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'''Jürgen Conings''' was an [[alt-right]] [[Belgium|Belgian]] [[Army|Air Force]] corporal (previously a security guard) who tried to steal the world record for "best Hide and Seek player" in [[Europe]], first place being [[Anne Frank]]. However he couldn't wait much longer and [[An hero|ended the game]] after 2 weeks of hiding. Jürgen was the subject to a relentless manhunt by a total of 400 Belgian units, helped by [[Germany|German]], [[Dutch]] and [[Luxembourg|Luxembourger]] seeking squads. Much like [[Chris Dorner]] he | '''Jürgen Conings''' was an [[alt-right]] [[Belgium|Belgian]] [[Army|Air Force]] corporal (previously a security guard) who tried to steal the world record for "best Hide and Seek player" in [[Europe]], first place being [[Anne Frank]]. However he couldn't wait much longer and [[An hero|ended the game]] after 2 weeks of hiding. Jürgen was the subject to a relentless manhunt by a total of 400 Belgian units, helped by [[Germany|German]], [[Dutch]] and [[Luxembourg|Luxembourger]] seeking squads. Much like [[Chris Dorner]] he was doing his best to not get cornered. | ||
He was a [[Sniper|sniper elite]] that got "demoted" to the rank of armorer and firing instructor, which meant he got [[retarded|the keys of a fucking weapon depot after being put on a ''potential alt-right terrorist'' watchlist]], proving that the Belgian Army is directed by [[Bullshit|competent]] and [[Idiots|smart people]]. | He was a [[Sniper|sniper elite]] that got "demoted" to the rank of armorer and firing instructor, which meant he got [[retarded|the keys of a fucking weapon depot after being put on a ''potential alt-right terrorist'' watchlist]], proving that the Belgian Army is directed by [[Bullshit|competent]] and [[Idiots|smart people]]. | ||
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The search begun the next day, the seekers are '''Team Special Unit''' and '''Team Limburg Police'''. A report indicated that he | The search begun the next day, the seekers are '''Team Special Unit''' and '''Team Limburg Police'''. A report indicated that he was probably armed. | ||
=== May === | === May === | ||
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Gunshots were heard at the Haute Campine park: | Gunshots were heard at the Haute Campine park: | ||
* The whole park was searched in vain, a sighting in Leuven was reported: [[Fail|he | * The whole park was searched in vain, a sighting in Leuven was reported: [[Fail|he was still not found.]]<br> | ||
A federal case has been opened for "attempted murder and forbidden detention of weapon in a terrorist context". | A federal case has been opened for "attempted murder and forbidden detention of weapon in a terrorist context". | ||
* Later, the army also did a separate case to investigate, but they fucked up and now another group | * Later, the army also did a separate case to investigate, but they fucked up and now another group was investigating the army's case | ||
It has been proven that the aforementioned Audi got [[Jihad|trapped with a grenade trap]]. Also, they started pulling out the tanks. ''Man, it would be useful if he had some kind of projectile launcher to help him...''<br> | It has been proven that the aforementioned Audi got [[Jihad|trapped with a grenade trap]]. Also, they started pulling out the tanks. ''Man, it would be useful if he had some kind of projectile launcher to help him...''<br> | ||
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Around 200 people marched in support of the fugitive, saying there | Around 200 people marched in support of the fugitive, saying there was [[Bawwwww|"no right to kill"]].<br> | ||
Someone snitched by saying they saw Jurgen at the Brussels-North Station, causing a closure of the railway traffic nearby: the search happened and our hero was nowhere to be found.<br> | Someone snitched by saying they saw Jurgen at the Brussels-North Station, causing a closure of the railway traffic nearby: the search happened and our hero was nowhere to be found.<br> | ||
A french fag ex-mil tried to imitate our Belgian Rambo but [[Surrender|couldn't stay hidden for more than 5 days lol]] | A french fag ex-mil tried to imitate our Belgian Rambo but [[Surrender|couldn't stay hidden for more than 5 days lol]] | ||
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== Online == | == Online == | ||
After he went missing, people showed their support for Conings using the #jurgenconings and [[Blacklivesmatter|#jurgenlivesmatter]] [[hashtags]] on [[Twitter]] and including the group "United for Jürgen | After he went missing, people showed their support for Conings using the #jurgenconings and [[Blacklivesmatter|#jurgenlivesmatter]] [[hashtags]] on [[Twitter]] and including the group "Als 1 achter Jürgen" (United for Jürgen) on [[Facebook]], the latter being [[Administrator|administrated]] by the VP of the Flemish equivalent of the [[Hitler Youth]] (Vlaams Belang Jongeren Lier) | ||
== Statistics == | == Statistics == | ||
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{{wanted|6}} | {{wanted|6}} | ||
{{anheroes}} | {{anheroes}} | ||
[[Category:2021]] | [[Category:2021]] | ||
Latest revision as of 23:08, 11 January 2023
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| Jürgen Conings | |
| Nationality: | Flemish 
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| High Score | 0 Kills |
| Style | Hide and seek |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Title | Caporal |
| Motive | COVID-19 |
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—Jürgen, on his third goodbye letter addressed to the Belgian Army | ||
Jürgen Conings was an alt-right Belgian Air Force corporal (previously a security guard) who tried to steal the world record for "best Hide and Seek player" in Europe, first place being Anne Frank. However he couldn't wait much longer and ended the game after 2 weeks of hiding. Jürgen was the subject to a relentless manhunt by a total of 400 Belgian units, helped by German, Dutch and Luxembourger seeking squads. Much like Chris Dorner he was doing his best to not get cornered.
