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[[Image:General black jack pershing.jpg|thumb|486px| | [[Image:General black jack pershing.jpg|thumb|486px|center|General Black Jack Pershing proves that modern governments and armies are a bunch of wimps.]] | ||
'''Jack Pershing''' was a general with a backbone who refused to follow orders from some panzy sitting behind a desk, just like [[William Tecumseh Sherman]], he wasn't afraid to do the right thing. | '''Jack Pershing''' was a general with a backbone who refused to follow orders from some panzy sitting behind a desk, just like [[William Tecumseh Sherman]], he wasn't afraid to do the right thing. | ||
The result? | The result? | ||
Peace of course. | Peace of course. | ||
If he were alive, no Muslim would dare to screw with America, unless they | If he were alive, no Muslim would dare to screw with America, unless they wished to be showered with bullets that were bathed in pigs blood. | ||
Today, in response to terrorism, the American government | Today, in response to terrorism, the American government uses waterboarding, because [[bullshit|public executions are illegal]]. | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
Revision as of 18:35, 12 January 2014
Jack Pershing was a general with a backbone who refused to follow orders from some panzy sitting behind a desk, just like William Tecumseh Sherman, he wasn't afraid to do the right thing. The result? Peace of course. If he were alive, no Muslim would dare to screw with America, unless they wished to be showered with bullets that were bathed in pigs blood. Today, in response to terrorism, the American government uses waterboarding, because public executions are illegal.
