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{{quote|If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions. | |||
|'''Rule 34'''}} | |||
[[Image:Bayeuxrule34.jpg|thumb|Predates the internet, possibly as far back as [[Bayeux Tapestry|the 11th century.]]]] | |||
[[Image:tenerife.jpg|thumb|Plane on plane porn. Brought to you by the [[lulz|death of 583 people]].]] | |||
The oft-cited observation from lore, '''Rule 34''' has been proven beyond even the faintest doubts by fetishists, [[furries]], [[Infantilism|infantilists]], [[WWOEC|childhood-destroyers]], and other horndogs in general, which is why it's proudly featured on brain-raping websites such as [[4chan]], [[7chan]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. | |||
On the most basic level, '''Rule 34''' is the pornographic manifestation of even the most fucked up things imaginable as it states that "If It Exists, There Is Porn of It", thus the most important thing to understanding it is that it is ''never'' [[iPod|breakable]] (which is why '''Rule 34''' is seemingly the only Rule of the Internet to actually apply). Instances can be real but usually range between [[hentai]] drawings by [[weeaboos]] or Photoshopped images. To facilitate your learning of the rule, we at ED shall take the liberty of breaking it down based on the quality, difficulty to find, and legitimacy of the pornography: | |||
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== Variations == | |||
=== Type 1: Superb pornography === | |||
If you've been on the internet long enough, you know that [[Cynthia|specific characters]], [[Totally Spies|franchises]], and even [[anime|entire mediums]] are only popular because they offer plenty of fanservice, so it's no surprise that there's more pornography made of said things than there is made of others. So out of all that porn made, the quality of some of it ends up exceeding the quality of the thing it's based on, resulting in what we see here. | |||
{{cg|Nothing says "you have too much time on your hands" quite like being a good porn artist|rule34gallery1|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Scanty and Kneesocks.PNG | |||
File:Demona and Queen Tyr'ahnee.PNG|Congratulations, now you’re both a [[furfag]] ''and'' a [[xenophile]] | |||
File:Zelda vs Peach.jpg | |||
File:Zelda yuri.jpg | |||
File:Phoenix Wright (Mia Fey).jpeg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Family Guy (Lois and Meg).PNG | |||
File:Maddie Fenton and Linda Flynn-Fletcher.jpg | |||
File:Frankie Foster 34.jpg | |||
File:Bayonetta.jpeg | |||
File:Metroid (Samus).jpg | |||
File:Zelda cumslut.jpg | |||
File:Lilith_23534.jpg | |||
File:Broadcast buttsecks.jpg | |||
File:Midna fappatry.jpg | |||
File:Final Fantasy Lulu Cumslut.jpg | |||
File:Ffviii doggy style.jpg | |||
File:Halo 3 fan fap material.jpg | |||
File:Joanna dark.jpg | |||
File:Cowgirl b00b job.jpg | |||
File:Lightning FFXIII.jpg | |||
File:Ivy DAT ASS.jpg | |||
File:Oebra dia vanille REIQ.jpg | |||
File:Samus and sumo.jpg | |||
File:Tifa lokwhore.jpg | |||
File:Rabecca welsh.jpg | |||
File:Vocaloid Leader.jpg | |||
File:Sophitia Alexandra.jpg | |||
File:Revy Black Lagoon REIQ.jpg | |||
File:Shura REIQ.jpg | |||
File:Casandra Alexandra 3D REIQ.jpg | |||
File:Yuna REIQ 34.jpg | |||
File:Boa Hancock.jpg | |||
File:Cammy fucks dildo.jpg | |||
File:DEM BOOBS.png|'''[[Rule 63]]''' | |||
File:Unique Knockers.PNG | |||
File:Jessica Rabbit.png | |||
File:Morrigan uploaded by Gray.jpg | |||
File:One Piece.jpg | |||
File:The Simpsons uploaded by Gray.jpg | |||
File:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (April O'Neil).PNG | |||
File:Jessie and Crimson Viper.PNG | |||
File:Jessie and Bayonetta.PNG | |||
File:Ahsoka.PNG | |||
File:Ahsoka Tano and Shaak Ti.PNG | |||
File:K-On! 34.jpg | |||
File:DC 34 1.png | |||
File:DC 34 2.png | |||
File:DC 34 3.png | |||
File:DC 34 4.png | |||
File:DC 34 5.png | |||
File:Frida Suarez.PNG | |||
File:Fallout 3 Moira Brown.jpg | |||
File:Mami Charlotte NSFW.jpg | |||
File:Sayaka Kyouko 34.jpg | |||
File:FreshVaultMeat.jpg | |||
File:Shadman_Fallout_Porn2.jpeg | |||
File:Samus_Aran.jpeg | |||
File:Samus_Aran2.jpeg | |||
File:Samsu_Aran3.jpeg | |||
File:Big_Hero_6.png | |||
