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[[Image:Dragomikeearth.jpg|thumb|right|[[scientists|Experts]] believe that this is how the world will actually end.]] | [[Image:Dragomikeearth.jpg|thumb|right|[[scientists|Experts]] believe that this is how the world will actually end.]] | ||
[[ | [[File:FatDude.jpg|200px|thumb|How he probably looks IRL. R U HORNEE YET ANON?? LUL]] | ||
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'''Dragomike''' is an untalented [[ | {{Fatfurry}} | ||
'''Dragomike''' is an untalented [[fat furry]] artist, who like many other well-known [[furry]] 'artists', has a large [[e-go]]. He is a prime example of why [[fat]] fucks must die, since being big and fat is neither charming nor endearing, it just means you're as [[fugly]] as [[Honey Boo Boo]]. He claims he lives in Greece, which is actually furry for trailer park in Oklahoma. His catchphrase is "When power fails, fatness prevails!", which means nothing and makes absolutely no fucking sense. It's likely he believes ([[Unrealistic expectations|assuming he can think]], which is very unlikely) that having a retarded catchphrase makes him cool. | |||
{{quote|Yup Thats me! The Biggest Huggest Fattest | {{quote|Yup Thats me! The Biggest Huggest Fattest Humongous obese Sumo Macro Dragon! I will hug you! I will smoosh you! I will Slurp you! and of course make you huuge and faaat!! lol|Dragomike, on himself as a fag. Please also keep in mind that this "man" is '''THIRTY''' fucking years old.}} | ||
He also enjoys using various retarded adjectives to describe himself and others, and types like a retarded five year-old, as seen above. Another interesting thing to note is that he has a [[Put shoe on head|sweatpants fetish]]. | He also enjoys using various retarded adjectives to describe himself and others, and types like a retarded five year-old, as seen above. Another interesting thing to note is that he has a [[Put shoe on head|sweatpants fetish]]. | ||
=="Art"== | =="Art"== | ||
[[Image:Dragomikechromicles.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Dragomike's attempt at something dramatic.]] | |||
[[Image:Dragomikecumofaggotry.jpg|thumb|right|Does this look like 'doing it right' to you?]] | [[Image:Dragomikecumofaggotry.jpg|thumb|right|Does this look like 'doing it right' to you?]] | ||
Using the word in perhaps the loosest possible terms in history: Dragomike's "[[shit|art]]" is so horribly vile that simply looking at it can cause severe mental trauma. The vast majority of content made by him consist of [[macrophile|giant]] [[dragon|dragons]] covered in grotesque blobs of squishy pillowy flab, so much fat that anyone and anything caught in its local gravity will sink into the flesh and suffocate. What a way to go, drowned in the fat of an obese [[scalie]] because all because of their insatiable luv for hot dogs and pop-tarts. He also likes to draw fat spewing out in segmented layers, like it's being held back by string, and 'toony' style heads that are so disfigured they make [[Garfield]] look like a masterpiece. Because furfags have no objective standards for the material they [[fap]] to, they flock to his art pages and leave hundreds of "WE LUV UR ART DOOOOOM OMG KAWAII ^___________^" comments. | |||
[Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb141/Icefyer2/Dragomike/1180915106_dragomike_world-in-my-fe.jpg ^^<br/> | |||
15:10:29 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] what do ya think of that pic? ^^;<br/> | |||
15:12:27 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] Heh. It's DM's feet with Earth. ^^;<br/> | |||
15:13:30 ShyCorrel enters this room<br/> | |||
15:13:54 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] shows how huge DM is. ^^;<br/> | |||
15:15:16 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] yup. Not to mention squishy<br/> | |||
15:16:16 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] anyway, gtg | 15:16:16 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] anyway, gtg | ||
Sorry mike I did it for the lulz! | Sorry mike I did it for the lulz! | ||
Along with other fat furries (such as [[Fatferaligatr]]), he's obsessed with [[ | Along with other fat furries (such as [[Fatferaligatr]]), he's obsessed with [[sumo]] wrestling. However, he's [[doing it wrong]]. Whereas Sumo wrestlers are morbidly obese [[Japs]] performing a traditional martial art for the entertainment of paying punters, faggots like Dragomike are morbidly obese furries performing [[buttsex]] for an audience of [[basement-dwellers|lonely people]]. | ||
Because he is also a gigantic, bloated, faggy, emo pile of lard, failure, and [[AIDS]]; he occasionally dons the cap of [[attention whore]]dom by pulling something dramatic or emotional out of his oversized, zit-covered fat ass, as seen to the left. | |||
