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Bad Webcomics Wiki
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The Bad Webcomics Wiki is a shitty troll site, a relic of the old internet in the vein of CrushYiffDestroy or Godawful Fan Fiction but for webcomics, only those shitholes had the basic courtesy of fucking dying, while BWW continues to chug along, without anyone caring.
The sites membership consists mostly of smug, self important failures, half of whom can't even speak proper english, and none of whom have any business criticizing anyone else art, considering they themselves are mostly failed art students. And the site's admin is an attention hungry, drama whoring jew who never logs on.
The reviews on the site are poorly written, riddled with typos and grammatical errors, and consist of the author taking a webcomic that they have a personal grudge against, and them writing 17 paragraphs of nitpicking criticisms.
Everyone agrees that BWW should just delete itself from the internet.
Why it sucks
Despite, or probably because, being written by mostly the same people that ED is, the Bad Webcomics Wiki has none of its semblance of self-awareness; instead of trying to be funny, the editors just write long paragraphs about why they don't like something, somehow without explaining what makes the webcomic shit, other than them repeating that it's shit over and over. While some of the shit they review contains Furfaggotry, regular faggotry, sick fuckery, and or other lulzy subjects, a massive amount of space is wasted on mediocre, bottom of the barrel trash that you have to wade through to get to something worth reading about.
They also ape ED by mocking the people who complain about their reviews and mercilessly trying to get their attention rather than doing something productive.
However, like real critics who don't live in sub-terrain caves, they still want to be taken seriously.
Oh, and remember to target minors as much as possible. Their tears are extra salty.
How to write for Bad Webcomics Wiki
- Take any webcomic off of the net
- Pick something even a downsie toddler would notice
- Spend 50% of the article talking about that one thing
- spend the another 50% giving a boring note by note summary of the comic
- Pretend that you're better than the subject of the article
- ????
- Cry yourself to sleep
For good or decent webcomics that don't fit your tastes
- the same thing, but harping about whatever it is that you instantly dislike something for
- make sure to mask your real reason for writing the article by bitching about other things nobody cares about
Dramas
Solomon Tells BWW to go Fuck Itself
Its pretty hilarious that in an article that TheLuigiian wrote and then deleted (for reasons that will soon become obvious), he admits that the BWW was meant to be a John Solomon tribute site intended to "continue his work".
How fitting it is that, after stealing all of John's articles and putting them on the site, Solomon sent him the following e-mail:
The flustered user base reacted with incredulity that this was really Solomon and asked him to elaborate, which was followed by this second email.
BWW quickly disavowed Solomon's work and deleted all of his articles from the site.
Banned from WikiDot
After years of complains to WikiDot from people who's report that they submitted through the WikiDot system was sent to BWW admin to be laughed at or ignored, the WikiDot staff decided to finally delete the site after reading a specific thread on their forum where they slandered various webcomic artists.
After this, oddguy moved the site to "Shoutwiki" and their forum to "Yuku" because their ToS was the most lax, and because he refused to pay money to make an actual website.
BWW remains there to this day, but the abandoned WikiDot site still show's up first on Google half the time.
Schnookums spams BWW to oblivion
After former ED admin "Schnookums" got into an internet sissy fight with oddguy over being nominated for that year's "EDF2: Faggot of the Year Award", he first write an entire article about what he though oddguy's job was, and then spent several weeks vandalizing BWW while Shoutwiki's incompetent staff tried to make him go away.
Most pages were replaced with "ODDGUY THREATENED TO RAPE AND MURDER CYN", in reference to the most recent user to be trolled off of the forums for being annoying, who Schnookums claims to have contacted and was told by that oddguy called her home and told her that he would rape and murder her.
Oddguy claims he never called anyone, but can you really trust the word of a jew?
"Notable" BWW Users
Admins
TheLuigiian - The site's original creator. Closeted furry and John Solomon fanboy who made the site to archive his reviews/move his own webcomic reviews from his awful blog that no one read somewhere he hoped someone would care about them (no one did), and then went AWOL for a couple of years before giving the site to someone else. Once banned someone from the site for arguing with him.
