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Cambion-Hunter
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Cambion-Hunter | |
| Name | Niall Hagan |
| Born | January 16, 1990 (34 years old) |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Residence | Charlottesville, Virginia, Jewnited States of Americunts |
| Religion | Liberal Christian |
Cambion-Hunter (Powerword: Niall Hagan) is a 34-year-old autistic, furry loving, man-child who is most notably known for his cringey and autism-filled "Let's Riff" style commentaries on DeviantArt.
What makes him different from the average autistic furry nobody gives a shit about is his lack of skill in roasting someone in a commentary journal and his enormous, and we mean ENORMOUS, egotism. He is also known for being a pseudo-intellectual who censors and blocks people that have a hint of disagreement or try to correct him every time (pretty much all the time) he's wrong. He has a following of 300+ watchers on his profile: most are either brain-dead children, brain-dead autistic furries, brain-dead anti-SJWs, or empty bot accounts. He's most infamously known for stalking and harassing innocent tartlets on DA who did little to nothing wrong to him through shitty commentary journals and also having sex RPs with his 37 year old, equally if not more autistic, brother Fail-Seeker on DeviantArt.
Aside from commentary journals, he also made shitton of Anti-Islamic propaganda deviations and journals using western liberal ideas for fueling his hatred of Islam. he even called the religion to be reformed, despite this one critic of Islam said that it is impossible to be so.
Cambion, along with his brother Fail-Seeker wastes their cringy lives trying to "expose and criticize" people through broken "mental block of autism" commentaries and adding a shitton of shitty furfag and zootopiafag artwork to their cancerous Favorites Folder every day.
They are both currently living under the basement of their dad's home. Cambion, like the sperg he is, uses Dante from "Devil May Cry 3" for his avatar just to look like a dumbass.
"Commentary Career"
—Cambion-Hunter's trademark statement | ||
Because Cambion-Hunter is a no-life, jobless, and homeless 34 year old man-child, he has nothing to do but go on DeviantArt and "expose" people who did little to nothing to him through his "(Insert Name Here) Tries it" commentary journal series. we don't even know what the fuck he means by "Tries it". Try fucking what, you autist? As of February 6, 2018, he has 366 followers and 104,448 page views. With a quick check of his watch list, most of his watchers consist of autistic men and children, abandoned accounts, deactivated accounts, random watchers who also don't give four shits about his journals, cringey fart, vore, inflation, and scat fetish artists, and a SHIT TON of autistic furfags of all different ages. This explains why Cambion only has a few dedicated fans who actually read his shitty journals and agree to them like retarded Yes-men who are too special to think.
If you check the comment sections on these journals, notice how you see a whole bunch of Flagged As Spam notices and a handful of comments saying "We agree with you, oh autistic master." Cambion is known to censor the shit out of anyone that disagrees with him. He's also known for harassing and starting fights with people who genuinely want to bring peace and break up fights between him and some other sad fucker. Here, you can see someone trying to help him as Cambion-Faggot responds to that comment with an autistic deconstruction of that comment.
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When Cambion-Hunter wants to throw shit at you and you don't throw shit back and block him, he will go ape shit crazy like the fucking retarded monkey he is and will go out of his way and find material on your site just to make a journal on you and make you look bad. If you happen to have some old cringey journal, status post, or comment you forgot to delete years ago, Cambion will pick it out like picking corn out of cow shit and use it to make as much hate and attack journals as his autistic mind can think of. And there will always be his five dedicated fans saying "Yes, yes, yes" while the normal people get to have their comments deleted. He's like YouTube's demonetization algorithm, except a million times more retarded and illogical. Cambion's tendency to attack a person that blocked him through bringing up and attacking his/her personal values out of complete fucking nowhere makes him not only a war monger who throws the first punch, but a severely, low-functioning autistic, man who can't control himself and attacks random people out of sheer sperg rage.
—Cambion-Hunter's Taqiyyah | ||
Cambion-Hunter always likes to call all his harassment and attack journals as "criticisms" or "critiques" and that he never uses obscenities, ad-hominems, no .etc ,etc. However, Cambion-Hunter has proven MILLIONs of times that he doesn't give 14 shits about his rules and instead does EXACTLY what he said he doesn't do.
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Hypocritical shit
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More examples soon to come
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Hates getting blocked while blocking others
Also the fact that he would obsess and make numerous hate journals on one person is more than a critique if you ask me.
His commentary career, if you can call it that, is just an excuse for Cambion boy here to throw his childish autistic tantrums towards others and pass it off as real, logical, brain work only retards would fall for.
