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Ben Garrison

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Rare, undoctored photo of the real Ben Garrison, paying homage to his hero.
Ben Garrison interacting with his followers on Youtube at Christmas day
 Ben Garrison is the leader of the American Nazi Party's
 Ministry of Public Enlightenment.

When serious racists on the internet congregate in their own circlejerk forums like Stormfront, moderators typically try to mask the group's genocidal aims under a layer of subtlety—for example, banning swastika and klan avatars, violent calls for race war and gratuitous spam of the N-word—to present a friendly, non-threatening front for the media. Of course, this never works, because the media is run by Jews and won't so much as blink when Jamal slaughters a white girl cold before her 16th birthday. Still, white nationalist figureheads like David Duke believe the movement should put on a PR-friendly smile of submission for a "democratic" society that would never in six million years elect their sorry asses.

Ben Garrison, on the other hand, holds back no punches. The prominent anti-Semitic political cartoonist, better known in skinhead circles by his nickname Zyklon Ben, has personally vowed to annihilate every kike, gook, spic, and spook under the banner of heaven—through pen or sword. Scholars from Tel-Aviv University's Center for Holocaust Studies have ominously described him as the most racist man in the universe, and the biggest existential threat to the Jews since Hitler. Ben has the dubious accolade of being so anti-semitic that he breaks almost any political compass he is placed on, in fact it is speculated that Garrison's sheer hatred of Jews may not even be quantifiable.

The JIDF in typical Jewish fashion has chosen to combat Garrison's extremist propaganda with an elaborate campaign of disinformation and subterfuge to censor his works and paint him as a harmless, third-rate libertarian from the tinfoil camp. None of this could be any further from the truth. In a heroic gesture of humanitarian justice, Encyclopedia Dramatica feels the world must know the truth about this madman, before any more innocent minorities are slaughtered at the hand of his genocidal crusade.

The Montana Merchant Mangler, Exposed



He has no mercy towards anyone. Trust me, I know. Heck, I am a law enforcement officer here in Montana, and I have met some pretty hardcore mother fuckers during my career. But this Ben Garrison guy... He is in a completely different league. I have no words to describe the amount of insanity and hatred this man has. I have met Ben once. It's been over 20 years, but I still remember every detail what happened that day or should I say night. I was a rookie cop back then having been at work for a couple of weeks. One night we had to go to carry out search warrant at some rural property in the middle of nowhere. Unfortunately for us it was Ben Garrison's skinhead training compound known as Northwest Front. My workmates were nervous about this, saying that we should call in Swat team or let the National Guard take care of the situation. I thought they were just trying to scare me, but I was wrong, I was so, so wrong. So we get into our cars and drive to the property. And there he was. He stood out to me almost immediately as he was dressed in an all-brown Nazi uniform. He chanted 'Racial Holy War', and then he raised his AA-12 and began shooting with god-like accuracy. When the shootout was over, I was the only cop still alive. Before I could change the magazine of my gun he shot me in the leg. I don't remember much of what happened after that as I was passing out because of the blood loss. The last thing I can recall though is him standing over, urinating in my face saying "Drink this you fucking kike cock sucking copper!" I still see a psychiatrist on a daily basis.