==Author?== | ==Author?== | ||
[[Image:Dragomikesad.jpg|thumb|200px|right|He's sad cuz he has been diagnosed with [[diabeetus]]. :'(]] | |||
Believe it or not, Dragomike has (on several occasions) tried his hand at fantasy noveling, with online fictionals, either about how evil hy00mans are savages and try to kill his human "counterpart", or about two morbidly obese, emo furfags have [[buttsex|cave]] adventures. What you will find to be astonishingly impossible is the fact that he is EVEN WORSE at writing than he is at drawing. You can find out for yourself at his website (link somewhere below), but only if you are confident that your eyes will not be burned out of your skull. The first story is written on [[Microsoft Word]], and is filled with so many errors that the program probably crashed [[over 9000]] times while he typed, using the same grammatical prowess as seen in his description. There are so many errors that Word doesn't even bother to try and locate all the errors on the page. It's like it started to proofread, then just said "Fuck that, I don't speak no [[Engrish]]". | |||
==Hy00mans== | |||
[[Image:Dragomikehaet.jpg|left|200px|thumb|We hate you too, you bloated piece of shit.]] | |||
As stated, Dragomike calls any person who points out his furgotry hy00mans. And because his brother had an epiphany one day to [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/211341/ rip up one of his shitty drawings] and tell fatso to get a life, Dragomike then swore revenge on all "hy00mans" and then tried to cut himself, only to screw that up too and failing even moar than he already has. It's hard to imagine what his 'revenge' will end up looking like since he's still around, but he would most likely go to one of his childhood schools and go for the [[high score]] by being a fat [[ISIS|suicide bomber]] like [[Michael Moore]] in Team America. | |||
And he'd actually do it because he hates all of them... ''ALL OF THEM.'' | |||
Even [[Jesus]], starving children in [[Africa]], [[Hard Gay]], and [[you]]: ''Especially'' you! Furthermore, this means he even hates himself, and all of his friends, due mostly to fact that fat-ass dragons [[fail]] to exist/use the [[internets]]. In fact, he pulled the biggest [[FYIAD|Fuck you I'm a dragon]] since [[starblade]] wandered into the debate club [[100 years ago]]. | |||
== | ==Family Issues== | ||
[[ | Much like the band [[Fall Out Boy]] (whom Dragomike happens to be a huge fan of, srsly he'd suck Pete Wentz's cock any day), much of his emo comes from problems with his family. However, instead of maybe solving the problem by ''moving out'' which would actually make sense, Dragomike deals with family issues by badmouthing them on the internet, and making bullshit claims of being unable to solve his problems. | ||
=== | ===OHSHI-=== | ||
[[Image:1168148638.tolstoy anlashokgroup2007j.jpg|right|thumb|[[300]] Spartans could totally kick their fat asses.]] | [[Image:1168148638.tolstoy anlashokgroup2007j.jpg|right|thumb|[[300]] Spartans could totally kick their fat asses.]] | ||
Dragomike, his [[gay|butt-buddy]] [[Tolstoy]], and a bunch of their fatass buddies think that they're [[LARP|e-warriors]], and have set up their own [[Juggalo]] group called the [[Anal|Anla]] [[cock|Shok]], to fight against the [[mundane|evil hy00mans]] such as Boy George | Dragomike, his [[gay|butt-buddy]] [[Tolstoy]], and a bunch of their fatass buddies think that they're [[LARP|e-warriors]], and have set up their own [[Juggalo]] group called the [[Anal|Anla]] [[cock|Shok]], to fight against the [[mundane|evil hy00mans]] such as Boy George, [[moot]] and you. However, Dragomike was too busy [[masturbating]] to [[child porn]] (he also does this wrong) while his faggot friends were in [[yiff|battle]], and was subsequently [[party van]]ned for his fat faggotry. He told the judge he [[did it for the lulz]] and proceeded to rant about how he will eventually destroy the world by sucking it up in his fat. The judge told him to GTFO and lurk moar, to which he replied by eating the [[nigra]]. | ||
==Reaction to This Article== | ==Reaction to This Article== | ||
Dragomike made a journal about his discovery of this article. His journal was pretty much a rip-off of [[Two-Ton-Neko]]'s reaction. I mean, just read them both. They're practically the same fucking thing. We all know that if TTN didn't post that 'ground-breaking' entry, then Dragomike would just draw another 'HY00MAN HATE >:O' picture, though that would have been more lulzy. | [[Last Thursday]], Dragomike made a journal about his discovery of this article. His journal was pretty much a rip-off of [[Two-Ton-Neko]]'s reaction. I mean, just read them both. They're practically the same fucking thing. We all know that if TTN didn't post that 'ground-breaking' entry, then Dragomike would just draw another 'HY00MAN HATE >:O' picture, though that would have been more lulzy. | ||