Writing style
Because Cambion-Hunter doesn't have a functioning brain for a 34 year old adult, he depends on "LULZ XD 😉 😎" and retarded YouTube reaction videos just to pad out his entire journal. He also uses what he calls "evidence" to distract and confuse readers just to make it look like Cambion is a logical thinker who brings evidence like the good Special-ed he is. The Proof is In the Fucking Pudding, bitches. Just go over to his page and try to take a look at his garbage journals. It's mostly "Lol, *reaction video*, I'm a bad ass you dumbass, and a whole page of CNN links for proof". You give this faggot an inch, and he will write a fucking book on you on how "immature" you are for not giving him a fucking mile and fill that shit with a bunch of retarded DeviantArt smileys and other autistic shit. we honestly dare you to read his fucking journals completely and suck in all his points without fucking cringing. Another way he pads out all his journals is through complaining about evidence in the introduction of a journal he's riffing on even though it was going to get to it later in the body paragraphs. He's screaming about the argument, but not attacking the thesis statement, or not as much. It's like if there is a journal saying "I think Jake Paul is a faggot" and at the middle of the journal gives proof as to why he's a faggot, Cambion-Hunter is going to only analyze the first paragraph and say "I WANT PROOF I WANT PROOF WAAA"! He would sometimes do this twice or three times in one single journal commentary. When he finally gets to the proof, he just spams a bunch of reaction videos and "LULZ XD 😉 😎". Whenever he screams that as a logical thinker he wants evidence in the beginning of a journal he's riffing on, it really makes you want to scream out "THE JOURNAL WAS GOING TO GET TO IT LATER, YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC RETARD!!" Also, let us observe his fetish for bolding dozens of lines. It is usually along the lines of this: BOLD FACTS LOGIC ROFL LULZ BOLD BOLD BOLD BOLD FACTS BOLD EKS DEE BOLD
He is HEAVILY inspired by other retarded autists online who do nothing but bitch and moan such as Sargon of Akkad, Bearing, AVGN (why we are not surprised), Mister Metokur, and Computing Forever. He will just go watch their videos on, for instance, feminism, and then go around calling people he doesn't like "feminists", "SJW lefty-libtards", and so on like a four year old finally learning the F word. This is why he misuses the term "a-logger" in one of his journals as he doesn't do the fucking research and just uses it as an insult since some retard he watched used it.
It is currently unknown why Cambion-Hunter is so against SJWs, to the point he's using the term as an insult against others. It is the SJWs and "lefty-libtards" who are fighting for social welfare for mentally handicapped people like him after all.
The Ancient Language Of Cambitard
When one visits Cambion's page it becomes immediately clear that this individual may actually be foreign, as he speaks a dead language known as Cambitard. Many online scholars and trolls have banded together to try to understand this unusual and complex language, and after extensive research have had a certain degree in understanding the language. Indeed, it is quite cringe and if one is in short supply of sanity, it is very risky trying to decipher his language. If one is patient and brave enough, however, have no fear: it is possible we may have some translations for you. Indeed, we can confirm that this is an entirely different language due to him inserting many of the words and phrases into his vocabulary quite often in his writing:
- ";)" = "See what I did there?"
- "B-)" = "I'm a badass and you're not actually smart at all."
- ":D" = "I'm autistic!"
- "XD" = "Ecks dee I'm so funny!"
- "LOLZ" = "I am pretty much immature and I know it."
- "ROFL" = "I have extreme immaturity, even if I don't directly admit it."
- "Buddy boy" = Everyone here is my friend and is also boy.
- "Patron" = "Even though I deny being a troll, it is clear you're feeding my ego."
- "You are self projecting again!" = "Only I am allowed to used the "NO U" card! Any attempt to use it against me is immediately null void! DX
- "Said the pot to the kettle." = This means one has stated the obvious.
- Flagged as Spam = "HAH! I PWNT U. UR GONNA GET B& NOW AND I IMMEDIATELY WIN. UR ARGUMENTZ R IZ FAIL. I HATE CENSORSHIP, BUT ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO CENSOR PEOPLE!
Ego-Tism
Cambion-Hunter is the most egotistical faggot on the entire website. Even when making all these garbage journals, he still believes that he's the best commentator on DA and goes around like a fucking pimp. If you just read any of his other comments or journals, you can feel the egotism slapping you in the face with its bent dick. He often refers to himself as a "boss" or a "logical debater". He also calls others who don't agree with him "little boys" and "young apprentices" as if he's an already qualified master in The Arts of Autism.
Of course, his egotism is unjustified, and yes it's the most obvious symptom of his autism. It's funny to know that his pride comes from acting like a smart-ass, attacking people with incoherent journals, and appealing to a dedicated fan base of only five people.