Anonymous Montana Police Officer: recounting his encounter with Ben


I was almost falling asleep on my train journey. It had been a truly boring day up to that point but what would occur next would provide enough memories for a life-time. The train stopped and among a sea of humanity flooding in one giant of a man stood out above the fray, bending his head to get in he had a sullen, angry expression, dressed in a tight SS uniform revealing every crevice and fold of his hulking frame. It was Ben Garrison. It must have been an intimidating sight, this irritable triggerhappy Southerner with an AK-47 on each hip. Incredible. The whole train stood in anxious silence, but when Ben's around your always in for a bit of excitement. Suddenly I spotted it, bearded white guy sleeping on a seat across from him. But beside him. Impatient young black women, a mixed race baby feeding from her exposed breast. I glanced at Ben not wanting to make eye contact but saw an unmistakeable dead-set furious glare from this giant of a man. Suddenly he jutted into motion walking in a surprisingly measured manner towards the offenders. The man still sleeping oblivious to his fate woke to the sound of his thunderous Montana footsteps. As the man's eyes slowly opened he was greeted by the posture of a giant man standing above him. His eyes slowly moved up, boots, belt, chest and finally the crowning jewel Ben Garrison cowboy hat casting a dark shadow over his angry face giving the impression of the devil himself, and of course a little smirk. He immediately shook in shock and repulsed backwards away but there was no escape. Ben calmly grabbed him by the scruff of his collar and in a show of behemoth strength pulled him up to his face until the terrified man was nose to nose with the beast himself. "Is that yours"pointing he said pointing at the mixed baby, his voice burgeoning with masculine fury. "uhhh....yes" the man said under his breath. "I'm going to ask you again" Ben said slightly louder with his mouth right up to his face. "IS THIS YOUR FUCKING MONGREL" causing ear-shattering tremors. before a response was heard "AAARRRHHHH" *THUMP *BANG *BANG Ben entered a shadow realm of super saiyan fury smashing the degenerate virtue signaller against the window, obliterating the window and then hurling him onto the ground and stomping his head into pieces all while shouting the deafening battle roar of a lion. Everyone was screaming and covered in blood as the man was reduced to disgusting unrecognition. The fate of the baby itself was even worst, grabbing the child from the screaming negress Ben without hesitation with finely tuned instincts through a thousand year lineage of aryan racial conquest put the pint sized baby into his mouth and gulped it down easily before making quick work of his mother by straight ripping her in half,in the revolting scene, internal organs spilling out viscerally showing us all the true meaning of "we all bleed red". Unphased Ben stomped into to the center of the train and within this bursting expanse of screams and chaos shouted victoriously "HAIL TRUMP, HAIL OUR PEOPLE, HAIL VICTORY!" 

Anonymous woman: recounting her encounter with Ben


Biography

Ben Garrison, seen here policing kikes on Youtube.

Not much is known about Garrison's early years, or what inspired him to racial violence. Some argue he was a product of his time and locale in an era of sudden racial progress; others say he's the bastard son of Hitler himself, reincarnated with a vengeance. However he acquired his views, he's been stirring shit up since at least the nineties, when he joined the banner of former Klan Dragon Tom Metzger's White Aryan Resistance under the pseudonym A. Wyatt Mann, to publish racist and anti-Semitic cartoons promoting white supremacy. There's never been an official word on this, but his immortal style is unmistakable:


In recent years, however, Ben has come under attack from a myriad of civil liberties groups, in particular the Jewish Internet Defense Force, who have mounted a successful campaign of censorship and disinformation against him, just as his message was beginning to resonate with 4chan's /pol/, who gladly archived his original, undoctored anti-Semitic cartoons for all the world to see. To this day, they continue to fight for truth and free speech on the subject of Garrison, who may or may not be on the run from US and Israeli drone strikes innawoods—Habeas Corpus be damned.

Recent Activities

Ben is a fugitive from the law and rated number one on the FBI most wanted list as well as having bounties of up to $4.5 billion from multiple Jewish organizations for his death. In 2012 the United Nations declared Ben Garrison "the single greatest threat to the Jewish people since Hitler", a statement Ben later repudiated claiming that the Holocaust never even happened but adding that "he wished it did". Ben is a highly skilled operative having worked previously as a high ranking member of the CIA and FBI respectively, due to this has subverted the international communities attempts to neutralize him on many occasions and remains as ominous a threat as ever.