File:SaltyIceCream_Midna.gif | |||
File:Misty_Futa.jpeg | |||
File:Doxy_My_Little_Pony.jpeg | |||
File:Apostle_FamilyGuy.jpeg | |||
File:Johnny_Test.png | |||
File:Dmitrysfuta_Starcraft.jpeg | |||
File:Chrono_Trigger.jpeg | |||
File:Chrono_Trigger2.jpeg | |||
File:Chrono_Trigger_League_of_Legends.jpeg | |||
File:South korean ilustrator kidmos art .jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
{{clear}} | |||
Note: Porn of this category is ironically the farthest thing from '''Rule 34''', as '''Rule 34''' states quantity not quality. | |||
=== Type 2: Typical porn === | |||
Not all pornography is of an [[awesome|orgasmic]] quality; instead, most of it falls under this category. It's not the best, but by far is it the easiest to find. Go on any [[Drawn Sex|shitty porn site]] and we bet you'll find some. | |||
{{cg|Meh|rule34gallery2|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Dovahkiin Nord Skyrim TES flick.jpg|The [[Skyrim|Dovahkiin]]'s true [[Bestiality|relationship with dragons]] | |||
File:21321313.jpg | |||
File:Myrtle.jpg|[[Harry Potter|EXPELLIARMUS!]] | |||
File:Jenny Wakeman 34.png | |||
File:Danny Phantom 34.png | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Danny Phantom (Jazz and Maddie).png | |||
File:hank hll r34.jpg | |||
File:Everquest_Firiona_Vie.png|[[EverQuest|It's time to lay the dragon!]] | |||
File:Sandy_squirrel_34.jpg | |||
File:Watermarked Daria 34.png|Fucking [[watermark|watermarks]] | |||
File:Gardevoir.jpg | |||
File:Gardevoirpose.jpg | |||
File:Gardevoir Butt by LiveForTheFunk.jpg | |||
File:Gardevoirsex.jpg | |||
File:Alien09.jpg|[[Alien]] | |||
File:Alien34 - 1.jpg | |||
File:Alien34 - 6.jpg | |||
File:Alien34 - 5.jpg | |||
File:Alien34 - 4.jpg | |||
File:PredatorPron.png|[[Michael Jackson|Predator]] | |||
File:Derpina Porn.PNG|[[derp]] | |||
File:Frankie 34.jpg | |||
File:Fosters34.JPG | |||
File:dexter.gif | |||
File:Esurance34.jpg|The Esurance company has been doing great since their newest commercial | |||
File:Erin_Ready_4_Action.jpg|Erin of Esurance naked and ready for action | |||
File:Marioporn.jpg|[[Mario]] | |||
File:YuGiOh porn.jpg | |||
File:YuGiOh_Hentai.jpg|Guess where the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards are in this picture | |||
File:Monmusu Slime.PNG | |||
File:Beavisandbuttheadfinallyscore.jpg | |||
File:Speeds Tyras Fun.jpg | |||
File:SuperAwesomefunTime.png | |||
File:Rugrats_34.jpg | |||
File:FMA_Rape.jpg | |||
File:TRSheva.jpg|[[Resident Evil 5|Thanks, partner!]] | |||
File:vgcats_tentaclerape.jpg | |||
File:Vgcats rule34nigger.jpg | |||
File:Rule_34_in_action.jpg | |||
File:Samus wii.jpg | |||
File:Kavexlithia.jpg | |||
File:Arthur4.jpg|WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY | |||
File:BANG!.jpg | |||
File:Bellegaston34.jpg|[[Gaston]] teaches Belle [[secks|something she can't learn from a book]] | |||
File:Freya balcony.jpg | |||
File:Mindflayer=tentacleporn - Pandora's Box.jpg|[[Dungeons & Dragons]] | |||
File:Kadabra34.jpg|[[Abra]] | |||
File:Spiderman_smalldick.jpg|Fapping to this makes [[you]] a double [[cuck]]. | |||
File:Nintendopr0n.jpg | |||
File:PrincessPeachparty.jpg | |||
File:Peachwtf.jpg | |||
File:this_hurts_me_as_much_as_it_hurts_you.jpg | |||
File:Midna1.jpg|[[Legend of Zelda]] | |||
File:EQ2_kingdom_of_sky.jpg|This will guarantee you winning a [[Internet drama|flame war]] in [[EQ2Flames]]. | |||
File:Wizard of Oz 34.jpg | |||
File:Ewj34sex.gif | |||
File:Blackandwhite.jpg|[[Halo]] | |||
File:Ph_fence.jpg|[[Silent Hill|Pyramid Head]] | |||
File:Furry_portal.jpg|Fucking furries | |||
File:Earthbound_Paula_Grown_Up_Rule_34.jpg | |||
File:metal_gear_solid.jpg|[[Metal Gear Solid]] | |||
File:Futurama.jpg|[[Futurama|Still popular in the year 3001]] | |||
File:Azula_mai_tylee01.jpg|Kids will get their childhood raped plus a boner from this. | |||
File:HarleyQ34.jpg | |||
File:Hoteve.jpg | |||
File:Elisabeth_Sladen_Fan_Art.jpg|[[Doctor Who|"Oooh, this Sonic Screwdriver has three vibrational settings!"]] | |||
File:FreemaAgyemanFanArt.jpg|[[Doctor Who|"It's bigger on the inside..."]] | |||
File:Kalashni_orc2.jpg|Orcs | |||
File:Kaijusex.jpg|Never mind that 99% of Godzilla monsters are male, let's give them big tits and make them have lesbian sex | |||
