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[[Image:Humanitarian.gif|thumb|An [[lulz killer|Internet Humanitarian]] dropping off [[anti-lulz|much needed supplies]] to [[YouTube]] during the [[YouTube Civil War]].]] | [[Image:Humanitarian.gif|thumb|An [[lulz killer|Internet Humanitarian]] dropping off [[anti-lulz|much needed supplies]] to [[YouTube]] during the [[YouTube Civil War]].]] | ||
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'''Internet Humanitarianism''' is a severe form of [[internet disease]] which existed throughout the world for centuries, but started to accelerate during the coming of the [[web 2.0]]. Internet Humanitarians are frequently referred to as Internet Paladins. | '''Internet Humanitarianism''' is a severe form of [[internet disease]] which existed throughout the world for centuries, but started to accelerate during the coming of the [[web 2.0]]. Internet Humanitarians are frequently referred to as Internet Paladins. | ||
== Symptoms of Humanitarianism == | == Symptoms of OL Humanitarianism == | ||
* Claiming to act purely to help others, despite being purely for their own benefit. | * Claiming to act purely to help others, despite being purely [[Attention whore|for their own benefit]]. | ||
* Selfless, until they realize no one around is regretful | * Selfless, until they realize no one around is regretful or even paying attention to them | ||
* Value vigilantism | * Value vigilantism until they're the ones being vigilantecized | ||
* Value freedom of speech | * Value freedom of speech until their privacy is broken | ||
* Value open source | * Value open source until their system breaks | ||
* Value socialism, until they are broke from paying for [[Nigga]]s' health care. | * Value socialism, until they are broke from paying for [[Nigga]]s' health care. | ||
* Value morality | * Value morality until the world finds out about their own transgressions | ||
* Value the opinion of others, unless it's critique, then you are [[hater]]. | * Value the opinion of others, unless it's a critique, then you are [[hater]]. [[Asspat]]s only! | ||
* Believe in the power of the people, until they realize they can't dictate what happens | * Believe in the power of the people, until they realize they can't dictate what happens and [[X is not your personal army]]. | ||
* [[Mission: MySpace|Starting an internets genocide]] against all [[troll]]s. | * [[Mission: MySpace|Starting an internets genocide]] against all [[troll]]s. | ||
* [[Jude's Army|Falling in love while using a random loli's pictures]]. | * [[Jude's Army|Falling in love while using a random loli's pictures]]. | ||
== Known | == Known Internet Humanitarians == | ||
* [[Mark Zuckerberg]] - Valuing the "free flow of information" (i.e. your [[dox]] and noodz) on the internet. | * [[Mark Zuckerberg]]{{jew}} - Valuing the "[[Tubgirl|free flow]] of information" (i.e. your [[dox]] and noodz) on the internet. | ||
* [[Mission: MySpace]] - Killing [[over 9000|over 7000]] MySpace profiles | * [[Mission: MySpace]] - Killing [[over 9000|over 7000]] MySpace profiles (but not [[IDIFTL|for the lulz]]) and [[histrionic personality disorder|getting on TV for it]]. Also doing the same [[stupid]] shit on YouTube and [[Failbook]] now. | ||
* [[Jude's Army]] - This [[bitch]] started the most fucked-up shitstorm ever to hit [[MySpace]]. [[LOL WUT|Having three e-boyfriends simultaneously]] while baiting pedophiles was only the tip of this [[Global Warming|rapidly melting iceberg]] that nearly resulted in one man's [[suicide]]. | * [[Jude's Army]] - This [[bitch]] started the most fucked-up shitstorm ever to hit [[MySpace]]. [[LOL WUT|Having three e-boyfriends simultaneously]] while baiting pedophiles was only the tip of this [[Global Warming|rapidly melting iceberg]] that nearly resulted in one man's [[suicide]]. | ||
* [[Argent009]] - Stating that his concerns are only about protecting his internet [[friend]]s. | * [[Argent009]] - Stating that his concerns are only about protecting his internet [[friend]]s. | ||
