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Ae-tan and this article are perfect. Don't fuck with them!

Ae-tan (also known as Æ-tan and æ-tan) is the moe personification and mascot of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Classy and elegant, she is the rival and serial molester of Wikipe-tan, the meager maid who serves this role for Wikipedia. Some used to argue that she was Girlvinyl herself, however this steaming load could be smelled all the way to the Moon as Ae-tan is not a walking whale.

Ae-tan was envisioned by Sheneequa to be the counterpart to Wikipe-tan, because if Wikipedians can be anime faggots, so can we. However, Mungbean (aka Fapman) was the one who actually created the fucking thing in a thread on the old ED Forum where people were asked to make suggestions for a new ED mascot, but instead either tried to be edgy/LOLRANDOMXDDDD or nominate themselves. But eventually, via some miraculous power of divine providence, a modern wonder was created, and (after some shitty suggestions like "Helpedtan"/"EDTan" and attempts to outfit her with an owl named "Ed") dubbed "Æ-tan".

Unsurprisingly, the first page of her creation thread already contains speculation regarding whether or not she has a dick.

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Our mascot in all her monocled glory About missing Pics

She's a goddess...
Target spotted...
Commence rape

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Ae-tan on the cover of Kevin Bolk's shitty webcomic book
Ae
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(Kiwi Farms added to the list)
Came third in Cracked's "5 Terrifying Bastardizations of the Wikipedia Model". Some argue the nazi wiki did deserve to win.
Altruistically Excited
A cameo appearance on the ED5 pollfest wallpaper
Ae-tan in all her desktop glory
My Little Ae-tan.
Get the Tshirt
Akinator knows she is always on your mind <3
Here's that stupid owl I was talking about
This stupid turd again
Here's that fucking owl again (missing the tie)
In response to Ohi-tan
TITTY MONSTER
Why?
ED Junior, Ae-tan and her animal friends
Anita loves her
Shitty furry version

Rule 34 About missing Pics

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Showing Wikipe-tan who's boss.

Cosplay About missing Pics

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OhInternet/"OhI-tan"

When OhInternet was created, or rather, "shat out" by Girlvinyl (for the short time it lasted), she was unwilling to let the glorious beauty of our heavenly mascot slip through her fat fingers. To remedy this (while simultaneously trying to distance herself from ED to get more jew gold) the faggots of Ohi posted a couple pictures insinuating that ED's userbase was what was dragging the old Ae-tan down, and their new mascot, "Ohi-tan", is simply Ae-tan with a haircut.

However, in the end, we all know how things turned out. Ohi was shut down because no one needed another KYM (no one even needs the first one), DeHippo still fantasizes about looking like the perfect mascot she deluded herself into thinking was based on her, and the "excess weight" that Ohi-tan "discarded" is still here in the from on the real ED. Proving once again that you don't quit Encyclopedia Dramatica, Encyclopedia Dramatica quits you.

Events:
In Chronological Order
In the Beginning ◆ Attempted coup of the wiki ◆ RFJason CL Experiment ◆ May 2007 ◆ Dancing sandwich war ◆ ED turns 5 ◆ Creation of the ED Mascot ◆ ED sued by Australian Human Rights Commissions ◆ Australian Media interview ◆ Sheneequa Turns Four ◆ Girlvinyl deletes "Niggers" ◆ DeHippo replaces ED with KYM clone ◆ Operation Restoration ◆ New ED founder v& ◆ We change domains over 9000 times for various, hilarious reasons ◆ EDF2 game on the news ◆ ED turns 10 ◆ The Great ED Civil War of 2018 and Zaiger being kicked out for stealing money ◆ New ED owner gets v& (again) ◆ The Great Ass Napkins Saga ◆ Chicago Footjob

During the Great Reign of ED:
Includes Timelines
2005 ◆ 2006 ◆ 2007 ◆ 2008 ◆ 2009 ◆ 2010 ◆ 2011 ◆ 2012 ◆ 2013 ◆ 2014 ◆ 2015 ◆ 2016 ◆ 2017 ◆ 2018 ◆ 2019 ◆ 2020 ◆ 2021 ◆ 2022 ◆ 2023 ◆ 2024

Other Notable Years:

1980s ◆ 1990s ◆ 2000s ◆ 2010s ◆ Y2K ◆ Future ◆ 2001 ◆ 2002 ◆ 2003 ◆ 2004

Featured article May 3st & 4nd, 2015
Preceded by Emma Sulkowicz	Ae-tan	Succeeded by Patreon

Featured article March 27th thru 29th, 2020
Preceded by Doomsday Clock	Ae-tan	Succeeded by TheMysteriousMrEnter