He really thinks that he's going to be the next Sargon of Akkad or something.
One might be amazed, but perhaps not surprised by the fact that Cambion and his older brother still live with their parents. Indeed, this puts a whole new meaning to "manchild". Through some digging around and good charisma, we were able to recover further truth and thus explanation behind his behaviour. According to our anonymous sources, the little manchildren also don't have very reliable parents. They both live with their father who doesn't seem to be aware of their actions on the internet. We all know that sometimes moving out is hard, and some thing will make it really difficult to do so. Unfortunately, however, it is hard to have any sympathy for these despicable human beings mainly because rather than dealing with their own awful situation like responsible adults, they'd rather spend all of their free time slamming teenagers with massive rants and stalking the hell out of people. And to believe they seem so convinced that they are doing something good. They have it pretty badly. A 34 year old and a 37 year old. Suffering from NPD and autism and likely a variety of other mental problems both living with their father while feeding off of the praise of a very small audience of equally brainless tards. we wish we could feel pity for him, but it's very hard to feel pity when his idea of creativity is to waste his father's resources only to make fun of people on the internet, when he could be doing more responsible adult stuff to better his own situation. Hang on a moment while we point and laugh at them!
Fursonas
Because Cambion-Hunter and his older brother Fail-Seeker are both autistic furries, they use fursonas to represent themselves.
Cambion identifies himself as the fox knight Sir Vulpes and Fail-Seeker identifies himself as the wolf samurai Okami-dono.
Besides being the most autistic fursonas of all time, they beg artists, who are mostly likely brain dead autistic followers of Cambion and Fail-Seeker, to draw their fursonas. Because most of these artists are autistic and everyone knows that autistic people can't draw shit because of their frequent mental blocks and inability to draw straight lines, most of the art they got back are cringey, badly drawn, and filled with pure tism. This may be in part due to the fact that Cambion and his brother are so narcissistic and so broke that they must delve to very low standards so as to beg inadequate artists- since because they have no jobs they cannot afford any quality artwork.
To make their galleries even more autistic, they upload their gift art to their gallery so everyone can look and be repulsed by what is essentially a collage of cringe.
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Jesus, look at their faces!
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What the fuck is with the head?!
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Two words: pure autism
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Weaboo much?
The ClownyClownClown Doxxing Incident
This is a good one. Just wait until you get a load of this fucked up situation. To begin with, this is a perfect example of how narcissistic, selfish, and pigheaded Cambion really is. In fact, this is one of those situations which has revealed the true nature of Cambion. For starters, this autist is willing to sacrifice his own friends and allow them to be endangered due to his own actions- because of his refusal to drop his own ego. He cannot even swallow his own pride in order to prevent his own friends from being harmed. So, what exactly happened??
At the time, Cambion-Hunter wasn't as well known before this incident, but he was rising to the knowledge of others, and boy did people not like him. As discussed earlier, Cambion likes to write slam journals against other people (and pass it off as "critique" when it has nothing constructive to provide), and because he has already attacked a few people, the tartlets just weren't having it with him. People were really starting to get sick of his shit, and because he continued to attack people, something crawled out from the shadows as a consequence of his actions. Was it a monster? The boogie man? Pennywise?? Well, actually, it kind of was Pennywise. In fact, it was a whole group of clowns called "Klown Land". Despite the name, they certainly did not clown around, as they immediately went to town on Cambion-Huntard and commenced to dox the sucker. Naturally, anybody who ends up being doxed will immediately freak out and do whatever they can to hide that information and keep it from spreading. He reported the Clowny-Clown-Clown account since it had leaked his information in a public journal.
What would people normally do afterwards? They'd hunker down, go quiet, maybe even hide or deactivate. Not Cambion. He has too much ego and pride in order to back down after getting his information exposed. Instead, he continued to act like a steel wall and go about his daily business of slamming people on the internet rather than finding a job. As a result, the Klowns decided to go an extra mile to really make him pay. At first glance, it looked like he was quite loyal to his friends. Naturally, if one cannot hurt the bull, harm the cubs and only then will one truly hit the bull where it hurts. That is exactly what the Klowns did: they decided to dox a majority of his brainless followers. After about a week of doxxing, the Klowns constantly got banned and constantly came right back after (even stating that there was no point in banning them since they could easily come back), they initially mass doxxed and leaked a whole bunch of detailed information about where all of these people lived. The Klowns even explained that it was not personal against the friends, but rather to serve as an example of what they were willing to do to hurt Cambion himself.
