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Nintendocore is a sub-genre of cybergrind produced by permavirgin basement dwellers which fuses elements of chiptune, metal and autism. The genre is also rarely referred to by Some as 'Segacore'. The term itself was coined by progenitors of the genre Horse the Band in 2007 as a joke. Likewise, the genre is, and remains to be a joke in every sense despite recent efforts to legitimize it, ensuing massive faggotry.

Oddly enough, the genre has gained a sizable number of fans in Russia, which has spawned numerous fan communities on the country's shitcan facebook social media clone VK. This has expanded to the point a page covering news and e-drama now exists Link to the NCORE News VK community. The Nintendocore community is in general rife with drama due to the excessive amount of man-children gamers its relating topics draw.

In recent years, the genre term has been brigaded by soundcloud rappers laying shitty beats and mumble rap over the soundtracks of various Nintendo properties. This recent trend has incidentally further buried the remains of this myspace era genre, but replaces it as something arguably worse.

Example

File:Nintendocorereinvention.png

the current form of nintendocore

List of Shit

Horse the Band (HTB)

What it looks like to make **Nintendocore** at 40

Creators of the genre 'Horse the Band' were initially called 'Horse' until a pornstar sued for copyright. The band draws heavy parallels to Death Grips as both feature old, homeless vocalists. In recent years, the band has attempted to rebrand itself as avant-garde with the use of nonsensical lyrics, and artist features such as Xiu Xiu. As a result, fans consider themselves highly intellectual despite listening to shitty nerdcore.

Iamerror (IAE)

	“	Music made for fags by a fag	„
	— Peet himself

Was the Sawtooth Grin/Daughters wannabe project of ex-scene kid and fanboy generating machine Peet Bunke (AKA DjRevert), formed in 2006. Their "leaked" first demo and contains earrape, whisper screaming and the arguably the genre's most infamous song 'Rainbow Road'. Said track has been covered to death propelling it to the status of forced meme, and doing so is considered a rite of passage within the Nintendocore community. This has prompted ex-guitarist Will Williams to create a template for shitty vocal covers. Despite it's simplicity, Nintendocore artists have a hard time interpreting its melodies and lyrics, resulting in some lulzy quotes.

Oh... I wanna FUCK YOU BITCH
Not even scratching the surface

File:Nintendocorenography.jpg

While not as mainstream as Horse the Band, Iamerror is arguably more influential within the cyber-scene. Simply listing their samples, software and equipment has led to their widespread use among copycats, particularly the use of the cancerous Yamaha Motif drum sample pack. The band on numerous occasions attempted to leech off the success of other projects by producing e-drama. Most notably, their parody song of 'We Came with Broken Teeth' titled 'wecamewithbrokeneardrums', generated a plentiful amount of hate blogs and butthurt in response. Alongside their peers, the band also regularly attacked its own fans, which was documented into a now defunct 'epic hitlist' on the blog section of their Myspace page.

In later years, Peet has become known for his desperate attempts to distance himself from the project while while egotistically masturbating onto and shaming pre-existing fans. Despite this, Peet is poor and regularly skirts the possibility of reprinting Iamerror shirts for shekels, and continues to post on the band's page to wring out what little attention he can still get. Peet himself is a narcissist and 2deep4u.

About me: people in general have a habit of adopting the current viewpoint of whoever they relate to/are influenced by, so i'm telling you to form your own opinion. you don't have to follow your flock as a form of a social safety net, you'll be just fine. i promise.
Who I'd like to meet: someone above all the superficial flighty bullshit of everyday life.

Monomate

File:HayouPeetazaki.png

Bless your honesty.

Upon breaking up with Trev and evicting his ass, Pete changed both sound and alias multiple times before landing with 'Monomate', after which many pubescent fanboys bawww'd on his myspace page, which continues to this day via facebook. Despite their complaints, fanboys deifying Peet, and will do nearly anything for his attention, despite his dwindling to non-existent status as an e-celeb. Much like his fans, Peet is a closet homo and failed art student, but too much of a beaner to become the next Hitler. Currently, he writes /mu/ level microtonal noise shoegaze.

