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Yaoi is a Japanese term for homosexual male fan-fiction and the precursor to Rule 34. Like yuri, most of the genitalia is blurred out due to Japanese censorship laws. Among amused English-speaking fans, this has led to an inside joke involving the notorious "invisible dick". In keeping with the Japanese tradition of "wet love", there's always gushes of semen after, or during, a hot sex scene. 120% of Yaoi couples are made of the "Seme" - the dominant and totally hawt fuckboy, and the "Uke" - the submissive manlet who's constantly getting raped by his significant other. Most people believe that the Uke (the ones who take it up the ass) in a yaoi are just fetal dickgirls. This can be confirmed by the fact that they are all dainty, effeminate, petulant, cunt bitches that are just asking for it. Also, the fact that 90% of yaoi couples have the seme guy with blonde hair further advocates the fact that most japs either want to be white or at least dominated and fucked by white men.

Yaoi in the Wild

The typical uke/seme relationship, a.k.a. rape.

Now that you know the terminology, let's discuss the nature of the beast. The average yaoi fantard is a perv female who acts like a 16 year old girl, but is often much older. It is an unwritten rule that every "fujoshi" (that's what these girls call themselves) needs to be an obnoxious, pocky-devouring land whale with acne, bad teeth, and an obsession for Tumblr. She often has an obsessive love of one or more fictional male characters, but accepts on some level that that she would never, EVER have a chance with such characters even if they were real as she is a creepy hambeast just like the rest of the weeb culture fancunts. Most of them are actually not interested in having their cunt filled by cocks, but more interested in watching tragically retarded love stories where the two faggots eventually die in the end.

Ironically, to make most of these characters gay, fans will bastardize and warp characters into femmy, whiny, angsty characters. #toxicmasculinity

History

Yaoi's history can be linked to the emergence of "shounen-ai" in the 1970's, most notably by manga such as Kaze to Ki no Uta by Keiko Takemiya. "Shounen-ai" strictly refers solely to the boy-on-boy manga written during the 70's and 80's, but is often used by westerners to refer to any story that includes even a hint of homoeroticism (including hints that the Japanese don't even consider homoerotic, such as being friends or being drawn on the same page). "Doujinshi" titles were mainly introduced into the U.S. and other western nations, by the emergence of "scanlation" sites run by Japanese-speaking manga-fangirls desperate for uncensored Dragonball Z comics. In more recent years, companies such as TokyoPop and Viz have begun licensing and releasing "manga" of all kinds, and in late 2004, under its "Be Beautiful" label, CPM began to release "yaoi".

Controversy

Conflict has long existed between yaoi fans and people who don't enjoy seeing their favorite characters bastardized and raped by introverted fangirls on such sites as Fanfiction.Net and Mediaminer.org. Any drama between both factions is almost guaranteed to be found on any site where fanfiction and fanart are publicly archived. Twincest is another form of drama when it comes to yaoi, as well as Legacy of Kain.

Controversy always comes from people who freaked out from the immense gay porn spam that fangirls generate OR people who have gone to a shitty comicon and met autistic fangirls which they ended up hating as a whole. In either of those cases, those people tend to have an even larger gigantic pussy than the fangirls themselves because of how upset and outraged they get over some moist cunt.


Rape fantasies for those freaks seems to be at the top of the kink list, although so many of them will throw a fit if a guy sexualizes a female character in a videogame. #malegaze

For those with little knowledge of the internets: It should be noted that hardcore yaoi and yuri are pretty much as tame as you can get with Japanese animation, which exemplifies exactly how weird Japan is. For more information please address the Mr. Hands anime and 12chan. Unlike loli, yaoi contains favorite characters of The Masses preforming various activities. Reading it makes you part of the mainstream.

South Park Takes on Yaoi

On October 28th, 2015, South Park takes on the yaoi fandom in S19E06 Tweek x Craig. The episode shows PC Principal to focus on Wendy introducing a bunch of Asian students and their Asian culture of yaoi artwork that focuses on the only gay yaoi couple of South Park, Tweek and Craig.

Dude, this is pretty fucked up right there.
Dude, this is pretty fucked up right there.

Yaoi-Con

Once a year, in the Bay Area of California - hereafter referred to as Fagmecca - all of the perverted fangirls and fanfags gather to get their con on at Yaoi-Con in a semen- encrusted clusterfuck. It's just below the furry-con.

Although you have to be over 18 in order to enter the dark dens of despair that make up the Yaoi-Con, that doesn't stop people from acting like stupid fucking retarded teenagers. Mostly, though, the people who attend Yaoi-Con are young girls with daddy issues, or older women who are into femdom. Or they are basement fags who can't afford a plane ticket to an actual factual anime convention, in which case there is another solution.

Popular Fandoms for Boy-on-Boy luvin'

Not shooped.
Not shooped.
  • See S19E06 Tweek x Craig.

A Typical Yaoi Video

Pedo incest and bishie syndrome: nothing unusual.

Hawt yowee action!

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Gallery

  • "He loves it. He eats it off the ground."
    "He loves it. He eats it off the ground."
  • You know you'd be gay for them.
    You know you'd be gay for them.
  • Who needs girls when you have hot anime guys?
    Who needs girls when you have hot anime guys?
  • A male yaoi fan, a.k.a. faggot.
    A male yaoi fan, a.k.a. faggot.
  • Yaoi can lead to fucking butt babies
    Yaoi can lead to fucking butt babies
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  • Not as hot as it seems.
    Not as hot as it seems.
  • Furries
    Furries
  • What do you mean, "boys"?
    What do you mean, "boys"?
  • Good thing indeed.
    Good thing indeed.
  • THAT'S fucking why. Makes sense now.
    THAT'S fucking why. Makes sense now.
  • Catpeople pedo torture, yum.
    Catpeople pedo torture, yum.
  • Truth.
    Truth.
  • Eat my pussy, baby... I mean...
    Eat my pussy, baby... I mean...
  • Typical Yaoi scene...ooh the emotions *sniffle sniffle*
    Typical Yaoi scene...ooh the emotions *sniffle sniffle*
  • These boobs do not approve.
    These boobs do not approve.
  • Typical cock-fantasy
    Typical cock-fantasy
  • Yaoi vore
    Yaoi vore
  • Proof that Yaoi is made by PMSing women.
    Proof that Yaoi is made by PMSing women.
  • A connection
    A connection
  • Those Japanese
    Those Japanese
  • Harry Potter x Draco
    Harry Potter x Draco
  • Code Gay-ass.
    Code Gay-ass.

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