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Kesha/Timeline
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Welcome to Encyclopædia Dramatica's comprehensive timeline of the Kesha saga. Here at ED we strive to provide you with accurate, unbiased and up-to-date information on shit nobody cares about such as Kesha. This is currently the most comprehensive and accurate timeline of Kesha's career and legal situation that is available on the internets, so fuck you if you're a social justice faggot who can't handle the facts that are presented on this page just because they don't fit your shitty feminist narrative.
ED's Overly Detailed Ke$ha Timeline
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May 1, 1776 |
Adam Weishaupt founds the Illuminati. |
Ingolstadt, Bavaria |
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March 17, 1956 |
Rosemary Patricia "Pebe" Sebert hatches from a reptilian egg. |
Michigan City, Indiana |
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September 26, 1973 |
Lukasz Sebastian Gottwald is born. |
Providence, Rhode Island |
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March 18, 1981 |
Lagan Blue Sebert falls out of Pebe Sebert's vagina. |
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June 4 - 12, 1986 |
Pebe gets knocked up again after fucking her friends to avoid getting AIDS from a sperm bank. Not even kidding. |
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March 1, 1987 |
Kesha Rose Sebert suddenly falls out of Pebe Sebert's vagina while she's attending a party. |
Los Angeles, California |
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May 1, 1991 |
F.A.R.T. the Movie is released. The film features an old woman identifying the scent of 4-year-old Kesha's fart as coming from a "very virile man". |
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1997 |
Dr. Luke joins Saturday Night Live as their lead guitarist. |
NBC |
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October 12, 1999 |
Louie Sebert falls out of Pebe Sebert's vagina. |
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March 2005 |
Dr. Luke calls Ke$ha's home and Nicole Richie hangs up on him. |
The Sebert Residence |
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May 12, 2005 |
The Wedding Planner episode of The Simple Life airs. This episode features two whores staying at the Seberts' house while planning a wedding. |
Fox |
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September 26, 2005 |
Kesha signed a contract with Lukasz "Dr. Luke" Gottwald and Kasz Money Productions, Inc. |
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October 5, 2005 |
Kesha attended Nicki Hilton's 22nd birthday party where she wasn't drugged or raped. |
Paris Hilton's House |
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October 6, 2005 |
Kesha did not wake up naked in Dr. Luke's bed and did not phone her mum. |
Dr. Luke's Bed |
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October 17, 2005 |
Dr. Luke joins an obscure social networking site known as "MySpace". |
MySpace |
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December 6, 2005 |
Fred Goldring, Ke$ha's lawyer, emails Dr. Luke and attempts to terminate Ke$ha's contract. |
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December 13, 2005 |
Fred Goldring sends Dr. Luke another email. |
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January 27, 2006 |
Ke$ha enlists DAS Communications to find her a better contract within a year. |
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February 7, 2006 |
Gillian Bar, Luke's attorney, informs Kesha's attorney that Kesha is in breach of her contract. |
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February 26, 2006 |
Kesha failed to produce an album within 5 months as required by her contract with Kemosabe Records. |
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May 9, 2006 |
The Barbie Diaries is released, it features the song Invisible by Kesha. |
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August 28, 2006 |
Paris Hilton's single Nothing in This World is released. Ke$ha sings back up. |
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January 22, 2007 |
Ke$ha joins MySpace under the username "keshaishot". |
MySpace |
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January 27, 2007 |
DAS Communications fails to find Ke$ha a contract within a year. |
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May 25, 2008 |
DAS Communications sent Ke$ha and Pebe an email in which they used "explicit language" when referring to Dr. Luke. |
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September 11, 2008 |
Ke$ha attempts to terminate her contract with DAS Communications and celebrates Jews Did WTC. |
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November 26, 2008 |
Ke$ha signs another contract with Dr. Luke's Prescription Songs. |
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November 28, 2008 |
Britney Spears' album Circus is released. The track "Lace and Leather" features background vocals by Ke$ha. |
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December 1, 2008 |
Ke$ha signs the first amendment to her contract. |
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January 27, 2009 |
Flo Rida's single Right Round is released. Ke$ha provides female vocals for the track. |
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May 18, 2009 |
Ke$ha signs the second amendment to her contract. This amendment involved merchandising or some shit. |
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June 9, 2009 |
DJ Stolen registers the iLeaks.com domain name. |