In 2010, Peet released a finished version of Demo 09 with vocals and fake guitar titled 'Grand Battle'; something he regrets to this day. Despite constantly berating the use of autotune, this album is rife with its usage. This is clearly evidenced by listening to the vocal stems, which were released for a few of the more popular songs on the album. Furthermore, He claims to have produced the album entirely by himself, but in reality, paid a studio to mix/master it. Pete is attempting to release a handful of new albums, however, this has taken nearly a decade with no end in sight.

I Shot the Duck Hunt Dog (ISTDHD)

Visual representation of an FL Studio user

Was a Nintendocore group based in California headed by Quinn Spencer and Corey Sedor. They are infamous for their first release For Derek which contains intense earrape. In this regard, their subsequent releases have not fared any better.

Jesus fucking Christ.

During peak popularity, the band claimed their vocalist, Corey Sedor, had died as a stunt for publicity. This may as well have been true, considering Quinn later gave Corey the ax, and began releasing further material without him. Quinn was evidently lonely, and created a literal girlfriend application on ISTDHD MySpace page to no response. The project eventually entered haitus before briefly resurfacing to plagiarize Circa Survive. Finally in 2010, his Harddrive died, destroying an entire album, all motivation to continue and terabytes FF7 hentai alongside it.

Sadly, there is no way to view this blog anymore
"Sorry for your loss D00DZ"
Game over, bitch.
tfw no gf

Fap Party at Pedobear's House (Feat. Peet of Iamerror)

fap party? in my house? its moar likely than you think.

Insert Disc

Now called Dr.Drank, Insert Disc was considered a god among Nintendocore musicians, rightfully so by arpeggiating stock instruments in FL Studio. The project was discontinued after its creator Jesus (Heyzeus) was detained by Mexican law enforcement over drug possession.

Vernal equinox

Vernal Equinox is the ded project of Marc Oliver, who wrote the next piece of this article to stroke his own ego: Apparently, the foundation comes from his music evolving from Nintendo being the only thing he loved growing up. He eventually pursued the Nintendocore artists' ultimate journey by becoming anhero and deleting all social media. Before departing, he released an unmixed, abhorrent mess of an album to bandcamp, claiming he needed the funds from purchases to produce it. He has not fulfilled said project to this day.

Take a Spin Down Rainbow Road (TASDRR)

TASDRR was the 2006 project of Mason Andrews, who got out while he could. The project was head by then local Walmart employee Christian Fenn, a fat American. "Chris' music" is comprised of ghostwriters, understandably considering his original material:

This town is so kewl!

Chris himself is an american Trumptard and currently employed as a airforce pilot or some shit. Remember, nintendocore artists are our friends, family, and even our veterans. His project became known solely over "trolling" Iamerror with trivial bullshit to leech success. In reality, Chris is a massive Peet fanboy and guilty of creating the shittiest of Rainbow Road covers. Another of Chris' dead projects is The Elysian Dream, which he claims people "copied", to the point of addressing it.

Only in your wildest dreams

The band has been through on/off haitus, and only consists presently of its founding member Chris. Recently, the band claims to still be active through a handful of facebook posts, however the project is conversely confirmed DED due to rightly so lacking demand.

Vaila

Vaila is another one of Chris' of Take a Spin Down Rainbow Road's projects. Ironically despite the separate name, the sound is nearly if not identical to his other projects. In later years, he attempted to re-invent the project by gaining a fat, metal head Tosin Abasi wannabe guitarist, who immediately bailed after two demos. During the project's active years, Chris released some of the gayest music possible for the Pokemon Split, while further marring Oak's Parcel's songs with his nasally voice and autotune.

If you think this sounds fucking gay, you should hear the demo version.

SpaetzleundSoss

If Christian metal wasn't low enough on the spectrum, we are pleased to introduce you to Christian Nintendocore.

I WAS LOST IN DARKNESS

Your god died to give us this.

Previous Video | Next Video

	“	I only have songs that are not complete yet. I hope that God will give me the ideas and lyrics to complete them :)	„

Regardless of quality, Christ fags swarm his comments with praise; ALL DISSENT WILL BE DELETED.

