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Sonictubers
sat·ire
n.
Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
ED IS SATIRICAL, DUMBASS!!!
Sonictubers are nothing but a cancerous, dying part of JewTube. Back then a couple of years ago, the big people like Cobanermani456 and SullyPwnz on the scene were decent people and there were very few furfags and lolcows.
The Sonictubers didn't clickbait their fans for jewgold and the videos themselves got good views. Nowadays, it's full of egotistical assholes, weirdos, and idiots that suck Sonic's big cock and milk the fuck out of the franchise with usually pointless "news." The Sonictubing community has gotten so bad that decent people like Bluerush1992 and Miles Guy jumped ship and left and the viewership tanked HARD. Oh yeah, Cobi purged his Twatter and left Jewtube for good because of his fucking autism and because he got fucked over by some dindu nuffin feminist socialist whore named Kat. She's your stereotypical, annoying "woke" Sheneequa who wants Bernie bros and feminazis to rape America. Since she's thick, Cobi, the furfag virgin that he is, couldn't even come close and had to be a creepy ass pervert and got pwned by her and her Chad boyfriend.
Blackcel Sonicfag + Black Stacey= Does NOT go together
We'll link her Twatter here. Go spread some lulz ;)-
KatHeartwell
OMG COBANERMANI456 AND KAT LEAKED SEX TAPE!!!!
The Faggots
The Sonictubing scene has been replaced by:
- MegapiCentral: A soyboy faggot. He made fun of a depressed kid and he is still sobbing over his ex-team because of his ego and blocked his boyfriend after breaking up with him
- PremyDaRemy: a nigger from Ghana who's a TuPac dick rider
- GamerGuyd7Aces: Some stupid Sonic theoryfag nigger who has a hate boner for our Lord and God Emperor Donald Trump and is in the closet with his Kingdom Hearts fanfag boyfriend
- SonicSong182: The extremely cringeworthy female pro-LGBT faggot (dat username is so original lul)
- JessePajamas: The "sissyboy" and furfaggot bisexual - read our article on him for more lulz.
- Mardiculous: That faggot from Tails's Channel
- Dillin Thomas: Drama Whore and gay loser and the only lolcow so far (who made a very retarded hate video on Bluerush1992)-He's a lolcow!
- Ozcrash- creator of no shading or good graphics, outdated engine SketchUp fan game Sonic World. He loves to attack his fans and co-workers. BTW not a "Sonictuber," but has a JewTube. His team pulled a Megapai on him for his faggotry.
- Lady Jojo/The Jojo Network- Hardcore SJW trap modder who literally thinks Trump is a fascist.... his politics are on RationalWiki level insane.
The rest are actually pretty cool, honest Jewtubers (like Garroulus64 and Knight of the Wind, who's actually the voice of reason), but most of them get fucked over and put out of the spotlight by these assholes.
Your Typical Sonictuber
Sonictubers are fucking lolcows and are sensitive snowflakes that will block you over the most trivial shit. The new wave of Sonictubers are uninspired, clickbait, mod-showcasing garbage. No one cares about Sonic Forces and it's a shitty game. GET OVER IT. Ironically, the Sonictubers of old actually sometimes played other game franchises like Mario and Zelda. Now, we get some stupid news about a lulzy screenshot about that stupid ass Sonic movie or a Sonic Mania mod that's either shitty or has already been shown a gazillion times. Nothing new. No variety. Henke and redhotsonic for example are one of the few Sonictubers that have actual variety. Most of them are either gay or fucking virgins, but not for example...surprise! Shadow759, who knows how to behave on the internets and makes good content!
Typical Sonictuber Channel
—- Miles Guy | ||
- Showcase a Sonic Forces/Mania/Generations mod that's not even that good
- Make a retarded game theory (TWIP and Premy) only to get BTFO'd by an actual theorist or someone with way better evidence
- Very unimportant news about Sonic that's stretched for over 10 minutes- this is very common
- Clickbait fans (*cough* TWIP)
- Show a random fake "leak" and let people know....it's fake....then stretch the video and fill it with ads
- Barely any Let's Plays
- Horrible fandubs and that cringy "Ask the Sonic 'Heroes' shit"
- Defend a unreleased Sonic movie (TWIP, but he got pwned by Knight of the Wind) or game to the death, only for it to turn out shitty. Remember Sonic Forces? All of the furfag Sonictubers ganged up on that NintendoLife guy but he turned out to be right about the game lol
- Don't take criticism (TWIP again) and act like a dumbass
- Showcase a extremely lazily made and dumb 3D Sonic fan game that was made with the Bumper Engine, Blitz Sonic, Hedge Physics or Sonic GDK with nothing changed---at all.
- Worship Ian Flynn and hate on Iizuka (VP of Product Development and the head of Sonic Team and your favorite blue furry), even though Flynn is a soyboy IDW loser and a male feminist
- Start drama with other fellow furfag channels
- Whiteknight Sonic Forces
- "ALSO DON'T FORGET I'M *NOT* A SONICTUBER, I UPLOAD SONIC AND NINTENDO CONTENT" *last non-sonic video was 2 monthes ago*" - @LuanMaz
Twitter Faggotry
Premy, GamerGuyd and TWIP LOVE to fight each other on Twitter because TWIP is a little bitch that has to steal our African boi's ideas and format to even make it on JewTube. Every time someone like that SADX modder @pkr_sadx gets into it with Premy (SA and SA2 original has better shading and better textures and models because of the way they're handled on their native consoles compared to the ports so she's right lol) , GET BLOCKED FAGGOT, WAAAAH!!! Apparently you can't have a differing opinion on Sonictwatter... Over a fucking conversion mod.
TWIP is the most block-happy soy boy of the Jewtubers, while Jesse and sometimes depending on the situation Dillin can take a fucking joke or simple opinion well, especially Jesse.
How to get blocked by a Sonictuber
Mock TWIP for still playing Sonic Forces-blocked!
Make a ED article on TWIP or mention it-blocked!
Say SA Dreamcast is better-BLOCKED!
Call them out for clickbait-BOI GET DAT ASS BLOCKED!
Sonic World Creator Lashes Out on Fanbase
—@Agf1132 | ||
Ozcrash, the developer of the visually unappealing and ugly camera-angled Blitz3d fan game Sonic World, where almost all of the stages were made in SketchUp, lashed out on his fans because they don't give him enough attention! He BAWWWWED on YouTube about it by insulting a user and crying about how his video didn't get enough views.
—OvertakenSRB2, another dev | ||
And to be even more of a faggot, Ozcrash made a retarded video about it literally called "Fuck You." But he BALEETED it extremely quickly; And as usual, the Sonicfaggotry is raging right now with white knights and this cat lady faggot attacking people on JewTube.
How to be a Sonictuber (Epic Troll)
Gotta love those checkerboards and generic as hell intros.
Reaction to this Article
YTSunny is triggered
TWIP blocked this ED editor because he was butthurt LMFAO! At least GamerGuyd and Jesse actually have some sense of humor.
See Also
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