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June 10, 2009 |
The iLeaks Twitter account is registered. |
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August 7, 2009 |
TiK ToK [sic], Ke$ha's debut single, is released. Everyone hates it. |
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September 6, 2009 |
Austin Ryan Dean joins Twitter. |
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September 26, 2009 [citation needed] |
Pebe Sebert sends Luke an email where she refers to him as "part of our family". |
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September 26, 2009[citation needed] |
Ke$ha gives Luke a birthday card that says that he "keeps getting hotter every year". |
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October 13, 2009 |
Dr. Luke tweets a pic of Ke$ha sleeping on the job. |
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December 4, 2009 |
Work on Animal is finished. [1] |
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January 1, 2010 |
Animal, Ke$ha's first album, is released. |
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February 4, 2010 |
Ke$ha uploads a video of her and her friends supposedly vandalizing the Hollywood sign. [2] |
YouTube |
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March 19, 2010 |
Perez Hilton helps trend |
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March 20, 2010 |
Ke$ha apologizes for calling Justin Bieber a baby. [3] |
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May 1 - 2, 2010 |
Ke$ha plays at the Bamboozle Rock Festival. |
New Jersey |
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May 2, 2010 |
iLeaks leaks Telephone by Britney Spears and wants people to pay them $750 to download it. |
iLeaks |
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May 3, 2010 |
Ke$ha sucks on a man's bollocks and has a photo taken to commemorate the occasion. |
Probably New Jersey |
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May 26, 2010 |
DAS Communications files a lawsuit against Ke$ha and Luke for breach of contract and interference. [4] |
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June 4, 2010 |
Pebe Sebert sends Luke an email where she says "You have changed our lives forever. I love you !!" |
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July 7, 2010[citation needed] |
DJ Stolen leaks the first of Ke$ha's n00dz, an image featuring Ke$ha covered in cum. |
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July 16, 2010 |
The blog Shirt Talkers releases more of Ke$ha's n00dz. This time the images featured her having sex with her boyfriend at the time, Harold Karsenty. [5] |
Shirt Talkers |
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September 10, 2010 |
Janusz Jerzy Gottwald, Luke's father, dies. [6] |
Greenwich, Connecticut |
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September 13 - 22, 2010 |
Estimated beginning of the alleged abortion "blackmail". |
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November 13, 2010 |
Ke$ha goes skydiving and her parachute tragically doesn't fail. |
Sydney, Ausfalia |
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November 19, 2010 |
Cannibal, Ke$ha's first extended play, is released. |
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November 19, 2010 |
Tickets for Ke$ha's Get Sleazy tour go on sale and immediately sell out. |
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December 9, 2010[citation needed] |
DJ Stolen apologizes for hacking various celebrities. |
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December 12, 2010 |
Perez Hilton finally discovers the Ke$ha and Harold sex pics on Shirt Talkers and posts them on his site. |
Perez Hilton |
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January 20, 2011 |
Bob Chamberlain claims that he is Ke$ha's father and produces evidence that the two were in contact until she was 18. |
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January 23, 2011 |
Walt Disney's Princess Ke$ha is released on Funny Or Die. It features a cartoon skunk raping Ke$ha's face. |
Funny Or Die |
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February 15, 2011 |
Ke$ha's first show of her Get Sleazy tour. Unfortunately she didn't die of dysentery on the Oregon Trail. |
Portland, Oregon |
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March 13 - 22, 2011 |
Estimated end of the alleged abortion "blackmail". |
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April 14, 2011 |
Ke$ha and Iggy Pop star in PETA's campaign against seal clubbing. |
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May 6, 2011 |
Ke$ha's final show of her Get Sleazy tour. |
Los Angeles, California |
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May 17, 2011 |
Ke$ha asks her fans to send her their teeth. |
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May 18, 2011 |
T-Pain posts a picture of himself and Ke$ha with a pile of money. Please contact the police if you know which bank they robbed. |
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May 18, 2011 |
iLeaks takes its final leak on Twitter. |
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June 11, 2011 |
Ava James, Luke and Jessica's daughter, is born alive and unaborted. |
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June 16, 2011 |
Ke$ha admits under oath that Dr. Luke never abused/raped/teabagged her. [7] |
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June 17, 2011[citation needed] |
DJ Stolen is sentenced for hacking various celebrities, including Ke$ha. |
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June 23, 2011 |
