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'''Helen Thomas''' is a [[fugly]] ancient [[old media]] troll who was recently [[Banhammer|forced to retire]] from her job as a long-standing member of the [[Paparazzi|White House Press Corps]] after a video of her sharing her [[Shit nobody cares about|opinions]] about the recent deadly seizure of the [[Freedom Flotilla|Mavi Marmara]] and other ships attempting to pass through an Israeli naval blockade during the [[Jewish Heritage Celebration Day]] media event was widely disseminated via the internet. Thomas is a relic to the golden age of antisemitism and more importantly free speech in America. | |||
[ | It is a sad day in [[Dumbfuckistan|this country]] when a <s>froggy old hag</s> sweet old lady like Helen Thomas who has been a respected journalist and columnist for [[At least 100 years|over 60 years]] is chased out of office because her views are different from the rest of the pro [[kike|Israel]] media. Showing [[loev|sympathy]] for Palestine in the United States is a crime usually punishable by death, however having a [[Black Jesus|black President]] means that all sentences may be commuted to [[oral sex]] as long as you are a [[fat]] [[white|white]] [[wimminz|woman]]. | ||
{{quote|Helen Thomas' statements, however controversial, were true and she is being persecuted by the [[media]] because it is [[lulz]] to hurt old people. Fuck the Jews. Sieg heil! [[o/]]|A reputable news source}} | |||
==The Video== | |||
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{{quote|Tell the Jews to [[GTFO|get the hell out]] of [[Palestine]].… They should go home. [[Jews|Poland]], [[Jews|Germany]]… And [[Jews|America]] and [[Israel|everywhere else]]."|Helen Thomas|Telling it like it is}} | |||
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==Internets Reaction== | |||
[[File:Helen_thomas.png|thumb|350px|Classic [[troll's remorse]].]] | |||
[http:// | {{quote|Germany doesn't want the Jews|[http://www.youtube.com/user/bluewhale18 bluewhale18]}} | ||
http:// | There are generally two schools of thought old media uses when reacting to Helen Thomas’s reaction against Israel: OMFGWTF KILL THE WITCH! SHE SPOKE OUT AGAINST OUR LORD AND MASTER; or who gets her chair? Seriously guys lets just ignore the fact that free speech might be at risk or the fact that reporters cant even do their goddamn job anymore. The comments on the '''[http://www.youtube.com/user/rabbilive rabbilive]''' upload are a lulz goldmine. The above, however, says it all. Another lulzy [[flame war]] can be found [http://www.breitbart.tv/helen-thomas-tells-jews-get-the-hell-out-of-palestine-and-go-back-to-germany-poland on Breitbart]. | ||
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{{quote|Arguing with Jews on the internet is like trying to teach a Monkey Calculus, in the end it’s ultimately a colossal waste of time.|[http://www.youtube.com/user/cpt77 cpt77]}} | |||
So much for the [[Megaphone Desktop Tool]]. | |||
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==Is She a Jew?== | |||
[[File:Helen_thomas_moist.jpg|thumb|Moist!]] | |||
[[Some argue|Most people]] presumed Helen Thomas was [[Jew-ish]] and, thus, her comments were typical of those of a self-hating Jew. After extensive research of archives, there are staggering similarities between her and the typical features of a black Jewish crocodile. | |||
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*[[shark|Enlarged dorsum]] | |||
*[[negro|Meaty lips]] | |||
*[[Hooknose|Protuberant nose]] | |||
[ | *[[crocodile|Evil glare]] | ||
*[[LOL WUT|Looking as splended as ever]] | |||
She is, however, 100% Arab. | |||
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[[Image:Helen thomas vertical.jpg]]}} | |||
[ | ==Why did she do it?== | ||
There is a list of possibilities of why Helen Thomas spoke out against the Jewish Menace. Here is some expert speculation as to why she waited so long to speak out: | |||
[ | * She wanted her long prestigious career to end on a [[Did it for the lulz|high note]]. | ||
* She looked kind of [[drunk|tipsy]], but its hard to tell with [[Ugly|her face]]. | |||
[ | * Couldn't keep quiet anymore about the Jewish menace any longer. If only she realized that [[Pussytown|words]] don't work on the Jews, that there is only one [[holocaust|right way]] to solve this problem. | ||
