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'''David S. Buckel''' was a | '''David S. Buckel''' was a 60-year-old [[gay]] [[Human rights|rights]] [[lawyer]] and [[tree hugger]] who, on April 14, [[2018]], gave new meaning to the term "[[KILL IT WITH FIRE|flaming]] [[faggot]]" when he doused himself in [[Cum|horrible fossil fuels]] and then lit himself on [[fire]] like a [[Vietnamese]] [[Buddhist|monk]] in order to protest [[global warming]] or some other [[Libtard|bleeding heart]] shit like that. | ||
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== Boys Don't Cry (Unless They're On Fire) == | |||
[[File:BrandonTeena.jpg|thumb|280px|Brandon Teena]] | |||
Before making a name for himself as the [[X-Men|X-Man]] ''The Human Barbecue'', Davis S. Buckel was most well known for being the lead [[lawyer]] in a [[lolsuit]] against ''Richardson County [[Nebraska]]'' and [[Sheriff Joe|Sheriff]] ''Charles B. Laux'' following a [[Mass murder|triple murder]] that was highly publicized because it involved an [[FTM]] [[tranny]] and none of the perpetrators were [[black]]. | |||
'''Brandon Teena''' ([[Deadname]]: '''Teena Renae Brandon''') was a 21-year-old [[bulldyke]] who got raped by two disgusting ex-con [[rednecks]] named '''John L. Lotter''' and '''Marvin Thomas Nissen''' and then went to the [[police]]. Unfortunately for Brandon, Sheriff '''Charles B. Laux''' was too interested in his [[mangina]] and didn't arrest the two [[crackers]] due to a lack of evidence. After finding out that Brandon was a fucking [[snitch]], Lotter and Nissen then ended up murdering Brandon and two of his acquaintances. | |||
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== BURN, BABY! BURN! == | == BURN, BABY! BURN! == | ||
[[File: | [[File:RoastedBuckel.png|thumb|280px|I'm David Buckel and welcome to [[Jackass]]!]] | ||
{{quote|My name is David Buckel and I just killed myself by fire as a protest suicide. I apologize to you for the mess.|I am David Buckel and I am retarded}} | |||
{{quote|My early death by fossil fuel reflects what we are doing to ourselves.|Kentucky Fried Buckel}} | |||
== Reactions From Retards == | |||
{{quote|I mourn for Buckel, who gave his life to demonstrate how our lifestyle and addiction to fossil fuels are harming people and the planet. May we honor him by stopping using oil, gas, and coal, and creating the economy and society he envisioned.|Clair Brown, Professor of Economics at [[Berkeley]] {{archive|ePbwj}}}} | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
Latest revision as of 19:13, 15 April 2018
David S. Buckel was a 60-year-old gay rights lawyer and tree hugger who, on April 14, 2018, gave new meaning to the term "flaming faggot" when he doused himself in horrible fossil fuels and then lit himself on fire like a Vietnamese monk in order to protest global warming or some other bleeding heart shit like that.
Boys Don't Cry (Unless They're On Fire)
Before making a name for himself as the X-Man The Human Barbecue, Davis S. Buckel was most well known for being the lead lawyer in a lolsuit against Richardson County Nebraska and Sheriff Charles B. Laux following a triple murder that was highly publicized because it involved an FTM tranny and none of the perpetrators were black.
Brandon Teena (Deadname: Teena Renae Brandon) was a 21-year-old bulldyke who got raped by two disgusting ex-con rednecks named John L. Lotter and Marvin Thomas Nissen and then went to the police. Unfortunately for Brandon, Sheriff Charles B. Laux was too interested in his mangina and didn't arrest the two crackers due to a lack of evidence. After finding out that Brandon was a fucking snitch, Lotter and Nissen then ended up murdering Brandon and two of his acquaintances.
BURN, BABY! BURN!
—I am David Buckel and I am retarded | ||
—Kentucky Fried Buckel | ||
Reactions From Retards
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