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 '''Ae-tan''' (also known as ''Æ-tan'' and ''æ-tan'') is the [[moe]] personification and mascot of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Classy and elegant, she is the rival and serial [[molestation|molester]] of [[Wikipe-tan]], the meager maid who serves this role for [[Wikipedia]]. [[Some argue|Some used to argue]] that she was [[Girlvinyl]] herself, however this [[bullshit|steaming load]] could be smelled all the way to the Moon as '''Ae-tan''' is ''not'' a walking whale.
-'''Ae-tan''' was envisioned by [[Sheneequa]] to be the counterpart to Wikipe-tan, because if Wikipedians can be [[anime]] [[faggots]], so can we. However, ''Mungbean'' (aka ''Fapman'') was the one who actually created the fucking thing in [http://web.archive.org/web/20110128224258/http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?t=2538 a thread] on the old [[EDF1|ED Forum]] where people were asked to make suggestions for a new ED mascot, but instead either tried to be [[edgy]]/[[I'm so random|LOLRANDOMXDDDD]] or [[attention whore|nominate themselves]]. But eventually, via some miraculous power of [[Satan|divine providence]], a modern wonder was created (or stolen from [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:091127_AE_tan_by_Alexis_Hoheimer.jpg "Anime Empire"]... either one) and (after some shitty suggestions like [[lame|''"Helpedtan"''/''"EDTan"'' and attempts to outfit her with an owl named '''"Ed"''']]) dubbed <big>'''''"Æ-tan"'''''</big>.
+'''Ae-tan''' was envisioned by [[Sheneequa]] to be the counterpart to Wikipe-tan, because if Wikipedians can be [[anime]] [[faggots]], so can we. However, ''Mungbean'' (aka ''Fapman'') was the one who actually created the fucking thing in [http://web.archive.org/web/20110128224258/http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?t=2538 a thread] on the old [[EDF1|ED Forum]] where people were asked to make suggestions for a new ED mascot, but instead either tried to be [[edgy]]/[[I'm so random|LOLRANDOMXDDDD]] or [[attention whore|nominate themselves]]. But eventually, via some miraculous power of [[Satan|divine providence]], a modern wonder was created, and (after some shitty suggestions like [[lame|''"Helpedtan"''/''"EDTan"'' and attempts to outfit her with an owl named '''"Ed"''']]) dubbed <big>'''"Æ-tan"'''</big>.
 Unsurprisingly, the first page of her creation thread already contains speculation regarding [[yes|whether or not she has a dick]].
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-==OhInternet==
+==OhInternet/"OhI-tan"==
-When [[OhInternet]] was created, or rather, "shat out" by [[Girlvinyl]], she was unwilling to let the glorious beauty of our heavenly mascot slip through her fat fingers. To remedy this (while simultaneously trying to distance herself from ED to get more [[jew gold]]) the faggots of Ohi posted a couple pictures insinuating that ED's userbase was what was dragging the old Ae-tan down, and their [[old|new]] mascot, "'''Ohi-tan'''", is simply '''Ae-tan''' with a haircut.
+When [[OhInternet]] was created, or rather, "shat out" by [[Girlvinyl]] (for the [[fail|short time]] it lasted), she was unwilling to let the glorious beauty of our heavenly mascot slip through her fat fingers. To remedy this (while simultaneously trying to distance herself from ED to get more [[jew gold]]) the faggots of Ohi posted a couple pictures insinuating that ED's userbase was what was dragging the old Ae-tan down, and their [[old|new]] mascot, "'''Ohi-tan'''", is simply '''Ae-tan''' with a haircut.
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-However, [[What what in the butt|in the end]], we all know how things turned out. Ohi was shut down because no one needed another [[KYM]] (no one even needs the first one), [[Sherrod DeGrippo|DeHippo]] still fantasizes about looking like the perfect mascot she [[delusional|deluded herself into thinking was based on her]], and the "excess weight" that Ohi-tan "discarded" is still here in the from on the ''real'' ED. Proving once again that you don't quit Encyclopedia Dranatica, Encyclopedia Dramatica quits [[you]].
+However, [[What what in the butt|in the end]], we all know how things turned out. Ohi was shut down because no one needed another [[KYM]] (no one even needs the first one), [[Sherrod DeGrippo|DeHippo]] still fantasizes about looking like the perfect mascot she [[delusional|deluded herself into thinking was based on her]], and the "excess weight" that Ohi-tan "discarded" is still here in the from on the ''real'' ED. Proving once again that you don't quit Encyclopedia Dramatica, Encyclopedia Dramatica quits [[you]].
 ==See Also==
 [[image:Ae-tea.png|170px|right]]
-* {{twitter|Ae_tan_ED|Æ-tan‎ has a twitter}}
+* <s>{{twitter|Ae_tan_ED|Æ-tan‎ had a twitter}}</s> - SUSPENDED LEL
+** {{twitter|realAeTan|Æ-tan‎ 2: Electric Boogaloo}} - The official <s>Twitter</s> X account for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
 * {{fb|ae.tan.94|And an (inactive) FB account}}
 * {{deviantart|ae-tanplz|And an (inactive) DA account}}
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 * [[404 Girl]]
 * [[Os-tan]]
+*[[Samsung Sam]]
 * [[Firefox-ko]]
 * [[Vocaloid]]
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-{{Timeline|Featured article May 3st & 4nd, [[2015]]|[[Emma Sulkowicz]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|TBA}}
+{{Timeline|Featured article May 3st & 4nd, [[2015]]|[[Emma Sulkowicz]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Patreon]]}}
+{{Timeline|Featured article March 27th thru 29th, [[2020]]|[[Doomsday Clock]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]}}
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+<div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;left:0;z-index:150">[[File:Donatebutton.png|center|170px|link=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Donate]] </div>

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