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This page documents the crologies of GG failures.
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GG Goes Through Plane Glass Window
For those who don't remember Master Dong was GG's Kung-Fu teacher. He taught GG how take someone out in the trachea which was shown in GG Sux 6 -Big Trouble in Little Richmond-. Even though GG's moves were about as smooth as the pokemon Onix taking a rock shit he got many trophies which he displayed in his videos where he was screaming at the trolls.
George had done a lot of shit to get on Master Dong's nerves in the early 2000's. In one incident he tried to steal a trophy from Master Dong so GG could say he had a brown belt. Rumor has it that GG tried to touch a little boy in showers while he was there. This enraged The Master and supposedly threw him through the dojo window. However according to George this isn't true and what happened was he was mouthing off to a guy in a bar telling him no one tells him what to do and then a group of bikers proceeded to throw him out the window since they disrespected him. It was all because he was hitting on one of the biker's girlfriends. Whatever you want to believe both tales are lulzy and shows the huge indestructible ego GG has.
Grand Master Dong's profile from his website
Grand Master Dong's Facebook Page
Gorgeous George and the Denny's Debacle
Rumor has it that sometime in the 90's, George became confrontational with a person who he supposedly overheard talking smack about him and his shitty public access show. This is what allegedly happened The G.A.Y. was eating there and he over heard this guy named Matt talking shit about his FAT ASS from a few booths away. Matt was with his little brother and his girlfriend. Fat G.A.Y. Yarid went over and confronted Matt. G.A.Y. then said some SICK SHIT to Matt's TEN year old brother and took Matt's keys! So Matt told GG they were? gunna take it outside!
Matt was walking out the door and turned around to clock the 350 pound douche when the fat pig tried to sucker punch him! Too bad when? he did GG tripped on his FAT GUT and Matt landed a haymaker and a roundhouse kick to the shit's FAT COCK SUCKING FACE! when GG tried to get up, Matt's HOT SEXY EROTIC girlfriend rushed outside and pulled out a can of mace from her purse and PWNED him with it! The cops came and took the fat away, George was crying the whole time. George admitted this happened on the hooker vid, he should remember it as he was the only one at Denny's over 350 lbs!
The Zopilote Era
When zopilote moved to Richmond, the first thing that popped into his head was to go fuck with Gorgeous George. He took one of his friends with him and visited the studio after GG's show, making his best attempt to make friends with Gorgeous George. He pulls a promise out of Gorgeous George to let him be a guest on the next show. Project Georgehem had begun.
A massive effort began on livejournal, some Richmond forums, and on the VCU campus to organize a mob to flood the public access studio during GG's next show. On the day of GG's next performance, several phone-calls were made by interested parties to ensure that GG would actually be on that night. All responses were positive: Gorgeous George's show would go on. Shortly before the show, the crowd gathered outside Richmond's Siegel Center. A cursory headcount revealed a figure around 50 people.
Upon reaching the TV station, zopilote banged on the door and waited for a representative of rva public access to speak to. No answer. He tried several times. Still nothing. It didn't take long for the mob that followed him to begin assisting, banging on all the doors and windows and screaming a frequent taunt such as "COME ON OUT AND FACE US, YOU FAT FAGGOT!" However, inside the studio Gorgeous George was not there to answer their demands. His show had been spontaneously canceled to make way for an interview with the man running as a Presidential candidate for the Libertarian Party, Michael Badnarik. Given the circumstances, the staff of the public access TV studio came to the only logical conclusion: that a rogue pro-establishment terrorist group had come to assassinate the Libertarian candidate. They called the police, and within minutes there were more flashing lights outside the TV studio than there are at a rave. Faced with armed and angry law enforcement agents, the crowd dispersed.
2005
George Strikes Back
On 30 June 2005, just two days after this article first went live, George sent Weev the following highly erotic e-mail (Note: emails are sic):
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Within the hour, he sent another one:
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Conclusion: (sick)
2007
Gorgeous George 2007 Episode (GG likes to be sexually whipped)
In this video GG displays some sexual activities(around the 7:30 mark) by having a woman whipping him and apparently gets turned on by this. This just goes to show that GG has no problem being the bitch!
Note: The title of the video is "2010 Show 2 Part 2: The Gorgeous George Show", The part where GG is being whipped is from a 2007 episode.
