Eagleshigh

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Eagleshigh (also known as TooZionist4Me, Just_Asking_Questions, faggot) a Moderator on the Rizon network-based channel #chimpire is a wigger who looks like a jew.

How it all began

Once there was this little jewish boy, who had very abusive parents, Everyday they would attempt to shove as many things up his little boy pooper.

The little boy ended up growing with the biggest butthurt in recent history.

Growing up

Our little boy ended up being snatched by the CPS and his parents locked for being Sick Fucks.

In his adolescence years, he was that emo guy you see in the corer of the playground, you know the one, always listening to Evanescence and shunning society because "They can't understand the 'butt'pain".

After reaching the ripe age of 15, Eagleshigh decided saw that he was too poor to buy the latest My Chemical Romance album, so he had to turn to desperate measures, after 3 monthes of searching for a sugar daddy (hes srsly too ugly to find one), he found the love of his life, in the form of suspook.

Everyday, suspook would ram his 5" penis into Eagelshigh loose asshole, in exchange for money and channel oper status