Despite his youthful facade Ben is believed to be an Ancient being perhaps sent by God himself to cleanse humanity of its sins, some speculate that Ben is a mortal but his hatred of Jews is so strong that it sustains an eternal life force, an eternal will that will only die when every last Jew, Spic, Nigger and Gook has been wiped out. It is known that Ben was active during the Confederacy and also the Third Reich and is believed to have single handedly been responsible for the extermination of 40% of the Jewish population of Poland, a task which he carried out with near god-like zeal and dedication. Near the end of the war Hitler kicked Ben out of the SS and clearly condemned Ben saying that his gruesome and sadistic torture methods and total lack of any empathy disgusted him.

Uncensored Cartoons, Free of JIDF Libel

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Inspirational Quotes from the One Man Klan Himself

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Known Aliases

Ben grabbing a kike, about to throw it into an oven

Like the devil, Ben goes by many names. Although no exact number has been settled on it is estimated that Ben "The Walking Holocaust" Garrison has upwards of 6 million names either given by his devoted skinhead followers or by the Jews that so fear him. Here is just a small selection:

  • "Zyklon Ben" Garrison
  • Ben "One Man Klan" Garrison
  • Ben "The Walking Holocaust" Garrison
  • Ben "Nigger Grave Digger" Garrison
  • Ben "Chimp Choking Champion" Garrison
  • Ben "Gook Gutter" Garrison
  • Ben "Six Million More" Garrison
  • Ben "The Real Holocaust" Garrison
  • Ben "Pull the Trigger on Every Nigger" Garrison
  • Ben "The Man who will impale the Shemale" Garrison
  • Ben "The Sheboon Destroyer" Garrison
  • Ben "One Man Genocide" Garrison
  • Ben "Kike Killing Kommando" Garrison
  • Ben "Montana Merchant Mangler" Garrison
  • Ben "One Man Auschwitz" Garrison
  • Ben "The Ten Ton Terror of Tel-Aviv" Garrison
  • Ben "The 500 pound Führer of Ferguson" Garrison
  • Ben "The Racial Pain Hurricane" Garrison
  • Ben "I Ain't Afraid of no ZOG" Garrison
  • Ben "The Beast that will destroy the Middle East" Garrison
  • Ben "Defile the Jewish Virgin" Garrison
  • Ben "Holocauster Tycoon" Garrison
  • Ben "Aryan Vs. Predator" Garrison
  • Ben "Beaner Cleaner" Garrison
  • Ben "Nuke the Spooks" Garrison
  • Ben "Frag the Fags" Garrison
  • Ben "The real final solution" Garrison
  • Ben "Going Rambo on Sambo" Garrison
  • Ben "Kebab Shishkebab" Garrison
  • Ben "Three Reichs and You're Out" Garrison
  • Ben "Master of the Aryan race" Garrison
  • Ben "Awakening the Aryan people" Garrison
  • Ben "Morning in White America" Garrison
  • Ben "Securing a future for white children" Garrison
  • Ben "Patron Saint of ethnic cleansing" Garrison
  • Ben "Gas The Kikes, Even The Tykes" Garrison
  • Ben "Killin' Schlomo in Slo-Mo" Garrison
  • Ben "Kike on a Spike" Garrison
  • Ben "If it's not white, it's not right" Garrison
  • Ben "14/88 BLAZE IT" Garrison
  • Ben "Slope Slicer" Garrison
  • Ben "Aboriginal War Criminal" Garrison
  • Ben "The Handicapper of any Rapper" Garrison
  • Ben "Mash the Marxists" Garrison
  • Ben "Roma in a Coma" Garrison
  • Ben "Radical racist" Garrison
  • Ben "having Mossad on the run" Garrison
  • Ben "Causing hysteria in every black area" Garrison
  • Ben "Filler of the prisons" Garrison
  • Ben "Threw a Rock at a POC" Garrison
  • Ben "Sending every black to Iraq" Garrison