2008
George Yarid Cleaning Services
On December 29 George applied for a business license. Since GG is so sleek and suave you'd think he opened up a gloryhole club but nope he went in to the cleaning game. For $19.99 George will cum to your house in a maid's outfit and suck you off though a portable gloryhole. Needless to say since his house looks like something straight out of Hoarders his business went under fairly quickly bringing lulz to Richmond and the interwebs
A link to GG's "Business License"
Fat fuck strikes back, and gets pranked again
In late 2008, the Gorgeous George show made a low key return to television. Despite the valiant efforts of ED to stir up potential win, the return apparently went unnoticed. An update on the fat man's site ("To all those people looking for insults from the callers and the prank callers, look again") pretty much confirms a lulz genocide, and can only be attributed to Jew. Hilariously, the pig is also charging money for subscription to his blog, and for DVDs of his failure of a show. Clips from the 2008 season are available his site, and show that his show remains a powerful message, and a shining beacon of hope amongst tumultuous times of shallow, uninspired and unfunny television: as well as the fact that George has lost no weight, Kevin still scares the shit out of me, the production values of the show are still shit, etc etc etc etc etc etc. And ultimately, no-one prank called the fucker. Epic, merciless phail has swept Richmond. In more recent news GG has been commenting on various Youtube videos such as Gorgeous George with Hooker. Although he threatens to take the videos down, it's been several months and nothing has happened proving that even Youtube hates Gorgeous George.
He is still around, voting down comments but he is too chicken shit to say anything. George, why didn't you show up to the bars.. it's just a fight. Now everyone knows that you're a coward, along with the huge list of other things which make you a piece of shit. Now, he has gotten the Gorgeous George with a Hooker video along with a bunch of other videos taken down. They were quickly re-uploaded making the fat fuck's victory short lived. Though apparently, the youtube staff is rubbing George's dong for him and now almost all the Gorgeous George videos have been removed.
The latest activity from The Large One, comes from a prank call made to his personal cell phone where a friendly individual tried to wish him a happy new year and being the fat raging froggy faggot that he is, GG exploded into a flurry of QQing with much lulz to ensue.
2009
2009 was such a banner year for GG. Barrack Obama got in to office and the fat pig had a extra bounce in his belly. It was such a great year that GG declared that it's 4evar 2009 on his website.
Fat Fuck goes on a tirade
Recently Mr. No-Sense-Of-Humor decided to whine and bitch to YouTube that his videos from his show are being used without his permission (In other words he pulled a DMCA card from the same pocket he keeps his twinkies in) Being the selfish Mama's boy he says "...and what I have on youtube on GG on DVD account are the ones and only ones related to Gorgeous George that are going to be on there." In the same weezing breath he also admits there is nothing he can do about people making videos with his likeness. So apparently if you want to put GG's head on a turd while he does the Cha Cha that's OK.
While watching the videos you'll notice a couple of things:
- His desk is cluttered with trash.
- He stole a bunch of trophies from Salvation Army.
- He still uses Video Tapes which makes sense because his sense of aesthetics hasn't changed since George Michael was in the closet.
- He got a dirty Sanchez from Kevin.
- He has a mullet.
- He put on another 100 pounds.
Unfortunately, GG took down those videos off of Youtube but thanks to the Taiwanese you can watch GG's butthurt again in it's original glory.
Here's The Truth (Part 1)
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/AOl-F3WntIU/
Here;s The Truth (Part 2)
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/6CjqIkoYOyE/
Pollard Park incident
Sometime in 2009, a bunch of young kids were insulting "The Large One" telling him he's not in shape or fit, but FAT! This caused GG to go Irate and GG proceeded to go on a tirade(shocker)and while he was jumping up and down in a fit of rage, GG's 2 inch dong was exposed to the the young children because his G-Unit shorts didnt properly cover his private area. The cops were called immediately, however it is unknown what happened to GG as a result of this incident. But to be on the safe side, its best that you dont allow your kids to go to Pollard Park so they dont encounter this SICK FUCK!
