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HOLY SHIT humanity is dead and all that's left is a bunch of would-be tumblrinas!!!1

TestChamberStuck is a tumblr-bait Homestuck rip-off co-created by a Steven Universe staffer, and looking from xir pastel hair-dye, something like this seemed inevitable. It's filled with more cliches than any other thing seen this side of the universe, and generates large amounts of anti-lulz, killing many in the process.

A SU/HS fan or a SJW, dumb as they are, will invariably be blinded by Neo-kosmos' identical character art-style and/or shitty webcomic formatting, and enjoy the comic without consideration for anything else including how much faggotry they are radiating. Eventually, they'll wise up to it and do one of two things; if they're a Social Justice Wanker then they'll stick around for the pandering. If not, they'll realize how void of substance the comic is and how I-want-to-die-cringeworthy the pandering is and fuck off back to their Rule 34 of their other beloved trash (see: Steven Universe at your own risk, seriously, it's pretty fucking gross).

Story

For the longest time during this comic's starting phase, nothing was fucking happening. This is because the one difference between Neo-Kosmos's format and Homestuck's is that Neo-Kosmos emulates a storyboard, meaning that even the slightest change in events must be done in 3 panels. Thankfully they've managed to get their actual plot started however. Now this section of the article has a reason to exist, and we're closer to the time when this comic will end.

The comic takes place in the far future in an interstellar experimentation lab, after the Earth was destroyed by the cluster. The main character is a test subject named Tye who has 2 OL friends; Iris, and Z; whom she has never physically met, I wonder what they ripped this "plot point" from. Each test subject has their own ~~lusus~~ doctor. Z's is Dr. Axavi, Iris' is Dr. Qurti, and Tye has two doctors for some reason: Xaveria and Zehra.

The story starts going somewhere when pirates invade the facility because of, let's say, "Weird Plot Shit".

This weird plot shit opens the doors to all the test chambers and Tye is free to find a series of discoveries that fuck her up until she finds Xaveria. Shortly following is the appearance of ~~Jack Noir~~ Triss - one of the pirates, who's in love with "Red". Tye hides before Triss can notice her and Xaveria tries to reason with him - but is killed. Tye finds Z in her hiding spot and they connive to grave-rob Xaveria's corpse for the computer on her forehead, which these doctors all have.

The story transitions to a Derse-Dreaming schizo called "Seven". He; his doctor, "9"; and her doctor do weird shit that'll no doubt be relevant later.

The story goes back to the " " important characters who have teleported to a garden. Z proceeds to rant about how the doctors are all sociopathic Nazi scientists and about how you can TRUST NO ONE™; which is true not gonna lie.

After that, three other kids appear out of nowhere.

Remember reading that this webcomic was Tumblr-bait? Well gender has been made obsolete, Iris is a non-dysphoric MTF tranny, and pronouns are honorifics. Let that sink in.

Characters

Average Wikipedia writer and/or character, complete with porno magazines

The Sburb Beta Children

Tye - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard (Kind of like how John from Homestuck fan-boys over Con-air). Actually has ADHD. Looks like a midget Stevonnie copy except not being a fusion of 2 kids and have a diamond gem on her belly.

Iris - Tye's ~~senpai~~ love interest and the load-bearing source of trans-pandering. While the comic will at least let you forget that he's "trans", the fandom won't, ATM he's on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years, rendering Tye's sexual fantasies unfeasible, leaving him to be a virgin who should become an hero.

Z - Tye's uke who took Computer Science III and as of now has no other character, but according to Tumblr's standards it's good enough. Her real name is "Cheese", but she goes by "Z" because "Cheese" is a stupid name to give to a human.

The Lusi

Dr. Xavier - One of the doctor assigned to Tye. He's supposed to be the uptight bossy one that never gets along with her. He's dead.

Dr. Zehra - Tye's other doctor. She's supposed to be the direct opposite of Xavier and gets along with Tye perfectly.

Dr. Qurti - Iris' doctor.

Dr. Axavi - ~~Dave's Bro.~~ Z's doctor. Total piece of shit by Z's account.

Peridot - Is not actually Peridot, just has her hair. A lusus in charge of making human seers.

The Dersites

Triss - The amputee pirate that kills Xavier.

Scree - Ant person that carves crop-circles into the ground, because she's an alien.

Red - Triss' lover. Curses a lot.

The Felt

Seven - A psychic destined to die alone.

9 - Seven's Doctor.

The Sburb Alpha Children

Squid - Why do these children all have stupid names like this?

Twigs - No, seriously. This is an honest question?

