Advanced Placement

	“	AP is your time - well spent. 82% of students say AP courses are more worthwhile than regular courses.	„
	— 18% says it's bullshit. AP is bullshit.

Advanced Placement or also known as just AP is potentially the most stressing concept created by the Americunt Nation's so called expert wannabes to torture high school students from the unfortunate freshman year throughout a student's senior year. AP offers college-level curricula to high school students, which not only offers such a high leveled curriculum but turns them into all nighters. To satisfy the desperate needs of your average Americunt colleges and universities, students push all their effort to make their momma and poppa happy so they know they're a successful motherfucking math geek.

The lame, midget retarded people out there who commit their lives to doing AP whom are usually white trash faggots, tend find studying the shit out of textbooks as a living and soon slowly find themselves in a deep ass fucking void called an insane insomniac with no life. When they find out the oh so wonderful college they wanted to go to for so long while they go brag about being the first family member to be going to college; their college declines to accept them. It's common sense to see how the entire AP curriculum is full of bullshit and for crying out loud, hypocrisy. Better be off sticking to Honors leveled class or so.

Some scientists say that usually the average AP student doesn't execute performances well due to lack of sleep. Gee, I wonder why.

Introduction

AP is overall, and can be well spent in your opinion (which you'd be crazy to think that way.) The usual AP class is much more faster paced than an honors level course, and yes, best to expect crazy motherfuckers in your class. The College Board desires to give students some bait, and that bait being college. Without that you'd be an unemployed, homeless hobo or work at McDonald's everyday making Chicken McNuggets. Basically, Americunts just really want to see a student just do bondage.

AP Student Routine

Let's say you have three AP classes. Now if you have two assignments that takes a week to do every night and you do have a job to help out your emo parents, you'd explode, no? Well, that's the purpose of AP. To make you explode.

They go to school, arrive in one of their classes, and then you get shoved a bunch of work at. The evil College Board and most especially the AP teachers out there just goes ahead and gives out a shitton of work. Unfortunately for the sad high school students of the United States of Americunt, president Barack Obama decided to put his halfassed political efforts into the College Board. No wonder the country sucks; the student's future is depending on if they stay up all night or not, which is virtually impossible if you don't want to risk insomnia.

AP Courses

There are currently 37 bastardized courses and exams available through the AP Program created by wannabe basement-dwellers who ultimately does hate teenagers, which all lies in the fact all of them are literally the same subject; just a different question so teachers don't pull a Cheeyev. Usually, AP students that really devote themselves to the AP program usually have no mother, due to suicide with drugs caused by a failed abortion of your little brother. Taking these courses does have your usual AP student waste their own life for their satisfaction of a college's approval to allow the fucking geek into their enrollment to make emo friends, in which in reality they’re just lonely. The time when college comes is when an AP student thinks they're just going to find a random hot girl and ask if they would like sex, when really, they're a reincarnation of a dead white devil who don't really give two fucks about your unfortunate self. Here is a few of them if you want to waste your time reading:

Best if you fail. You'd avoid more stress that way. Thanks bro.

• AP Art History - Like anybody cares about art history, Americunts decided to go make a course specializing in that to bore the human mind.

• AP Biology - A course usually taught by freakishly tall, large women. Like most AP Courses, AP Biology will overwhelm you with a 1,000 page textbook to take home and read everyday.

• AP Calculus - Well, guess what. If you pass/passed this, you were on meth, and you're an official math geek and you will be bullied for the rest of your life. Congratulations to you if you have already took and passed AP Calculus flawlessly. Clearly the Americunt Nation wanted to give high school students a taste of Satan Claus's Pit. (which that's where Americunts probably come from.)

• AP Human Geography - Currently the only AP Course the unfortunate freshmen have to go through. A well majority students fail the AP test they provide.

• AP United States History or APUSH - A synonym for hell. If you dislike math and science, you might find this your favorite AP class. You'd have to memorize a lot of bullshit nobody really cares about nowadays, though. But still, you'd be a geek.

• AP World History - Usually the second AP class high school students get. Requires a lot of memorization like AP United States History. Also another course where you study shit nobody gives a single fuck about.

Scoring

Well of course, if you plan to go through torture you'd have to go through something called an AP Test. Usually they are made of an extremely large multiple choice part, and a stressing essay part. You'll have limited time. Americunts actually do have the time to grade three million of these kinds of tests. That's how sad they exactly are.

Getting a five.

See: Low-life or Victim. Seriously though, if you got a five you must have really sacrificed your life or something.

Getting a four.

See: Nerd

Getting a one.

See: Normal person

A typical AP student who would get a 5.

See also

• SAT
• School
• College
• Asians
• Test
• Americunt
• High school
• Waste
• Stupidity
• Fuck My Life - A high school AP student.

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