Disney Princes

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	“	I won't be able to watch another Disney Princess movie without remembering this post... feeling REALLY awkward >_<	„
	—Say goodbye to your childhood.

On October 6, 2009, ohnotheydidnt released what could be their worst abomination ever: freakishly well-drawn and airbrushed male Disney characters in speedos. Apparently, these pics are years old, but the internet hate machine had somehow largely missed out on them so far.

These were all drawn with incredible detail by David Kawena, an Israeli faggot in his mid-twenties. Obviously, he has a thing for drawing these "attractive" males from various Disney films, while leaving out the "ugly" ones such as Quasimodo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame like a stereotypically biased fuck. Unfortunately Thankfully, things like The Lion King are left out.

Since posted on David's DeviantART, these images have been posted in numerous places, including lemondrop.com, some latina's blogger, allieiswired.com and other places that should not be linked lest they make your eyes bleed. However awkward the content of these pictures is, it appears that they get numerous page-views from soccer moms with too much time on their hands.

What you are about to see will either shock you so badly you'll need to spend thousands of dollars on hypnotherapy, or leave you rather aroused and wishing the artist had a request box.

LiveJournal Comments

“   Its all about the bulges for me.   „     — joes_lil_miss     “   I feel awkard.   „     — antisocialxgrl     “   I won't be able to watch another Disney Princess movie without remembering this post... feeling REALLY awkward >_   „     — agent_cavendish (who apparently is a cyclops)     “   Definitely. But this is way less awkward than the time I was 11 and wanted to print a picture of Aladdin and Jasmine and google images turned up porn drawings of them and I mean, they were pretty graphic drawings. Now I think they're lol-worthy but I've had ten years to laugh about it...   „     — dude_isotopes (who now has fap material for another ten years)     “   And did you notice Gaston's got big balls and a little itty-bitty dick?   „     — cleojones (this can never be unlearned.)     “   I always had a crush on Eric from The Little Mermaid. My inner perv and inner child are both celebrating right now. Separately, of course. I don't have an inner Chris Hansen to handle that situation.   „     — deadendqueen16 RIIIIIIGHT     “   I was..erm...attracted to Aladdin, Peter Pan...Simba and Carpet   „     — ace_nikkel     “   um what the fuq I do not want any of these scantily clad men. this is such a turnofff omg. but I guess the princesses have been sexualized ever-so-much so it is only fair to do the same to the princes. but gross. that dude from atlantis's glasses are seriously turning me the fuq off idk idk get better taste in eyewear, hunnay   „     — totalroyalty (offering fashion advice to cartoons since 1997) Previous Quote | Next Quote

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  Why don't you have a seat over there?
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  Because it's totally not fanart if it isn't colored.

Other Reactions

“   [21:44] <Infinite> enough [21:44] <Infinite> PETER PAN IS A KID [21:44] <Infinite> THIS IS CP   „     —Infinite, not being a shotacat     “   OH GOD THE BULGES   „     —An EQ2 player     “   dat ass   „     —Rich Boy     “   meh the point of beeing 14 is beeing able to say i like little dick with out sounding like a pedofile.   „     —Teck. ?!     “   I feel awkard   „     —antisocialxgrl     “   Eric was so my first crush. I don't know if I could have handle this at 3.   „     —that_nuanda     “   Unf. I don't even care that they are drawings of pictures.   „     —liquiddatura     “   THE FUCK?!   „     —la_bandida     “   LMAO....these are hilarious. I've never gotten the hots for an animated character.   „     —fukd_by_sugar     “   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONNNNNNNEEE FUCKS LIKE GASTON NO ONE SUCKS LIKE GASTON NO ONE ROUGHLY HUMPS IT AND BUMPS IT LIKE GASTON   „     —jewcifer     “   DAMN. Though I have to say that I never fancied the guys much. Except maybe Aladdin, and Kocoum could holla.   „     —tamburlaine Previous Quote | Next Quote

HELLS YEAH

DAT ASS

A Whole New World About missing Pics

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  I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD...
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  At least it's not Stitch.
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  And that's the Gospel Truth!
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  Where's Aslan?

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• NICE MUSCLE
  NICE MUSCLE
• HOLY SHIT
  HOLY SHIT
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  Under the sea!
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  TOO EASY.
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  The Beast in non-furfag form.
• Dolphy gets off to this.
  Dolphy gets off to this.
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  Once you go black...
• John Smith will show you the colors of the wind.
  John Smith will show you the colors of the wind.
• SPOILERS: He dies in Pocahontas.
  SPOILERS: He dies in Pocahontas.
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  More Pocahontas.
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  The perfect material for a Disney Hero Model!
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  Time to discover Atlantis!
• CP? Peter Pan's a kid...
  CP? Peter Pan's a kid...
• Wonder what Victor Hugo would think.
  Wonder what Victor Hugo would think.
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  This is very Christian...
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  ... you know, Narnia and all.
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  MISTER I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOOOUUU!
• High School Musical funtime.
  High School Musical funtime.
• More like ass-pirates.
  More like ass-pirates.
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  Brother Bear.

See Also

• Disney

External Links

• The original thread
• The Original Artist, let him know how thankful you are
• The artist's twitter account

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