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Bashar al-Assad

Bashar Hafez al-Assad or in English Basher Del Asshat was born on the Moslem Holiday of 9/11 on September 11, 1965. Bashar was the Rightful leader of Syria who was elected in a free, democratic Syrian election on 17 July 2000. He was able to win the office of Syrian President-for-life in a landslide victory with 88% of the vote. A Puppet leader of the Ba'ath Party and ardent supporter of Islamic Terrorist Groups, Al-Assad screamed the loudest for the destruction of THE GREAT SATAN. This was until 2012 when he started crying for fellow Muslim U.S. President Barack Obama to help him maintain his aristocratic lifestyle of elected king and his favored position as King Of Oppression, Violator of Human Rights, Keeping Wimmins Barefoot And In The Kitchen and being that Pimp Daddy King that Bitch Smacks anyone that has an opposing political opinion with a long prison sentence. Everything the Obama administration stood for.

On December 8, 2024, after nearly 14 years of buttfuckery of civil war, he was BTFO'ed by rebels.

(( YOU CANT MOSSAD THE ASSAD, HOWEVER, THE ASSAD DYNASTY IS OVER! ))


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