Much butthurt ensued, and indeed, the Klowns got at least a dozen of his followers. No matter how hard they tried, no number of bans kept the Klowns off of dA. Even more ironic, the biggest dox of all came right on Cambion's birthday, and they even wrote a personal note directed toward Cambion telling him how happy he should be for the gift of his friends suffering because he refused to swallow his pride. Despite the complaints from only a few of his friends (it seemed like many of them were simply too slow to understand what was going on), Cambion didn't give a shit about his friends getting doxed. Instead, he continued to slam people with huge walls of texts, while giving the Klowns further reason to attack and harass his friends.
After a while, the Klowns had simply vanished without a trace, though it is likely that even to this very day they continue to lurk from beyond the shadows, watching. Doxing quietly without anybody knowing, and possibly even working on hacking (but perhaps not? Nobody knows for sure) the pig headed retards. All that is known now is the aftermath, and as a result, many people now have all of his friends' info saved, as well as Cambion's info himself. The damage had been done, and even though the Klowns are not quite around anymore, his friends are beginning to realize that he never gave a shit about them, since he continues to attack people and continue to risk pissing other people off to the point that they may leak all of this information. It's a real mess, and Sadly Cambion is just too autistic and hypocritical and selfish to be able to comprehend the gravity of his situation correctly. It is clear that he likes to dehumanize other people, even his own followers, regardless of the circumstances.
Attack on Veganism
Cambion's autistic hatred towards veganism first began on February 6, 2018 when a vegan artist tried to stop a fight between him and another person. Cambion then typed some autistic response to the vegan, causing her to call him a troll and block him. Cambion then threw the biggest autistic tantrum of all time, probably louder than any tantrum Chris-Chan can make; it was literally the autistic tantrum that was heard around the world.
At first, Cambion couldn't attack this person with anything: she didn't make any attack journals on him nor mentioned him to anyone she knew. Because Cambion had absolutely nothing against her, he had to go pick at shit again and look at her journals to see if there's anything juicy in there. This was where he found out that she was a vegan. What ensued after that was a series of embarrassing journals trying to attack this vegan just for blocking him and trying not to catch his autism. He would create shit post after shit post after shit post attacking veganism just because the person who blocked him just happened to be a vegan. Instead of leaving her alone or attacking the fact that she blocked him, he was attacking veganism, a subject nobody asked for. The reason why Cambion is so passionate about this topic is because he felt like this was the perfect opportunity to use the "new words" Sargon of Akkad and others taught him through their videos debating against SJWs, feminists, and libtards.
As of February 6, 2018, Cambion-Faggot is still acting like a bad ass as he goes around like an autistic retard posting articles like "TRIGGERING TIME: Veganism can rot in Satan's asshole. U mad?" This is also a prime example of evidence against him as far as his "non-existent" harassment goes.
Fail-Seeker, The Autistic Older Brother of Cambion
—Fail-Seeker | ||
Fail-Seeker (powerword: Kian Hagan) is the older brother of Cambion-Hunter. He is older than Cambion-Hunter by 3 years and is much more autistic than his brother. Unlike Cambion-Hunter, who mostly spends his time acting like a bad ass while making shitty journals, Fail-Seeker spends most of his time favoriting Zootopia fetish art, general furfag art, and cringey farting and inflation art. He will always add at least 300 pictures a day in the mornings and in the afternoons.
Fail-Seeker is mostly seen around his brother, complementing on his shitty journals and posting much more cringey comments than his sibling.
For someone who is older than Cambion-Hunter, he's much more immature and more like a child than his brother is (credit is given): he tends to call people childish names, post short and simple sentences using simple words like a 12 year old, and use, kid you not, Zootopia and Alpha and Omega puns!! If that didn't hit you with cringe, we don't know what will. We have an older brother who tries less at acting like a "badass" and instead goes around like a little autistic child saying shit like "Pawesome" or "Zootacular" or "Fangs a lot".
Sometimes, he will make shitty and autism-filled commentary journals like his brother would. What makes him different though is that he targets the furfag community on DeviantArt specifically and is much more sensitive. Simply blocking him will cause him to throw a tantrum and tell on his younger brother Cambion that "some meanie was being to him". In the end, you will get two autistic fat retards typing side by side all in one basement trying to "criticize" you while their parents are probably trying to kill themselves for raising such waste of life losers.
—Fail-Seeker | ||
When making a commentary shit post, Fail-Seeker has his own style of writing. Every time he addresses someone in his tard journal, he would always call the person "little boy", literally EVERY TIME.
It's painfully ironic since the 37 year old who's calling all these children "little boys" acts no better than any of them. The real "little boy" is the fucking fat 37 year old virgin who cries to his fucking younger brother to "fuck up *Insert Furfag Here* for hoiting my feewings". Absolutely pathetic.