File:29048_-_Sheeva_mortal_kombat.jpg | |||
File:zoey and witch.jpg | |||
File:Hp rule 34.jpg|[[Harry Potter|Ron]], it's been far too long since the last time you [[Gay|fucked me in the ass]]!! | |||
File:Dumbledore_34.jpg | |||
File:House_34.jpg | |||
File:IvyLizardman.jpg | |||
File:Hanukkah porn.jpg|[[Hanukkah]] | |||
File:Hellokittyrule34.jpg|[[Hello Kitty]] | |||
File:Titanic Lance.png | |||
File:Bioshock_porn.jpg|[[Bioshock]] | |||
File:Halo rule 34.jpg | |||
File:Rule 34 Come on Pinocchio tell me a huge lie.jpg | |||
File:Aunt_May_by_Oni.jpg|"Oh, [[Spiderman|Peter]], ever since [[80 year old Chinese man in panties|your uncle Ben]] died, I've been [[masturbating|so lonely]] ..." | |||
File:Aunt_May_by_DTMS.jpg | |||
File:Yuriraven.jpg | |||
File:Courageporn.jpg | |||
File:Scene_from_CTTR_copy.jpg|[[Gay]] furry porn. | |||
File:JudyNails.jpg|[[Guitar Hero|Guitar heroine!]] | |||
File:Foxtrot-spanking.jpg | |||
File:Rule 34 Ben 10.jpg | |||
File:Drawn-Together-orgy.jpg | |||
File:Eq2_gnome_nude.jpg | |||
File:Flipmulti-xxx.jpg | |||
File:Dilbertrule34.jpg|[[Dilbert]] solidly inside the box | |||
File:Flo.jpg|This bitch is ugly and there is still porn of her | |||
File:Joker dark.knight batman34.jpg|[[Why so serious?]] | |||
File:Mortalkombat34.jpg|Typical [[Mortal Kombat]] [[Gay|friendship]] | |||
File:Jennyfucked.gif | |||
File:Bluesbrothersyaoi.jpg|The Blues Brothers | |||
File:SpyvsSpy34.jpg | |||
File:Frankie-Cheese34.jpg|I like asses! | |||
File:Mithra_futanari.png | |||
File:Hamtaro porn.JPG | |||
File:Popeye_TijuanaBible.jpg|[[Tijuana_bibles|Your grandpa jerked off to this]] | |||
File:Gaia34.jpg|[[Gaia|Gaiaonline]] | |||
File:Nov 28 2009 EDTan Rule34 Complete.jpg | |||
File:Shaaaark34.png | |||
File:landbeforetime.jpg | |||
File:YinYang2.jpg|"In a world of chaos & disarray, it's brother & sister that fuck all day!" | |||
File:Doughboy 34.jpg | |||
File:1547450653.levyanime_iam_final.jpg | |||
File:911-rule-34.jpg|[[9/11|Nevar Forget]] | |||
File:Schiavo34.jpg|[[Terri Schiavo]] | |||
File:Jugga34.jpg|[http://www.tryptechnics.com/pictures/GOTJ2004/index6.html Juggalo porn], fantastic | |||
File:A'kanna_34.jpg | |||
File:Keaira_rule_34.jpg | |||
File:Tabula_rasa_rule_34.jpg|[[Tabula Rasa]] before the shutdown | |||
File:ROCKHARDTHING.jpg | |||
File:Mirrors-edge-rule34.png | |||
File:Candy Corn porn.PNG|Chewy | |||
File:Charlotte_Knows_how.png | |||
File:Dk_rule34.jpg</gallery>}} | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== Type 3: Shitty porn === | |||
Since stupid things tend to become [[memes|part of internet culture]], them being 34'd is only natural. Unfortunately, the people who 34 them are the same unfunny, untalented idiots who popularized them in the first place (ex: [[Alexreynard]], [[Chris-chan]], [[DBoyWheeler]], [[Eric W. Schwartz]], [[Neomorphasis]], [[Ray Jones]], [[ReZ]], and [[Urd-chan]]), thus here we have badly-done porn made of [[shit nobody cares about]]. | |||
{{cg|Behold, some of the stupidest porn you'll ever see in your life|rule34gallery3|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Ericrule34.gif|This entire gallery summed up in one image | |||
File:34 4 43 Rule 34.gif | |||
File:ORLY34.jpg|[[O RLY]] | |||
File:CaramelGirls.gif | |||
File:Nyancatrule34.png | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Randy and nigel.jpg | |||
File:Yiff we can obama rita.jpg | |||
File:Bowserapesyoshi.jpg | |||
File:Jennaanthro.jpg | |||
File:Rule34LandOLakes.JPG|Delicious [[Cum|butter]] | |||
File:Doommarinerapesimp.gif|[[NEDM]] | |||
File:Rule 34 Eastenders.PNG | |||
File:Rule_34_C3PO.gif | |||
File:pongoperdysexes.jpg | |||
File:Char_cornelius.gif | |||
File:Rule_34_Bugs_Bunny.jpg | |||
File:Angel_Sylvester.jpg | |||
File:Skunk_fu_34.png | |||
File:LadyJ internetrules poster11955046.jpg | |||
File:Pornflakes.jpg|That's not milk | |||
File:Rule34 DC10.png | |||
File:Pogopossumsucksfargonorthdecodersdickwhilefritzthecatcallsthemfags.jpg | |||
File:Loveofchair.jpg|But what about Naomi? | |||
File:StarWars.jpg | |||
File:Stick_stickly_34.jpg | |||
File:Salad anal.jpg|[[salad fingers]] | |||
File:JesusIsComing.jpg|Putting those holes to some good use | |||