Ke$ha loses her voice. |
Somerset, England |
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June 24, 2011 |
Ke$ha's voice unfortunately returns in time for her "surprise" performance at Glastonbury. |
Somerset, England |
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July 16, 2011 |
Pebe Sebert sends Luke an email where she says "I know you are going to be a great dad." |
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October 18, 2011 |
Pebe admits under oath that Dr. Luke never abused/raped/teabagged Ke$ha. [8] |
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November 10, 2011 |
Ke$ha registers the domain name putyourbeardinmymouth.com |
GoDaddy |
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December 6, 2011 |
Ke$ha makes her first post on her Put Your Beard In My Mouth Tumblr. |
Put Your Beard In My Mouth |
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February 17, 2012 |
Jessica James reveals that she's pregnant again. [9] |
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March 13, 2012 |
Ke$ha invents Cock Pop. [10] |
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April 24, 2012 |
Ke$ha tweets a photo of herself urinating in the street and taunts the "PoPo" to catch her if they can. |
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April 25, 2012 |
Ke$ha makes her last post on her Put Your Beard In My Mouth Tumblr. |
Put Your Beard In My Mouth |
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June 2012 |
Ke$ha claims that Luke "violently thrashed his arms" at her and forced her to hide in the mountains after she refused to sing lyrics about fat bitches for Crazy Kids. |
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June 2012 |
Ke$ha stops paying Kemosabe the royalties that she owes them. |
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July 5, 2012 |
The film Katy Perry: Part of Me is released. Ke$ha appears in it. |
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August 2, 2012 |
Wes James, Luke and Jessica's son, is born. |
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August 27, 2012 |
Ke$ha is detained by the Department of Homeland Security for smuggling an ivory snuff bottle into the US. |
Los Angeles, California |
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September 25, 2012 |
Ke$ha's Die Young single is released. |
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November 20, 2012 |
Ke$ha's autobiography, entitled My Crazy Beautiful Life, is released. |
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November 21, 2012 |
The DAS Communications lawsuit is settled. |
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November 30, 2012 |
Ke$ha releases her second album, Warrior, which crashes harder than an aeroplane into a skyscraper. |
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December 4, 2012 |
Deconstructed, Ke$ha's second EP, is released. |
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December 6, 2012 |
Perez Hilton leaks the image of Ke$ha sucking a man's bollocks. |
Perez Hilton |
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December 6, 2012 |
Ke$ha sings C'mon on The X Factor after whining about Perez Hilton for several hours. |
Fox |
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December 14, 2012 |
Adam Lanza goes for the high score. |
Newtown, Connecticut |
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December 18, 2012 |
Ke$ha apologizes for causing Adam Lanza to murder 20 children and then proceeds to lie about being "forced" to sing Die Young. |
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December 20, 2012 |
Ke$ha admits that she lied about being "forced" to sing Die Young. |
Ke$ha's Website |
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January 6, 2013 |
Ke$ha voices a character in the Robot Chicken episode "Papercut to Aorta". |
Adult Swim |
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February 19, 2013 |
Clive Davis' memoir, The Soundtrack of My Life, is released. The book explains why Kelly Clarkson was butthurt over working with Dr. Luke and Max Martin. |
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March 29, 2013 |
Austin Dean leaks the unreleased Ke$ha song Dancing With the Devil. |
SoundCloud |
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April 3, 2013 |
Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips reveals in a reddit AMA that The Flaming Lips and Ke$ha are working on an album called Lip$ha. [11] |
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April 14, 2013 |
Ke$ha and Snoop Dogg smoke weed on stage at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards. |
MTV |
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April 23, 2013 |
Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life begins airing its first season on MTV. |
MTV |
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May 21, 2013 |
MTV shows Ke$ha drinking her own urine. |
MTV |
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May 23, 2013 |
Ke$ha's first show of her Warrior tour. |
Boston, Massachusetts |
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May 28, 2013 |
Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life ends its first season on MTV. |
MTV |
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July 4, 2013 |
An 11-year-old Ke$ha fan named Nicole Kim Garcia fakes her death on Twitter and her BFF, Ashley Smith, starts the |
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July 5, 2013 |
Ke$ha comments on Nicole's "death" and dedicates her next performance to her. |
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August 1, 2013 |