Becoming Nintendocore

1. "Acquire" FL Studio
2. Download tb_peach and other shit VSTs tb_peach
3. ???
4. Cover Iamerror's 'Rainbow Road'

Lyrical Content

Songs contain a lot of fucking swearing, shitty screaming and video-game references. You don't have to play the games you write about, just google a quote and throw a few fucks in.

	“	Bowser is a fucking cunt	„

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+[[File:yourscenesucks nintendocore.jpg|thumbnail|right]]
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+'''Nintendocore''' is a sub-genre of [[earrape|cybergrind]] produced by [[permavirgin]] [[basement dweller]]s which fuses elements of [[chiptune]], [[metal]] and [[autism]]. The genre is also rarely referred to by [[Chris_chan|Some]] as '[[sonic|Segacore]]'. The term itself was coined by progenitors of the genre [[furry|Horse the Band]] in [[2007]] as a joke. Likewise, the genre is, and remains to be a joke in every sense despite recent efforts to legitimize it, ensuing massive faggotry.
-{{needsmore|music and videos}}
-[[File:Wouter.jpg‎|thumbnail|right|[[lie|typical nintendocore artist]]]]
+Oddly enough, the genre has gained a sizable number of fans in [[Trump|Russia]], which has spawned numerous fan communities on the country's shitcan [[facebook]] social media clone [[VK]]. This has expanded to the point a page covering [[fake_news|news]] and e-drama now exists [https://vk.com/ncore_news Link to the NCORE News VK community]. The Nintendocore community is in general rife with drama due to the excessive amount of man-children [[gamer|gamers]] its relating topics draw.
-'''Nintendocore''' is a "genre" of "music" created by nostalgia [[fags]] who make shitty 8-bit music incorporating [[Screamo]].
-otherwise referred to as <s>cybergrind</s> [[Shit Nobody Cares About|that's just electronic]] or nescore and less commonly as Segacore.
-== Bands ==
+{{center|<gallery>
-<center> '''fap party at pedobears house''' </center>
+File:Ncoredrama.jpg
-[[Image:Pedo.gif|thumb|right|fap party? in my house? its moar likely than you think.]]
+File:Ncoredrama2.jpg
-<center><youtube>O91u418QTxs</youtube></center>
+File:RussianNintendocore.jpg
+</gallery>}}
-List of [[SHIT]]:
+In recent years, the genre term has been brigaded by [[soundcloud]] rappers laying shitty beats and mumble rap over the soundtracks of various [[Nintendo]] properties. This recent trend has incidentally further buried the remains of this myspace era genre, but replaces it as something arguably worse.
-*'''Horse the band'''
-<youtube>RF_v7ek5o-s</youtube>
-Not to be mistaken for "band of horses" a.k.a. [[Lie|good music]], these are the [[asshole|musicians]] who started this major [[faggot|faggotry]]. The lead singer [[walrus|Nathan Winneke]] is known for his mustache, 100% of his fans want to have sex with his mustache. There are [[over 9000]] videos of the lead singers [[ass]] and [[dick]] floating online, even on [[youtube|youtube]]. the vocals are just completely and utterly messy and not screamed, but yelled. The lead singer coined the term nintendocore because they use 8-bit synthesis in their songs obviously. what kind of masochist listens to this act of vulgarity upon the ears? Horse the band is the longest existing nintendocore band ever created and has been around somewhere along the year 2000 and is still chugging. If you like to mutilate your genitalia then this is for you
+[https://soundcloud.com/memeless/brawlfire-nintendocore Example]
-*'''Iamerror''' made up of two hypocritical [[scene]] hipster faggots making shitty grind, their songs usually talk about the annoying things in old video-games. Such as [[metapod]] who is completely useless "from the beginning I always knew you were useless", their music is tinny as hell, their first album was complete shit with the most generic guitar playing ever. The Iamerror fan-base is made up of scene kids and emos who would gladly have sex with the neckbeareded guitarist and O-face screams vocalist Peter Bunke.