  • Ben "Destroyer of every Diaspora" Garrison
  • Ben "Peeing on every Korean" Garrison
  • Ben "Killing spics with bricks" Garrison
  • Ben "The Meanie to the Sheeny" Garrison
  • Ben "Let's Get this Shoah on the Road" Garrison
  • Ben "Y'all Gonna Panic When You See This Germanic" Garrison
  • Ben "Asians will be terrified when they see this Caucasian" Garrison
  • Ben "Goin' Mental on the Oriental" Garrison
  • Ben "The Divider of US and Mexico" Garrison
  • Ben "The Jackal of Jerusalem" Garrison
  • Ben "Drowned the Chink in the Kitchen Sink" Garrison
  • Ben "Unloading my Nine at the Welfare Line" Garrison
  • Adolf Hitler, Jr.
  • Pez, after an incident in which he, according to Tom Metzger, "turned some sheboon into a Pez dispenser." Ben doesn't like to talk about it.
  • Ben "Putting a .22 in every Jew" Garrison
  • Ben "Making a Kite out of a Kike" Garrison
  • Ben "Fuck the Korean, be with this European" Garrison
  • Ben "Make every Spic into a toothpick" Garrison
  • Ben "Drive by shooter of Compton" Garrison
  • Ben "The Cambodian Cannibalizer" Garrison
  • Ben "Muslim Mutilator" Garrison
  • Ben "Stabbing ice picks at Bolsheviks" Garrison
  • Ben "The Fourth Reich" Garrison
  • Ben "The White cornea of Suburbia" Garrison
  • Ben "Breaking the jaw of every nigger in Crenshaw" Garrison
  • Ben "The real Zodiac Killer" Garrison
  • Ben "Givin a stuffin to Dindu Nuffin" Garrison
  • Ben "Aryan Assassin from America" Garrison
  • Ben "Getting every hooked nose bastard to be plastered" Garrison
  • Ben "Everything is going to be all white" Garrison
  • Ben "dug a hole for every thug" Garrison
  • Ben "Pop goes the Nigger" Garrison
  • Ben "Breakdown of the Multiculturalism" Garrison
  • Ben "Wetting every little Aryan teen girls panties" Garrison
  • Ben "River to the sea, Aryans will be free" Garrison
  • Ben "Turning Emos into perfect little whites" Garrison
  • Ben "The Canadian Cripper of the first world nations" Garrison
  • Ben "Holocausting the Homosexuals" Garrison
  • Ben "Unload a Mag in Every Fag" Garrison
  • Ben "Running over illegals in El Caminos" Garrison
  • Ben "The Sadist to the Marxist Soviets" Garrison
  • Ben "You can run but you can't hide" Garrison
  • Ben "Homophobic Hero" Garrison
  • Ben "Makes niggers go into shivers" Garrison
  • Ben "Hurting minorities from breakfast, lunch and dinner" Garrison
  • Ben "Blowing the Lids off the Yids" Garrison
  • Ben "Nightmare of Blacks from Ghana to Atlanta" Garrison
  • Ben "Killing non-whites from left to Reich" Garrison
  • Ben "The Bigger the Nigger the More he Pulls the Trigger" Garrison
  • Ben "Huey Lewis and the Noose" Garrison
  • Ben "Shooting the Beaner with a Repeater" Garrison
  • Ben "The Mongoloid Murdering Maniac" Garrison
  • Ben "Dragging Shmuley behind my Dually" Garrison
  • Ben "Pulled a KA-BAR at the Gay Bar" Garrison
  • Ben "Wrecking Ball the Wailing Wall" Garrison
  • Ben "The Montanan Grand Dragon" Garrison
  • Ben "The Anglo-Saxon Purity Klaxon" Garrison
  • Ben "Ran over a kike with my bike" Garrison
  • Ben "Nigger Neck-breaking Nightmare" Garrison
  • Ben "Happy Concentration Camper" Garrison
  • Ben "Gassing a bunch before lunch" Garrison
  • Ben "Latino Life Leecher" Garrison
  • Ben "A holocaust a day keeps Mossad away" Garrison
  • Ben "Itching for a lynching" Garrison
  • Ben "Running down cucks with monster trucks" Garrison
  • Ben "Not white, shoot on sight" Garrison

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