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==Stats?== | ==Stats?== | ||
[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Zoroark_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29 According to the official encyclopedia of rabid, basement-dwelling Pokéfags], it is a "[[Goth|Dark]], Illusory Fox Pokémon" and its special ability is "[[IT'S A TRAP|Illusion]]." Here's the full description: | |||
{{quote|[[shit nobody cares about|Zoroark is a bipedal fox-like Pokémon, and mainly grayish-brown in coloration with red and black accents. It has a pointed snout and ears, the insides of which have red coloration. Zoroark also has some red rimming its eyes and mouth. Zoroark has a large, voluminous mane, primarily red in coloration but with black tips. The mane also somewhat resembles a ponytail, as a greenish bangle down its length separates a mass of the mane from the lower portion. Zoroark has a black ruff on its upper body, pointed at the shoulders from which its arms extend. Its upper arms are thin, whereas its lower arms, while still slim, are bulkier. The arms have spiky extensions of fur at the shoulders, and Zoroark's three claws, as well as the claws on its feet, are red in coloration.]]|[[Sarcasm|Thank you, nerds]]....}} | {{quote|[[shit nobody cares about|Zoroark is a bipedal fox-like Pokémon, and mainly grayish-brown in coloration with red and black accents. It has a pointed snout and ears, the insides of which have red coloration. Zoroark also has some red rimming its eyes and mouth. Zoroark has a large, voluminous mane, primarily red in coloration but with black tips. The mane also somewhat resembles a ponytail, as a greenish bangle down its length separates a mass of the mane from the lower portion. Zoroark has a black ruff on its upper body, pointed at the shoulders from which its arms extend. Its upper arms are thin, whereas its lower arms, while still slim, are bulkier. The arms have spiky extensions of fur at the shoulders, and Zoroark's three claws, as well as the claws on its feet, are red in coloration.]]|[[Sarcasm|Thank you, nerds]]....}} | ||
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==Send in the Furfags== | ==Send in the Furfags== | ||
Yes, upon seeing Zoroark, the furry fagdom collectively [[jizz|creamed]] themselves even more so than the [[pun|auragasm]] that occurred when they first saw [[Lucario]]. They ran off to their Digimon sketchbooks, jizz-stained keyboards, and [[iPad|$800 tablets]], to create Zoroark [[OC]]s, write crappy Zoroark [[fanfic|fan fiction]], and draw AS MUCH FUCKING [[rule 34|ZOROARK PORN]] AS POSSIBLE! Below is just a sample of the [[insanity]] to come, and, not surprisingly, most of the Zoroark porn is gay | Yes, upon seeing Zoroark, the furry fagdom collectively [[jizz|creamed]] themselves even more so than the [[pun|auragasm]] that occurred when they first saw [[Lucario]]. They ran off to their Digimon sketchbooks, jizz-stained keyboards, and [[iPad|$800 tablets]], to create Zoroark [[OC]]s, write crappy Zoroark [[fanfic|fan fiction]], and draw AS MUCH FUCKING [[rule 34|ZOROARK PORN]] AS POSSIBLE! | ||
Below is just a sample of the [[insanity]] to come, and, not surprisingly, most of the Zoroark porn is gay. This is because most zoroark in the games are male. This didn't help anything as we all know all furries are either [[gay]], [[delusional|in the closet]], or are female and see zoroark as the ultimate furry [[Bishie syndrome|bishie]]. | |||
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{{cg|Brace yourself....| | {{cg|Brace yourself....|cg1|center|<gallery> | ||
File:455246 - Neko Karasu@kadai de metsubou Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark.jpg|With claws that sharp, that oughta hurt like hell...also, [[bishie syndrome]]... | File:455246 - Neko Karasu@kadai de metsubou Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark.jpg|With claws that sharp, that oughta hurt like hell...also, [[bishie syndrome]]... | ||
File:Impious Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark Zorua lucario.png|Nothing wrong with cubs, eh, furries? | File:Impious Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark Zorua lucario.png|Nothing wrong with cubs, eh, furries? | ||
File:AkK Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg|[[fangirl|ZOROARKxLUCARIO 4EVA <3 <3 <3]] | File:AkK Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg|[[fangirl|ZOROARKxLUCARIO 4EVA <3 <3 <3]] | ||
File:455288 - Doron Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg|SEE? THEY [[rape|LUV]] EACH OTHA! | File:455288 - Doron Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg|SEE? THEY [[rape|LUV]] EACH OTHA! | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:Rule 34 early.JPG|Wait to find out what it looks like?! [[whine|BUT WE WANNA FAP NOW!!!]] | File:Rule 34 early.JPG|Wait to find out what it looks like?! [[whine|BUT WE WANNA FAP NOW!!!]] | ||