+[[File:Nintendocorereinvention.png|thumb|the current form of nintendocore]]
-*'''I shot the duck hunt dog''' (istdhd) a circa survive wannabe band who makes post hardcore mixed with nintendocore. When they aren't blatantly copying Iamerror, they like to get publicity by being complete [[attention whores]]. They claimed to everybody on [[myspace]] that their vocalist had died to boost their popularity and changed their myspace band name on many occasions to things like: "Paramore shot the duck hunt dog" to gain popularity. If you can actually understand the lyrics to their songs behind the [[earrape]] bitch screams, you will notice that the lyrics happen to be the most profane and gargled shit to ever be written: "Bowser is a fucking cunt!" as an example. Their vocalist Cory has the most whiny vocals ever to be recorded along with [[earrape]] screaming that completely clouds over the instrumentals.
-*'''Insert disc''' (moar like insert dick amirite?) now called Dr.Drank, this asswipe thought he was god among '''nintendocore''' artists. Insert disc writes music by simply going up and down the scale on the piano roll, this takes no talent and is a method used by almost every fucking nintendocore artist.
-*'''We butter the bread with butter''' (wbtbwb) About 78% of nintendocore artists come from Germany, this band happens to be one of the most popular German nintendocore artists. Their music is completely talentless, random notes, chugging guitar and bar chords are always used in their songs.
-*'''Ephemeral dreamer''' sucks ass. need we say more?
-*'''Rawesome''' is the only artist known to suck peet's dick on contact
-*'''Monomate'''
-<youtube>6bFZNYA2A-w</youtube>
-After becoming dis-interested in his previous works, Peter Bunke changed his artist name to "Monomate". Many pubescent [[butt hurt]] 13-16 year-old fan-boiz go to the Monomate [[Myspace]] page and cry about how much better Iamerror was than Monomate.[[File:Monofag.png|thumbnail|right|[[lie|Peet Bunke is a scene kid]]]] Many fan-boiz deify Peter, they also vent their sexual frustration on peter with fallacious comments about how they want to have sex with him (and sometimes his hair), it is fact that all of his fans are closet homosexuals and they are unaware themselves of this. Peter himself is a homosexual whom enjoys trolling his fans and insulting pop culture "icons". According to Peters myspace comments, Peter enjoys being called "PEET" [[dying alone|and if you call him Peter he hunt you down and kill everyone you love]]
-. To troll "Peet" go to his myspace page and always call him "Peter" instead of "PEET", write your sentences with as many spelling mistakes as you can while using the language of L337: "HA1 P3T3R D1D U KN03 THAT IAE IS BETTUR THAN MONOM8!!!11!??/!"
-*'''Vernal equinox''' a kid named marc. an emo gayfag who has thousands of girls adding him on [[Myspace]] going wet pussy on him, this guy sounds like a frog on crack when he screams. <br>apparently, the foundation comes from his music evolving from nintendo being the only thing he loved growing up. Suffering from mental disorder, this faggot writes a whole bunch of<br>
-shitty nintendocore and angsty lyrics having to do with girls and shit to get a billion fans on the internet.
+== List of [[Shit]] ==
+===Horse the Band (HTB)===
+[[File:HTBnathanwalrus.jpg|right|thumb|What it looks like to make '''Nintendocore''' at 40]]
+[[God|Creators]] of the genre 'Horse the Band' were initially called '[[Mr. Hands|Horse]]' until a [[pornstar]] sued for [[copyright]]. The band draws heavy parallels to [[Death_Grips|Death Grips]] as both feature old, [[homeless]] vocalists. In recent years, the band has attempted to rebrand itself as [[art|avant-garde]] with the use of [[random|nonsensical]] lyrics, and artist features such as Xiu Xiu. As a result, fans consider themselves highly intellectual despite listening to shitty nerdcore.
