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'''Robinhood Markets, Inc.''' is an [[Americunts|American]] ((([[Jews|financial services company]]))) headquartered in Menlo Park, California. Robinhood is a scam, in league with the U.S. Scam and Insider Trading Commission, and is also a member of the [[illuminati]]. The company's revenue comes from three main sources: selling [[retards]]' information so hedgies can bet against them (a practice for which SEC opened a probe into the company in September 2020), investments from Melvin/Citadel, and margin lending.
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Despite knowing for a while that Robinhood was a scam that had been set up to harvest "retail investor data" to hedge funds, so the hedge funds can bet against their own users, [[retards]] (yes, that's what they call themselves) [[BDSM|kept using]] Robinhood instead of other options like Fidelity and [[Cuckoldry|Webull]]. This would lead in part to the [[GameStop]] short squeeze.
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Sometime [[Last Thursday]], [[Reddit]] users on r/WallStreetBets ("WSB") decided to troll Wall Street Billionaires in such a way to put [[Is This Battletoads|Battletoads]] to shame.
How? By kicking the sad saps that were [[milkers|milking]] them and [[vampires|drinking their blood]]:
1. Buy a shitload of Gamestop, AMC, and other under-performing stocks.
2. Thereby screwing the short bets that these stocks would dive, and [[MASSIVE DAMAGE|causing about 70 Billion USA Dollars from whale investors and hedgies to evaporate]].
3. ????
4. PROFIT
What resulted was massive [[butthurt]] from Companies that owned a piece of Robinhood. So what did Robinhood do? Limit trading to only selling, thereby limiting their Jew-y Masters' losses.
But the fight is not over. By using collective powers of [[autism]], retards of Reddit shall pump those stocks to the moon...and sell them only when the hedgies switch their bets to the long term.
==With apologies to Balzac==
Still confused about how short sales work? Please see this tutorial:
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