File:2012_olympic_logo_recolored.gif | |||
File:Lol_rule34_pinkfloyd.jpg | |||
File:Imperial_walker_34.jpg | |||
File:Kyubey BDSM.png | |||
File:Penismahboi.jpg|[[LINK MAH BOIIIII]] | |||
File:6368 - CD-i Legend of Zelda Nintendo Philips Zelda.png | |||
File:Rocko_34.jpg | |||
File:Juggalo34.jpg|[[Anabelle Lotus]] | |||
File:34furry.jpg | |||
File:Weatherpackage 700.jpg | |||
File:Gumbyblowjob.jpg | |||
File:Lolwut34.jpg|[[LOL WUT]] | |||
File:legopron.jpg|Get your blocks off! | |||
File:Ecco.jpg|Just because you forgot it exists doesn't mean it's exempt. | |||
File:Stafy2.jpg|Same goes for things you never even heard of. | |||
File:Smurfy34.jpg|Toy [[Smurfs]] | |||
File:Stoppittidyup.jpg | |||
File:Jetix 34.jpg | |||
File:Thatsbrutal.jpg | |||
File:Rule34mario.jpg | |||
File:mewxraichu69.jpg | |||
File:rule34King.jpg|There are no exceptions; even to [[Super Smash Bros|shitty fighting games]] | |||
File:Arnoldporn.jpg|One of the guys from [[Lemon party]] is bisexual | |||
File:Plank with wood.gif | |||
File:KAMASUTRA.gif|[[Fallout]] | |||
File:Norbndag34.gif | |||
File:Garfieldwtf.jpg|Translation: Garfield! Go back to bed! | |||
File:ADAMWAT.jpg|[[Adam Savage|Myth Busters]] | |||
File:GoatseGA.jpg|Rule 34 on [[good article]]s on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Good_articles Wikipedia], courtesy of [[goatse]] | |||
File:Robotnik_Mah_Boi!.jpg|It was only a matter of time before they clashed. | |||
File:Hyena dp.jpg|Why Shenzi is the leader of the 3 | |||
File:Sadmario.jpg | |||
File:B00SteveIrwin.jpg|A scene from sweet lil [[Attention whore|Bindi Irwin]]'s new childrens cartoon on PBS | |||
File:REDENBACHER.jpg|I'll butter your popping corn... | |||
File:798300.jpg|Even the [[ICP|shittiest band in the world]] isn't exempt | |||
File:Staredog34.jpg | |||
File:Cockmongler 34.jpg | |||
File:Bushahmedpresidents.jpg | |||
File:178743 - Eve Tomato Wall-e pixar.png | |||
File:St_Wanker.jpg|[[Metallica]] | |||
File:Etpron.jpg|Yes. [http://xhamster.com/movies/401186/e_t_porn_home_-_movie_parody_part1_gr-2_.html An actual E.T. porn spoof] actually exists. | |||
File:Sandherorule34.jpg|[[Codey Porter|S& Ninja]] | |||
File:PUDDIRule34.png|PUDDI | |||
File:12320913612.jpg | |||
File:vine_mays_34.jpg|[[Shamwow|Vince]] vs. [[Billy Mays]] | |||
File:GastonxbeastOHYEAH.jpg | |||
File:Flounder.jpg | |||
File:Republican rule34 drawing.jpg|Anne Coulter,[[Larry Craig]],and [[Michael Savage]] | |||
File:Divide by zero rule 34.gif|[[Divide by zero]] | |||
File:34thRule.jpg | |||
File:RULE34 Harvest-Moon-More-Friends-Of-Mineraltown.gif | |||
File:Neverdoubt34.jpg|Never doubt it, faggots | |||
File:fagboi.jpg|[http://bulbaboi4444.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2d1dve bulbaboi4444] | |||
File:Mythbusters34.jpg | |||
File:Loltyranosex.gif | |||
File:Rudolf34.jpg|[[furfag|Merry Fucking Christmas!]] | |||
File:Shrek34.jpg | |||
File:Fionafacial.jpg | |||
File:Naughtycarebear.jpg | |||
File:Zerowing34.jpg|[[All Your Base Are Belong To Us|ALL YOUR BUTTS ARE BELONG TO US]] | |||
File:MST3K rule34.jpg|[[MST3K]] | |||
File:That's not pee.GIF | |||
File:John Hodgman Justin Long Mac PC mascots.jpg|[[Mac]] vs. [[Windows|PC]] | |||
File:DarkNek0Gami Hudson Horstachio Teddington Twingersnap Tina Twingersnap Viva Pinata.jpg | |||
File:Wigcliffejpegsmall.JPG | |||
File:rule34MTG.jpg|[[Magic the Gathering]] | |||
File:Firedarkdragon-rule34-final.jpg|New Pokémon from Diamond and Pearl! | |||
File:Minesweeper.JPG | |||
File:Breathed_tj_bible_3.JPG | |||
File:fknw4K.jpg|[[Science]] vs. [[Religion]] | |||
File:Snakeoncaloriemate.png | |||
File:Mgs34.jpg | |||
File:kojima34.jpg | |||
File:Asterix_Rule_34.jpg|How Asterix got the golden sword | |||
File:Olmec.jpg|36 seconds. How long it takes to reply to your own pic. | |||
File:Rita28.jpg | |||
File:Marlborodoggystyle.gif | |||
File:901d6493a9.jpg|[[Africa]] giving [[AIDS]] to South America | |||
File:Kfcchikkins.gif|Colonel's [[cum|secret recipe]] | |||
File:Mona lisa 34.jpg | |||
File:Pork chop sandwiches.jpg|[[Lazy Town]] and [[Starcraft]] | |||
File:Skifree_rule34.jpg|[[SkiFree|Better than being eaten]] | |||
File:Firefox34.jpg | |||
File:Swine flu 34.jpg|[[Swine flu]] | |||