-<youtube>kBtfkalXmHw</youtube>
+<br>
+<youtube>A0fcwYaABw8</youtube>
-*'''shoveling driveways for drug money''' (sdfdm) see artist below for information on this artist
+===Iamerror (IAE)===
-*'''oak's parcel''' after changing his band name to oaks parcel from "shoveling driveways for drug money" (pokefag) he continued to make the same shitty '''Nintendocore'''
+[[File:Monofag.png|thumbnail|right|[[scene|Scene Peety-boy]]]]
-*'''Take a spin down rainbow road''' (tasdrr) see below for more information (name change)
+{{quote|Music made for fags by a fag| Peet himself}}
-*'''vaila''' once again, another poser band that only exists because of bampots like IAE. Sadly this is probably as bad as it gets with lyrics like: "this town is so kewl" and generic lyrics like: "FUCK YOU MARIO FUCK FUCK", and with trying to re-invent itself with a [[fat]], metal head Tosin Abasi wannabe, but they cant even do that right!
+Was the Sawtooth Grin/Daughters wannabe project of [[scene|ex-scene kid]] and [[fanboy|fanboy generating machine]] Peet Bunke (AKA DjRevert), formed in [[2006]]. Their [[lie|"leaked"]] first demo and contains [[earrape]], whisper screaming and the arguably the genre's most infamous song '[[Mario Kart|Rainbow Road]]'. Said track has been covered to death [[forced meme|propelling it to the status of forced meme]], and doing so is considered a rite of passage within the '''Nintendocore''' community. This has prompted ex-guitarist Will Williams to create a [https://soundcloud.com/willwilliams/rainbow-road-template template for shitty vocal covers]. Despite it's simplicity, '''Nintendocore''' artists have a hard time interpreting its melodies [http://bfy.tw/AYk0 and lyrics], resulting in some lulzy quotes.
-*'''I wonder whats for dinner''' (iwwfd, ytp reference lolz)
-== Listeners/Creators ==
+{{center|<gallery>
-the average '''nintendocore''' artist falls into these two categories:
+File:IamwannafuckyouBITCH.jpg|Oh... I wanna FUCK YOU BITCH
-*Nostalgia [[fag]] (20-35 year old): while living <s>and having sex</s> with his [[mom]], he buys FL studio and downloads a bunch of VSTs. Then found a nerdy [[emo]] [[faggot]] (see below) who can scream and/or play guitar.
+File:Iaerainbowroadfuckfest.jpg|Not even scratching the surface
-*Nerdy [[emo]] [[faggot]] (13-19): while complaining about how hard his life is he came across an already existing '''Nintendocore''' band and wanted to fucking copy them. This '''nintendocore''' artist knows how to scream ([[emo]] [[faggots]] all can, no exceptions) and plays guitar, this [[faggot]] never played any NES games but like most [[emo]] teens, they would buy anything with an 8-bit design on it (shirts, shoes, ties, etc...)
+</gallery>}}
+[[File:nintendocorenography.jpg‎|thumbnail|right]]
+<youtube>nfcpzAf-zmg</youtube>
-== NINTENDOCORE WARS ==
+[[File:Iamgay.jpg|thumb|Let the butt hurt flow]]
-for many eons a war has been waged between the two fan boi machines MONOMATE and VAILA.
+While not as [[hipster|mainstream]] as Horse the Band, Iamerror is arguably more influential within the cyber-scene. Simply listing their samples, software and equipment has led to their widespread use among copycats, particularly the use of the [[cancerous]] Yamaha Motif drum sample pack. The band on numerous occasions attempted to [[leeching|leech]] off the success of other projects by producing e-drama. Most notably, their parody song of 'We Came with [[England|Broken Teeth]]' titled 'wecamewithbrokeneardrums', generated a plentiful amount of [[hate]] blogs and [[butthurt]] in response. Alongside their peers, the band also regularly attacked its own fans, which was documented into a now defunct 'epic [[hitler|hitlist]]' on the blog section of their Myspace page.
-after the FL studio gods had bestown their glory upon the two angels of music, Christian Fenn (VAILA) and pete bunke (MONOMATE)
-peet had been talking amongst is disciples of A musical renaissance he would bring upon them if they had followed his commandments