GG on Ebay
Due to GG trolling at its zenith in '09 George thought he could make some money off of his infamy. He created a ebay account so he could sell his "Best of the Gorgeous George Show" DVD. He even made a youtube account to promote his spasticly edited DVD. The problem being that there was no prank calls or GG raging or being butthurt. Just his zzzzzzz comedy sketches. He sold a total of three copies. One went to Kevin the other two went to his muh muh.
The SA goons saw this as a opportunity to troll him further by making their own DVD featuring the prank calls and other fail. Selling hundreds of copies deeply hurting George causing him to shut down his ebay account for good. Not before selling what has to be one of the queerest items evar featured by a lolcow.
So George went to his Barbie doll house and grabbed a ken doll. Then dropping his pants and shooting jizz all over Ken's hair. GG then grabbed his .01 pixel camera and shot pics of it to put on ebay. GG must have been in a rush because he didn't bother cleaning his garbage and clutter is clearly visible. This apparently didn't bother the bidders because this shot up to $200. It was soon discovered that GG had multiple ebay accounts and was increasing the bids to pump his ego.
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When selling a creepy doll made in your own image it is important to have as much clutter and garbage as possible -
GG is still using the VCR and cheap Sears TV featured in this picture. (giggle)
GG Scams a guy on Ebay
Sometime ago GG had a batman collection he was trying to sell on ebay. Some dumbass bought it and it took GG weeks to ship it out then when the guy received it was mangled and dirty (because it was a figure GG used to shove up his ass). When the guy asked for a refund GG accused him of lying (In GG's world it is everyone elses fault but his). You can read the guys account of his experience with GG here:
"ebay user WARNING: georgey804 (Gorgeous George)"
When asked George had this to say:
2010
Gorgeous George show 1994-2010
The following message was sent out by the fat tranny at sometime on youtube.
ggshowrules 1 day ago "I've currently have decided with long thought and going back in forth to retire from the Gorgeous George Show. It pains me , but it is no longer fun anymore. I might change my mind about this, but for now, there will not be a 6 week season for the show, due to personal stuff that I'm dealing with. I might change my mind in the future and restart the show, but at this time, there will not be a 2010 season."
He`s pretty much saying that he is too butt hurt to do any of his horrible shitty shows and wants to quit.Which means that the goons have defeated G.A.Y and have ended the fats streak of false copyright flagging.
G.A.Y. followed up with this message.
ggshowrules 1 week ago "Sixteen years worth of priceless memories. I will be back, count on it."
Fat Pig Lied, There WAS a 2010 season!
Photos of G.A.Y. from the 2010 season
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2010 season "BIGGER,FATTER, G.A.Y.ER! -
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Evidence of GG being a result of inbred
The GAY recently stated he was retiring from his crappy show due to burnout. In all actuality, he only said that to use it as a decoy so none of the prank callers would call into his shitty show and make it worse(better). Therefore this signifies that George will always be stubborn and host his stupid show, and therefore, The Goons all over the internet should always have their phones ready to prank call the FAT! Here are videos of his 2010 season
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Note: George continues to look unkept and looks like he still needs to bathe. Also no surprise he has gained even more weight(no joke) this guy is easily weighing 400lbs! FAT FUCKING-
The G.A.Y. Life
GG has fallen on fat times and is looking for any kind of entertainment work. He is so desperate that he is signing up at all of these entertainment agencies on the Internet like Voice 123 which is a agency that hires voice talent (Obviously, DUH!).
Apparently he can do impersonations of all the current and great celebrities that all of the kiddies go gaga over these days like Howard Cosell, Ronald Reagan and Walter Cronkite. As you can see GG is up to date with all the happenings in our world.
He also says that he provides adult content which is code for he wants to do a video where he “Rubs dongs with your Daddy.”
If you want to hire GG you can go to http://voice123.com/georgeyarid The G.A.Y. profile on voice123.com BALEETED
Back in the spring of '10 he got pranked on his youtube account. GG actually thought he was going to fly to L.A. and shoot a comedy pilot for a show on the UHF channel KDOC & a pilot for a late night talk show. (giggle)
Space Mountain Barges on Richmond radio
12-21-10
Gorgeous George got over 45 complaints for his radio show and because of that he is now banned from 1450 WCLM. This was mainly due to a perverted “cover” of "Chestnuts Roasting on an open fire" (He also cursed several times during the show which didn’t help either). For example, instead of singing “Merry Christmas” he sung “Merry Clitmas” (Clever, ain’t he?) then there was a part of the song where he talked about molesting women from ages 1-93. Not only is he a pervert and possible rapist but child molester as well. This all happened within the first 15 minutes of the show.
