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[[File:Anders breivik popped collar.png|thumb|The norweigen answer to [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|the finnisher]] gets the new [[high score]].[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/anders-behring-breivik-id_n_907513.html] ]] | [[File:Anders breivik popped collar.png|thumb|The norweigen answer to [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|the finnisher]] gets the new [[high score]].[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/anders-behring-breivik-id_n_907513.html] ]] | ||
'''Anders Behring Breivik''' is a [[Norway|Norwegian]] lulz maker, who became a national hero on 22 July 2011, by fragging <strike>9</strike>, <strike>82</strike>, <strike>84</strike>, <strike>92</strike>, | '''Anders Behring Breivik''' is a [[Norway|Norwegian]] lulz maker, who became a national hero on 22 July 2011, by fragging <strike>9</strike>, <strike>82</strike>, <strike>84</strike>, <strike>92</strike>, [[OVER 9000]] potential [[socialists]]. He is also the front runner for the 2011 Nobel Peace Prize. | ||
Some media outlets are claiming a total tally of 98, thus putting Breivik ahead of [[Cho Seung Hui|Cho's]] all time [[high score]]. While he didn't pussy out and [[an hero]] <s>he did pussy out by surrendering instead of escaping or better yet killing everyone who tried to stop him</s> he was in an island and without ammo dumbfuck! | |||
[[File:Theinternetsss.jpg|thumb|The reaction of the internet.]] | [[File:Theinternetsss.jpg|thumb|The reaction of the internet.]] | ||
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#Perk 3: Double tap | #Perk 3: Double tap | ||
Breivik initiated his journey for the highscore by detonating a bomb in downtown Oslo. A few hours later Breivik dressed up as a policeman, and like a [[Team Fortress 2|Spy]], he went behind enemy lines, pretending to do security checks following the bomb explosion. He then signaled people to gather around him (who believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on his victims with a Glock, rifle and shotgun | Breivik initiated his journey for the highscore by detonating a bomb in downtown Oslo. A few hours later Breivik dressed up as a policeman, and like a [[Team Fortress 2|Spy]], he went behind enemy lines, pretending to do security checks following the bomb explosion. He then signaled people to gather around him (who believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before [[cumshot|unloading on his victims]] with a Glock, rifle and shotgun. | ||
His attack was well planned and executed, showing a well developed military mind. First he selected a battlefield which prevented the retreat of the enemy and also delayed reinforcements, then he created a diversion, and finally with surprise on his side, he attacked. | His attack was well planned and executed, showing a well developed military mind. First he selected a battlefield which prevented the retreat of the enemy and also delayed reinforcements, then he created a diversion, and finally with surprise on his side, he attacked. |
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Born | February 13, 1979 |
Died | - |
Cause | - |
Status | Major player |
Highscore | Killed 92, Injured ? |
Rank | ? Place 1st: Woo Bum-kon 2nd: Andrew Kehoe |
Anders Behring Breivik is a Norwegian lulz maker, who became a national hero on 22 July 2011, by fragging 9, 82, 84, 92, OVER 9000 potential socialists. He is also the front runner for the 2011 Nobel Peace Prize.
Some media outlets are claiming a total tally of 98, thus putting Breivik ahead of Cho's all time high score. While he didn't pussy out and an hero he did pussy out by surrendering instead of escaping or better yet killing everyone who tried to stop him he was in an island and without ammo dumbfuck!
The plan of attack
- Perk 1: Fertilizer bomb and police uniform
- Perk 2: Steady hand
- Perk 3: Double tap
Breivik initiated his journey for the highscore by detonating a bomb in downtown Oslo. A few hours later Breivik dressed up as a policeman, and like a Spy, he went behind enemy lines, pretending to do security checks following the bomb explosion. He then signaled people to gather around him (who believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on his victims with a Glock, rifle and shotgun.
His attack was well planned and executed, showing a well developed military mind. First he selected a battlefield which prevented the retreat of the enemy and also delayed reinforcements, then he created a diversion, and finally with surprise on his side, he attacked.
Quotes from his manifesto
—Sieg heil to that. |
—You said it. |
—A "NO NIGGERS" policy might be in order |
The irony of it all
The death of Amy Winehouse probably wont get any attention at all. This man has done us a favor.
Famous quotes
—His twitter account |
JEWS DID 7-22
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Gallery
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Jellyous much?
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I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF GOD!
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Son I am proud.
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Summary of the badassery
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U MAD?
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Now available on steam.
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Spectator view of the match
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All warfare is based on deception.
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YEAAAH!!!
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Troof!
See also
External links
Personal accounts
Other shit
His manifesto The video he uploaded to youtube before the shooting
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