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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dimitrious Pagourtzis'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dimitrios Pagourtzis'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 12, 2000}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 12, 2000 ({{age|2000|10|12}} years old)}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greece|Greek]] [[File:Miniflag Greece.png|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 killed, 10 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 killed, 13 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No, 7th [[high score|Notable Loser]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Bullying, romantically rejected, Edgelord Columbiner, Nobody caring about his shitty rap music, [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburgers]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Bullying, romantically rejected, Edgelord Columbiner, Nobody caring about his shitty rap music, [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburgers]]}}
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[[File:Dimitrios_Pagourtzis.jpg|thumb|Looks quite similar to [[Elliot Rodger]] and other raging virgins. Notice the [[bisexual]] heart on the cap?]]
[[File:Dimitrios_Pagourtzis.jpg|thumb|Looks quite similar to [[Elliot Rodger]] (more like Alex from [[Columbine|Elephant]]) and other raging virgins. Notice the [[bisexual]] heart on the cap?]]
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As [[Libtards]] and other [[Emma Gonzalez|dumbfuck]] [[David Hogg|children]] are calling for gun control in the aftermath of the [[Nikolas Cruz|Parkland School shooting]], 3 months later, Another mass school shooting occurs in Texas around half the magnitude of [[Columbine]]. On the morning of May 18, 2018, just when school is about to start, A gunman kicked off the school day with a fairly decent sized massacre significant enough to be known all across America within hours. Some Greek emo kid and some other loser were arrested but we all know Sam Hyde did it, right?
 
As [[Libtards]] and other [[Emma Gonzalez|dumbfuck]] [[David Hogg|children]] are calling for gun control in the aftermath of the [[Nikolas Cruz|Parkland School shooting]], 3 months later, another mass school shooting occurs in Texas around half the magnitude of [[Columbine]]. On the morning of May 18, 2018, just when school is about to start, A gunman kicked off the school day with a fairly decent sized massacre significant enough to be known all across America for a couple hours until it was promptly forgotten. Dimitrios Pagourtzis was your average school shooter Greek [[emo]] kid. Antisocial and a target of bullying, Dimi spent his friendless weekends playing [[vidya]] and shooting dad's guns. He was rejected several times by a thot named Shana Fisher so Dimi decided to go on his very own [[Elliot Rodger|day of retribution]].
 


==Dispatch & 911 call==
==Dispatch & 911 call==
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==Media response==
==Media response==
[[Old Media]] predictably falling over themselves to blame the shooting on their pet issues, with sites like [[CNN]] trying to pin the shooting on the [[Alt-right]], while conservatard media blamed video games again.
[[Old Media]] predictably falling over themselves to blame the shooting on their pet issues, with sites like [[CNN]] trying to pin the shooting on the [[Alt-right]], while conservatard media blamed video games again. David Hogg and Parkland 'Survivors' tried to hijack the event for gun control propaganda as well. Everyone anticipated these crisis [[actors]] reaction towards such a normal good old good American [[school shooting|drama]]. We still find it ironic that many of them managed to get [[Over 9000|over 1 million]] followers on twitter yet, they still had average audience engagement (it's very easy & cheap to buy followers these days, spend more for likes and retweets too!). Kudos to everyone who ignored these idiots since their existence was forgotten quickly.  


==David Hogg and Parkland 'Survivors' trying to hijack the event for GunControl Propaganda==
==Score==
Everyone anticipated these crisis [[actors]] reaction towards such a normal good old good American [[school shooting|drama]]. We still find it ironic that many of them managed to get [[Over 9000|over 1 million]] followers on twitter yet, they still had average audience engagement (it's very easy & cheap to buy followers these days, spend more for likes and retweets too!). Kudos to everyone who ignored these idiots since their existence was forgotten quickly.