Ke$ha's phallic jewellery line, Kesha Rose by Charles Albert, is released and quickly sells out. |
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September 10, 2013 |
"Rebecca Pimmel" starts the "Let Ke$ha have creative freedom" petition. Earliest known link to the petition dates back to September 10, 2013. |
Care2 |
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September 10, 2013 |
Austin Ryan Dean posts the petition on Twitter on behalf of "Rebecca Pimmel", he also emphasizes that he knows that the petition starter is a woman. [12] |
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September 15, 2013 |
@FreeKeshaLuke (now @KeshaTODAY) joins Twitter. |
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September 29, 2013 |
Steven Greenstreet, director of Ke$ha:My Crazy Beautiful Life, tweets images from Ke$ha's recent concert that show her fans holding anti-Dr. Luke signs along with the message "It’s come to this. |
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October 7, 2013 |
Pitbull's single, Timber, is released. The song features Ke$ha and is currently her last song... and we hope that it fucking stays that way. |
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October 14, 2013 |
Pebe launches a harassment mob against Harold Karsenty which results in him being suspended from Twitter. |
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October 15, 2013 |
FreeKeshaLuke a.k.a. MikeIsGay leaks What Ke$ha Wants: The Creative Freedom Movement, an entire album of her shittiest unreleased songs. |
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October 24, 2013 |
Ke$ha states in an interview that she doesn't have enough creative control. |
Rolling Stone |
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October 29, 2013 |
Pebe Sebert sends Dr. Luke and his lawyer an e-mail where she attempts to extort him and threatens to blackmail him with Ke$ha's false rape accusations. |
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October 30, 2013 |
Pebe Sebert sends another email to add that she's planning on forwarding everything to the blogger who started "Free Kesha". |
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October 30, 2013 |
Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life begins airing its second season on MTV. |
MTV |
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November 7, 2013 |
Wayne Coyne announces that Lip$ha is cancelled, but claims he can't say why (but we all know that it's because Ke$ha and Pebe lied to him). [13] |
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December 18, 2013 |
Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life ends its second season on MTV. |
MTV |
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December 30, 2013[citation needed] |
Pebe sent out an email to numerous fans and bloggers claiming that Dr. Luke physically and emotionally abused Ke$ha. |
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December 31, 2013 |
Ke$ha uploads the official music video for the song "Dirty Love". The video was her directorial debut, which isn't much of an accomplishment considering that the whole video is just Ke$ha stripping and dancing with transvestites. |
YouTube |
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January 3, 2014 |
Ke$ha checked into Timberline Knolls, an eating disorder treatment center. |
Lemont, Illinois |
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January 11, 2014 |
"Rebecca Pimmel" joins Twitter to promote her shitty petition. |
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February 1, 2014 |
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February 5, 2014 |
It's revealed that the LAPD is investigating online death threats against Dr. Luke. |
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March 5, 2014 |
Ke$ha changes her Twitter handle from keshasuxx to KeshaRose. |
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March 6, 2014 |
Ke$ha was finally released from Timberline Knolls after doctors erroneously deemed her to no longer be a threat to society. |
Lemont, Illinois |
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March 7, 2014 |
Ke$ha drops the dollar sign from her name in an attempt to look less Jewish. |
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April 27, 2014 |
Ke$ha is seen with Brad Ashenfelter for the first time. |
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May 4, 2014 |
The Flaming Lips tweet that Lip$$ha [sic] will be released... as soon as Ke$ha "works out her stuff with Luke". [15] |
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August 2, 2014 |
Harold Karsenty marries Madison Paige Hamile. [16] |
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September 5, 2014 |
Simone Battle of G.R.L., a Kemosabe signed girl group, is found hanging in her closet. Ruled a suicide, but Ke$ha has never denied involvement in her death. |
Los Angeles, California |
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October 14, 2014 |
Ke$ha files a LOLsuit against Dr.Luke and finally plays the rape card. |
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October 14, 2014 |
Dr. Luke files a defamation lawsuit against Ke$ha. | |
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October 15, 2014 |
Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door. |
Venice, California |
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October 16, 2014 |
Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door. |
Venice, California |
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October 16, 2014 |
