Armoured Skeptic

Greg doing his M'lady

Spiderman and spiderpig.

Armoured Skeptic (powerword: Gregory Fluhrer), aka AjaxBongo or hraffy, is a morbidly obese, Canadian youtube "Skeptic" with a chromosomal disorder (this is not a joke) who's incompetence and gullibility (that has lead him to losing all of his money to a cult), coupled with his desperate desire to appear intelligent to overcompensate for him failing out of college due to his "learning disability", has made him the laughing stock and punching bag of the already pathetic "Skeptic Community". This, however, didn't stop him from becoming so full of himself that he accused literally every other unoriginal anti-feminist youtuber of trying to copy him, resulting in the "Skeptic™" meme that is used to mock him to this day.

His biggest accomplishment in life so far has been manipulating the mentally damaged "Shoe0nHead" into entering an abusive and creepy "BDSM"/DDLG relationship with him, so he can use her popularity among smug, 14 year old atheists who jerk off to her, to keep his dream of becoming e-famous and his youtube channel on life support. All this while treating her like crap, openly flirting with other women online, and coercing her into threesomes, if not outright cucking her. Which should come as no surprise to Shoe, because he first started e-dating her when he was still married, alongside several other women he was cheating on his wife with, until she divorced him. Partially for infidelity, but mostly because he was an overgrown manchild who bankrupt them once by joining a cult, and was threatening to do it again by spending all their money on children's toys.

Early Life History

This information if from a cringy, melodramatic video that Armored Spastic privatized on his channel, where he tells the sob story of his life in the third person like a sped and tries to make people feel sorry for him.

pt.1 Gregory the Retard (fails at art school)

Pregory says that he had a hard time at school because of a misdiagnosed "learning disability", that he believes he didn't have and that he's actually a MENSA level genius who just had depression. Because of this, he was unable to go to a good school (he blames his parents for this and not the fact he isn't smart enough) and instead went to a local one where, in spite of his enormous intellect, he failed out of this low-tier institution, even though what he was taking was art.

In reality, what Greg actually had is a chromosomal disorder called XYY syndrome, that actually does come with learning disabilities and the exact opposite of genius level IQ.

Symptoms of XYY Syndrome include:

• Above average height
• Physical weakness
• Lower muscle mass
• Decreased intelligence
• Higher likelihood of being on the autism spectrum
• Higher likelihood of being mentally retarded
• Higher likelihood of having ADHD or learning disabilities
• Emotional immaturity
• Acne

In fact, XYYs are are massively overrepresented in violent crime statistics, despite only occurring in 1/1000 births.

pt.2 Gregory Joins a Doomsday Cult (and goes bankrupt)

After spending several years working menial jobs, Greg joined a jewish doomsday cult (fun fact: his great grandparants moved to Canada and bough their land with literal nuggets of jew gold) that convinced him to waste all of his and his wife's life saving on canned food for the apocalypse. This is only the first example of why it's laughable that this man(?) has the word "Skeptic" in his username.

pt.3 Gregory Joins an Atheist Cult Because of Youtube Videos (and gets kicked out for being annoying)

After going broke, Gregory was finally convinced to leave his cult thanks to fucking Amazing Atheist videos. Truly the mark of an intellectual. He then joined FreeThoughtBlogs for a while, until the Atheism+ movement took over. While some people stayed and other left the site, Gregory remained there and argued with everyone, and was so smug and obnoxious that the people on the site eventually doxed him and his entire family to make him go away.

'pt.4 Gregory Cheats on his Wife (and gets dumped for being a manchild)

After "leaving" FTB, Greg set out on a new path of being a loser, eagerly letting his disability induced immaturity to hurdle towards a second bankruptcy by spending all of his remaining money on Star Wars toys. But that's not all he was doing! He was also cheating on his wife!

All evidence point to Greg flirting with Shoe0nHead before he was actually divorced. But she wasn't the only one! Crazy Jenny McDermott has shown screencaps of Greg flirting with her ugly ass in DMs as well as saying he was cheating with at least 2 other women, one of whom, named "River McKinsey", (who Jenny show's screencaps of Gregory admitting to flirting with) was a woman he believed was dying of brain cancer! And as scummy as taking advantage of a mentally impaired dying woman to cheat on your wife is, that's not even the end of it! While Jenny claims to have seen pictures of them together, Jenny is insane and it turned out that this woman was actually a catfish.

Gregory addressed this to "debunk" Jenny's claims, but tactfully avoided bringing up the fact that he fell for an obvious catfish and that it doesn't disprove he was trying to cheat on his wife with someone he though had brain damage. He also show's a screencap of someone letting him know it was a catfish, to which he adds the words "River was a Landwhale ILR", without a hint of irony or self awareness. Jenny also claimed someone exposed Shoe and Greg for charity fraud, but the video she links to seems to have been deleted. Considering that someone of Jenny's other videos about Gregory and some of her social media accounts have been reported offline, and that Greg once threatened to sue her, its not clear if she's lying about this or not.

Eventually, Greg's wife got sick of this and, at first, tried to use his social media accounts to tell the sluts he was flirting with to back off. But when that didn't work, and when she got sick of having to yell at him for spending all of her money on Star Wars merchandise and having to hide his toys (this is an actual that happened according to a leak from Shoe's discord), she just divorced him.

But Greg's cheating antics continue to this day.

Pregory Calls Everyone a "Skeptic Clone"

Wanting to be legit intellectual powerhouse, he decided to rip-off logicked in order to leech off his success and hoping that some of his credibility rubbed off on him. It didn't. So instead of attacking creationists Greg wanted an even easier target, feminists. This appealed to his pre-teen audience who also jerked off to Shoe. Eventually Logicked had enough of Gregory's brand-leeching, and called out his sub-par arguments. Yes, Greg's idiocy is so bad it tainted another YouTuber.

Original Content, donut steel

Candid Shilling

BeCandid - Speak your mind freely and be threatened legally Candid • CEO • Code • Companies • Cabalists • Contracts • CheesePizza • Shoe0nHead • ArmouredSkeptic • Harmful Opinions

If you wanted the biggest evidence of Greg's lack of integrity, just remember that he endorsed BeCandid so much that he made multiple videos, and even defended the poor innocent multi-dollar corporation against the evils of Template:Ytchannel. He still defends them to this day, despite their pedophilia. But given his relationships, that should not really be a surprise.

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See Also

• MRA - What Greg is
• Alt-Right - Hates 'em.
• Shoe0nHead - Supposed girlfriend.
• BeCandid - For whom the shill shills

External links

• Armoured Skeptic
• logicked
• A game where you can play as him and his "girl" friend.
• Greg's MySpace

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