==Score==
{{GradedScore|10|12 others injured|15|Not bad for a Shotgun user|5| A surprising start to the day but failed to do anything that hasn't been done before.|1|Almost completely overshadowed by Parkland and has since been forgotten.|4|IEDs failed to detonate but points for effort.|35|F|Communist Fascist Spartan Gangsta.}}
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|10/20 ''12 others injured''
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|15/20 ''Not bad for a Shotgun user''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|5/20 '' A surprising start to the day but failed to do anything that hasn't been done before. ''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|1/20 ''Almost completely overshadowed by Parkland and has since been forgotten.''
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|4/20 ''IEDs failed to detonate but points for effort.''
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 35/100 ('''F''')</big>
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==Loadout==
==Loadout==
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|<youtube>-HkuoOts7BI</youtube>'''Dimitrious's first court appearance'''
|<youtube>-HkuoOts7BI</youtube>'''Dimitrios' first court appearance'''
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File:Dimitrios-pagourtzis3.jpg|thumb|Shirt he wore during the shooting. Seem familiar?
File:Dimitrios-pagourtzis3.jpg|thumb|Shirt he wore during the shooting. Seem familiar?
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File:Dimitrios-pagourtzis4.jpg
Image:hello.jpg|Pagourtzis' anus in the future
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Image:hello.jpg|Pagourtzis' [[anus]] in the future
 
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==
*{{kf|43241|KiwiFarms thread}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmJiFrZgOIX_QjH0qq1aiRA Some rapper that people thought was him]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmJiFrZgOIX_QjH0qq1aiRA Some rapper that people thought was him]
*[http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-texas-santa-fe-high-school-20180518-story.html Teen with shotgun, pistol kills 10 in at Texas high school, police say]
*[http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-texas-santa-fe-high-school-20180518-story.html Teen with shotgun, pistol kills 10 in at Texas high school, police say]

Latest revision as of 04:46, 18 March 2024

Dimitrios Pagourtzis
Born October 12, 2000 (24 years old)
Nationality: Greek
Highscore 10 killed, 13 injured
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Single Player
An Hero? No
Motive Bullying, romantically rejected, Edgelord Columbiner, Nobody caring about his shitty rap music, Assburgers
Looks quite similar to Elliot Rodger (more like Alex from Elephant) and other raging virgins. Notice the bisexual heart on the cap?
Find an iPod?

This page is about an attempted an hero.

The subject of this article is a virgin with rage.

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

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As Libtards and other dumbfuck children are calling for gun control in the aftermath of the Parkland School shooting, 3 months later, another mass school shooting occurs in Texas around half the magnitude of Columbine. On the morning of May 18, 2018, just when school is about to start, A gunman kicked off the school day with a fairly decent sized massacre significant enough to be known all across America for a couple hours until it was promptly forgotten. Dimitrios Pagourtzis was your average school shooter Greek emo kid. Antisocial and a target of bullying, Dimi spent his friendless weekends playing vidya and shooting dad's guns. He was rejected several times by a thot named Shana Fisher so Dimi decided to go on his very own day of retribution.


Dispatch & 911 call

WUB WUB WUB


Media response

Old Media predictably falling over themselves to blame the shooting on their pet issues, with sites like CNN trying to pin the shooting on the Alt-right, while conservatard media blamed video games again. David Hogg and Parkland 'Survivors' tried to hijack the event for gun control propaganda as well. Everyone anticipated these crisis actors reaction towards such a normal good old good American drama. We still find it ironic that many of them managed to get over 1 million followers on twitter yet, they still had average audience engagement (it's very easy & cheap to buy followers these days, spend more for likes and retweets too!). Kudos to everyone who ignored these idiots since their existence was forgotten quickly.

Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 10/20 12 others injured
Accuracy: 15/20 Not bad for a Shotgun user
Style: 5/20 A surprising start to the day but failed to do anything that hasn't been done before.
Butthurt: 1/20 Almost completely overshadowed by Parkland and has since been forgotten.
Bonus: 4/20 IEDs failed to detonate but points for effort.
Total Score: 35/100 (F)
Communist Fascist Spartan Gangsta.
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

Police Force


Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Remington 870
  • A very common and powerful shotgun. 65-155 Damage.
  • Secondary: Rossi .38 Revolver
  • A revolver made by a Brazilian arms company, probably is shit for that reason. 10-27 Damage.
  • Thrown: Various Explosives
  • Shitty explosives that fail to even detonate.
  • Perk 1: Ghost Pro
  • Invisible against Spy Planes.


Videos

Dimitrios' first court appearance




Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

  • Something he posted on Instagram.
    Something he posted on Instagram.
  • shot this hoe because she rejected him lol
    shot this hoe because she rejected him lol
  • Shirt he wore during the shooting. Seem familiar?
    Shirt he wore during the shooting. Seem familiar?
  • SIEG HEIL NIGGER
    SIEG HEIL NIGGER
  • Pagourtzis' anus in the future
    Pagourtzis' anus in the future
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