If Fail-Seeker really wanted to see some Fail, tell him to look in a mirror: according to society, a fat autistic nerd who is more autistic than his younger brother and doesn't have a job is the real Fail. What a positive role-model, kids!
Unlike Cambion-Hunter, who doesn't post actual "art" that he made himself, at least Fail-Seeker actually uploads something.
And of course, as the autistic sperg he is, all he ever uploads are a bunch of aspie Death Battle memes, horribly retarded shippings and crossovers between video games, anime, and Zootopia, and disgusting, autism-filled Road Rovers fanfiction.
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Autistic Fanfiction
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RoweXJudy Hopps
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Yosuke Hanamura Vs Terriermon
The Incest Sex Roleplay Incident
—Fail-Seeker | ||
—Cambion-Hunter | ||
On January 15, 2018, a leaked snapshot of Fail-Seeker and Cambion-Hunter engaging in an incest sex RP was revealed. It is not sure whether it was a simple roleplay or something they did in RL, but regardless, it really shows the mental state of these two men.
We have two fat autistic men going around on an ART website stirring up shit and harassing people through poorly written and far-fetched journals, acting like they rule the world for making these said journals, censoring others and being hypocrites, and last of all, having incest sex roleplays together! Who knows why they chose to have this RP in public where everyone can see their comments.
On March 2, 2018, Cambion-Hunter made a journal denying the sex RP and once again lies to his fans, claiming that the screenshot was fabricated just to make him look bad. This is just another example on how Cambion-Hunter doesn't care for his brain dead and impressionable fans at all.
This screenshot's legitimacy can easily be proven with the use of Photoshop or MS Paint. Here we have the original screenshot, an edited screenshot just for a test, and a random screenshot both unaltered and edited. By simply filling in the image with the paint bucket tool, most of the editing marks begin to appear. Because comments on a web page naturally create a cloud of random pixels around them, editing a comment with Photoshop or MS paint will not only alter the comment, but also the pixel cloud. Therefore, you can see any parts where a section of a comment was removed and replaced or covered up with a paintbrush tool.
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The original screenshot altered
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The original screenshot
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Another Test
As you can see, when the original incest screenshot was painted, the pixel cloud that surrounded the text remains intact. Therefore, this screenshot IS legitimate. Cambion, however autistically argues in his journal that his comments were hacked and edited just to look like that. That's also hard to believe since the comments definitely sound like something those two dumbasses would say.
But seriously, as if any hacker would care to waste their time hacking someone like him, even if this screenshot wasn't real, that doesn't change the fact that Cambion-Hunter and Fail-Seeker are too cringey autists who go around bitching and moaning on an art site at the age of 34. Furthermore, what is ironic is that they immediately dismiss the image as unciteable. Indeed, perhaps the image is unciteable. However, this can easily happen to be the case with anything on dA- especially since statuses and even journals can be deleted and thus becoming completely unciteable. Pretty fishy business, huh?
Hatred of Islam
Cambion is known for his cringe-inducing hatred of Islam, alongside with leftist and politically correct Social Justice stuffs. his hatred of Islam ranges from Jihad, Muslim countries's atrocities, opposing Sharia Law, standing with Ex-Muslims, his desire to desecrate the religion for lulz and calling out Muslims for being easily offended, etc. to even something as traditional as Hijab, Burqa, and Niqab (he believed Islam is oppressive toward women, and Muslim women who wear those attires are "oppressed".) and Adhan (Islamic call to prayer).
Regularly, Cambion posts his Anti-Islamic deviations and journals while using western liberal ideas and getting information from hypocrites claiming to be "Muslim" and Islamophobic far-right figures to exacerbating his narrow-minded narrative of the religion. the sources he used most of time is Jihad Watch, a far-right Anti-Muslim site that covers Muslim's bad actions, as well political news from Islamophobic Point of View. run by Greek-American far-right Islamophobe Robert B. Spencer.
Cambion made fun of Muslims who are doing protests when their religion got desecrated because Cambion thinks they are easily offended, can't take a satire, and needs to get over it, when they're actually just standing for their religion.
Cambion hated Prophet Muhammad and he believes that he was "written to be an illiterate, sadistic, caravan-robbing, slave-owning, misogynistic, murdering, rapist, pedophilic psychopath in their texts" and even calling Islamic hadiths a "fanfiction". well at least it is far better than any fanfictions, especially the shittier ones like Sonichu or My Immortal.