[[Tolstoy]] also [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/143554/ posted about it in his FurAffinity journal.] Of course, then came the obvious and generic "those JERKS!!1! we r here 4 ur support" comments, as well as the "rational" comments, consisting of how he should kill (you heard that correctly, fucking KILL him!) his brother for accomplishing in a few seconds moar than Dragomike accomplished in his entire life. Here they are, for those who don't want to click on any diseased [[FurAffinity| | |||
[[Tolstoy]] also [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/143554/ posted about it in his FurAffinity journal.] Of course, then came the obvious and generic "those JERKS!!1! we r here 4 ur support" comments, as well as the "rational" comments, consisting of how he should kill (you heard that correctly, fucking KILL him!) his brother for accomplishing in a few seconds moar than Dragomike accomplished in his entire life. Here they are, for those who don't want to click on any diseased [[FurAffinity|FA]] links. | |||
===Dragomike's Journal=== | ===Dragomike's Journal=== | ||
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Dragomike is part of a series on
FAT FUCKING FURRIES.
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- Anailaigh
- Angel Meiru
- Auchimura
- ButLova
- Dragonbreeder
- Dragomike
- Fatferaligatr
- Fesazukichan
- Inflatablewolfi
- MeleeKirby
- Mikemedia
- GillPanda
- OmniverseGirl
- Onigojirakaiju
- Onyx Forepaw
- Oz Kangaroo
- Rubbertex Raccoon
- Samael
- Sandythewolfhusky
- SarahChihuahua
- Tofer
- Tolstoy
- TrufflesforYou
- Two-Ton-Neko
- ZS3
- Zero Whitefang
Dragomike is an untalented fat furry artist, who like many other well-known furry 'artists', has a large e-go. He is a prime example of why fat fucks must die, since being big and fat is neither charming nor endearing, it just means you're as fugly as Honey Boo Boo. He claims he lives in Greece, which is actually furry for trailer park in Oklahoma. His catchphrase is "When power fails, fatness prevails!", which means nothing and makes absolutely no fucking sense. It's likely he believes (assuming he can think, which is very unlikely) that having a retarded catchphrase makes him cool.
—Dragomike, on himself as a fag. Please also keep in mind that this "man" is THIRTY fucking years old. | ||
He also enjoys using various retarded adjectives to describe himself and others, and types like a retarded five year-old, as seen above. Another interesting thing to note is that he has a sweatpants fetish.
"Art"
Using the word in perhaps the loosest possible terms in history: Dragomike's "art" is so horribly vile that simply looking at it can cause severe mental trauma. The vast majority of content made by him consist of giant dragons covered in grotesque blobs of squishy pillowy flab, so much fat that anyone and anything caught in its local gravity will sink into the flesh and suffocate. What a way to go, drowned in the fat of an obese scalie because all because of their insatiable luv for hot dogs and pop-tarts. He also likes to draw fat spewing out in segmented layers, like it's being held back by string, and 'toony' style heads that are so disfigured they make Garfield look like a masterpiece. Because furfags have no objective standards for the material they fap to, they flock to his art pages and leave hundreds of "WE LUV UR ART DOOOOOM OMG KAWAII ^___________^" comments.
[Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb141/Icefyer2/Dragomike/1180915106_dragomike_world-in-my-fe.jpg ^^
15:10:29 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] what do ya think of that pic? ^^;
15:12:27 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] Heh. It's DM's feet with Earth. ^^;
15:13:30 ShyCorrel enters this room
15:13:54 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] shows how huge DM is. ^^;
15:15:16 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] yup. Not to mention squishy
15:16:16 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] anyway, gtg
Sorry mike I did it for the lulz!
Along with other fat furries (such as Fatferaligatr), he's obsessed with sumo wrestling. However, he's doing it wrong. Whereas Sumo wrestlers are morbidly obese Japs performing a traditional martial art for the entertainment of paying punters, faggots like Dragomike are morbidly obese furries performing buttsex for an audience of lonely people.
Because he is also a gigantic, bloated, faggy, emo pile of lard, failure, and AIDS; he occasionally dons the cap of attention whoredom by pulling something dramatic or emotional out of his oversized, zit-covered fat ass, as seen to the left.