He was a sniper elite that got "demoted" to the rank of armorer and firing instructor, which meant he got the keys of a fucking weapon depot after being put on a potential alt-right terrorist watchlist, proving that the Belgian Army is directed by competent and smart people.
Before the Game
Before he went hiding, he left a manifesto in the form of three letters destined to the State, to the Virologists, and to the Army. In his manifesto, he threatened to attack the current regime and virologists.
He left home, went off the grid, and hid under the cloak of the night on Monday, May 17th 2020. Shortly after, he was sighted around the house of the virologist Marc van Ranst for 2 hours.
Game Timeline
The search begun the next day, the seekers are Team Special Unit and Team Limburg Police. A report indicated that he was probably armed.
May
An abandoned Audi was found containing FOUR ANTI-TANK ROCKET LAUNCHERS, weapons with ammo ; closing the nearby mosques and parks.
Team Germany, Team Luxemburg and Team Netherlands joined the Seekers team. Totaling the number of players to ≈600 seekers.
Gunshots were heard at the Haute Campine park:
- The whole park was searched in vain, a sighting in Leuven was reported: he was still not found.
A federal case has been opened for "attempted murder and forbidden detention of weapon in a terrorist context".
- Later, the army also did a separate case to investigate, but they fucked up and now another group was investigating the army's case
It has been proven that the aforementioned Audi got trapped with a grenade trap. Also, they started pulling out the tanks. Man, it would be useful if he had some kind of projectile launcher to help him...
His house got raided and it has been discovered that he left his army decorations on his parents' grave.
Nothing else happened much except that he's officially searched by Interpol and that the park reopened.
Around 200 people marched in support of the fugitive, saying there was "no right to kill".
Someone snitched by saying they saw Jurgen at the Brussels-North Station, causing a closure of the railway traffic nearby: the search happened and our hero was nowhere to be found.
A french fag ex-mil tried to imitate our Belgian Rambo but couldn't stay hidden for more than 5 days lol
Facebook started closing Jürgen's account and the support groups for "supporting a terrorist".
June
Nothing much happened yet, no trace of him even though they did search the entire east of the Limburg province.
They discovered they are an actual member of the Vlaams Belang political party.
On June 20, a politician smelled an awful stench and it turns out it was Jurgen's corpse, and he apparently an hero'd three weeks prior.
Game Over
Online
After he went missing, people showed their support for Conings using the #jurgenconings and #jurgenlivesmatter hashtags on Twitter and including the group "Als 1 achter Jürgen" (United for Jürgen) on Facebook, the latter being administrated by the VP of the Flemish equivalent of the Hitler Youth (Vlaams Belang Jongeren Lier)
Statistics
| Graded score | |
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| Kills: | 01/20 An Hero but he couldnt kill anyone on his hitlist |
| Accuracy: | 10/20 He surely couldn't miss killing himself lol |
| Style: | 3/20 Good hiding spots, proving the incompetence of the Belgian Army |
| Butthurt: | 13/20 Causes an anti-COVID outrage and the closing of mosques and entire parks |
| Bonus: | 08/20 An hero + edgy manifestos. Made a virologist hide away. |
| Total score: 27/100 (E)* | |
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See Also
Wanted Level:
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