+In later years, Peet has become known for his desperate attempts to distance himself from the project while while egotistically [[masturbating]] onto and shaming pre-existing fans. Despite this, Peet is [[mexican|poor]] and regularly skirts the possibility of reprinting Iamerror shirts for [[shekels]], and continues to post on the band's page to wring out what little attention he can still get. Peet himself is a [[USI|narcissist]] and [[netspeak|2deep4u]].
--thou shalt not ask when peet cometh anywhere that is not of the land of south California
-== Artist Discography ==
+<div style="background-color: #fbfbfb; border: thin dashed blue; padding: .5em; width: 33%;">
+*'''[[Shit nobody cares about|About me]]:''' people in general have a habit of adopting the current viewpoint of whoever they relate to/are influenced by, so [[I_have_a_140_IQ|i'm telling you to form your own opinion. you don't have to follow your flock as a form of a social safety net, you'll be just fine. i promise.]]
+*'''Who I'd like to meet:''' someone above all the superficial flighty bullshit of everyday life.
+</div>
-===Iamerror===
+===Monomate===
+[[File:HayouPeetazaki.png|thumb|Bless your honesty.]]
+Upon breaking up with Trev and evicting his ass, Pete changed both sound and alias multiple times before landing with 'Monomate', after which many pubescent fanboys bawww'd on his [[myspace]] page, which continues to this day via facebook. Despite their complaints, [[fanboy]]s [[God|deifying]] Peet, and will do nearly anything for his attention, despite his dwindling to non-existent status as an e-celeb. Much like his fans, Peet is a [[gay|closet homo]] and failed art student, but too much of a [[beaner]] to become the next [[Hitler]]. Currently, he writes [[art|/mu/ level microtonal noise shoegaze]].
-*'''Intro'''
+[[File:Bronylikesiae.jpg|thumb|A tradition upheld to this day]]
-*'''I Got Dancing Lessons From [[Hitler]], and Let Me Tell You, He is One Classy Fuck'''
-*'''Rainbow Road''' The infamous song that has been covered to death [[over 9000]] times. This has to be the most generic piece of shit ever created.
-*'''something tells me club soda isn't getting this mess out'''
-*'''the reason we vomit is to show how dedicated we are to weight loss''' peter doesn't like scene girls? how cute, a hypocritical faggot.
-*'''hard'''
+In [[2010]], Peet released a finished version of Demo 09 with vocals and fake guitar titled 'Grand Battle'; [[regret|something he regrets to this day]]. Despite constantly berating the use of autotune, this album is rife with its usage. This is clearly evidenced by listening to the vocal stems, which were released for a few of the more popular songs on the album. Furthermore, [[Bullshit|He claims to have produced the album entirely by himself]], but [[IRL|in reality]], paid a studio to mix/master it. Pete is attempting to release a handful of new albums, however, this has taken nearly a decade with no end in sight.
-===Monomate===
+<center><youtube>6bFZNYA2A-w</youtube></center>
+{{clear}}
+===I Shot the Duck Hunt Dog (ISTDHD)===
+[[Image:ISTDHDquinn.jpg|thumb|left|Visual representation of an FL Studio user]]
+[[Image:ISTDHDcorey.jpg|thumb|Prepare your eardrums]]
+Was a '''Nintendocore''' group based in [[California]] headed by [[Hambeast|Quinn Spencer]] and [[nigger|Corey Sedor]]. They are infamous for their first release '''For Derek''' which contains intense [[earrape]]. In this regard, their subsequent releases have not fared any better.
+<center><youtube>vDnClRZpPx0</youtube><br />'''Jesus fucking Christ.'''</center>
+During peak popularity, the band claimed their vocalist, Corey Sedor, had died as a stunt for publicity. This may as well have been true, considering Quinn later gave Corey the ax, and began releasing further material without him. Quinn was evidently lonely, and created a literal [[girlfriend]] application on ISTDHD MySpace page to no response. The project eventually entered haitus before briefly resurfacing to plagiarize Circa Survive. Finally in 2010, his Harddrive died, [[and nothing of value was lost|destroying an entire album]], all motivation to continue and terabytes [[futanari|FF7 hentai]] alongside it.