Then for the next 30 minutes Gorgeous George got butthurt and whined and bitched about Sara. Basicaly calling her a lying whore (considering how much he loved Sue, that would still be an upgrade). He then, in a lame attempt, pretended that she called the show. The problem is the pod on her channel was so low that it was inaudible. Just like his Public Access show, he doesn't know how to control the equipment (mainly because his fingers were still sticky from eating Popeye's chicken); however, the last time he played it, the audio sounded suspiciously similar to Brenda. She has neither confirmed or denied this, then the idiot at the end of the show took calls and got pranked (what a fucking surprise). You can listen to the show here (5 parts):
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It was later learned that GG bought the time to be on the air once again lying that the station gave him the show.
Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION"
Recently, the splooge haired pudgey accidently messaged a goon on youtube with some news, thinking they were PsychicBrenda1. It was about how his worthless ass doesn't in fact make a SIX INCOME FIGURE (Big surprise, right?), and is close to losing his "MANSION" that mommy gave him.
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Maybe this will teach GG a little bit of humility. Now that he's soon to be cut from his mother's FAT, putrid, umbilical cord and has to deal with the REAL WORLD. A world where coupon sales and Takeout Taxi don't pay the mortgage. Could this be the end of the road for GG? The final nail in the coffin? Did George's entire existence finally DIE?!? I guess we just have to wait and see!...or maybe not because GG still lives in his muhmuh's house. He does this by working 12 hour days seven days a week. Something that all successful six-income-figure people do. :3
GG has multiple restraining orders
In 2010 one of the trolls found GG's criminal records. He probed further and found that he has several restraining orders from multiple women. Just proves that when GG can't get his gal he'll baw, bitch and look at you through your windows while he faps furiously until he gets his way.
2011
Fat Fuck Goes On A Tirade....Again!( January 2011 edition)
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You Take The Cake George
Recently "The FAT White Tailed Mullet" observed his 43rd birthday, which to many is a huge shock due to having clogged arteries from always stuffing his fat face with food and still not yet having a stroke because of it.Some of the following photos shows how the Fat Pig prepares himself for eating his meals.
Gorgeous George Show Season 17(and potentially last...nah GG is being a drama queen)
On October 27,2011 the fat came back for a 17th season of his train wreck of a “show” (still on public access only because the people at UPN hadn’t noticed it yet.) In typical fashion GG proceeded to make an ass of out of himself and remind the world why he’s hated so much. Using his single old warty man mask (which now has a bigger cut on the bottom to get gg’s ever increasing chins inside) to make “hilarious skits”, along with Kevin acting as GG’s bitch monkey playing along doing whatever GG said because if he didn’t there’d be spankings after the show (probably would be anyways). George’s quality skits were backed up by a black guy with glasses, nick named “MC Special Ed”, who appears dead behind the eyes.
In the 3rd episode GG was trying to “care okee” What Kind of Love? By Rodney Crowell when his place got lost. Lulz ensued as he went ape shit, started cussing at the people in the back “Don’t like it? Get the fuck out of here. This is bullshit!” and yelling five times in a row to “RAISE IT UP!” in reference to him not being able to hear the song he was ruining.
After the first episode a Goon on YT called “westernestates” decided to make a review of GG’s show. This angered the fatass and he got it taken down. Unable to contain his rage GG then proceeded to use his allotment of snack food money for the week and go to the library to print off black and white copies of several of the goons faces. He then wore them later in the 3rd episode of the season in a segment called “Goon Dating”. After he was done “showing the Goons whose boss” he proceeded to go batshit insane and destroy the pictures with a golf club and pour Pepto-Bismol on them (which was really left over from his earlier 6 hour binge at nacho mamas).
On his 5th episode GG brought in a random cab driver named Bo he worked with (secretly a meth head, Sue’s buddy?) who GG was promoting some music the guy had done. While still lame and stupid the music ability and video Bo made was still over 9000x better than anything GG could ever hope to do. George has since used Bo in skits making fun of the goons (bringing back his black and white goon masks) and ‘giving the goons the spotlight’ even though gg swears he never does this.
