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Umkemesik's Userpage

I'm an oldfag ED forum user from 2012-2014, I created the new forums and wrestled control of the wiki from the Evil Barf Aediot. I am continuing to play a part in Operation Restoration II: Electric Boogaloo. Thank you , Deceptive for providing this template until my lazy ass works on a new one.

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