File:Monopoly.png | |||
File:Kurt Cobain Nirvana Shotgun.jpg | |||
File:Coyaoi.jpg|What you didn't see during Dylan and Eric's school shooting | |||
File:VTTechRule34.png | |||
File:Mrturkel.jpg | |||
File:Rule34PC.png|That'll shut [[Clippit|him]] up | |||
File:Sticky34.GIF | |||
File:Advice dog 34ed.png|[[Advice dog]] and [[Courage wolf]] | |||
File:chess_rule34.jpg|Pawning off to some chess | |||
File:Canada milk 34.jpg|In Canada, milk cums in [[Milk Bags|bags]] | |||
File:Toucan Sam blows Tony the Tiger.jpg | |||
File:schoolfun.jpg | |||
File:Smile.dog-Rule34.jpg|[[Smile.jpg]] | |||
File:Uh...sorry....jpg | |||
File:Gizmo Facial.jpg|Don't feed it after midnight! | |||
File:toastfucking.jpg | |||
File:Brave_toaster.png | |||
File:Balrog.jpg | |||
File:Iriver.jpg | |||
File:IRaep.jpg | |||
File:Thomas 34.jpg | |||
File:ThomasRule34.png | |||
File:Thomaswank.jpg | |||
File:clangclangclang.gif | |||
File:Mr._bucket_34.jpg|[[Mr. Bucket]] | |||
File:WalmartRule34.jpg|Rule 34 applies to [[Wal-Mart|stores]] too | |||
File:Rule34_Toothpaste.jpg|Remember to brush your teeth! Good luck trying after seeing this. | |||
File:Rule 34 Kraft Macaroni Dinosuar.jpg|It's the cheesiest! | |||
File:CaptainPlanetLovesPikachu.jpg | |||
File:Rule_34_Tom_and_Jerry.jpg | |||
File:Dragonsandcars01_top.jpg | |||
File:Dragonsandcars02_top.jpg | |||
File:Dragonsandcars05 top.jpg | |||
File:Dragonsandcars09_top.jpg | |||
File:Rule34_Hungry_Caterpillar.jpg | |||
File:Rule34-2_Hungry_Caterpillar.jpg | |||
File:ShecameforCWC.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]] | |||
File:Toaster porn.jpg | |||
File:Boat porn.jpeg | |||
File:Bart_get_out.jpg | |||
File:LEGO R34.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== Type 4: The essence of Rule 34 === | |||
Although porn of this category is undoubtedly the most difficult to find and it's not like ''any'' person would want to masturbate to it, it inflicts the impact that '''Rule 34''' has on the internet. This category's level of sick fuckery and WTF makes it the pornography equivalent of [[shock sites]] as it bring much lulz at the dispense of other's [[shit bricks|brick shitting]]. Finding these requires great amounts of searching backwater porn sites and possibly several bumps of a thread but it's worth the shock value. | |||
{{cg|...interesting|rule34gallery4|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Frankie futanari.jpg | |||
File:clown34.jpg | |||
File:Idontevenknowwheretobegin.gif | |||
File:The Incredibles (Elastigirl).jpg | |||
File:KonataAndTomokoNiggerDickgirls.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Eyedick.jpg | |||
File:gotchacumdumpster.jpg | |||
File:thomaslulz1.jpg | |||
File:thomaslulz2.jpg | |||
File:thomaslulz3.jpg | |||
File:Analtruck.jpg | |||
File:Rule34 lunch.jpg|[[Demotivators]] | |||
File:Strawberry Shortcake.jpg | |||
File:Darkstalkers guro uploaded by Gray.jpg | |||
File:Fayeshit.jpg|It was only a matter of time before coprophiles found out about [[Cowboy Bebop]] | |||
File:Centipede Dragon.jpg | |||
File:Shittingdicknipplesshemaleserving.jpg | |||
File:Rule34mermaid.jpg|Fish. In his anus. | |||
File:LionKingTimon.jpg|Stuff like this makes [[Atimon]] horny | |||
File:Scooby Doo Raped By Shaggy.jpg|Nothing can compare with Scooby's ass | |||
File:Lugiagoatse.gif|[[Lugia]], a true [[Goatse]] fan | |||
File:yourchildhoodisfinished.jpg | |||
File:Titodicksreggie.JPG|"[[Tito|It's time for a dicking]]!" | |||
File:Poohandtigerhomos.jpg | |||
File:Penis necks.jpg | |||
File:Dayumb.png | |||
File:Kyubey ipgd.png | |||
File:Pikachu57.jpg | |||
File:Pokemongotcummedon.jpg | |||
File:Candypenis.gif | |||
File:Food - Banana_Rule_34.jpg | |||
File:Sushi porn.jpg | |||
File:Political Scale Rule 34.jpg | |||
File:Hentai humanoid.jpg | |||
File:Furfaggot anal death.gif | |||
File:Happydays.jpg | |||
File:Towerfallanitarule34.png|[[Anita Sarkeesian|Anita Sarkeesian's]] character from Towerfall. | |||
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=== Type 5: Instant Rule 34 === | |||