Evilkritter - Had the site passed down to him from TheLuigiian and then immediately stopped logging in as well. The site was taken over by its current admin when they were banned from Wikidot and someone else created a new wiki and moved everything there. Probably doesn't even know that.
Oddguy - Current admin and the worst one so far. Moved the site when Wikidot banned them and promised to be more active than the previous staff, only to then do the exact same thing and hardly ever log on because he keeps forgetting his password. Known for being an ED admin and forum janitor where he is infamous for his bad spelling, attention seeking and sexually harassing every member of the forum. Currently also has a garbage Youtube channel under the name "EZ PZ", where he makes it obvious he not only can't write english, but can't can't even speak it. Contently puts his own videos on ED's front page and imbeds his videos of the articles of whatever lolcow he happened to make a video about.
Members
Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath - AKA "HackerOnHacker. Edgy Columbine shooter wannabe who tried to shoot up a mall a few years ago and got arrested because she bragged about it online. Would LARP as a nazi on the BWW forum and wrote a review about DisneyFan01.
Dr Shaym - Used to write shitty reviews. Now makes shitty youtube videos about feminism and filming vermin in his house. Had one super successful video once and now starts every new video with 5 minutes of him bitching about not making enough youtube money.
Lesbot - AKA Ponydreamdiary/Cuteosphere/Dragondicks. Infamous tumblr lolcow. Hates MRAs. Hate being called an SJW. Hates men. Hates ED.
The Angry Librarian - Her youtube channel is even worse than oddguy's.
Everyone Else - There are no notable users on BWW. They are all nobodies.
The original article in all its glory
The original version of this article seems to have been written by an angry 15 year old atheist, that spent most of it accusing BWW of trying to copy ED, and contrasting BWW's "fake ED users" with the "REAL ED users" that he imagined himself to be, blissfully unaware that one of ED's admins also runs BWW.
The unbelievable irony and his staggering incompetence was so great, that everyone 
gathered around on the forum to laugh at him. After a link to the thread about what a failure he is was added to the article and he tried to delete it, he was banned, had most of his shit edit to ED reverted and this article was re-written by the BWW admin in question.
A copy of the original was saved for posterity.
Hey everyone! What happens when you get a website full of jealous, scaredy wimpass, and jade blooded losers who can't draw or write worth shit, and/or are too scared to tiptoe into the waters of exposure, and pent up all of their rage, frustration, anger, and society fermented bitterness over taking it up the ass, that even gets us at ED to go "wow man, you fuckin' lulcows at this point" ?
That's easy. You get the Bad Webcomics Wiki.
Why it sucks, or in BWW's words, "FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT"
Apparently people who didn't get the message that being like the fucking backasses at Channel Assdump and getting the point that they were bandwagoning on a trend that someone did earlier thought it would be a great idea to put such format into endless, droning, incessant, and insufferable amounts of words (ie. "weaboos cocks sucks weeaboos weebs caustic humor that should die along with the Columbine victims back in the 1990s "bad writing") to where you'd honestly rather read what they were "reviewing" upfront for the sake of entertainment value alone. Much like how Internet reviewing is the sign of the dearth of American first world entertainment because smart alecky nitpicking pedantic edgelord whining spectators will die fruitless and with nothing to contribute to the world other than their own feces, The Bad Webcomics Wiki is essentially in the process of trying to plant its own flag like how a company of GIs are trying to recreate Iwo Jima by bayonet fucking an Okinawan woman to death. Practically the entire site can be summed up by the lyrics of Nelly and his hit song Number One: "I'm tired of all these suckas tryin' ta debate what's real hip hop; most of the time them fuckin' niggas fuckin' album flopped".
TL;DR; to wake up most of the faggotmaggots from Bad Webcomics Wiki with a rude awakening, you're the next best thing since Doug Walker. Don't get all moralfag with us over how "All content on the BWW is potentially Not Suitable For Work, detrimental to mental health, and heavily interspersed with caustic humor that is regularly abused as a pretense to ignore our advice. You Have Been Warned." Motherfuckers, we've done this since 2006. The fuck are you?
