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'''Joanna Rutkowska''' (formerly '''Jan Rutkowski''') is a [[Nazi|Polish]] [[faggot|security faggot]], primarily known for her research on  [[tranny]] [[trap]] installation and hiding techniques. She's widely renowned for being the first [[transvestite]] to admit her condition on a [[faggotry|security faggotry]] conference.


'''Joanna Rutkowska''' is a [[Nazi|Polish]] [[faggot|security faggot]], primarily known for her research on transgender relationships and contributions to [[tranny]] [[trap]] installation and hiding techniques. She's widely renowned for being the first [[transvestite]] to admit her condition on a [[faggotry|security faggotry]] conference.
Other faggots with [[basement dwelling|computer security knowledge]] consider him to be hot and feminine. Dan Kaminsky is currently engaged to Mr. Rutkowski.


Other security faggots with [[basement dwelling]] syndrome consider him to be hot and feminine, albeit Dan Kaminsky is currently engaged with Mr. Rutkowska.
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===The trap===
Rutkowski transformed himself into Rutkowska using a [[Shit no one cares about|special technique]] called [[tranny|Blue]] [[trap|Pill]]. She claimed at BlackHat 2006 that Blue Pill was [[penis|completely undetectable]], so in 2007 two [[faggot|researchers]] challenged her to prove her claim in real-world [[secks|testing]]. Rutkowska responded that she would agree under a modified set of conditions:[http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=243315&cid=19690763]
 
* Five (5) [[cock|computer]]s instead of the two (2) proposed
* No continuous [[buttsecks]] for more than one (1) second
* [[Prostitute|A payment of between $384,000 and $416,000]]
 
The researchers [[raep|declined her proposed conditions]].


===How to detect the trap===
===How to detect the trap===
This entire section is dedicated to help security faggots and unsuspecting passengers, for detecting the [[tranny]] [[trap]] installed on Joanna Rutkowska. Shall you encounter this rare specimen of transgender [[failure]], beware and follow our PROTIPS!
[[Image:Ackbar.jpg|thumb|right|Admiral Ackbar: "IT'S A TRAP" at Defcon 2007.]]


[[Image:Ackbar.jpg|thumb|right|Admiral Ackbar: "IT'S A TRAP" at Defcon 2007.]]
This entire section is dedicated to help security faggots and unsuspecting passengers, for detecting the [[tranny|Blue]] [[trap|Pill]] installed on Joanna Rutkowska. Shall you encounter this rare specimen of [[failure|rootkit]], beware.


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* The chin is a big danger sign saying: [[butt|root]] [[rape|kit]].
*The chin is a big danger sign saying: DANGER [[butt|BUTT]] [[rape|RAPE]].
* The thing around his neck contains Blue Pill. It will instantly turn the [[penis]] into a [[plastic crap|fake vagina]] ready to lurk for poor virgin security faggots. People with real sex experience will obviously note the difference of touch and wetting and panic almost instantly.
*If you are pervert, you will notice some liquid dripping out of the mouth. It's not lip stick.
* The TPI Industrial radioactive particle emitter is used to increase estrogen levels. This helps to convert the man [[boobs]] into small realistic-looking [[tits]]. Don't be fooled, they are more fake than [[your mom|your moms]].
*The thing around her (his) neck is nothing but an emergency pill in case she (in reality, he) gets an erection. It will instantly turn the [[penis]] into a fake [[vagina]] cavity ready to lurk for poor virgin security faggots. People with real sex experience will obviously note the difference of touch and wetting and panic almost instantly. You DON'T want that.
* The wig sticks to the head thanks to some chewing gum compound mixed with whale [[semen]]. It's highly nutritious for the skin and slows down the balding process.
*The TPI Industrial radioactive particle emitter is used to increase estrogen levels. This helps to convert the man [[boobs]] into small realistic-looking tits. Don't be fooled, they are more fake than [[your mom|your moms]].
* Use [http://www.securiteam.com/securityreviews/6Z00H20BQS.html Red Pill]
*The wig sticks to the head thanks to some chewing gum compound mixed with whale [[semen]]. It's highly nutritious for the skin and slows down the balding process.
*The traces of shaved face hair are indeed reliable to determine Joanna's true gender.


===I has stealz malware===
===I has stealz malware===
Joanna has claimed to have stealth [[hax]] that sends [[Mudkipz]] and Splinter Rapes to your mom. It was later proven wrong by master faggots '''Thomas Ptacek''' and his overweight family. [[Fail]].
Joanna has claimed to have stealth [[hax]] that sends [[Mudkipz]] and Splinter Rapes to your mom. It was later proven wrong by master faggots '''Thomas Ptacek''' and his overweight family. [[Fail]].
{{quote|I believe stealth malware can distract them from finding about my boyish chin!|'''Joanna Rutkowska''' - ''loving the cock.''}}


===Engaged to Dan===
===Engaged to Dan===
Joanna and '''Dan Kaminsky''' have been engaged since [[100 years ago]], and they plan to marry on [[Gay]] Parade day real soon.  
Joanna and '''Dan Kaminsky''' have been engaged since [[100 years ago]].  


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{{quote|SIEG HAIL! I'm not a tarp!|'''Joanna Rutkowska''' - ''not a tarp (but a trap).''}}
 
{{quote|[[tits|Stealth malware]] can distract people from my [[cock|chin]]!|'''Joanna Rutkowska [[asking for it]]'''}}
 
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Latest revision as of 04:00, 13 March 2019


IT'S A MAN, BABY!


Joanna Rutkowska is actually a man IRL.

Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


Joanna Rutkowska (formerly Jan Rutkowski) is a Polish security faggot, primarily known for her research on tranny trap installation and hiding techniques. She's widely renowned for being the first transvestite to admit her condition on a security faggotry conference.

Other faggots with computer security knowledge consider him to be hot and feminine. Dan Kaminsky is currently engaged to Mr. Rutkowski.

The trap

Rutkowski transformed himself into Rutkowska using a special technique called Blue Pill. She claimed at BlackHat 2006 that Blue Pill was completely undetectable, so in 2007 two researchers challenged her to prove her claim in real-world testing. Rutkowska responded that she would agree under a modified set of conditions:[1]

The researchers declined her proposed conditions.

How to detect the trap

Admiral Ackbar: "IT'S A TRAP" at Defcon 2007.

This entire section is dedicated to help security faggots and unsuspecting passengers, for detecting the Blue Pill installed on Joanna Rutkowska. Shall you encounter this rare specimen of rootkit, beware.

  • The chin is a big danger sign saying: root kit.
  • The thing around his neck contains Blue Pill. It will instantly turn the penis into a fake vagina ready to lurk for poor virgin security faggots. People with real sex experience will obviously note the difference of touch and wetting and panic almost instantly.
  • The TPI Industrial radioactive particle emitter is used to increase estrogen levels. This helps to convert the man boobs into small realistic-looking tits. Don't be fooled, they are more fake than your moms.
  • The wig sticks to the head thanks to some chewing gum compound mixed with whale semen. It's highly nutritious for the skin and slows down the balding process.
  • Use Red Pill

I has stealz malware

Joanna has claimed to have stealth hax that sends Mudkipz and Splinter Rapes to your mom. It was later proven wrong by master faggots Thomas Ptacek and his overweight family. Fail.

Engaged to Dan

Joanna and Dan Kaminsky have been engaged since 100 years ago.


   
“ 		 
Stealth malware can distract people from my chin!
  		„
  		 

—Joanna Rutkowska asking for it



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