On 10/08/08, a /b/tard decided to end all difficulties associated with '''Rule 34''' on any subject thus created a template consisting of [[Fellatio|a penis, a mouth, and some semen]]. This instantly became popular with /b/ due to the fact that simply pasting it onto any image and moving it to juxtapose correctly would instantly 34 it. Threads exploded with never-before-seen '''Rule 34'''s of memes and, within moments, 10/08/08 became known as MEME [[Rape|RAEP]] Day. | |||
'''Rule 34''' lost a lot of value by the insane overuse of this simple, witless, hack, which did to '''Rule 34''' what "[[Lolcats]]" did to "[[Caturday]]". Being of the worst quality, yet exploitable, this even made some think that perhaps there ''shouldn't'' be porn of [[Rosie O'Donnell|some things]]. For the sake of not creating a category for every type of Shop, all shitty Photoshopped images that can be considered "porn" will fall under this one. | |||
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File:Rule34Exploitable.png|[[Oh, exploitable|Instant '''Rule 34''']]: Now there is no excuse | |||
File:Penis34.jpg | |||
File:Avatar_34.jpg|[[Avatar (movie)]] | |||
File:Kawaiidesudesufrog.jpg| My name is [[Attention_whore|Leny]]~ If you're a [[Weeaboo|cat]], I'll prolly [[Lies|reconsider]] ヾ(э^・ェ・^)э | |||
File:34 Batman.jpeg|[[Batman]] | |||
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File:Ronald-mcdonald_34.png|Your [[McDonald's|happy meal]] will never be the same again (though still every bit as mushy and salty) | |||
File:Tomfapping.gif|[[Tom Anderson]] | |||
File:Rule_34'd_EA.jpg | |||
File:Martin luther king rule 34.jpg | |||
File:Baloo_cock.jpg|[[Disney]]=[[Pedo|Pedos]] | |||
File:34 Weev.jpg|Not even [[Weev|the members of ED's former regime]] are safe | |||
File:JLo34.jpg | |||
File:Ring closet34.jpg | |||
File:LadyJ rule34 poster48966550.jpg | |||
File:Ubuntu linux wutmaster.jpg|[[Ubuntu]] | |||
File:Fred_rule_34.jpg|[[Fred]] | |||
File:Rule_34_myadopts.png | |||
File:Rule34Longcat.jpg|[[Longcat|Longdick is Long]] | |||
File:FailGayDiamondRule34.jpg|GayDiamond | |||
File:Kev plug1.jpg|[[G4|Kevin Perera]] buttplug | |||
File:Uncyclopedia34.png|Fuck [[Uncyclopedia]] | |||
File:YouTube_Porn.jpg|[[Annoying Orange]] getting [[Raped|what he deserves]] | |||
File:Hypnocake34.JPG|Looks [[Fake|convincing]]. | |||
File:LionCar34.JPG|ALL YOUR MEMES ARE BELONG TO '''RULE 34''' | |||
File:JosefFritzl34.JPG|[[Josef Fritzl|Karma in full effect]] | |||
File:LouisArmstrong34.JPG | |||
File:jack_thompson_34.png|Secret's out, [[Jack Thompson|Jacko]] | |||
File:THEGAMErule34.png|[[The Game]] | |||
File:Rule_34_Windu_Amidala.jpg|[[Snakes on a Plane|Mace Windu]] | |||
File:Wolfram_34.JPG|Rule 34 [[IRL]] | |||
File:VictorianPortraitRule34.JPG|The Victorians certainly were a stolid bunch. | |||
File:Neo34.png|Bullet Time Effects! | |||
File:DiCkGeyst.jpg|Take that [[Wikipedia admins]] | |||
File:Will_it_fly_34.jpg|Will it fly? | |||
File:BillieChase.jpg|[[Green Day|Billie Joe Armstrong]] fucking [[House|Dr. Chase]] | |||
File:Rule_34_Kirk_Spock.jpg|You're right, Spock, that's not a [[Penis|phaser]]. | |||
File:Tomm(1).jpg | |||
File:M dc74fb33a8c64f2987ff5c3dbcbb574e.PNG| 16 year old girl. Does it really need Rule 34? | |||
File:Rule34_Einstein.png | |||
File:Albert einstein.jpg | |||
File:8422833.jpg | |||
File:Is this really needed.jpg | |||
File:Gackt x Mana.JPG|[[J-Rock|J-Cock]] | |||
File:Turok_34.jpg | |||
File:Slycock.gif | |||
File:F14 rule 34 by darckseraph.png | |||
File:Rosie_34_motivator.jpg | |||
File:Rosie Rule 34.jpg | |||
File:Where wild things are.jpg | |||
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{{clear}} | |||
== [[Childhood Ruined]] == | |||
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File:Crabby patty sauce.jpg | |||
File:Total fucking drama.jpg | |||
File:Simpsons family.jpg | |||
File:Honey for tiger.jpg | |||
File:Dora gets explored.jpg | |||
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File:Anal park.png | |||
File:Ben scores 10.gif | |||
File:Ren and some stimpy.png | |||
File:Garf and Lasg.png | |||
File:Transfuckers.gif | |||
File:Cum and jerry.jpg | |||
File:Ender helps creeper.jpg | |||
File:Chipmunks score.jpg | |||
File:TheFunWillNeverEnd.JPG | |||
File:Penischu.jpg | |||
File:Scooby impreg.jpg | |||
File:Ninja go.png | |||
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{{clear}} | |||