2012
Something Awful thinks GG is passe
Sometime during 2012 the mods on Something Awful got a huge corncob wedged and abandoned most of the lulzy material on their site including Gorgeous George. People who have tried making posts about him have either been mocked, suspended or banned. Considering the mods have the collective sense of humor of Chris Chan this is no surprise. It just reinforces the point that you are better off giving your $10 to some AIDS ridden meth whore then giving it to lowtax
The Gorgeous Interview
Back on April 3, 2012 Style Weekly of Richmond did a article on GG's RCAN channel 95 in Richmond. While it focused mainly on Public Access in general GG managed to squeeze himself in to it. A whole three paragraphs of a multiple page article. Even though it barely mentioned him he still acted like his usual pompous ass self. Even though GG thought this was important he didn't bother to groom himself for the picture as he didn't shave and his complexion was greasy as hell.
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Funny how GG claims he is so popular yet his own local news magazine didn't know who he was before this article was written just proving even more that he is a internet nobody. Sort of hard to take away Jimmy's job when his janitor has never heard of you.
Gorgeous George 2012 Radio Show (June 2012)
George apparently had enough money left over from his taxi job that he decided to spend it on another radio show. As usual GG spent the whole time bitching about people on the internet who make fun of him and threatens them with lawsuits because they continue to upload the prank call videos that he says he doesn't need copyright or need to register them to the library of congress to flag them (in reality its just because he doesn't want people to see what a complete jackass he is in those videos, so if you have them upload them and share them with others. And tell others to do the same) All in all the entire 100 minutes GG spent on the airwaves was him just airing his dirty laundry and being butthurt that people continue to make fun of him.
G.A.Y. the False Flaggot
Recently George claimed that he was too busy to keep track of what the goons do online. After all the G.A.Y. “has a freakin’ life”. Well on August 23, 2012 one goon challenged him by uploading his videos to youtube non-stop. It wasn’t long before the first ones were false flagged. To relieve his butthurt the G.A.Y. went out for a walk and the whole Eastern Seaboard felt it. The result of George's first exercise in years 08-23-12
After GG’s Earth shattering stroll he went and false flagged even more videos. His typical day looks something like this. A day in the life of George
It was the conclusion of the goons that GG sits in front of the computer all day rubbing his dong as he types his name in to jewtube and jewgle. The only time GG really gets off of his duff is when he sticks a whole box of twinkes down his gullet.
Gorgeous George goes on a tirade against the internet for the 3rd year in a row! (7-23-2012 edition)
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It should be of note that GG uploaded the same videos to three youtube accounts because he's afraid that everyone will false flag them. What GG the false flagging hypocrite doesn't realize is only faggots and cowards do that.
Also GG finally admitted to driving a taxi & selling coupons for a living. Believe it or not up until this point he actually tried to convince the netz that he was affluent, living in a huge mansion with ties to many celebrities. Sort of hard to claim you're shitting out money when you got a huge mortgage and are selling some elderly lady coupons for White Castle during the day and driving methed out trannys to Fieldens at night.
August 2012 Exposing Incidents
There have been several reports that George once again exposed himself, this time to a poor unfortunate young lady. Apparently GG walked into the grocery store (So he could continue to STUFF HIS FAT FACE!) to do more grocery shopping after he ate his 6th trips worth of groceries that day, when he went up to the female cash register and tried to hit on her, which she denied him (SHOCKER!) George then unzipped his pants and as he proceeded to whip out his 2inch dong, George shouted at her "You haven't had the opportunity to see Gorgeous George in the RAW BABY!" The girl screamed and called for management to report what just happened. GG, with his pants still halfway down, became startled and ran out the door with his bare ass still showing for everyone to see, quickly got into his car and before he got the chance to shut the door completely, GG floored it, spilling some of his leftover groceries from one of his stops earlier and left a trail of rice krispies and milk in the entire parking lot.
Then to top the cherry on the fail sundae he was caught doing something else earlier in the month. GG was spotted at a little league game. At some point he had to go to the port-o-potty (Probably because him and Matt were getting hot and bothered at the young boys in their uniform). He was masterbauting with a fevered fury when a person who had to actually go opened the door. That's right, GG was too stupid and horny to lock the door. He immediately became embarrassed and ran out with his pants half off. In his hasty exit he wasn't looking and tripped over a rock on the way to the parking lot.
