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== The Man, The Legend == | == The Man, The Legend == | ||
[[Image:Ilikeknives.JPG|thumb|left|this shit is [[Lie|GROUNDBREAKING]]]] | [[Image:Ilikeknives.JPG|thumb|left|this shit is [[Lie|GROUNDBREAKING]]]] | ||
The sad truth is that Livecorpse was a talentless faggot named "Adam Fulton." Adam lived in poverty, sucking dick so that he could afford his daily crack fix, and being the first spammer to fill Newgrounds with his generally pathetic bullshit about his twisted deviant desires. | The sad truth is that Livecorpse was a talentless faggot named "[[Powerword|Adam Fulton]]." Adam lived in poverty, sucking dick so that he could afford his daily crack fix, and being the first spammer to fill Newgrounds with his generally pathetic bullshit about his twisted deviant desires. | ||
One day, he was drinking fire-water with an [[Injun]] friend of his, who, due to the red man's extreme weakness for alcohol, attempted to give Adam the gift of suprise [[buttsecks]]. This, combined with the fact his Pimp/Landlord had beaten his ass the night before for not having the jewgold ready to pay off rent, finally drove him over the edge. Adam "poked" the big red savage with a knife, in an attempt to "warn him to knock it off." The savage redskin fled into the night, and contacted the cops. Adam took flight, and in his escape, he shot a cop but failed to kill him. | One day in June of [[2004]], he was drinking fire-water with an [[Injun]] friend of his, who, due to the red man's extreme weakness for alcohol, attempted to give Adam the gift of suprise [[buttsecks]]. This, combined with the fact his Pimp/Landlord had beaten his ass the night before for not having the jewgold ready to pay off rent, finally drove him over the edge. Adam "poked" the big red savage with a knife, in an attempt to "warn him to knock it off." The savage redskin fled into the night, and contacted the cops. Adam took flight, and in his escape, he shot a cop but failed to kill him. | ||
Adam hid from the police for the next few days, basically living a Real-Life GTA game in which he stole cars, ran over hookers, and became king of the streets. Well, not really, he basically cowered in a dumpster that substituted for his now-unavailable [[hugbox]]. | Adam hid from the police for the next few days, basically living a Real-Life GTA game in which he stole cars, ran over hookers, and became king of the streets. Well, not really, he basically cowered in a dumpster that substituted for his now-unavailable [[hugbox]]. | ||
On June 11, 2004, afraid that he would never escape prison without [[Bubba]] expanding his ass to easily accommodate a size 9 shoe, Adam snuck back into his apartment, wrote a suicide e-mail, sent it to his family and [[Tom Fulp]] (neither of whom really gave a fuck) and then became [[an hero]]. | |||
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Latest revision as of 22:09, 13 March 2024
Livecorpse was an ordinary flash animator on newgrounds that churned out the typical McFlash shit that is consumed daily by the Newgrounds masses: Lots of flash animations with plenty of pointless violence, in other words - EVERY FLASH ON NEWGROUNDS. He was hailed for making at least 100 flash animations in his career, but some argue that his self-pwnage was his ultimate artistic creation.
The Man, The Legend
The sad truth is that Livecorpse was a talentless faggot named "Adam Fulton." Adam lived in poverty, sucking dick so that he could afford his daily crack fix, and being the first spammer to fill Newgrounds with his generally pathetic bullshit about his twisted deviant desires.
One day in June of 2004, he was drinking fire-water with an Injun friend of his, who, due to the red man's extreme weakness for alcohol, attempted to give Adam the gift of suprise buttsecks. This, combined with the fact his Pimp/Landlord had beaten his ass the night before for not having the jewgold ready to pay off rent, finally drove him over the edge. Adam "poked" the big red savage with a knife, in an attempt to "warn him to knock it off." The savage redskin fled into the night, and contacted the cops. Adam took flight, and in his escape, he shot a cop but failed to kill him.
Adam hid from the police for the next few days, basically living a Real-Life GTA game in which he stole cars, ran over hookers, and became king of the streets. Well, not really, he basically cowered in a dumpster that substituted for his now-unavailable hugbox.
On June 11, 2004, afraid that he would never escape prison without Bubba expanding his ass to easily accommodate a size 9 shoe, Adam snuck back into his apartment, wrote a suicide e-mail, sent it to his family and Tom Fulp (neither of whom really gave a fuck) and then became an hero.
The letter
This is the letter, currently unedited. Note how he actuallys says that he fears getting his ass raped.
SECOND EMAIL
—that guy that killed himself |
/Copypastaaaaaaaaa
External Links
- the newgrounds thread where teenaged faggots BAAAWWW'ed about his self-pwning
- His NG account
- [1] [2] http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/18117 a few heart-touching tributes by some NGers (not to be confused with actual Niggers, althouth both smell like shit)
- News story of SWAT standoff.
- Jeff Weise - another Newgrounds content creator. Weise actually managed to rack up a good KDR before he an hero'd (along with pwning 2 cops)