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* [[Irish282]] - Another [[YouTube Vigilantes|YouTube vigilante]] | * [[Irish282]] - Another [[YouTube Vigilantes|YouTube vigilante]] | ||
* [[Violetkitty411]] - Like argent009, protecting her subscribers, but never herself. | * [[Violetkitty411]] - Like argent009, protecting her subscribers, but never herself. | ||
* [[Kathy Sierra]] - Fighting for [[blog]]ging rights (moar liek [[BAWWW]]ing rights, [[amirite]]??) | * [[Kathy Sierra]] - Fighting for [[blog]]ging rights (moar liek [[BAWWW]]ing rights, [[STFU|amirite]]??) | ||
* [[Michael Crook]] - [[Craigslist]] vigilante. | * [[Michael Crook]] - [[Craigslist]] vigilante. | ||
* [[ItalianStallionette]] - Was [[allegedly]] making stuffed bears | * [[ItalianStallionette]] - Was [[allegedly]] making stuffed bears | ||
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* [[Jimmy Wales]] - [[Wikipedia]] flounder and [[porn]] impresario. | * [[Jimmy Wales]] - [[Wikipedia]] flounder and [[porn]] impresario. | ||
== Known [[IRL]] | == Known [[IRL]] Humanitarians == | ||
The | The [[fags]] that ostensibly care about other people are just desperately [[Attention whores|craving attention]], negating whatever humanitarian impact they were [[failing|trying to have]] in the first place. <s>Including</s> Especially [[Oprah]] and [[Bono]]. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
* [[White knighting]] | * [[White knighting]] | ||
* [[Slacktivism]] | |||
* [[Social Justice]] | |||
* [[Tumblr]] | |||
* [[Joseph Kony]] | |||
{{Goodguys}} | {{Goodguys}} | ||
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Internet Humanitarianism is a severe form of internet disease which existed throughout the world for centuries, but started to accelerate during the coming of the web 2.0. Internet Humanitarians are frequently referred to as Internet Paladins.
Symptoms of OL Humanitarianism
- Claiming to act purely to help others, despite being purely for their own benefit.
- Selfless, until they realize no one around is regretful or even paying attention to them
- Value vigilantism until they're the ones being vigilantecized
- Value freedom of speech until their privacy is broken
- Value open source until their system breaks
- Value socialism, until they are broke from paying for Niggas' health care.
- Value morality until the world finds out about their own transgressions
- Value the opinion of others, unless it's a critique, then you are hater. Asspats only!
- Believe in the power of the people, until they realize they can't dictate what happens and X is not your personal army.
- Starting an internets genocide against all trolls.
- Falling in love while using a random loli's pictures.
Known Internet Humanitarians
- Mark Zuckerberg✡ - Valuing the "free flow of information" (i.e. your dox and noodz) on the internet.
- Mission: MySpace - Killing over 7000 MySpace profiles (but not for the lulz) and getting on TV for it. Also doing the same stupid shit on YouTube and Failbook now.
- Jude's Army - This bitch started the most fucked-up shitstorm ever to hit MySpace. Having three e-boyfriends simultaneously while baiting pedophiles was only the tip of this rapidly melting iceberg that nearly resulted in one man's suicide.
- Argent009 - Stating that his concerns are only about protecting his internet friends.
- CircaRigel - YouTube vigilante, before the YTV were pwned.
- Irish282 - Another YouTube vigilante
- Violetkitty411 - Like argent009, protecting her subscribers, but never herself.
- Kathy Sierra - Fighting for blogging rights (moar liek BAWWWing rights, amirite??)
- Michael Crook - Craigslist vigilante.
- ItalianStallionette - Was allegedly making stuffed bears
- Jamie Baillie - Trying to remove anything that offends him.
- GayDiamond - Threatening to report Anonymous for raping
herit with the lulz, or assheit calls them, L.U.L.Z. - Jimmy Wales - Wikipedia flounder and porn impresario.
Known IRL Humanitarians
The fags that ostensibly care about other people are just desperately craving attention, negating whatever humanitarian impact they were trying to have in the first place. Including Especially Oprah and Bono.
See Also
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