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Yemen is Al-Qaeda's Middle Eastern Headquarters south of Sandy Arbiastan and west of Oman LOL NOTHING WESTERN ABOUT YEMEN!!! The country often brags about how they have a city which is like New York City except made of mud.

History

At least 100 years ago Yemen was a Jew infested shithole with no sand niggers at all until last thursday, some batshit insane Saudi Prince went on a riot and conquered Arabia. When Israel found out about this 1400 years later, they sent a flying carpet to pick take the Jews to Israel where they could live in live in peace be blown to shit. After 9/11, Yemenese terrorists no need for specification as all Yemenese are terorists blew up some American ship which they claim was for teh lulz and for Islam, but it was really to show Somalian pirates whos boss. In 2011, the Yemenese had a revolution against their ruler to show whos boss. Realistically, they wouldnt be able to win for their lack of food everything makes it impossible for them to fight anything, but because they have no education in the country, their dumb fascist president surrendered to the infidels.

Geography

Yemen is located south of desert, west of sand, north of batshit insane pirates and east of DJ BOUTI. Until last Thursday, Yemen didnt have a borderline with Saudi Arabia because NOBODY WANTS TO FUCKIN LIVE IN A DESERT ANYWAYS. The capital city of Yemen, Sana'a, is the first capital city in the world to run out of water! [1]

Economy

Nobody in Yemen has anything at all. The country is so poor that at school Mosques, no school in Yemen, too poor, they make jokes about how rich other people are.

Even with their lack of anything, they still manage to export sand to countries in need of it. These countries are all very cold and are covered in glaciers so it's only frozen shitholes anyways. Another export of Yemen is oil. They export it to Saudi Arabia and United Arab Emirates for 5€ a gallon so the smellier Arabs can sell it for billions of times more to America. This is yemens ultimate plan to destroy America and become an hero. Yemens last and most important export is jihad. They use it to attract faggot left wings to giving them money, but then they can blow up the liberals when they he too annoying with their tolerance. This makes Yemen very smart.

Religion

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Culture

All the culture they have there is stolen from Somalia (pirating), or Saudi Arabia (being terrorists). However, there are some things that the Yemenese have decided might be fun as culture

What to do in Yemen

  • Die
  • Islam
  • Rape
  • Moar Islam
  • Kill
  • Even moar islam
  • starve to death DAI SOEM MOAR
  • Not eat
  • Not drink
  • HOLLY FUCKIN SHIT ISLAM
  • Be a terrorist
  • Join Al-Qaeda
  • Meet Osama Bin Laden
  • Get recruited by some other terrorists
  • Get kidnapped

How to piss off a Yemenese

  • Eat
  • Drink
  • Ask them for food
  • Check them for bombs
  • Throw a shoe at them
  • Build a mud castle and ask them for living instructions
  • Live
  • Tell them they smell bad
  • Tell them they are ugly
  • Tell them that they are a terrorist
  • Ask them about their buddy Osama
  • Burn a mosque
  • Tell someone that you are 64 (average life expectancy in Yemen is 63)

All About Yemen

People

General

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BEST FUCKING COUNTRY EVER FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!!1!1!11

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