Mars - Who the hell hated these children to the point of giving them names like these? What did they ever do?

York, Tulip, Cloudy, Brains, Kazoo, Peach, Froggy, and others - And who the hell are these douchebags?

Negrococksuck

Did you know that on April Fools Day, 2016; they upd8ed with something called "Neo-KosmoStuck"?

TYETYE - xXx Tye's trollsona xXx, THE pAGE OF bREATH, LIKE tAVROS, WHICH KINDA SUMS UP EVERYTHING, DOESN'T IT,

ZEEEEE - Z's trollzona, the 2ollux fangiirl.

YIVRIS - I-I-Iris' trollsona.

ZEHRAVERIASPRITE - Zehra and Xavier in a sprite.

They all died Just deaths at the hands of Lrd English.

	Manga Ripoffs - Megatokyo • Snafu comics • Suirenoki
	Furry bullshit - Bengo • Exterminatus Now • Housepets! • Kevin & Kell • Lackadaisy • Sonichu • Tails Gets Trolled • The Dragon Doctors • TwoKinds
	Soap operas - Moon Over June • Single Asian Female • Questionable content • The Nice Guy Comic • Rain
	Gaming - CTRL ALT Delete • God Mode • MSPaint Adventures • Penny Arcade • Sore Thumbs • Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
	Fandom - Ancient Realms • How I Became Yours • TG Comics • The Legend of Razor
	Weird shit - Anonymous Asexual • Apartment 18 • Assigned Male • Autobiography of an invisible monster • Billy The Heretic • Chick tracts • Cocoa The Clown • DeCadence Comic • The Dilbert Hole • DNS Comic • Dr.Choker and Pals • Drawn-chan • Electric Retard • Explosm • Hathor the Cow Goddess • Hipster Hitler • Humon • Jerkcity • Joe Mathlete explains Marmaduke • Lego Robot Comics • LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT HOME • Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls • Married to the Sea • Morning Glory • Neo-Kosmos • Rocky Dennis • Sarah's Scribbles • Space Moose • Pokey the Penguin • xkcd
	Providers - Ayyk92 • Anne Onymous • Bengo • Blazesonic • Carlos Latuff • Cheddar-Cheesia • Chris-chan • Comic Genesis • D.C. Simpson • Dave Cheung • Dave Hopkins • Dave Kelly • David Gonterman • Dragonfiend • DisneyFan01 • Drshnaps Productions • Eric W. Schwartz • HamletMachine • Heather Dowdee • Hayakain • Humon • Immelmann • James M. Hardiman • Jay Naylor • Jennifer Diane Reitz • John Campbell • Justflyakite • Kay Fedewa • Kurohime • Leoian • Nostrafort • Psyguy • Raulo Cáceres • RHJunior • Rodney Caston • Smackjeeves • Snapesnogger • Steve MacIsaac • StoneToss • Targ • Tim Buckley • Tim Todd • Tom Preston • Whitedog1 • Wyatt Mann • Zyklon Ben
	Enemies - Constructive Criticism • John Solomon • Talent