== See also == | |||
[[Image:YesJackNicholson.gif|200px|thumb|What's that? Your perverted ass wants more?]] | |||
* [[Rules Of The Internet]] | |||
* [[Fetish]] | |||
* [[Porn]] | |||
* [[Booru|Providers]] | |||
** [[Shadman]]<sup>[http://www.shadbase.com/]</sup>: The West's response to Japanese hentai | |||
** [[Aerisdies]]<sup>[http://www.aerisdies.com]</sup>: Most mediocre hentai site in existence | |||
** [[ImageFap]]<sup>[http://www.imagefap.com]</sup>: See ''[[The Great ImageFap Troll]]'' | |||
** [[Paheal]]<sup>[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list]</sup>: ImageFap is <s>better</s> inferior | |||
** [[Palcomix]]<sup>[http://www.palcomix.com/comics.html]</sup>: WWOEC spinoff | |||
** [[WWOEC]]<sup>[http://www.wwoec.com/index2.php]</sup>: Biggest cesspool of pedophiles on the internet | |||
** [[Rule34.xxx]]<sup>[http://www.rule34.xxx/]</sup>: Superior tagging, removes loli and shotacon. | |||
== External links == | |||
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{{Timeline|Featured article June 16 & June 17, [[2011]]|[[Dominique Strauss-Kahn]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Plushie]]}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 19:58, 19 September 2024
—Rule 34 |
The oft-cited observation from lore, Rule 34 has been proven beyond even the faintest doubts by fetishists, furries, infantilists, childhood-destroyers, and other horndogs in general, which is why it's proudly featured on brain-raping websites such as 4chan, 7chan, and Encyclopedia Dramatica.
On the most basic level, Rule 34 is the pornographic manifestation of even the most fucked up things imaginable as it states that "If It Exists, There Is Porn of It", thus the most important thing to understanding it is that it is never breakable (which is why Rule 34 is seemingly the only Rule of the Internet to actually apply). Instances can be real but usually range between hentai drawings by weeaboos or Photoshopped images. To facilitate your learning of the rule, we at ED shall take the liberty of breaking it down based on the quality, difficulty to find, and legitimacy of the pornography:
Variations
Type 1: Superb pornography
If you've been on the internet long enough, you know that specific characters, franchises, and even entire mediums are only popular because they offer plenty of fanservice, so it's no surprise that there's more pornography made of said things than there is made of others. So out of all that porn made, the quality of some of it ends up exceeding the quality of the thing it's based on, resulting in what we see here.
Note: Porn of this category is ironically the farthest thing from Rule 34, as Rule 34 states quantity not quality.
Type 2: Typical porn
Not all pornography is of an orgasmic quality; instead, most of it falls under this category. It's not the best, but by far is it the easiest to find. Go on any shitty porn site and we bet you'll find some.
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The Dovahkiin's true relationship with dragons
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Fucking watermarks
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The Esurance company has been doing great since their newest commercial
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Erin of Esurance naked and ready for action
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Guess where the Yu-Gi-Oh cards are in this picture
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WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
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Gaston teaches Belle something she can't learn from a book
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Fucking furries
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Kids will get their childhood raped plus a boner from this.
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Orcs
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Never mind that 99% of Godzilla monsters are male, let's give them big tits and make them have lesbian sex
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Ron, it's been far too long since the last time you fucked me in the ass!!
