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'''Spirit Halloween''' is the store that you go to to buy overpriced Halloween decor and knock-off costumes. Owned by the Spencer's company, (yes - [[Malls|that Spencer's]]) they can be found located in the spot of the defunct department store that just got their building [[banned|foreclosed on]] yesterday or any other small business that's going put of business thanks to ((( larger companies ))). | '''Spirit Halloween{{jew}}''' is the store that you go to to buy overpriced Halloween decor and knock-off costumes. Owned by the Spencer's company, (yes - [[Malls|that Spencer's]]) they can be found located in the spot of the defunct department store that just got their building [[banned|foreclosed on]] yesterday or any other small business that's going put of business thanks to (((larger companies))). Spirit is also [[shithole|a nice place]] to buy home decor if you're [[gothic|a "spooky-type"]] [[faggot|weirdo]]: After their clearance sale, ''that is'' - unless you're a [[Rich|rich]] [[cunt|bitch]], don't bother. | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
Spirit Halloween was originally a regular faggy old dress shop and in the fall months, the owner would try to exploit Spooktober fans by switching it up into a Halloween costumes store. Of course, this would prove to be popular; ((( TOO POPULAR ))), in fact and the manager/owner eventually just shifted focus to becoming a straight-up Halloween-focused store. | Spirit Halloween was originally a regular faggy old dress shop and in the fall months, the owner would try to exploit Spooktober fans by switching it up into a Halloween costumes store. Of course, this would prove to be popular; (((TOO POPULAR))), in fact and the manager/owner eventually just shifted focus to becoming a straight-up Halloween-focused store. | ||
The store began to expand into other locations, mostly shithole-strip-malls at first. In 1999, world famous <strike>sex toy shop</strike> novelty gift store "Spencer's Gifts" company bought out the company, making the owners "an offer they couldn't refuse" (some would allege that the store owners were offered ''[[ | The store began to expand into other locations, mostly shithole-strip-malls at first. In 1999, world famous <strike>sex toy shop</strike> novelty gift store "Spencer's Gifts" company bought out the company, making the owners "an offer they couldn't refuse" (some would allege that the store owners were offered ''[[sex|certain]] [[drugs|favors]]''.) | ||
==Present Day Spirit== | ==Present Day Spirit== | ||
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*[[Skeletons]] - They wish they could sell Home Depot's GIANT Skeletons - but whatever | *[[Skeletons]] - They wish they could sell Home Depot's GIANT Skeletons - but whatever | ||
*[[GameStop|Hollywood Video/Game Crazy]] - The stores that they currently inhabit | *[[GameStop|Hollywood Video/Game Crazy]] - The stores that they currently inhabit | ||
*[[ZOG Incorporated]] - The Parent company of Spirit Halloween. | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured Article]] October 18 and 19, [[2021]]|[[R. Kelly]]|[[Spirit Halloween]]|[[The Backrooms]]}} | {{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured Article]] October 18 and 19, [[2021]]|[[R. Kelly]]|[[Spirit Halloween]]|[[The Backrooms]]}} | ||
[[Category:IRL Shit]][[Category:Locations]] | [[Category:IRL Shit]][[Category:Locations]] | ||
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| Spirit Halloween will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
Spirit Halloween✡ is the store that you go to to buy overpriced Halloween decor and knock-off costumes. Owned by the Spencer's company, (yes - that Spencer's) they can be found located in the spot of the defunct department store that just got their building foreclosed on yesterday or any other small business that's going put of business thanks to (((larger companies))). Spirit is also a nice place to buy home decor if you're a "spooky-type" weirdo: After their clearance sale, that is - unless you're a rich bitch, don't bother.
History
Spirit Halloween was originally a regular faggy old dress shop and in the fall months, the owner would try to exploit Spooktober fans by switching it up into a Halloween costumes store. Of course, this would prove to be popular; (((TOO POPULAR))), in fact and the manager/owner eventually just shifted focus to becoming a straight-up Halloween-focused store.
The store began to expand into other locations, mostly shithole-strip-malls at first. In 1999, world famous sex toy shop novelty gift store "Spencer's Gifts" company bought out the company, making the owners "an offer they couldn't refuse" (some would allege that the store owners were offered certain favors.)
Present Day Spirit
—Rachel Quednau, program director for Strong Towns (as of September 2021) (Archived!) | ||
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See Also
- Malls
- Hot Topic
- Halloween
- Skeletons - They wish they could sell Home Depot's GIANT Skeletons - but whatever
- Hollywood Video/Game Crazy - The stores that they currently inhabit
- ZOG Incorporated - The Parent company of Spirit Halloween.
External Links
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Spirit Halloween is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured Article October 18 and 19, 2021 | ||
| Preceded by R. Kelly |
Spirit Halloween | Succeeded by The Backrooms |