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+{{spoilers|humanity is dead and all that's left is a bunch of would-be tumblrinas}}
-{{spoilers|HAHHAHAHA PLOT TWIST IT WAS ALL A DREAM}}
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 A SU/HS fan or a [[SJW]], dumb as they are, will invariably be blinded by Neo-kosmos' identical character art-style and/or shitty webcomic formatting, and enjoy the comic without consideration for anything else including how much [[faggotry]] they are radiating. Eventually, they'll wise up to it and do one of two things; if they're a Social Justice Wanker then they'll stick around for the pandering. If not, they'll realize how void of substance the comic is and how I-want-to-die-cringeworthy the pandering is and [[fuck off]] back to their [[Rule 34]] of their other beloved trash (see: [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Steven_Universe/1 Steven Universe] at your own risk, seriously, it's pretty fucking gross).
-[[File:Thisisnotokay.png|thumb|left|360px|The same people who enjoy this comic made THIS]]
 == Story ==
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 [[File:NeoKosmos-OmegaCringe-01.png|thumb|right|ow the cringe]][[File:NeoKosmos-OmegaCringe-02.png|thumb|right|OW THE FUCKING CRINGE!!!]]
-Due to the ludicrous count of filler panels to make the "comic" seem larger than it is (like any other terrible trash emerged from Tumblr), Neo-Cuckmos has only managed to deliver a plot with 550 pages. Right now the entire story is only "'''HOLY SHIT IT WAS ALL A DREAM'''" but there is at least a minimal amount background stuff to talk about.
+For the longest time during this comic's starting phase, nothing was fucking happening. This is because the one difference between Neo-Kosmos's format and Homestuck's is that Neo-Kosmos emulates a storyboard, meaning that even the slightest change in events must be done in 3 panels. Thankfully they've managed to get their actual plot started however. Now this section of the article has a reason to exist, and we're closer to the time when this comic will end.
-The comic takes place in the far future in an interstellar experimentation lab, after the Earth was [[Steven Universe|destroyed by the cluster]]. The main character is a test subject named [[Tai|Tye]] who has 2 [[OL]] friends; Iris, and Z; whom she has never physically met, [[Homestuck|I wonder what they ripped this "plot point" from]].
+The comic takes place in the far future in an interstellar experimentation lab, after the Earth was [[Steven Universe|destroyed by the cluster]]. The main character is a test subject named [[Tai|Tye]] who has 2 [[OL]] friends; Iris, and Z; whom she has never physically met, [[Homestuck|I wonder what they ripped this "plot point" from]]. Each test subject has their own <s>[[Homestuck|lusus]]</s> doctor. Z's is Dr. Axavi, Iris' is Dr. Qurti, and Tye has two doctors for some reason: Xaveria and Zehra.
-The story starts going somewhere when pirates invade the facility for some reason.
+The story starts going somewhere when pirates invade the facility because of, let's say, [[Homestuck|"Weird Plot Shit"]].
-At this point the doors to all the test chambers open and Tye is free to to find a series of discoveries that break her heart until she finds Xavier. Shortly following is the appearance of <s>Jack Noir</s> Triss - one of the pirates. Tye hides before Triss can notice her and Xavier tries to reason with him - but is killed.
+This weird plot shit opens the doors to all the test chambers and Tye is free to find a series of discoveries that fuck her up until she finds Xaveria. Shortly following is the appearance of <s>Jack Noir</s> Triss - one of the pirates, who's in love with "Red". Tye hides before Triss can notice her and Xaveria tries to reason with him - but is killed. Tye finds Z in her hiding spot and they connive to grave-rob Xaveria's corpse for the computer on her forehead, which these doctors all have.
-Remember reading that this webcomic was Tumblr-bait? Well gender has been made obsolete, and pronouns are honorifics.
+The story transitions to a Derse-Dreaming schizo called [[Unoriginal|"Seven"]]. He; his doctor, "9"; and her doctor do weird shit that'll no doubt be relevant later.
-[[File:Neo-Kosmosfaggotry.png|thumb|left|Average Wikipedia writer and/or character, complete with porno magazines]]
-== Characters (with very little development) ==
+The story goes back to the " " important characters who have teleported to a garden. Z proceeds to rant about how the doctors are all sociopathic Nazi scientists and about how you can [[Gravity Falls|TRUST NO ONE™]]; which is true not gonna lie.
-[[John Egbert|'''Tye''']] - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard(Kind of like how John from Homestuck fan-boys over Con-air). Actually has [[Ass Burgers|ADHD]].
+After that, three other kids appear out of nowhere.