Cambion, like most Islamophobes who claims to be Pro-free speech and Anti-Censorship, he excuses his Islamophobia bullshit as "freedom of speech" or "satire". "satire" our ass, these are just an stale excuses to get away with criticism. by that logic, even going as far as burning the Qur'an or drawing Prophet Muhammad, then so does criticizing Jews, Liberalism, LGBT, Western society and anything they stand, and literally any ideologies in that extreme ways for lulz. not to mention, his history of censoring anyone who disagree with or correcting him makes his stance on free speech questionable, is he really pro-free speech in any ways, or only if it against Islam?
Cambion rejects the term "Islamophobia", because he believes it is meant to silence the "criticism" against Islam, but what about Anti-Semitism? the term can also be used to silence the criticism of Jews, or Zionism too.
Cambion stands with any Ex-Muslims (also known as Murtards), such as Yasmine Mohammed, Salman Rushdie, Brother Rachid, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Raheem Kassan, Majed El-Shafie, Farhan Qureshi, Muhammad Kece, and so on countlessly, but when it comes to Ex-Muslims with leftist beliefs or opposes his political beliefs like Cenk Uygur, he will make fun of them and exposes their shame. At least left-wing Ex-Muslims, along with the worst kind of SJWs/Leftists are better than the usual ones that Cambion and Right-Wingers go after, because while still being vile and amoral, they are honest about their degeneracy unlike the typical ones, yet in the context of the honesty of Islamophobes, it is the other way around. aside from Ex-Muslims, he also supports Muslim "reformists" (actually corrupters) such as Imam Mohammed Tawhidi, Hassan Al-Maliki, and Maajid Nawaz, as well politically incorrect Islamophobic figures like Pat Condell, Robert B. Spencer, Bill Maher, and so on. wait until when Muslims did lulz to the extreme on stuffs that Cambion stands for, or Andrew Tate stating cool facts that destroys political incorrectness and the anti-SJW scene with logics!
Cambion hates Sharia Law for these reasons:
- Stoning. (What's wrong with it? it is very cool and well-deserving for the criminals.)
- Female Genital Mutilation. (Bullshit, it only removing a small part that cover the pussy, not the whole genital.)
- Forcing women to cover to the eyes and that showing skin is evil. (Just because slutty western women are "free" by wearing sexy clothing, doesn't mean that Muslim women wants the same. also just admit that you can't coom on Muslim womens because you can't see her naked body, pervert.)
- Acid attacks for any women who breaks this. (WTF is the acid attack?)
- Husbands are permitted to beat their wives. (Actually not to be harsh, at least if the Muslim waifu obeys to Islamic laws, it can lead to strong family bound that put destroyed western family units to shame.)
- LGBT people are imprisoned and in countries put to death, no exceptions. (Well what if they did nasty things such as Pedophilia?)
- Religious criticism is banned in all forms. (Well, if you mean criticism of Islam, its because in order for Muslims to actually stands for their religion, and what if we did the same to stuffs you're standing on?)
- Non-Muslims cannot marry Muslims. (Yes it is mainly prohibited, but Muslim men can marry book-people women, but not the other way around.)
- Adultery is punished by death. (Are you defending illegal rape couples? at least it meant to reduce adultery rates.)
- Husbands can have multiple wives. (What's wrong with it, when you can have a lot of unmarried girlfriends in the west?)
- Women can't testify against rapists in the court (This explains the whole #MeToo movement, in which the said movement falsely targets random men who are accused of rape.)
- Apostasy is punished, by death in many countries under Sharia. (Because Ex-Muslims themselves are vile, anger-inducing, and toxic that when they crosses the line, lulzy Danganronpa execution against them is cool.)
- Men can marry children in forced arranges marriage. (Where did you get that info? even child marriages were happened until industrial revolution, and doesn't change the fact that homosexuals are prone to molesting children.)
- Christians, Agnostics, Atheists, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Sikhs, & Muslim Minorities like Quran-alone, Sufi, and Shia are second class citizens at most and criminals at worst. (First, the solution is Jizyah, by them paying tax in a Muslim country, and second, they are likely heretics.)
- Marital Rape is supported. (The fuck is "marital rape"? that's oxymoron, because married Muslim couples can have sex legally unlike unmarried couples.)
The worst part is, he ironically commited faggotry incest sex roleplay with his brother, and no wonder why he despises Sharia, therefore the ideal punishment for them under Sharia Law are stoned to death!! they deserved this!
He wanted the religion to be reformed, by he means, to make it comply with Modern present-day liberal western society, however...