+<center>
+<gallery>
+File:Istdhdlosingabrother.png|Sadly, there is no way to view this blog anymore
+File:Istdhdcoreydedmyspacecomments.png|"Sorry for your loss D00DZ"
+File:Istdhd corey dies.jpg|Game over, bitch.
+File:ISTDHDgirlfriendappliation.jpg|[[GF|tfw no gf]]
+</gallery>
+</center>
-*'''The Surfing Song''' A song about <s>bestiality and bromance</s> an old man and his lapras
+<center> '''Fap Party at Pedobear's House (Feat. Peet of Iamerror)''' </center>
-*'''Big Fish, Small pond'''
+[[Image:Pedo.gif|thumb|right|fap party? in my house? its moar likely than you think.]]
-*'''Fail hill zone, act 1'''
+<youtube>O91u418QTxs</youtube>
-*'''Hyr00l'''
-*'''Understudy'''
-*'''Ira Vehementi''' LETS TAKE SOME OF THE LYRIX FROM THE SEPHIROTH THEME IM SO POETIC AND DEEP NIGNOGZ!!!1
-*'''Saccharine waste land''' This song is about "[[fat people]] and why you shouldn't be one". its happens to be too lates, about 99% of your fan base is a [[fat]] peety boy.
-*'''Neurosis Ⅲ''' Peet wrote this about terrible trips he had from benadryl. gotta love the drugs sonny
-*'''Generic dudez''' this song should be re-named hypocritical dudez because of the well known fact that peter himself is a fucking hippy.
-*'''Rainbow road DX''' this song includes many features that the orginal version had given us: loud obnoxious screaming, [[earrape]], poppy eletronica, generic guitar and lyrics that sound like a dramatic youtube commenter trying to be poetic.
-*'''Dreamland''' because your life is sooooo hard, you need to write a song about it.
-*'''Grand battle''' ERFBOUND IS NOT POKEMON YOU FAGGOT
-===I shot the duck hunt dog===
+===Insert [[Dick|Disc]]===
-for derek Songs
+Now called [[nigger music|Dr.Drank]], Insert Disc was considered a god among '''Nintendocore''' musicians, rightfully so by arpeggiating stock instruments in [[Flash|FL Studio]]. The project was discontinued after its creator [[Jesus]] (Heyzeus) was detained by [[Mexican]] [[Cops|law enforcement]] over [[Jenkem|drug]] possession.
+<center><youtube>zXr1QVvj65k</youtube></center>
 ===Vernal equinox===
+Vernal Equinox is the ded project of Marc Oliver, who wrote the next piece of this article to stroke his own ego: [[Cool Story Bro|Apparently, the foundation comes from his music evolving from Nintendo being the only thing he loved growing up.]] He eventually pursued the Nintendocore artists' ultimate journey by becoming [[anhero]] and deleting all social media. Before departing, he released an unmixed, abhorrent mess of an album to bandcamp, claiming he needed the funds from purchases to produce it. He has not fulfilled said project to this day.
-''''''Demo'''
+===Take a Spin Down Rainbow Road (TASDRR)===
+TASDRR was the 2006 project of Mason Andrews, [[Self_aware|who got out while he could]]. The project was head by then local [[Walmart]] employee Christian Fenn, a [[you|fat American]]. "Chris' music" is comprised of ghostwriters, understandably considering his original material:
+<center><youtube>ZkjiHav7xn4</youtube></center>
+<center>'''This town is so kewl!'''</center>
-• ''''d™''' some stupid ten second noisy intro<br>
+Chris himself is an american Trumptard and currently employed as a airforce pilot or some shit. Remember, nintendocore artists are our friends, family, and even our veterans. His project became known solely over "trolling" Iamerror with trivial bullshit to [[shameless self-promotion|leech success]]. In reality, Chris is a massive Peet fanboy and guilty of creating the [https://youtu.be/6QS-8QnAYGw shittiest of Rainbow Road covers]. Another of Chris' dead projects is [https://myspace.com/wtldman The Elysian Dream], which he claims people "copied", to the point of addressing it. [[File:Chrissywishes.png|thumb|Only in your wildest dreams]]