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Gay furry porn.
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Dilbert solidly inside the box
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This bitch is ugly and there is still porn of her
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Typical Mortal Kombat friendship
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The Blues Brothers
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I like asses!
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"In a world of chaos & disarray, it's brother & sister that fuck all day!"
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Juggalo porn, fantastic
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Tabula Rasa before the shutdown
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Chewy
Type 3: Shitty porn
Since stupid things tend to become part of internet culture, them being 34'd is only natural. Unfortunately, the people who 34 them are the same unfunny, untalented idiots who popularized them in the first place (ex: Alexreynard, Chris-chan, DBoyWheeler, Eric W. Schwartz, Neomorphasis, Ray Jones, ReZ, and Urd-chan), thus here we have badly-done porn made of shit nobody cares about.
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This entire gallery summed up in one image
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Delicious butter
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That's not milk
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But what about Naomi?
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Putting those holes to some good use
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Get your blocks off!
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Just because you forgot it exists doesn't mean it's exempt.
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Same goes for things you never even heard of.
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Toy Smurfs
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There are no exceptions; even to shitty fighting games
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One of the guys from Lemon party is bisexual
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Translation: Garfield! Go back to bed!
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It was only a matter of time before they clashed.
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Why Shenzi is the leader of the 3
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A scene from sweet lil Bindi Irwin's new childrens cartoon on PBS
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I'll butter your popping corn...
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Even the shittiest band in the world isn't exempt
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Yes. An actual E.T. porn spoof actually exists.
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PUDDI
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Vince vs. Billy Mays
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Anne Coulter,Larry Craig,and Michael Savage
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Never doubt it, faggots
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New Pokémon from Diamond and Pearl!
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How Asterix got the golden sword
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36 seconds. How long it takes to reply to your own pic.
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Colonel's secret recipe
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What you didn't see during Dylan and Eric's school shooting
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That'll shut him up
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Pawning off to some chess
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In Canada, milk cums in bags
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Don't feed it after midnight!
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Rule 34 applies to stores too
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Remember to brush your teeth! Good luck trying after seeing this.
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It's the cheesiest!
Type 4: The essence of Rule 34
Although porn of this category is undoubtedly the most difficult to find and it's not like any person would want to masturbate to it, it inflicts the impact that Rule 34 has on the internet. This category's level of sick fuckery and WTF makes it the pornography equivalent of shock sites as it bring much lulz at the dispense of other's brick shitting. Finding these requires great amounts of searching backwater porn sites and possibly several bumps of a thread but it's worth the shock value.
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It was only a matter of time before coprophiles found out about Cowboy Bebop
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Fish. In his anus.
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Stuff like this makes Atimon horny
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Nothing can compare with Scooby's ass
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Anita Sarkeesian's character from Towerfall.
Type 5: Instant Rule 34
On 10/08/08, a /b/tard decided to end all difficulties associated with Rule 34 on any subject thus created a template consisting of a penis, a mouth, and some semen. This instantly became popular with /b/ due to the fact that simply pasting it onto any image and moving it to juxtapose correctly would instantly 34 it. Threads exploded with never-before-seen Rule 34s of memes and, within moments, 10/08/08 became known as MEME RAEP Day.
Rule 34 lost a lot of value by the insane overuse of this simple, witless, hack, which did to Rule 34 what "Lolcats" did to "Caturday". Being of the worst quality, yet exploitable, this even made some think that perhaps there shouldn't be porn of some things. For the sake of not creating a category for every type of Shop, all shitty Photoshopped images that can be considered "porn" will fall under this one.
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Instant Rule 34: Now there is no excuse
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Your happy meal will never be the same again (though still every bit as mushy and salty)
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Not even the members of ED's former regime are safe
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GayDiamond
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Kevin Perera buttplug
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Fuck Uncyclopedia
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Annoying Orange getting what he deserves
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Looks convincing.
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ALL YOUR MEMES ARE BELONG TO RULE 34
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Secret's out, Jacko
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Rule 34 IRL
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The Victorians certainly were a stolid bunch.
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Bullet Time Effects!
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Take that Wikipedia admins
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Will it fly?
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Billie Joe Armstrong fucking Dr. Chase
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You're right, Spock, that's not a phaser.
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16 year old girl. Does it really need Rule 34?
Childhood Ruined
See also
- Rules Of The Internet
- Fetish
- Porn
- Providers
- Shadman[1]: The West's response to Japanese hentai
- Aerisdies[2]: Most mediocre hentai site in existence
- ImageFap[3]: See The Great ImageFap Troll
- Paheal[4]: ImageFap is
betterinferior - Palcomix[5]: WWOEC spinoff
- WWOEC[6]: Biggest cesspool of pedophiles on the internet
- Rule34.xxx[7]: Superior tagging, removes loli and shotacon.
External links
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Rule 34 is part of a series on Visit the Sex Portal for complete coverage. |
Rule 34 is part of a series on Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage. |
Featured article June 16 & June 17, 2011 | ||
Preceded by Dominique Strauss-Kahn |
Rule 34 | Succeeded by Plushie |