Message to The Irresponsible Father Who Created These Ugly Creatures
Hey you, the dad of Niall and Kian Hagan, how do you feel for raising such losers at life? Such ugly, fat and wide-lipped, big forehead, losers who no one would find attractive? How do you cope with life for having such disgusting children who do nothing but have autistic tantrums on a website? How do you feel for raising people who do nothing but go on a website? How do you have any form of pride for being the father of these misbehaving children? They never went to college, they don't have a job, they don't even have their own fucking house. If you were a good father, you would kick them out and make them live on their own, but no: you choose to make them autistic man-children who do nothing but stir up shit online with innocent people. If that doesn't affect you, then you are a shitty human being who has no empathy for others around you. If you sit there and think that their behavior is acceptable, then you have no love for your children. You'd rather just sit there and watch your children get criticized, get attacked, and cause anger around them rather then stepping in and telling them to lay off the internet or lecture them on how to act respectfully. You failed as a father and now it shows through your children's behavior. WAKE UP AND ACT UP! STOP YOUR FUCKING KIDS FROM BEING FUCKING AUTISTIC MORONS!!
Cambion vs. Trolls
Around March 23rd, 2018, Cambion celebrated of the second anniversary of his DeviantArt account. Two years worth of cringy call out attempts directed towards slightly different people. Even though vegans are mentally unstable when also being an SJW, feminist or Antifa supporter, at least even they are more sane than Cambion and his ideas.
Two years worth of furry sex rps with his brother.
Two years worth of playing on people's nerves.
And still kicking... You know, that's some dedication. Seriously, we never see people trying this hard to be an asshole towards others. He should be paid for this, he's good at it. It has to be a talent.
Also, apparently some people tried to doxx Cambion and his brother prior to the creation of this section. If anyone would have been wanting and planning to learn about their personal info, then these people would have only been trolls, and even they aren't serious about this stuff.
Other than that, Cambion has been compared to ISIS. However, it seems that he tried to blow this little comparison away, some may secretely speculate that his sick mind enjoyed it.
Besides that, there isn't anything else worth actual commitment to even read. Seriously, Cambion's stuff is really repetitive.
Surrender, Retirement, and Transformation
Because of all the pressure from losing friends, the clownyclownclown doxxers, and other REAL commentators who attacked him left and right for his autism filled tantrums, on March 23, 2018, Cambion announced to his small fantard base that he will be "retiring" from making shitty "commentary" journals and will reformat his "channel" to cater to a new style of content. Although he calls this "retirement", it was actually more of a surrender from all the rightly deserved attacks he received. Like the sperg he is, he feels no empathy and doesn't apologize to all the people he attacked. He instead talks about the history of his "Tries it" journals as if it was something big and important to history, and all the autistic losers that inspired him to make the series such as BatDanKnight, Laserquad, Spax3, and Channeleven. In the journal, he rants about how people can't take criticism and how all the people that tried to criticize him are nothing but "loser SJW, Far-Left, losers who live in Echochambers" and started this "Jihad" just to shut him down. He also calls this page a "fake news", "CNN" page that was made just to smear him (which is actually funny since he lies to his fans just to make himself look good while this page actually tells people the truth about him). All these terms Cambion used ultimately hinted to his transition into being the ultimate Sargon of Akkad clone, a much shittier clone.
To this day, Cambion regurgitates information from right-wing skeptics and Islamophobes by reposting their sources and making up opinions that are not his own. He also became a Matthew Davis clone by making autistic and retarded movie reviews on movies nobody remembers or even cares about. Cambion finally became the ultimate DeviantArt autist by posting autism-filled crossover pictures and shitty and unfunny memes that regurgitate more right-wing skeptic and anti-Islamic information just for the "LULZ". even any Muslims on Twitter and or Reddit can make far better memes than him. Cambion will continue to run around in his father's basement, along with his severely autistic brother, flailing around watching 90's kid's cartoons, watching more right-wing videos, and reposting information on their pathetic DeviantArt page, at the age of 34. They have no plans to get married, live in a house of their own, or have a future. All they will ever do is sit on their ass and eat welfare money. Cambion claims to have a job, but that is possibly either a lie just to make himself look good, or another unstable job where he would probably get fired for yelling at a rude customer and making a shitty commentary journal on them. Their father must be so proud of them that he probably is since he was the guy that gave them autism in the first place.
Cambion-Hunter, along with his brother Fail-Seeker, are just another good reason why autistic retards like them don't deserve to be on DeviantArt or any website in general. All they ever did within the time they've been on DA is stir up shit and attack innocent people that did little to nothing on them. DeviantArt is supposedly a place where artists come to draw and share art, not attack people and make shitty journals. To end things for now, Here's a good way to diagnose people on DeviantArt for Autism: If they think DeviantArt is not for Art.
