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PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A RECYCLING OF THE AURORA INCIDENT. CALM THE FUCK DOWN PEOPLE!! |
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Newtown, Connecticut - Dressed in blue shirt and sporting a bowl haircut, a sweet young homosexual was forced against his will into a Connecticut elementary school Friday where various weapons opened fire, shattering the quiet of this southern New England town and leaving the nation reeling as the story was forcibly shit down their throats by every television and radio station on the planet.
Within minutes, 26 people were dead at Sandy Hook Elementary School -- 20 of them children, leading officials to later revise the body count to 16 people dead, explaining that children only count as half a person. Among the six adults killed were Dawn Hochsprung, the school's beloved principal, and school psychologist Mary Sherlach.
The shooters, identified by law enforcement officials as a semi-automatic .223 Bushmaster, a Glock and a Sig Sauer. The weapons were legally purchased by Lanza's mother, before turning violent and killing her, after which forcing eventual victim Adam Lanza to carry them to the school where they proceed to try and top Cho's high score.
— Andrew Cuomo, Usenet pedophile |
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Obambo's take on it
—Fuck running the country, brats are getting killed up in this bitch |
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- Cho Seung-Hui: The OG school shooter
- Budd Dwyer: The OG Hero
- Connecticut: The Wonderful State
- Guns: Instrument of choice
- Fad: This story