2013
The Magic Matt Saga
On July 2,2011. It was discovered that George's former co-host "Magical Matt" (AKA Matthew Patrick Tatum) who he mentions on his website, was arrested on July 9,2001 for AGGRAVATED SEXUAL BATTERY ! Seems like GG surrounds himself with self-loathing garbage and social outcasts.(You know like he says that the goons are a bunch of social outcasts) Once again the irony is mind boggling.
Here's the link showing the mugshot Matthew Patrick Tatum (Magical Matt, GG's former co-host at the beginning of his show)and his charges! This man has been nominated for the huge stud award for seven years in a row.
GG believing that Matt was 100% innocent had no qualms about a child rapist moving in to his home. He defended him to everyone that confronted him about his decision until sometime in 2013 when in another lolsuit Matt testified against him. Apparently child fucking is OK but not the backstabbing in the back. GG bawed, told Matt to pack his kiddie porn and threw him out immediately, once again giving lulz to the masses.
This is the video where GG talks about the incident. He speaks in code but fails as he mentioned that this is the person who he started the show off with in the '90s. Starts @ the 8:22 mark.
Fontaine has deaded
Back in early 2013 GG found out that his beloved pet had a tumor in his nose. The vets said his prognosis wasn't good and he should probably be put to sleep. GG being the selfish psychopath decided he would raise the money and prolong his dogs suffering. The first thing he did was curse out the vet that treated Fontaine saying that he donated thousands of dollars a year and he should get special treatment. When that failed GG e-begged on several websites asking for $5,000. He raised a total of $80. Instead of admitting failure GG prolonged his dogs agony for months until (what a shocker) he died. The first thing GG did was buy radio time on RCAN so he could bitch about it.
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Gorgeous George The Documentary
Brandon Hardesty best known for his mediocre acting, late night TV appearances and Gorgeous George Parodies made a documentary of the fat pig. It's been something that he planned for years but GG didn't entertain the idea until recently due to his immense butthurt. On GG's last show in 2013 Brandon dropped by and was given the red carpet treatment. It's lulzy because Brandon was at one time GG's archenemy. There are already signs the documentary is in trouble including the fact that GG thinks it's a joint effort. We all know GG rules his image with an iron fist and if Brandon is not careful it will look like the North Korean documentary A Day In The Life. Well the documentary was completed in January and Brandon has been shopping it to various film festivals with zero success so far.
Starts at the 52 minute mark:
George confirms that this 30 minute treasure will eventually be uploaded to youtube. There will be no history of GG being a lolcow (as suspected) and George claims that this documentary is hilarious. There hasn't been a Lollercaust like this since Chris Chan drank his own semen with Fanta coincidentally George's beverage of choice.
2014
New Tactics For Harassment
Under youtube's new rules it is much more easier to win copyright appeal which made the fat one to throw a temper tantrum on the floor of his house causing a small Earthquake. Since GG is not contempt with people having negative opinions of him, George has developed new ways of false flagging videos including privacy invasion, inappropriate content, etc. because you can't appeal those strikes. Thus he wrote another butthurt tirade on his youtube page.
LULZ :D the irony. George has not grasped the concept that negative opinions on youtube can be avoided if you don't watch the videos. Instead he claims that his detractors obsess over them which is the furthest thing from the truth. Of course GG was projecting as all he does is thinks about how he can crush his enemies with the weight of his fat body. GG even says it "If you love me I will always be in your heart.If you hate me I will always be on your mind.". Well George you must love those goons because they are always on your mind like a plate of greasy nachos.
The 20th anniversary of The Gorgeous George Show and the cancellation
One of the things that George brags most about is the fact that he has been on public access for years and therefore means he's ultra talented. The thing that George always leaves out is all you have to renew your show is to sign a couple papers. For George the act of reaching for his pen and signing a piece of paper is a week of exercise.
RCAN to celebrate George's 20th anniversary on the air has cancelled his show. Due to budget cuts and many complaints from viewers RCAN is closing its doors. This is probably due to the fact that George would frequently eat the stage when the staff didn't buy him 100 McRibs.