David Jacoby, Senior Vice-President of Sony Music, begins searching for a lawyer to represent Sony during the impending legal shitstorm. [17] | |
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October 17, 2014 |
Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door. |
Venice, California |
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October 18, 2014 |
Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door. |
Venice, California |
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October 19, 2014 |
Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door. |
Venice, California |
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October 20, 2014 |
Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door. Alberto then firmly affixed the summons to Ke$ha's door using stickers from a store-bought roasted chicken. |
Venice, California |
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October 20, 2014 |
Alberto Gutiérrez mails a copy of the summons to Ke$ha to ensure that the bitch gets it. |
Venice, California |
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October 21, 2014 |
The court declassifies Ke$ha and Pebe's depositions from the DAS Communications lawsuit. | |
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December 2, 2014 |
Lady Gaga reveals that she was allegedly raped by a music producer early in her career. |
The Howard Stern Show |
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December 2, 2014 |
Mark Geragos poses the deeply philosophical question "Guess who the rapists was?" and then responds "#bingo" when some faggot says "Lukasz". |
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December 2, 2014 |
Lady Gaga's lawyers call Geragos out on his bullshit. |
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December 2, 2014 |
Geragos claims that Lady Gaga's lawyers are lying and then threatens to drag Lady Gaga to court to testify against Dr. Luke. |
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December 3, 2014 |
Pebe files a counter suit against Dr. Luke claiming that he caused her to develop PTSD. |
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December 8, 2014 |
Dr. Luke files a defamation lawsuit against Mark Geragos. | |
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December 23, 2014 |
Ke$ha performed live with Yeast Infection. |
Nashville, Tennessee |
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June 9, 2015[citation needed] |
Ke$ha amends her lawsuit to include Sony. Ke$ha now claims that Sony knew about the abuse (that didn't actually exist) and did nothing about it. | |
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September 9, 2015 |
Ke$ha gay marries Vittorio Masecchia & Felipe Noqueira. |
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September 19, 2015 |
Ke$ha's final show of her Warrior tour. |
South Carolina |
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October 13, 2015 |
Sony rejects Ke$ha's proposal to work with them without any involvement from Kemosabe Records. Perhaps Sony would have been more receptive of this offer if the lying bitch hadn't added them to her lawsuit several months earlier. | |
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October 19, 2015 |
Ke$ha appears in an episode of Jane the Virgin. |
The CW |
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October 23, 2015 |
Jem and the Holograms, a reboot movie of the 80s animu of the same name, is released. Ke$ha has a small role in this shitty flop of a movie. | |
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October 30, 2015 |
Mark Geragos files Ke$ha's request for an injunction. Interestingly, the filing claims that Ke$ha hasn't toured in "nearly a year" which is a blatant lie. | |
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November 5, 2015 |
Pebe Sebert's Twitter account goes on a multi-tweet rant calling Luke a rapist urging a boycott of Sony. It's possible that these tweets were actually made by Ke$ha. |
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November 11, 2015 |
Austin Dean starts his #FreeKesha petition. |
Care2 |
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November 11, 2015 |
KeshaTODAY tweets a link to Austin's petition. |
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November 12, 2015 |
Austin tweets a link to his petition. |
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November 14, 2015 |
"Rebecca Pimmel" links to Austin Dean's #FreeKesha petition. |
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January 26, 2016 |
Ke$ha's fans stand outside of the courthouse and harass people as an act of "protest". |
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February 2, 2016 |
Pebe claims that Dr. Luke is attempting to blackmail her into giving up writing credit on Timber by refusing to pay the other writers. A hilariously blatant lie since the song had already been out for over 2 years. [18] |
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February 3, 2016 |
Shirley Kornreich dismisses Dr. Luke's lawsuit against Pebe, Vector and Rovner. |
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February 10, 2016 |
Pebe accuses Max Martin of witnessing Dr. Luke's "abuse" of Ke$ha. [19] |
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February 19, 2016 |
New York Supreme Court Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich denies Ke$ha's request for an injunction. [20] |
New York |
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February 19, 2016 |
Maggie Lindemann reveals that she still possesses common sense and is promptly eviscerated by the SJW horde. |
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February 19, 2016 |