Author?
Believe it or not, Dragomike has (on several occasions) tried his hand at fantasy noveling, with online fictionals, either about how evil hy00mans are savages and try to kill his human "counterpart", or about two morbidly obese, emo furfags have cave adventures. What you will find to be astonishingly impossible is the fact that he is EVEN WORSE at writing than he is at drawing. You can find out for yourself at his website (link somewhere below), but only if you are confident that your eyes will not be burned out of your skull. The first story is written on Microsoft Word, and is filled with so many errors that the program probably crashed over 9000 times while he typed, using the same grammatical prowess as seen in his description. There are so many errors that Word doesn't even bother to try and locate all the errors on the page. It's like it started to proofread, then just said "Fuck that, I don't speak no Engrish".
Hy00mans
As stated, Dragomike calls any person who points out his furgotry hy00mans. And because his brother had an epiphany one day to rip up one of his shitty drawings and tell fatso to get a life, Dragomike then swore revenge on all "hy00mans" and then tried to cut himself, only to screw that up too and failing even moar than he already has. It's hard to imagine what his 'revenge' will end up looking like since he's still around, but he would most likely go to one of his childhood schools and go for the high score by being a fat suicide bomber like Michael Moore in Team America.
And he'd actually do it because he hates all of them... ALL OF THEM.
Even Jesus, starving children in Africa, Hard Gay, and you: Especially you! Furthermore, this means he even hates himself, and all of his friends, due mostly to fact that fat-ass dragons fail to exist/use the internets. In fact, he pulled the biggest Fuck you I'm a dragon since starblade wandered into the debate club 100 years ago.
Family Issues
Much like the band Fall Out Boy (whom Dragomike happens to be a huge fan of, srsly he'd suck Pete Wentz's cock any day), much of his emo comes from problems with his family. However, instead of maybe solving the problem by moving out which would actually make sense, Dragomike deals with family issues by badmouthing them on the internet, and making bullshit claims of being unable to solve his problems.
OHSHI-
Dragomike, his butt-buddy Tolstoy, and a bunch of their fatass buddies think that they're e-warriors, and have set up their own Juggalo group called the Anla Shok, to fight against the evil hy00mans such as Boy George, moot and you. However, Dragomike was too busy masturbating to child porn (he also does this wrong) while his faggot friends were in battle, and was subsequently party vanned for his fat faggotry. He told the judge he did it for the lulz and proceeded to rant about how he will eventually destroy the world by sucking it up in his fat. The judge told him to GTFO and lurk moar, to which he replied by eating the nigra.
Reaction to This Article
Last Thursday, Dragomike made a journal about his discovery of this article. His journal was pretty much a rip-off of Two-Ton-Neko's reaction. I mean, just read them both. They're practically the same fucking thing. We all know that if TTN didn't post that 'ground-breaking' entry, then Dragomike would just draw another 'HY00MAN HATE >:O' picture, though that would have been more lulzy.
Tolstoy also posted about it in his FurAffinity journal. Of course, then came the obvious and generic "those JERKS!!1! we r here 4 ur support" comments, as well as the "rational" comments, consisting of how he should kill (you heard that correctly, fucking KILL him!) his brother for accomplishing in a few seconds moar than Dragomike accomplished in his entire life. Here they are, for those who don't want to click on any diseased FA links.
Dragomike's Journal
Tolstoy's Journal
TL;DR: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
They are too stupid to realize that they are "hiding behind a monitor", as they accuse us for doing.
See also
- Auchimura
- Angel Meiru
- CattyN
- Dragonbreeder
- Fatferaligatr
- Hhhippo
- Inflatablewolfi
- MeleeKirby
- Mikemedia
- Mxbot
- Rubbertex Raccoon
- Tolstoy
- TrufflesforYou
- Two-Ton-Neko
- Virus-20
- Zero Whitefang
- ZS3
Gallery
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The many faces of a fat fuck. -
HELP THE POKEYMANS! STOP DRAGOMIKE! -
This image is incorrect. Pokemon do not enjoy being inflated. -
Once again...CRAWLING IN MY FAAAAAT! -
Possibly worse than rule 34? -
HAHA HE IS SO FUNNY LOL.
Fan Art
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Add pixplzkthnx to Dragomike Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix. |
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What we all wish would happen. -
BIGGEST DWAGGIE EVUR! ^_^ -
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Isnt he teh fattest dwaggon uve EVUR seen? ^_^ -
LOL SHIT IS FUNNY
External Links
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