one in a while, Aoi would say "I'm going to fuck you with my giant cock now, wink wink", and fuck Chrams with her giant strap on until she bled out of her vagina. The two seemed happy in their creepy unhealthy relationship, that is, until Aoi just sort of snapped one day and beat Charms up.
Decline
Charms has a degree is cosmetology, but working in a salon would require working. And so, Charms did what every spoiled Tumblr snowflake does and became a camgirl. It was during this time that she entered a relationship with a scrawny twink named Mike who bought her fast food for every meal and stole her clothes and car on a regular basis. Just like Charms, Mike is a weird little loser who doesn't want to work and relies on Charms to support him. After Charms entered her relationshit with Mike, she developed a bunch of strange "problems", such as staying in bed all day and only getting out to cam, a soda addiction, and went on a bunch of hardcore prescription drugs.
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