Needless to say this crushed George as his show was the only way he could stroke off his 1 inch ego. This hasn't detoured GG from making himself a laughing stock elsewhere as he plans on buying more radio time and making videos for youtube that no one will pay attention to.
GG 2014 Prank Calls
With GG changing his number constantly you'd think it'd be impossible to prank call him but security has been lax at the Yarid residence.
Some nigger confronted GG about attempting to put his cheese sperm into his Girlfriend's vagina. GG acts like he doesn't know who it is but GG using his Playa' hand bitch slapped him off the phone then George proceeded to cry in to his KFC bucket because no one has touched his finger lickin' thighs since Bush was in office.
Since everyone has been calling him lately GG has tried his best to avoid the phone but the curiosity got the best of him once again. Maybe because he thought a can of used KFC grease was on the other side of the phone. Listen as GG tries with all his restraint not to yell at this stranger on the phone.
You'd think with these new wave of prank calls that he'd just unplug his rotary phone. We know he can't pay to change it because he has got to pay two mortgages and his job to drive his precious taxi.
UPDATE - George in a failed attempt at raging false flagged the Youtube video. In his infinite wisdom forgetting that you can't false flag Soundcloud files. FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY!
The "Secret" GG interview -The Gorgeous George Show goes bye bye in 2015-
George letting his guard down again revealed many juicy bits about his "life" to the same troll.
The documentary that Brandon Hardesty is making on George has been completed. Thus the most boring film since Ishtar has been thrusted upon the Earth. It has been confirmed that GG's history as a lolcow was not included making it anti-lulz. Brandon is currently sending the film to various festivals. I'm sure it will be shown at Sundance and Cannes in no time.
Also the Gorgeous George Show is finally coming to a end. A sudden ticket tape parade was thrown in new york and people were so happy and excited by the news that a sudden orgy broke out. The station lost all of its funding from George gorging himself at Carl's Jr. George says he will focus on his Podcast (In other words uploading ten hour tl;dr videos on youtube where he just says derp derp derp with plenty of dead air.). Considering most of his videos have 10 views or less I'm sure George will gain great success.
Other than the typical bawing by George he does his usual straw man grand standing. Claiming that all of his haters are secretly attracted to him and or admire him. In one case he bitches about one troll being gay and calling him "that mashed potato face guy". George not seeing the irony that his face looks like it has been through the cheese grater at Taco Bell several times over.
GG 2014 Bawfest
George not knowing when to stfu bawed to another troll who he thought was someone he was suing. In the conversation George said non-G.A.Y. comments such as "I'm going to stuff that pork in your mouth." and "I'm going to fix your fucking ass". Also George reveals his ulterior motives for suing and that's so he can win money from the families of the defendants. George not realizing that once a child is 18 that a parent is no longer responsible for their kids. Derp!
Bawfest part 2 -A Challenger Appears-
George in his non-stop rage bawed to another troll. This time George didn't know what he was in for as he got more epically pwned than usual. Some dutch guy made a video about George not knowing about his lolcow past. He then proceeded to send a polite message to the fat fuck to see why his video was flagged. This enraged George as usual and accused him of being several other trolls. In GG's universe on three people troll him and everyone else worships the ground he walks on. The troll had some balls as he not only told GG his real name and address but he also gave him his IP address. This leaving GG impotent gave one of the worst comebacks ever.
The Mass GG Video Upload of 2014
With his upcoming documentary soon to be released George actually has felt comfortable enough to upload some of his old shows. George is more than likely doing it because his delusional ego thinks he still has a shot taking Jimmy Kimmel's job. The problem for George is the videos have prank callers massively pwning him, skits which make 99% of the videos on youtube look professional in comparison, also some of the things he has admitted in videos make him even more vile than he already is. For example in one video George defends a Pageant he held in which many people complained that it looked like child pornography. Which is interesting because his first co-host Magic Matt is a convicted pederast. George used to defend his convicted pedo friend until he backstabbed him in the back at court. Beside that he does a lot of derpy things as usual like claiming to read fan mail in one video when you clearly see it was a phone bill. There was also another video where GG shot a skit video at a conference room of a Holiday Inn, screws up the audio mix of the craptastic skit video then towards the end explodes on camera (editing most of it out). It makes you wonder if GG is wanting even more trolls in his life. :D
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