How to write for Bad Webcomics Wiki
#Take any webcomic off of the net
#Go for the lowest lowbrow traits to nitpick off of
#Have incredibly nonexistent or insatiable criterion like 99.9% of the reviewing industry who don't know what the fuck they're talking about or know what they're doing most of the time
#Get insufferably smarmy and use swear words like "a big man"
#Circlejerk in IRC
#????
#Profit.
For good or decent webcomics that don't fit your tastes
#Find subjective flaws to nitpick
#Have incredibly nonexistent or insatiable criterion like 99.9% of the reviewing industry who don't know what the fuck they're talking about or know what they're doing most of the time
#Get insufferably smarmy and use swear words like "a big man"
#Circlejerk in IRC
#????
#Profit.
Important tips to remember if you want to be a writer for the Bad Webcomics Wiki
*Remember, we hire actual Neo nazis! That'll show those bad webcomics writers who's boss! We'll even get him to promote how anime based webcomics isn't all bad for publicity!
*Remember, all writers and artists who draw in anime style are retard weeaboos and we need to emphasize that. It's not like if you don't like anime you can be an insufferable mouthy lowbrow low hanging branch aiming faggot who comes from a White man's country cultural background, and even when we do, we are the exception!
*Remember, you can post up an author's legitimate reaction to your review, and leave it on the site for all of you and our dicksucking lapdogs to laugh at to our own self satisfaction!
*Remember, you can use your reviews to bully, discriminate, and bash on people, even teenagers and young adults, into drawing and writing better! We're the fair and just gatekeepers of internet webcomics, where the freedom of speech prevails! Except for webcomics, we totally have all and any authority on who should and shouldn't, even if it's just for a hobby or if they're beginners and amateurs, and don't know how to properly deal with us swearing at them and telling them they suck like an abusive fuckoff.
Dickmeasuring contest with ED
Fun Fact: The Bad Webcomics Wiki is not a substitute for ED. ED is purposely made for lulz and drama, and as much as we dickjerk ourselves dry, we at least have the fucking beef to show that we go the distance. The Bad Webcomics Wiki is like the bully at your school who is purposefully raised to pick on specific people, and by some point, no one's going to help them when they get some free buckshot mouthwash by one of their victims. ED is more like the gang of anonymous hoodlums who target anyone for anything, and depending on how their victims react, it's all back on them.
Most importantly, ED isn't some retarded pussyfoot faggotass "reviewing" wiki with an agenda and a bunch of cowards "trying to change something". Anything goes, and depending on how it's written, it flies like a free country's air space into the World Trade Centers all over again. And even if most of the userbase doesn't like it, that writer can say "EAT A DICK" and go along their merry way. ED is MEANT for spite of anyone and anything. At least we're honest in that we don't give a fuck who we offend and how we do it. Whatever chaos comes after, that's your fucking dealio, asshole. Furthermore, when we had the laydown on Bleedman and all of the other shitheap webcomics, that's when you know it was bad. As much as ED hides behind monikers and anonymous posters, we didn't just do it first, we're the authority on lolcows and all sorts of fucktard fuckery. Bad Webcomics Wiki is about as credible as some basement dwelling manhood insecure gamer's offhand video game dedicated website to the video game industry who flails at imaginary foes born out of their own jenkem from being in their lairs for too long.
BAWW THEY'RE PROMOTING BAD WEBCOMICS
Wow, you're just like Channel Assdumb!
See Also
Shit they have reviewed with its own article
- Megatokyo
- Ctrl Alt Del
- Neo-Kosmos
Homestuck- Will never happen and is destined to be the Half Life 3 of BWW.- Assigned Male
- Everything by Dave Cheung
- Sonichu
- Snafu Comics
- Questionable Content
- How I Became Yours
- Literally every article listed in ED's "Webcomics" series template has an BWW article about it.
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