Brandon de la Cruz starts a GoFundMe campaign in an attempt to raise $2,000,000 and buy Ke$ha's contract from Sony. |
GoFundMe |
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February 19, 2016 |
GirlOnInternet begins researching Kesha and starts the first draft of ED's Kesha article. [21] |
Encyclopædia Dramatica |
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February 20, 2016 |
Some faggot finds the picture of sleeping Ke$ha on Twitter and immediately deems it to be "evidence". |
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February 20, 2016 |
Dr. Luke realized that some faggot was about to turn an innocent photo into a big deal and attempts to delete the tweet and photo. |
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February 20, 2016 |
Another faggot who managed to screencap both the photo and the deletion notice posts the screencaps. |
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February 21, 2016 |
Taylor Swift donates $250,000 to Ke$ha. |
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February 21, 2016 |
Thousands of children needlessly starve to death in Ethiopia because noone donated $250,000 to help them. |
Ethiopia |
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February 22, 2016 |
Dr. Luke makes a series of tweets defending himself from the vile and disgusting harassment of the #FreeKesha movement. |
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February 23, 2016 |
TMZ digs up video of Ke$ha and Pebe swearing under oath that none of the accusations against Luke were true. |
TMZ |
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February 23, 2016 |
Lena Dumbham makes a long blog post about how Ke$ha's case is rape culture or some shit. Neglects to mention her own history of making false rape accusations and molesting her sister. |
Lenny Letter |
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February 24, 2016 |
Adele uses her acceptance speech at the 2016 Brit Awards to voice her support for Ke$ha and her lies. |
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February 24, 2016 |
Ke$ha thanks all of the idiots for their support and then claims that her frivolous lawsuit against Dr. Luke was never about getting a better contract. |
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February 25, 2016 |
Mark Geragos responds to the deposition video by insisting that Ke$ha was threatened into lying under oath, he then proceeds to refer to Dr. Luke as a "monster". |
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February 25, 2016 |
Sony states that they are unable to release Ke$ha from her contract because her contract is not with them. |
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February 25, 2016 |
Charlie Puth commits wrongthink and is promptly harassed. |
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February 26, 2016 |
Luke's mum, Laura Gottwald, speaks out in support of her innocent son. |
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February 26, 2016 |
Ke$ha's fans stand outside of Sony's headquarters and harass people as an act of "protest". |
New York City |
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February 28, 2016 |
Lady Gaga performs Til It Happens To You at the 88th Academy Awards, she dedicates the song to sexual assault survivors and for some reason includes Ke$ha. |
Los Angeles, California |
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March 2, 2016 |
Luke's sister, Vezna Gottwald, speaks out in support of her innocent brother. |
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March 5, 2016 |
Ke$ha receives an award from the "Human Rights Campaign", a group that actually supports faggots instead of supporting starving children in China. |
Nashville, Tennessee |
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March 6, 2016 |
Kelly Clarkson claims that she was "blackmailed" by her label into working with Dr. Luke. She also calls him a liar and "not a good man". |
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March 9, 2016 |
Shitty tabloid The Wrap publishes an article that claims that Sony is planning on dropping Dr. Luke. |
The Wrap |
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March 9, 2016 |
The faggots of Twitter begin planning for the |
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March 9, 2016 |
Ly Moula of Blahzé Misfits leaks all of Dr. Luke's drum kits and samples onto the internets. |
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March 10, 2016 |
Pebe does an interview with Billboard where she lies her fucking arse off about the decade of "abuse". [22] |
Billboard |
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March 11, 2016 |
Ke$ha's fans stage another "protest" outside of Sony headquarters. |
New York City |
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March 18, 2016 |
An Encyclopædia Dramatica investigator confronts Ke$ha's fans with evidence that "Rebecca Pimmel" could be Ke$ha herself. |
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March 19, 2016 |
"Rebecca Pimmel" responds to our inquiry and claims to be Austin Ryan Dean. |
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March 22, 2016 |
Ke$ha files an appeal against Shirley Kornreich's ruling that compares her contract to slavery. |
New York |
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March 22, 2016 |
The progressive libtard commenters on HuffPost begin frothing at the mouth and finally start calling Ke$ha a liar after her slavery comments. |
Huffington Post |
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March 28, 2016 |