The Bancake
As of February 1, 2022, Cambion-Hunter finally got banned on DeviantArt, as well his myriads of shitty deviations also wiped up too. good fucking riddance, and nothing of his valuable Anti-Islamic junks was lost. his friends are coping and seething about it, and the Hagan Bros. are whining about "human rights", despite the fact one of basic 30 human rights is no discrimination and yet Cambion's anti-Islamic deviations and stances is violating that human right ironically. with the fact that Homo sapiens don't have natural rights, just as animals don't have natural rights., where is the human rights you brag about now?.
If Cambion is still around in DeviantArt, he would make an anti-Islamic deviation about Andrew Tate since Tate criticized the western society for its broken family unit and called out Christians for not standing up to their religion while eventually converted to Islam a year later, and supports Rasmus Paludan who burned the Qur'an in front at Turkish Embassy of Sweden, despite that Paludan talked about sex to minors on Discord.
The End of Hagan Bros. In DeviantArt...?
7 months later after Cambion-Hunter's ban, eventually his older brother, Fail-Seeker got banned too, apparently because an off-site drama about anti-LGBTQ+ comments on non-binary issue. well well well, didn't both of you supported LGBT during your times against Islam? even going as far as committing incest gay sex roleplay that only makes Sharia Law looks based and cool? only to act homophobic at the end. it only shows off their true stance on LGBT as "Reject Modernity (LGBTQIA+), Embrace Tradition (just LGBT only)", western conservatism at it finest.
—Andrew Tate, being fed up of broken Western society's family units at fundamental levels, as well calling out Christians for being so tolerant that they no longer defends their religion and lets Jesus to be mocked. 1 year later, he eventually converted to Islam, which owned Cambion's views, politically incorrect stuffs he stands for, and the anti-SJW community. | ||
Guide for Trolling Cambion
By his warped logic that criticizing Islam by desecrating it in many ways is freedom of speech and a human right, as well his many one-faced hypocritical arguments, here are the ways to troll him using his same logic:
- Tell him about the superiority of Sharia Law, and for the lulzy part, remind him about the faggotry incest sex roleplay he did with his older brother that it makes Sharia Law looks even cooler, and under it they would've been put to death for committing it.
- Insult Jews, 9/11, LGBT, any liberal ideas, and the western society as a whole to the extreme as freedom of speech to him, because he did the same on Islam first.
- Question his stance on free speech, due to his history of censoring others.
- Correct his political beliefs with facts and logics at all cost. high chances that he will blocks you and deletes your comment correcting him.
- Tell him that the censored politically incorrect far-right Islamophobic figures he stands for are actually liars and cringe so they deserves censorship.
- Tell him that violating, rejecting, and opposing human rights is human right too. for the bonus, first, also tell him the fact that human rights doesn't fucking exist, because homo sapiens has no natural rights, just as spiders, hyenas and chimpanzees have no natural rights, and second, if human rights do exist, then the 30 basic human rights has nothing to do with Islam since they are supposedly applied wherever countries are.
- One of the non-existent basic human rights is "No discrimination", tell him that his anti-Islamic views violated it.
- When he calls Prophet Muhammad a "illiterate, sadistic, caravan-robbing, slave-owning, misogynistic, murdering, rapist, pedophilic psychopath", correct him that he meant a "strong gigachad masculine warrior".
- When Cambion supports LGBT, and calls Prophet Muhammad a pedophile, remind him that even homosexuals and transgenders are prone to raping children too, as well the fact that he did incest sexual roleplay with his brother.
- When he reject the term "Islamophobia" because he think it is a way to silences "criticism" of Islam, questions him about the same on the term Anti-Semitism.
- When he said Islam needs to be scrutinized, then questions him what about the western society too. screw his "no whataboutery whatsoever" statement, because it mean nothing more than just to silence criticism of his arguments.
- Tell him that if Muslims let their religion to be mocked and satired, then they will no longer stands for their religion just like Christians nowadays in the west.
- Tell him that Taliban memer Malang Khostay, then-Ahmad and Abdul of Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan Public Relations Department, and even Andrew Tate can meme better and state based and cool facts than him and most anti-SJW/Right-Wing skeptics.
- Tell him that Afghanistan under Taliban rule is truly the land of free, and home of the brave unlike the United States that claims to be.
- ????
- Cambion having Autistic cope and Assburger seething because his arguments got eventually destroyed and disproved by the more superior intellectual Muslims.
See Also
- Christian Weston Chandler
- Islam
- Social Justice
- Ass Burgers
- LeafyIsHere
- yoshiwii1
- DeviantArt
- Man-child
- Free Speech
- Faggotry
- Furfag
- Incest
- Right-wing
External Links
Cambion-Hunter's DeviantArtBancaked.Fail-Seeker's DeviantArtBancaked.- Cambion's Discord, SirVulpes90#0029
- Journal by Phlegyas-The-Furious dissecting him and his brother.
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