* She has been losing it for six years now and could have finally acted [[old|senile]]. | |||
[ | She has [[Liberal_guilt|apologized]] for her [[truth|speaking out]] about the Jews, however her apology wasn't enough to [[ruined|save her]]. Regardless of the her reason, the damage has been done, Helen Thomas has been ruined by the Jews. However, its not the first time the Jews [[Lebanon|have]] [[Palestinians|gotten]] [[Egypt|away]] [[Syria|with]] [[Jesus|ending]] [[Jews did WTC|people's]] [[Hitler|lives]]. | ||
==See Also== | |||
*[[Old]] | |||
[ | *[[Media]] | ||
*[[Old Media]] | |||
*[[Trolling IRL]] | |||
*[[Freedom Flotilla]] | |||
[ | *[[Israel]] | ||
*[[Dr. Laura Schlessnigger|Dr. Laura]] | |||
*[[Rick Sanchez]] | |||
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[http:// | ==External Links== | ||
http:// | *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Helen_Thomas#WP:BLP Helen Thomas' TOW article Talk page lulz] | ||
http:// | *[http://www.facebook.com/pages/Helen-Thomas/25200843917? Helen Thomas on Failbook] | ||
*[http://www.helenthomas.org/ Helen Thomas' site] | |||
[ | *[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=126661017357187&ref=ts Fire Helen Thomas for Anti-Semitic Comments on Failbook] | ||
*[http://www.rabbilive.com/RabbiLIVE/Home.html RabbiLIVE hate site] | |||
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Revision as of 08:16, 31 August 2011
Helen Thomas is a fugly ancient old media troll who was recently forced to retire from her job as a long-standing member of the White House Press Corps after a video of her sharing her opinions about the recent deadly seizure of the Mavi Marmara and other ships attempting to pass through an Israeli naval blockade during the Jewish Heritage Celebration Day media event was widely disseminated via the internet. Thomas is a relic to the golden age of antisemitism and more importantly free speech in America.
It is a sad day in this country when a froggy old hag sweet old lady like Helen Thomas who has been a respected journalist and columnist for over 60 years is chased out of office because her views are different from the rest of the pro Israel media. Showing sympathy for Palestine in the United States is a crime usually punishable by death, however having a black President means that all sentences may be commuted to oral sex as long as you are a fat white woman.
—A reputable news source | ||
The Video
—Helen Thomas, Telling it like it is | ||
Internets Reaction
There are generally two schools of thought old media uses when reacting to Helen Thomas’s reaction against Israel: OMFGWTF KILL THE WITCH! SHE SPOKE OUT AGAINST OUR LORD AND MASTER; or who gets her chair? Seriously guys lets just ignore the fact that free speech might be at risk or the fact that reporters cant even do their goddamn job anymore. The comments on the rabbilive upload are a lulz goldmine. The above, however, says it all. Another lulzy flame war can be found on Breitbart.
So much for the Megaphone Desktop Tool.
Is She a Jew?
Most people presumed Helen Thomas was Jew-ish and, thus, her comments were typical of those of a self-hating Jew. After extensive research of archives, there are staggering similarities between her and the typical features of a black Jewish crocodile.
She is, however, 100% Arab.
[[Click to Expand]]
Why did she do it?
There is a list of possibilities of why Helen Thomas spoke out against the Jewish Menace. Here is some expert speculation as to why she waited so long to speak out:
- She wanted her long prestigious career to end on a high note.
- Couldn't keep quiet anymore about the Jewish menace any longer. If only she realized that words don't work on the Jews, that there is only one right way to solve this problem.
- She has been losing it for six years now and could have finally acted senile.
She has apologized for her speaking out about the Jews, however her apology wasn't enough to save her. Regardless of the her reason, the damage has been done, Helen Thomas has been ruined by the Jews. However, its not the first time the Jews have gotten away with ending people's lives.
See Also
External Links
- Helen Thomas' TOW article Talk page lulz
- Helen Thomas on Failbook
- Helen Thomas' site
- Fire Helen Thomas for Anti-Semitic Comments on Failbook
- RabbiLIVE hate site
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