Ke$ha posts a picture of her fat arse in a bikini and demands that people stop fat shaming her because "ain't nobody got time for it". |
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March 28, 2016 |
Ke$ha appears in the documentary series The Haunting of... where she recounts being haunted by a ghost named "Wild Bill". Srsly. |
Lifetime Movie Network |
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March 31, 2016 |
Ke$ha appears as a guest judge in an episode of Project Runway All Stars. |
Lifetime |
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April 3, 2016 |
Ke$ha claims that she rejected a deal that would have given her her "freedom" if she apologized for making false rape allegations. |
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April 3, 2016 |
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April 5, 2016 |
Jessica James, Dr. Luke's girlfriend, makes a post mocking/parodying Ke$ha's recent Instagram post. |
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April 5, 2016 |
Jessica James begins making all of her social media accounts private after receiving a torrent of harassment. |
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April 6, 2016 |
Ke$ha gets BTFO when Shirley Kornreich dismisses all but one of the claims in her LOLsuit against Sony. [23] |
New York |
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April 6, 2016 |
Jeffrey Wahl, Austin's retarded friend, starts a retarded petition on the White House site. [24] |
whitehouse.gov |
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April 7, 2016 |
Jennifer Lopez releases her single and "feminist anthem" Ain't Your Mama. |
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April 7, 2016 |
The spastics on Twitter begin harassing Jennifer Lopez via the |
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April 7, 2016 |
Demi Lovato makes a tweet promoting Jennifer Lopez's Ain't Your Mama and is promptly harassed. [25] |
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April 12, 2016 |
Meghan Trainor reveals that Jennifer Lopez didn't know that Luke worked on Ain't Your Mama and noone cares. |
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April 13, 2016 |
Fashion designer Brian Lichtenberg releases a series of overpriced "Free Kesha" attire that feature a DeviantART quality drawing of Ke$ha. |
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April 15, 2016 |
Ke$ha is subpoenaed to give another deposition in June. |
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April 15, 2016 |
Ke$ha is photographed at LAX after getting blatantly obvious lip injections. |
Los Angeles, California |
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April 17, 2016 |
Ke$ha makes a "surprise" appearance with Zedd at the 2016 Coachella Music Festival and sings "True Colours". |
Indio, California |
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April 19, 2016 |
Austin Ryan Dean says that he'll "block & sue" anyone that he sees degrading Ke$ha's looks. Meanwhile, Ke$ha was busy being fugly. |
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April 20, 2016 |
Austin Ryan Dean quits Twitter forever. Fortunately, we were able to save plenty of info on this prick before he committed E-suicide. |
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April 21, 2016 |
An entry for a new Ke$ha song entitled "Buried Alive" appears in the BMI database. [26] |
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April 24, 2016 |
Jessica James unlocks her Instagram and Kole Cluxton immediately begins harassing her and her father. |
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April 25, 2016 |
Zedd posts a photo of himself and Ke$ha in a recording studio. |
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April 25, 2016 |
Austin Ryan Dean unquits Twitter. |
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April 26, 2016 |
Pebe drops her counterclaims against Dr. Luke, thus confirming that he did not cause her to develop PTSD. |
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April 27, 2016 |
Zedd announces Zedd & Kesha - True Colors. |
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April 29, 2016 |
Zedd & Kesha - True Colors is released. |
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May 2, 2016 |
Ke$ha fires professional douchebag Mark Geragos and replaces him with Daniel Petrocelli. |
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May 5, 2016 |
Ke$ha "discovers" that one of her unreleased songs was used in a Korean commercial and tweets about it. |
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May 6, 2016 |
Ke$ha's new legal team files yet another appeal that Shirley will surely deny. |
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May 7, 2016 |
Ke$ha sings Lady Gaga's Til It Happens to You at the Humane Society Gala to honour all of the innocent animals that have been victims of rape. Christina Grimmie also sings at the event and poses with Ke$ha for several photos. |
Los Angeles, California |
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May 11, 2016 |
It was revealed that Ke$ha was planning to perform a "statement" act (i.e. slandering Dr. Luke under the guise of "art") at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards. |
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May 11, 2016 |
Ke$ha has a guest appearance on an episode of Nashville. |
ABC |
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May 12, 2016 |
Nashville gets cancelled! |
ABC |
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May 15, 2016 |
ED's Kesha article is finally moved to the mainspace. |
Encyclopædia Dramatica |
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May 17, 2016 |
