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ISIS, also know as the Islamic State in Iraq and in Sham, The Islamic state in Iraq and in the Levant, ISIL, and [[Sweden]] are a group of crazed [[sandniggers]] that are currently [[pwn|pwning]] most of [[Iraq]] and [[Syria]]. Like all [[terrorists]], ISIS records its videos with potatoes, requiring jihadists from Britain to make their videos with shitty [[Instagram]] filters. The group is led by [[Sandnigger|Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi]]. [[Unrealistic Expectations|Isis plans to create a "caliphate" that will spread from Iraq/Syria to Austria, Morocco, India, parts of China, the entire Middle East, and Parts of Africa]] assuming they don't get eventually rekt by [[Syria|Assad]]. | ISIS, also know as the [[Islam|Islamic State]] in Iraq and in Sham, The Islamic state in Iraq and in the Levant, ISIL, and [[Sweden]] are a group of crazed [[sandniggers]] that are currently [[pwn|pwning]] most of [[Iraq]] and [[Syria]]. Like all [[terrorists]], ISIS records its videos with potatoes, requiring jihadists from Britain to make their videos with shitty [[Instagram]] filters. The group is led by [[Sandnigger|Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi]]. [[Unrealistic Expectations|Isis plans to create a "caliphate" that will spread from Iraq/Syria to Austria, Morocco, India, parts of China, the entire Middle East, and Parts of Africa]] assuming they don't get eventually rekt by [[Syria|Assad]]. | ||
Their long-term aim is to turn everyone to [[Satanist|their brand of]] [[Islam]]. They will do [[An hero|whatever they can]] to get everyone to become like [[Homosexuality|Them]]. They will [[Doctor Who|exterminate]] [[/i/|anyone who gets in their way]]. | |||
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Like [[16 year old girls]], ISIS members have the compulsion to post every aspect of their lives on [[Twitter]] or [[Instagram]].Unlike your typical teenage [[camwhore]] however, ISIS tweets tend to be quite lulzy,often involving beheading government officials,stealing U.S. tanks and kittens.(No srsly)The holy warriors of ISIS may be brutal psychopathic murderers,but they don't lack a sense of humor.They | Like [[16 year old girls]], ISIS members have the compulsion to post every aspect of their lives on [[Twitter]] or [[Instagram]].Unlike your typical teenage [[camwhore]] however, ISIS tweets tend to be quite lulzy,often involving beheading government officials,stealing U.S. tanks and kittens.(No srsly)The holy warriors of ISIS may be brutal psychopathic murderers,but they don't lack a sense of humor. They shopped a picture of the First Negress after stealing equipment the U.S. had originally given to Iraq. | ||
Revision as of 18:12, 7 July 2014
ISIS, also know as the Islamic State in Iraq and in Sham, The Islamic state in Iraq and in the Levant, ISIL, and Sweden are a group of crazed sandniggers that are currently pwning most of Iraq and Syria. Like all terrorists, ISIS records its videos with potatoes, requiring jihadists from Britain to make their videos with shitty Instagram filters. The group is led by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Isis plans to create a "caliphate" that will spread from Iraq/Syria to Austria, Morocco, India, parts of China, the entire Middle East, and Parts of Africa assuming they don't get eventually rekt by Assad.
Their long-term aim is to turn everyone to their brand of Islam. They will do whatever they can to get everyone to become like Them. They will exterminate anyone who gets in their way.
Social Media
Like 16 year old girls, ISIS members have the compulsion to post every aspect of their lives on Twitter or Instagram.Unlike your typical teenage camwhore however, ISIS tweets tend to be quite lulzy,often involving beheading government officials,stealing U.S. tanks and kittens.(No srsly)The holy warriors of ISIS may be brutal psychopathic murderers,but they don't lack a sense of humor. They shopped a picture of the First Negress after stealing equipment the U.S. had originally given to Iraq.
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