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'''''Raid: Shadow Legends''''' (or '''''Raid: Casino Dipshits''''' for veterans) is one of the most infamous gacha mobile games on the market. Every troglodyte on YouTube, Twitch, and their | {{rainbow|<small>''THIS ARTICLE IS SPONSORED BY RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS''</small>}} | ||
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[[File:raid shadow legends isis.jpg|thumb|Ads in MY [[beheading|beheading]] videos? <small>(it may be more likely than you think)</small>]] | |||
[[File:hitler-raid-shadow-legends.jpg|thumb|Raid: Shadow Legends: proud sponsor of the [[Holocaust]]]] | |||
'''''Raid: Shadow Legends''''' (or '''''Raid: Casino Dipshits''''' for veterans) is one of the most infamous gacha mobile games on the market. Raid: Shadow Legends was released on July 29, [[2018]] to zero hype or excitement. Their target audience of underage dipshits, mainly [[12 year old boy|13-year-old Asian boys]] were busy stealing their parents' credit cards to buy [[Fortnite]] V-bucks. The Jews at Plarium Games realized no one wanted to play such a shitty, shallow, uninspired fantasy "[[MMORPG]]" game unless their favorite influencers shilled it. Every troglodyte on [[YouTube]], [[Twitch]], and their grandmother eventually started getting paid to promote this garbage. That's why it became a [[meme]] overnight. | |||
Developed by [[Israeli]] [[Jews]] that work in the casino industry (we're not fucking joking), this pile of shit is a non-stop, pound-your-ass [[Las Vegas|Vegas]]-like advertising machine. You get bombarded with ads every nanosecond between menus. All this is unregulated, of course, since no one is actually investigating this shit and because no one on the planet takes mobile gaming seriously, even though these fucking parasites are making millions off retards. If you like [[boring]] pay to win "games," it's now available on [[PC]]! | |||
==Plot== | ==Plot== | ||
Generic fantasy | |||
Oh, look! A dragon. | Oh, look! A dragon. | ||
Whoopty fuckin' doo. | Whoopty fuckin' doo. | ||
==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
A bunch of deformed retards. | A bunch of deformed retards. | ||
==Gameplay== | ==Gameplay== | ||
You set the game on Auto, and you double the speed while you cuck yourself. That's it. Also, the game makes you pay in-game silver to change items on champions... yes, we're not fucking with you. | You set the game on Auto, and you double the speed while you [[cuck]] yourself. That's it. Also, the game makes you pay in-game silver to change items on champions... yes, we're not fucking with you. Unsatisfied with your performance in PVP? Break out your credit card because there is no getting good. Raid is purely pay 2 win and you will never "win against" (pay more than) the [[no life]] [[Chinese]] whale paypigs | ||
==Gallery== | |||
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File:jesus raid shadow legends.jpg|Even [[Jesus]] needed shekels | |||
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==See Also== | |||
*[[Angry Birds]] - Shitty mobile game that somehow has more engaging gameplay than Raid: Shadow Legends | |||
*[[League of Legends]] - Chinese F2P vidya with real gameplay ([[Azns]] will still beat your ass) | |||
*[[World of Warcraft]] - What a real MMORPG looks like | |||
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Raid: Shadow Legends (or Raid: Casino Dipshits for veterans) is one of the most infamous gacha mobile games on the market. Raid: Shadow Legends was released on July 29, 2018 to zero hype or excitement. Their target audience of underage dipshits, mainly 13-year-old Asian boys were busy stealing their parents' credit cards to buy Fortnite V-bucks. The Jews at Plarium Games realized no one wanted to play such a shitty, shallow, uninspired fantasy "MMORPG" game unless their favorite influencers shilled it. Every troglodyte on YouTube, Twitch, and their grandmother eventually started getting paid to promote this garbage. That's why it became a meme overnight.
Developed by Israeli Jews that work in the casino industry (we're not fucking joking), this pile of shit is a non-stop, pound-your-ass Vegas-like advertising machine. You get bombarded with ads every nanosecond between menus. All this is unregulated, of course, since no one is actually investigating this shit and because no one on the planet takes mobile gaming seriously, even though these fucking parasites are making millions off retards. If you like boring pay to win "games," it's now available on PC!
Plot
Generic fantasy Oh, look! A dragon.
Whoopty fuckin' doo.
Characters
A bunch of deformed retards.
Gameplay
You set the game on Auto, and you double the speed while you cuck yourself. That's it. Also, the game makes you pay in-game silver to change items on champions... yes, we're not fucking with you. Unsatisfied with your performance in PVP? Break out your credit card because there is no getting good. Raid is purely pay 2 win and you will never "win against" (pay more than) the no life Chinese whale paypigs
Gallery
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Even Jesus needed shekels
See Also
- Angry Birds - Shitty mobile game that somehow has more engaging gameplay than Raid: Shadow Legends
- League of Legends - Chinese F2P vidya with real gameplay (Azns will still beat your ass)
- World of Warcraft - What a real MMORPG looks like
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