Kemosabe rescinds Ke$ha's permission to slander Dr. Luke at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards. |
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May 18, 2016 |
Ke$ha sings Bob Dylan's It Ain't Me Babe with Ben Folds. |
Los Angeles, California |
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May 18, 2016 |
Kemosabe rescinds its rescinding of Ke$ha's permission to slander Dr. Luke at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards after she whines about how she only wanted to sing a Bob Dylan song. |
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May 22, 2016 |
Ke$ha performs at the BBMAs while dressed like a gay Colonel Sanders. |
Los Vegas, Nevada |
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May 30, 2016 |
A "hacker" named sw4ylol hacks Katy Perry and then makes a tweet with her account calling DJ KEEMSTAR a fag. |
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June 1, 2016 |
sw4ylol leaks Dr. Luke's phone number and the Animals begin another harassment campaign. |
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June 1, 2016 |
sw4ylol gets suspended from Twitter. |
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June 1, 2016 |
sw4ylol leaks Dr. Luke's phone number and the Animals begin another harassment campaign. |
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June 3, 2016 |
Ke$ha accuses Instagram user jackknife76 of calling her a "fat whore" (leading to massive amounts of reportfaggotry) and posts a horrific image of her flabby arse. |
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June 5, 2016 |
Sw4y rejoins Twitter as lolsw4y and hacks into Kylie Jenner and Kellie Pickler's accounts. |
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June 5, 2016 |
Sw4y gets suspended again |
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June 5, 2016 |
Ke$ha helps some homosexuals get engaged at Disney World's Gay Days. |
Orlando, Florida |
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June 7, 2016 |
Sw4y rejoins Twitter as |
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June 9, 2016 |
Ke$ha covers Imagine by John Lennon at the Planned Parenthood Gala. |
Washington, D.C. |
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June 10, 2016 |
Christina Grimmie is shot. |
Orlando, Florida |
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June 11, 2016 |
Christina Grimmie dies. |
Orlando, Florida |
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June 11, 2016 |
Kevin James Loibl, an atheist ginger faggot, is identified as Christina Grimmie's killer. |
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June 11, 2016 |
Ke$ha posts a photo of herself with Christina Grimmie (while she was alive lololol) and demands gun control. |
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June 11, 2016 |
Ke$ha performs at Pittsburgh Pride in Pittsburgh. |
Pittsburgh |
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June 12, 2016 |
Omar Mateen, a homosexual Muslim faggot, shoots up the Pulse nightclub and kills 49 homosexuals. |
Orlando, Florida |
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June 12, 2016 |
Ke$ha comments on the second tragedy that occurred in Orlando. |
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June 14, 2016 |
Jessica James' Twitter account is confirmed to have been made public again. |
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June 14, 2016 |
Lane Graves, a 2-year-old boy, is kidnapped by an alligator at a Disney resort. |
Orlando, Florida |
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June 15, 2016 |
Lane Graves' body is recovered. |
Orlando, Florida |
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June 22, 2016 |
Utterly incompetent Florida park officials announce that they are "sure" that the alligator that killed Lane Graves has been captured and euthanized. |
Orlando, Florida |
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August 12, 2016 |
Kesha tells the NY court that she won't be using her false abuse allegations against Dr. Luke to get out of her contract, focusing on "professional grievances". |
New York |
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TBD |
Ke$ha does an Amy Winehouse/Steve Irwin/Kurt Cobain. |
TBD |
- The estimated time frame of when Dr. Luke was supposedly attempting to "blackmail" his "wife" (actually his girlfriend) into having an abortion is marked in red.
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 when these events occured. You can help by solving the mystery.
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2005-2008 |
Ke$ha breaks into Prince's house. |
Prince's House |
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Ke$ha vomits in Paris Hilton's closet. |
Paris Hilton's closet |
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Julianna Beasley comments on a YouTube video about Dr. Luke. |
YouTube |
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2010 |
Harold Karsenty proposes to Ke$ha. |
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Between July 7 and September 19, 2010 |
Harold Karsenty breaks up with Ke$ha. |
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A month after the previous entry, dumbarse. |
Harold Karsenty starts dating another woman a month after dumping Ke$ha. |
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Ke$ha starts secretly dating Darren Craig. |
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Ke$ha and Darren Craig break up. |
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Ke$ha locks her mum out of their hotel room with no shoes or money. |
Las Vegas, Nevada |