Martin Shkreli

Martin "Pharma Bro" Shkreli
Nationality:	Albanian American
Hometown:	Brooklyn
Occupation:	Millionaire internet troll
Interests:	Guitars, livestreams, killing faggots
Support for Harambe:	Likely

Martin Shkreli aka Pharma Bro is a Steve Buscemi impersonator best known for raising the price of a specialty AIDS medication by nine thousand percent. Daraprim is a drug that treats toxoplasmosis. What the hell is toxoplasmosis? Toxoplasmosis is a disease caused by a parasite that spreads through cat shit. That means if you have no immune system because lol AIDS and your cat's litterbox smells like a meth lab, you probably need Daraprim because you have worms in your brain.

Shkreli had a plan to make money. The plan was cut and dry, completely legal. Find a drug with a niche market and no generic version, buy all the rights to it, take measures to ensure you have no competition, and then change the price from $13 to $750 per pill. The best part? Government is paying for it. Rich Uncle Pennybags salutes you.

Needless to say people got mad.

Twitter

Today, Shkreli fancies himself a God-tier troll. He's got his dick out for Harambe, he's taking on those SJW pussies and he's all about that #MAGA. He even went on the Milo Yiannopoulos show. Fuck man, that's the whole nine yards. How do you feel about ethics in video game journalism?

To reach this point was a journey. Shkreli's first taste of fame came in the form of dozens of death threats, thousands of news articles calling him the most evil man alive, and about a million tweets calling him a piece of shit. His response: "aint my fault"

The heat eventually caught up with Shkreli and he set his Twitter to private, saying he would answer all questions in an upcoming news interview. Nothing really got answered and he turned his twitter back on about a month later.

Very smart people believe that Martin Shkreli just wants to be loved. When everyone hates you, who can you turn to for love? People who hate everything. Martin found that he had amassed a small following of trolls and suddenly evolved overnight from a gangsta-rap quoting brooklyn wigger to a dank meme spaghetti eating prankster.

Trolling Congress

Shrekli took his trolling IRL and raised the bar for everyone by pranking the shit out of the entire United States Congress. Shkreli stole a piece from Dave Chapelle's playbook and spent the entire time pleadin tha fif.

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Before you give credit to Shrekli for that outstanding performance, keep in mind that the gray-haired suit whispering in his ear is his new Illuminati lawyer Benjamin Brafman, best known for representing Jay-Z and Puff Daddy whenever they steal a beat from real musicians. That man's calling the shots. Without his sage wisdom, Shkreli would have followed through with his promise to educate congress on how to make money in pharma, which would have undoubtedly been the greatest self pwn of all time.

Bernie Cuck

Before Shkreli became high energy, he was a Bernie cuck. Shkreli attempted to donate the maximum amount to the Bernie Sanders campaign. Once the campaign found out, they took his money and gave it to an AIDS clinic. Shkreli was initially pretty butthurt about this.

After the emotions settled, Shkreli decided to pull a little prank and tell people he broke his fist punching a wall out of rage. To prove this, he tweeted a stock photo x-ray of a fractured hand. Not many people took the bait, but the Australian Huffington Post did. Yes, Australian Huffington Post. Huff is bad enough as it is, but when you add petrol and shitposting abbos to the mix things can get a bit out of control.

Wu-Tang

	“	I'm not just the heel of the music world. I want to be the world's heel	„
	—Oh shit somebody call Vince McMahon

Martin Shkreli is the sole owner of only copy of Wu-Tang's unreleased double album "Once Upon a Time in Shaolin". He paid two million dollars for the album, and nobody under the age of 30 gives a shit. RZA of Wu-Tang claims that the sale was agreed upon before Shkreli hiked the price on Daraprim, and after finding out who he was they donated the proceeds to charity.

Wu-Tang talked some shit about Shkreli, and every Wu-Tang fan had their jimmies turned upside down when they found out they'd probably never get to hear the album. Shkreli threatens to destroy the album, and released a video with three juggalos telling Ghostface Killah to step off.

Magic

Martin Shkreli is a new Magic the Gathering player. He made a reddit thread about it. Between this and Wu-Tang, it's apparent that Martin still thinks it is still 2002. He also tweets Eminem tracks and probably owns a copy of Lyricists Lounge.

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