File:477463 - Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg|Bonus points for drawing it raping your [[OC]] | File:477463 - Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg|Bonus points for drawing it raping your [[OC]] | ||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
*[[AGNPH]] | *[[AGNPH]] | ||
*[[Braixen]] | |||
*[[Digimon]] | |||
*[[Furry|Furniggers]] | |||
*[[Gardevoir]] | |||
*[[Krystal]] | *[[Krystal]] | ||
*[[Lopunny]] | *[[Lopunny]] | ||
*[[Lucario]] | *[[Lucario]] | ||
*[[Niggers]] | |||
*[[Pokémon]] | |||
*[[Yiff]] | *[[Yiff]] | ||
{{pokedex}} | {{pokedex}} |
Latest revision as of 03:38, 15 March 2019
Zoroark is a crappy rip-off of Renamon that Nintendo decided to shit out one day to provide fan service to the furfags. Zoroark, being an anthropomorphic anime fox, with a long, emo ponytail, was embraced by the furniggers even before they knew what the hell it looked like. Besides being a shittier rip-off of an already shitty Digimon, Zoroark is also the Oreo Pokémon, an "Oreo" being a reverse wigger (a nigger who wants to be white). One can tell Zoroark is an emo and an oreo because of its Dark-colored fur, its painted-red claws, and its ugly, emo hairstyle that would make Captain Ponyhawk flinch. And because it is essentially an emo Digimon, it has earned the name "Emomon". It even has a baby form called Emochu (aka Zorua). To make things even more hilarious, it's listed as a "Dark-type Pokemon," proving that "Dark" doesn't always mean emo in Nintendo's Kawaii Desu Poké-Fun Land.
Stats?
According to the official encyclopedia of rabid, basement-dwelling Pokéfags, it is a "Dark, Illusory Fox Pokémon" and its special ability is "Illusion." Here's the full description:
—Thank you, nerds.... |
Send in the Furfags
Yes, upon seeing Zoroark, the furry fagdom collectively creamed themselves even more so than the auragasm that occurred when they first saw Lucario. They ran off to their Digimon sketchbooks, jizz-stained keyboards, and $800 tablets, to create Zoroark OCs, write crappy Zoroark fan fiction, and draw AS MUCH FUCKING ZOROARK PORN AS POSSIBLE!
Below is just a sample of the insanity to come, and, not surprisingly, most of the Zoroark porn is gay. This is because most zoroark in the games are male. This didn't help anything as we all know all furries are either gay, in the closet, or are female and see zoroark as the ultimate furry bishie.
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With claws that sharp, that oughta hurt like hell...also, bishie syndrome...
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Nothing wrong with cubs, eh, furries?
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SEE? THEY LUV EACH OTHA!
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Wait to find out what it looks like?! BUT WE WANNA FAP NOW!!!
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Bonus points for drawing it raping your OC
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OK, SERIOUSLY...
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...THIS IS GETTING REALLY CREEPY...
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....FOR THE SAKE OF SANITY, KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!
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MORE RAPE!
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...and one for the rubberfurs....
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More of Zoroark and Lucario....WHY?
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OVER 9000 HOURS IN MS PAINT!!!!!
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The rare and elusive female Zoroark.
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This kind of art can only come from the mind of a talented and gifted 12-year-old.
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If you came, please shoot yourself, if not, have a complimentary barf bag and enjoy your stay on ED.
See also
Zoroark is part of a series on Pokémon [Who’s that Pokémon?] | |||||||
Abra | Aggron | Alakazam | Bidoof | Blastoise | |||
Braixen | Charizard | Cloyster | Ditto | Empoleon | |||
Espeon | Garchomp | Gardevoir | Hypno | Jynx | |||
Jigglypuff | Kadabra | Kirby | Koffing | Lanturn | |||
Lickitung | Lopunny | Lucario | Lugia | Metapod | |||
Mewtwo | Misty | Mudkip | Omanyte | Pikaman | |||
Pokémon Go | Poliwhirl | Porygon | Primeape | Probopass | |||
Reshiram | Riolu | Seaking | Shaymin | Shiny Pidgey | |||
Slowpoke | Smugleaf | Snorlax | Snover | Squirtle | |||
Suicune | Vileplume | Xatu | Zoroark |
Zoroark is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
Zoroark is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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