-• '''THAT HO - OH ME SUM MONEY''' pokeman sentence referencee!!1<br>
-• '''Lavender Town (Ded Pokemanz Everywhere Up In Thiz Bitch)''' more noise with a lavender town pokemon intro and high pitched screaming<br>
+The band has been through on/off haitus, and only consists presently of its founding member Chris. Recently, the band claims to still be active through a handful of facebook posts, however the project is conversely confirmed DED due to rightly so lacking demand.
-• '''DOCTOR MARIO IS A BLOOD SUCKING CUNT'''<br>
-<br>
+===Vaila===
-'''LEAVE.LUCK.TO.HELL (2011)'''<br>
+Vaila is another one of Chris' of Take a Spin Down Rainbow Road's projects. Ironically despite the separate name, the sound is nearly if not identical to his other projects. In later years, he attempted to re-invent the project by gaining a [[fat]], metal head Tosin Abasi wannabe guitarist, who immediately bailed after two demos. During the project's active years, Chris released some of the gayest music possible for the Pokemon Split, while further marring Oak's Parcel's songs with his nasally voice and autotune.
+<center><youtube>NvcmDoIIQ5c</youtube><br />'''If you think this sounds fucking gay, you should hear the demo version.'''</center>
+===SpaetzleundSoss===
+If Christian metal wasn't low enough on the spectrum, we are pleased to introduce you to [[Christian]] '''Nintendocore'''.
+<center>{{Frame|{{fv|christiannintendocore|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
+|<youtube>2QqAbLKEJr4</youtube><center>'''''I WAS LOST IN [[blacked|DARKNESS]]'''''</center>
+|<center><youtube>dsoTFoyb_O8</youtube></center><center>'''Your god died to give us this.'''</center>
+}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>
+{{quote|I only have songs that are not complete yet. I hope that God will give me the ideas and lyrics to complete them :)}}
+Regardless of quality, [[Christ]][[fags]] swarm his comments with praise; [[banned|ALL DISSENT WILL BE DELETED.]]
-• '''Ice Climbers''' omg a song with singing! apparently written about gettin over some bitch<br>
+== Becoming Nintendocore ==
-• '''That Ho - Oh Me Sum Money''' slightly different than the first version.<br>
+[[File:Wouter.jpg‎|thumbnail|right|[[permavirgin|Typical nintendocore artist]]]]
-• '''Get Offa My Cloud'''<br>
+*1. "Acquire" FL Studio
-• '''Leave Luck to Hell''' marc claims that this song can damage computer speakers.<br>
+*2. Download tb_peach and other shit VSTs [http://www.tweakbench.com/peach tb_peach]
-• '''Lavender Town'''<br>
+*3. ???
+*4. Cover Iamerror's 'Rainbow Road'
-== Lyrics ==
+== Lyrical Content ==
-songs usually have a lot of cussing, shitty screaming and video-game references
+Songs contain a lot of [[edgy|fucking swearing]], shitty screaming and video-game references. You don't have to play the games you write about, just google a quote and throw a few fucks in.
 {{quote|Bowser is a fucking cunt}}
-{{quote|peach is one dumb bitch}}
-{{quote|press start you fucking coward, i found i fire flower.}}
 == See Also ==
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 * [[Emo]]
 * [[Scene]]
 {{music}}
+{{goth}}
+[[Category:Music Genres]]
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Contents

List of Shit

Horse the Band (HTB)

Iamerror (IAE)

Monomate

I Shot the Duck Hunt Dog (ISTDHD)

Insert Disc

Vernal equinox

Take a Spin Down Rainbow Road (TASDRR)

Vaila

SpaetzleundSoss

Becoming Nintendocore

Lyrical Content

See Also

Navigation menu

Nintendocore: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 05:06, 8 August 2024

List of Shit

Horse the Band (HTB)

Iamerror (IAE)

Monomate

I Shot the Duck Hunt Dog (ISTDHD)

Insert Disc

Vernal equinox

Take a Spin Down Rainbow Road (TASDRR)

Vaila

SpaetzleundSoss

Becoming Nintendocore

Lyrical Content

See Also

Navigation menu

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