-[[Assigned Male|'''Iris''']] - Tye's <s>senpai</s> love interest and the load-bearing source of trans-pandering. While the comic will let you forget that he's "trans", the [[autism|fandom]] won't, ATM he's on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years, rendering [[rape|Tye's sexual fantasies]] unfeasible, leaving him to be a [[virgin]] who should become [[an hero]].
+Remember reading that this webcomic was Tumblr-bait? Well gender has been made obsolete, Iris is a non-dysphoric MTF tranny, and pronouns are honorifics. Let that sink in.
-C̀́́̕ḩ̶͘͟e҉̛͢͠ę̢̕͢͡s͟͜e̶͏͠ [[Script Kiddies|'''Z''']] - Tye's [[uke]] who took [[Computer Science III]] and as of now has no other character, but according to Tumblr's standards it's good enough.
+== Characters ==
+[[File:Neo-Kosmosfaggotry.png|thumb|right|Average Wikipedia writer and/or character, complete with porno magazines]]
+[[File:N-K-cucked.png|thumb|right|Where this goes speaks for itself]]
+=== The Sburb Beta Children ===
+<div style="margin:0% 0% 0% 5%">
+[[John Egbert|'''Tye''']] - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard (Kind of like how John from Homestuck fan-boys over Con-air). Actually has [[Ass Burgers|ADHD]]. Looks like a midget Stevonnie copy except not being a fusion of 2 kids and have a diamond gem on her belly.
-'''Dr. Xavier''' - One of the scientists assigned to Tye. He's supposed to be the uptight bossy one that never gets along with her. He's dead.
+[[Futa|'''Iris''']] - Tye's <s>senpai</s> love interest and the load-bearing source of trans-pandering. While the comic will at least let you forget that he's "trans", the [[autism|fandom]] won't, ATM he's on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years, rendering [[rape|Tye's sexual fantasies]] unfeasible, leaving him to be a [[virgin]] who should become [[an hero]].
-'''Dr. Zehra''' - Tye's other scientist. [[Cliche|She's supposed to be the direct opposite of Xavier and get along with Tye perfectly]].
+[[Dave Strider|'''Z''']] - Tye's [[uke]] who took [[Computer Science III]] and as of now has no other character, but according to Tumblr's standards it's good enough. Her real name is [[What|"Cheese"]], but she goes by "Z" because "Cheese" is a stupid name to give to a human.
+</div>
-[[QWERTY|'''Dr. Qurti''']] - Iris' scientist.
+=== The Lusi ===
+<div style="margin:0% 0% 0% 5%">
+'''Dr. Xavier''' - One of the doctor assigned to Tye. [[Pearl|He's supposed to be the uptight bossy one that never gets along with her]]. He's dead.
-[[Jack Noir|'''Triss''']] - The amputee pirate that [[rape|kills Xavier]].
+'''Dr. Zehra''' - Tye's other doctor. [[Cliche|She's supposed to be the direct opposite of Xavier and gets along with Tye perfectly]].
-'''Scree''' - Ant person that carves crop-circles into the ground, because [[Cliche|she's an alien]].
+[[QWERTY|'''Dr. Qurti''']] - Iris' doctor.
-[[schizophrenic|'''Seven''']] - A test subject with magic dreams.
+'''Dr. Axavi''' - <s>Dave's Bro.</s> Z's doctor. Total piece of shit by Z's account.
+'''[[Peridot]]''' - Is not actually Peridot, just has her hair. A lusus in charge of making human seers.
+</div>
+=== The Dersites ===
+<div style="margin:0% 0% 0% 5%">
+[[Jack Noir|'''Triss''']] - The amputee pirate that kills Xavier.
+[[Draconian Dignitary|'''Scree''']] - Ant person that [[Cliche|carves crop-circles into the ground, because she's an alien]].
+'''Red''' - Triss' lover. Curses a lot.
+</div>
+=== The Felt ===
+<div style="margin:0% 0% 0% 5%">
+[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ5Vrc4lJmQ '''Seven'''] - A psychic destined to die alone.
 [[Tits|'''9''']] - Seven's Doctor.
+</div>
+===The Sburb Alpha Children===
+<div style="margin:0% 0% 0% 5%">
+[[Jane Crocker|'''Squid''']] - Why do these children all have stupid names like this?
+'''Twigs''' - No, seriously. This is an honest question?
+'''Mars''' - Who the hell hated these children to the point of giving them names like these? What did they ever do?
+'''York, Tulip, Cloudy, Brains, Kazoo, Peach, Froggy, and others''' - And who the hell are these douchebags?
+</div>
-===[[Homosuck|Negrococksuck]]===
+===Negrococksuck===
-Did you know that on April Fools Day, 2016; they upd8ed with something called "[https://docs.google.com/document/d/14wag4FhhGXNRurJi39XF06H3I8IKNazBCpv21ns3tFw/edit Neo-KosmoStuck]"?
+[[File:Just.png|thumb|right|320px]]
+Did you know that on April Fools Day, 2016; they upd8ed with something called "[http://www.neo-kosmos.com/bonus/homestuck/1 Neo-KosmoStuck]"?
-<font color=416600>'''TYETYE'''</font> - xXx Tye's trollsona xXx, THE pAGE OF bREATH,(lIKE tAVROS, WHO'S A FUCKING PUSSY,),
+<font color=416600>'''TYETYE'''</font> - xXx Tye's trollsona xXx, THE pAGE OF bREATH, LIKE tAVROS, WHICH KINDA SUMS UP EVERYTHING, DOESN'T IT,
 <font color=a1a100>'''ZEEEEE'''</font> - Z's trollzona, the 2ollux fangiirl.
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 * [http://neo-kosmos.tumblr.com/ The Tumblr]
 * [https://www.reddit.com/r/neokosmos/ The Reddit]
+* [https://twitter.com/neo_kosmos The Twitter]
 * [https://www.patreon.com/shelbycragg?ty=h The Patreon] - If you donate, you can view spoilers of the comic and then leak them all like a [[jew]].
+{{webcomics}}
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