Anti-Americanism

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This bear says: "America is bad, and your mom's a hoe".

Anti-Americanism is a trend that is widely accepted by about 99.8% of the world, including half of the citizens of the United States of America themselves.

Attacking the messenger.

Americans giving up their tires to save your sorry asses in WWII

The Drama Unfolds

Anti-Americanism is a potent force for generating retarded drama. Not even ED itself can escape its idiocy. In fact, studies show that 99.999% of ED users who encounter this page take damage to their IQ, which ends up making their already incoherent, rambling edits even more moronic.

Causes of Anti-Americanism

Much anti-Americanism is generated from the fact Americans cant fukin spell.

• Fear: Because America is taking over teh World.
• Jealousy: Because America is way better than your shitty country.
• Revulsion: Because Americans know America is better than your shitty country and are constantly in your face about it.
• Evolution: Because the sludge on Earth coalesced into a machine capable of understanding.
• Peer Pressure: Because your friends hate America too.
• Idiocy: Because Americans know how to properly conjugate words such as deserve, as well as win the most Nobel Prizes.

A Possible Solution

Denial, ask the haters: "Why do you hate America?". Or even consider talking about it using foreign arguments.

Haz Arguments

• Eurofag / Asian argument:
  • A fact or assertion offered as clarification.

• French / Latin Argumentum:
  • A variable in a logical or mathematical expression whose value determines the dependent variable.

• British argument:
  • A discussion in which reasons are advanced for and against some proposition or proposal.

• Americanistic argument:
  • Forpay of gun fight.
  • Anything that kills rational discussion dead.

See Also

• Why do you hate America?